Gadgetory

well last week we got basically a spiritual sequel to flappy birds from Gears and naturally I told the YouTube guys that we were going to do in a place of it and I think only Joe was the one who kind of took up the challenge so Josh burger hit up my inbox the other day and said hey Joe let's do an Android authority plays with swing copters I said hey Josh you know I gotta be honest with you bud I'd rather drink paint but you know what fine whatever well I did hear basically the collective groans coming from my hangouts with all of the guys there and it looks like Joe and I are gonna be the ones that are going to try and conquer this game okay so let's let's play this stupid game get ready oh okay this is really stupid let's do this now I have this strategy where I use two thumbs of course all corresponding to where I want the little guys to go now one of the worst parts about this game is actually the fact that when you want to replay it you gotta wait for the little guy you have to tap first onto the screen and then you gotta wait for the little guy to get himself revved up and it's it's it's it's that little bit of anticipation that really gets to you oh here the background changes that's cute boo dad yeah I got one I got one what kind of deprived ass game are you playing or you were happy to get a score of one and then those mallets those freaking mallets on the south see like that so the thing about flappy birds was there really wasn't there really weren't any moving parts when it came to the scenery well in this case there are and a lot of the times they're just going to screw you over there's there's no there's no doubt about it the three before my I didn't hit anything what kind of pixel detection is that oh I have to do this for five minutes I told Joe just do five minutes five minutes of this game oh but I'm sure oh boy I gotta stop talking for a second but I'm sure even though I don't want to do this for five minutes I got four you know that's oh come on Oh got tapped pretty fast just to get past everything those mallets are always in your face I really hope Josh does bad I hope Josh does terrible at this game so that way he doesn't ask me to play anymore dot gears games from from this hahaha double-digit jizz yes most of the time you're just trying to beat yourself like that's that's the point of excruciating ly hard games like this it's like you just want to beat the last score you did or else do you feel like a worthless piece of trash come on come on come on ya freakin and the worst part is the moment you get past where you were last you end up dying right away this game is so slow that you know that's that's the number one reason I don't like it it's not like flappy bird we're like as soon as you fail you can start again it's like you know look at your lickety-split you have to sit there and wait for the dude's dunce cap to start spinning before you can actually do anything else I remember when I was first playing this game just just for a little bit just to try to get what two or five in the case that I got back then that sound of him dying was like the worst thing ever hmm okay so things I would rather be doing than playing swing copters I would rather be drinking paint I would rather be drinking Drano I would rather be kissing a toilet seat I would rather be working I would rather be not working I would rather be let's see here I would rather be sick with the flu oh those those mallets don't even make any sense to have platforms with things on the end that's swing back and forth what is this well what construction firm allowed this to happen I would rather be out in the middle of the night drunk I would rather be drinking I think it's even sadder that I figured out how to play this game I'm actually pretty good at it now it's all awesome probably the worst thing about this game in terms of my experience was the fact that when I put it on my girlfriend's phone when she hit two that was probably the happiest I've ever seen her that's how horrible this game can be not even gonna talk not even gonna talk ah 15 Oh 16 best I can do well I guess the key to this game is just short clicks just try to keep it as straight as possible and hey Josh I really hope I really really hope really really really really really hope that the the next fad game that we play you do why do a quiz up was awesome we you know what quiz up was awesome this was not awesome so Josh you are one for two on these stay tuned for more and tell us what games you might want us to play generally we tried to keep them to new or trendy games but if we see one that we really enjoy maybe we'll be able to get the guys to get in on it as well so until then keep it tuned to Android authority check out another video by Joe over on the side and drop us some likes on our videos and subscribe if you haven't already when you're done with all of that don't forget to head on over to android authority comm because we are your source for all 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