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so I once asked the Android gods make me the ultimate phone and I'm talking about a phone that even the Apple sheep would gush over and they heard my prayers too small too small definitely not five point seven inches yeah yep not doing over there oh yeah this is what I'm talking about you know I always wanted a smartphone that was big enough to cramp my hands and five point five inches five point seven inches and six inches just wasn't doing it for me so this nine-inch behemoth is absolutely perfect I mean I can see everything I can read everything and it will cramp my hand and break my hand just like I want it to so this is the perfect screen size I mean look at this one-handed usability my hand is hurting right now just talking to you now one of the things we all want is better performance for our mobile phones however there is a limiting factor and that is that phones youth passive cooling now how would it be if we could add a fan a fan from a PC onto a mobile phone I wonder what that would do to the performance and so to test this modified phone with the extra fan I fired up my custom benchmark that I use for many of my system-on-a-chip tests and look here look at the performance improvements this is doing 237 frames per second 236 now 237 frames a second is absolutely amazing let's just see what the final benchmark score is and there we have it the final score for my benchmark 231 point 4 9 frames a second and this is a special version I'm running version o 4.0 1 and that gives us over 200 frames a second as only one thing left to do I need to get this design over to Josh okay so for this phone I wanted some serious battery life because I use a lot of applications every day and watching my battery drain like Kanye West's bank account is irritating I keep hearing tech companies say that the next big thing is here but it's all being powered by the same crappy batteries as the last big thing innovation my ass so I decided to find a real battery for real smartphone owners and I think I know just where to look yeah yeah get some power mother that's right with a car battery rated at 50 amp hours that's 50,000 milliamp hours of power you can charge like frickin once and it'll last forever we're talking about days of screen on time weeks of battery life plus its heft and weight make it an ideal tool for crushing your enemies so when it comes to the camera you need to have the best possible one and the one that I'm thinking of is something like this a DSLR so it pretty much comes down to getting the kind of quality you will get from something like this and putting it onto the back of what would be our perfect smartphone with everything that we have in place I think I know what to do here I think we've done it behold Android authorities perfect smartphone it's got everything that you would want from a big smartphone the large screen the large size even this computer fan designed brilliantly by Gary and of course the camera on the back to get you all of the perfect shots than all of the smart phones right now cannot do and of course in order to be the perfect smartphone it has to do a really good job at taking calls and that's why we got the best thing for the job a cordless phone on a landline it doesn't get any better than this ladies and gentlemen we think we finally cracked the code with this bad boy right here and created the perfect smartphone as the large screen the ability to make perfect calls and the computer fan on the back for the high performance and of course you have this camera right here that does a great job just like that and of course you can have the perfect smartphone if it doesn't have stock Android keep it tuned to to Android authority for a full review on this the perfect smartphone and of course happy April Fool's Day keep it tuned 234 even more and all of the content from all of our brothers and sister in Android and make sure you stick around by subscribing to the channel and dropping some likes on our videos we hope you enjoyed this one and we hope you got a laugh out of it tell us what you think the perfect smartphone should have in the comments below and then stick around because we are your source for all things Android