Gadgetory

hey guys this is Austin and today I'm meeting lunch how is this mystery tech Oh what the happy pork eat slowly cut calories and improved digestion I thought a smart fork was a sport eh I asked how much this was $65 least I'd get a delicious salad either deal so I can't really argue too much the fork has a USB port on the bottom because naturally should I clean this before I eat with it like since it came out the package yeah alright so I would like to start eating so I'm gonna go have a nice bite salad here mmm great timing all right oh you're vibrating and it happened I'm wait five more seconds huh good I can't really test the happy part cuz it takes so long to chew salad let's see if I can trick the happy pork oh look at that it's that she's not falling for it what if I actually grab something though I have something on the fort oh wow I'm really impressed I thought it's gonna be total bull wow that's quite loud this my friends is the smartphone magnifier wait what oh wow that's that's a magnifier wait so this whole thing is cardboard I mean I appreciate that they're trying to make it look all cool but this retro TV definitely didn't have asked video in how much was this $30 oh wait stuffs falling out oh oh that's pretty cool alright I'll give them props they've got the retro vibe totally on point so I guess what you do is you put your smartphone in the tray and then just drop it in there's also going to be a little rubber mat maybe okay so if I slide it in like this there we go that's the look right there as far as actually using it you can see absolutely nothing until you're looking at it directly on point besides that it gets very sort of warped and you're sort of looking at the top of the bottom but it doesn't sound that bad - cool I gotta say like it is a lot better than I expected that's the total novelty but it kind of sounds alright I mean there's some holes for the speaker to come out alright oh man what can why do you just have a giant pillow I think actually know what this is though this is one of those sequin pillows where like if you move it Oh yep yep it like create something oh no oh I don't like where this is going is this a pattern what is this it just all looks Brown oh no wait a minute oh wait no it's NIC cages face Wow where did you find this oh well let me guess Amazon yes of course it is so you've got your Nick Cage face when it's party time when it's not party time don't know Nic Cage here now you see him there you go now you see him now you don't if Jake does not own this pillow we need to give him this pillow Jake Roper my friends has multiple Nic Cage shirts I've seen him wear at least two of them I don't even want to know how much this is cuz it's just come at me upset that the money was wasted but also $10 okay I feel much less bad about this yeah not really feeling it come on kind of hard but it is nice to know that I'm laying on NIC cages face so come on now headphones okay wait what's headphones that have a detachable cable like earbuds how much honey fifty dollars not a lot for Kimberly dough don't worry about it so these are the final four thousand hi fight earphones I take a wild guess and that you are going to be the proud owner of these headphones as soon as the video is over that's what I thought they're very lightweight they don't feel particularly premium the cable the actual headphones themselves but if you have this kind of weird shape why did my phone just slide off the table a little just low okay okay that's fine okay base it's there damn so it is going to be a little bit more optimized for hip-hop so if you have something that does have an accentuated bass it's really going to punch here but I've never heard headphones that have this kind of bass that are so small and they also have such a wide soundstage you're not getting it back these are these are mine now you realize piggy probe the premium phone stand it's a razor thin and infinitely adjustable why is it called pain Pro there's a mirror on the inside so if your phone stand also wants to function as a mirror to see like a postage size stamp of your face postage eyes stamp postage post stamp size postage no weight just stamp size yeah the postage is probably necessary is it stamped is postage it's maybe not the most color matching thing in the world but let's see how this actually works as a stand oh look my phone stands up nerf the zombie strike crossbow this isn't tech I know a pillow wasn't tech but this definitely isn't tech oh so I just get to shoot you with Nerf darts no that's okay I mean this is not a normal mystery tech item why I gotta say at least it's not a robot dinosaur I can't really complain about that we're after my nemesis has arrived we actually should be shooting rule Raptor I feel like Robo Raptor should be my ally in this particular fight Robo Raptor are you ready yeah you are so going on this okay high-five Wes would not be happy cookies let me do that are us