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hey honey how are you like your mush if I see oh I love it I mean it's pretty much perfect I just wish it was a little smaller that was easy so here ask for my spicy mini oh wow you did something useful for once nice spell check it next time too seriously Heather what kind of request was that you're gonna ruin it for everyone the customer is always right ladies ladies there's no need to fight Oh let your voice be heard by visiting the fractal design contact page and making a product suggestion within reason while you're at it you can also check out the new mesh if I see Minnie click on the link below to learn more what's going on guys welcome back to another episode of stack attack the ultimate 1v1 gaming showdown where virtual combat meets real-life challenges I'm joined once again and will be going head-to-head with the one and only beautiful white sauce I would say that you're beautiful but ugly orange oh this makes me extra beautifies couldn't tell we are doing a st. Patty's Day edition I didn't practice my Irish accent that's that sucks but we are gonna be going head-to-head in a round of csgo arms race it's gonna be super fun and in case you're new here or just need a refresher here's a quick look at the rules of the game the rules of stack attack are simple before the match begins four attack cards are dealt randomly to each player players can play their attacks on each other at almost any time during the match but only one attack per player can be in effect at a time all attack cards are single-use only the effects of some attacks are time-based while others expire once a challenge has been complete once per match a player can summon a stack attack by playing two cards at once to deal a devastating combo once the player in the lead is one kill or point away from winning they'll have to surrender all their unused attack cards to the other player those are the rules made the best player win so here are our eight attack cards for today the first of which being wasted basically whoever plays this attack is gonna be able to spawn a Chris turret on their opponent we'll find out what that is momentarily the next one is lit a F which basically is going to be a strobe light in your face while you're gaming for three minutes disclaimer if you have seizures or your epileptic this is your warning next up we have sideways where the victim has to play in portrait mode while wearing a neck brace the next one is second wind where the player will have to wear a festive green beard while having a fan blow in their face the remaining four cards we have on the table here actually involve drinking because this is a Saint Patty's Day edition after all so the first of which we have is iced and when this card is played the victim has to stop what they're doing and put one knee on the table while chugging a smear enough ice before they can resume next we have drunk vision where the player has to take a shot of vodka and then we're drunken goggles wall gaming I'm not sure which of those sounds worst and the poor soul whose hit with a handicap attack will have to use only a knife until they chug all the beer out of their fantastic beer helmet finally we had kill shot this is a beer pong challenge so every time your attacker kills you in the game they have three chances to sink their ball into one of the cups and then you have to drink every time they stake a ball that sounds terrible you thought about you did oh yeah I think on that note we're ready to be off the cards yes we are we can do it let's do it let's rock paper scissors to see who draws go on do it get your stupid card face up oh my turn boom I get sideways all right now we're gonna draw the drinking cards that feel I have to drink of course it's my turn oh I'm nervous you're actually good at beer pong oh then I know which one awesome all right so those are our cards folks I think we're ready to play get over there get your butt over there oh all right here we go moments away from beginning the match one thing I forgot to mention two things I forgot to mention one I'll be using this crappy child's mouse which sucks for me just as a little handicap to help wifey sauce out and to the loser of today's match we'll have to do something terrible at the end of today's video so stick around for that are you ready honey hey you've got we've each got the same number of cards so it's anyone's game let's do it three two one go I'm trying not just show it on my face but I'm pretty happy with my cards and I think she's in properly my cards I can hear you your dainty little footsteps boss see you oh nice shot Wow got some nice ain't there Wow okay you been practicing no where you at girl oh shit that actually kind of scared me no didn't don't even know where you are good you scared now I don't know where you are oh you're walking aren't you drunk vision watch you take it it's only the world's finest she did it girls oh it's gonna be disgusting oh no put those goggles on I've never tried these goggles on personally but I have a feeling they're gonna suck oh my god oh fuck you oh my god oh are you serious there's no way there's no way I mean I might as well just forfeit now how is this possible I mean I don't think I've ever been this drunk in real life where my vision this cannot be happening to me right now iced iced oh my god okay I'm just gonna get this card out of the way when I first met Kyle he was a big party boy so he's gonna chug his way through this are we really doing this right now we're really doing this I got a I hope I don't break the desk I don't even know so cold it's so cold honestly but I can't why don't you do that to me why oh we're stand apart my worst enemies I was terrible I really like I literally can't see like like I know you're there fucking see you I will knife you at some point oh my god yes oh my god oh my god really right now wait no it's really blows huh do you take your glasses on do I have to yeah because that you're silly your eyes oh my god fine but then I can't see the screen - dad what's up fair too bad too bad you're blind no yeah no yeah no I disagree my eyes are getting dried out enough as it is that's too bad really yes honey all right fine just know that I cannot see anything and now ever I have the right to camp oh yeah yeah see you're fine got killed by a a blind bearded man oh oh and I just killed the blind paired my eyes are so dry what oh yeah strobe light strobe it's true I honestly have no idea how this one's gonna affect her so that's why I'm playing early on the game let's see how it goes shit yeah my god you scared me so bad good oh don't get close to me yeah that's what you get sure oh yeah I thought the light was gonna be distracting but it didn't really bother me oh shit oh my gosh how's it so stressed out oh wait shit yes oh I got spawn killed by the person who spawned all the kudos to you kudos good Oh oh shit handicap oh no way are you sure this is a punishment I think this is a reward for Kyle I've been known to chug my way out of almost any situation oh shit you have to killed me I honestly thought this was gonna be easy but since you're sucking it through a straw it bombs up as soon as it goes into your mouth so I'm having a really hard time swallowing this stuff and it's a lot more difficult than I thought I feel like the drinking carts have stolen a lot of attention this episode but this card is gonna do some serious damage [Laughter] kill it I think I'm gonna throw up yes Oh Oh No yes yes come on oh my god really mean like you trying to fucking play like this it's fucking impossible God we've done something similar to this in a previous episode but this time the gun is much stronger and there's a lot more ammunition god help me oh my god really but you know for being a nerf gun oh that's what hurts I'm feeling very defeated and salty right now but at least I get to watch guy on pain alright oh my god ok I got the knife yeah I got the knife I got the knife and I have to hand over all unused attacks to the opponents so you can use that I can't believe I forgot to use kill shot before I got the golden knife I'm so upset with myself right now come here come it pitch really really shoot me in the face shoot me the face right now do it do it now oh my god you're catching up so much seriously Oh tell me I can smell the victory I can smell it oh shit I'm out of ammo knife against knife I suppose got shot I should be happy that I stole his last card but I'm so far behind that I'm already checked out except my knife is goaded in oh you just alright alright so I'm gonna pause really quick while you take your three attempts Oh oh shit you have a gun oh fuck I do I had a gun ha ha you had a nice no I mean I do have a knife too but I also have this amazing pistol it's just so handy oh yes oh yeah shoot all right shoot hurry up I don't know where you are tell me come here Oh smack oh boy I lost again sweet sweet victory wifey sauce your Luck's run out alright guys so for my punishment kyle is in there right now hiding two bottles of smirnoff ice I have to go in there and find them drink both of them before I can get out of the room oh just not looking forward to this it was already bad enough that I had to embarassingly buy them at the grocery store now I have to drink them Kyle you ready yeah come in hello sir come on in the hunt begins now since I'm Manning this camera I technically can't leave this room either until you find the bottles and drink them yourself hurry up look around don't tear apart no one said that I have to be neat about it I'll give you a clue and you technically don't need to move anything to find both of these bottles they are hidden in plain sight so to speak nope give you guys any more horrible idea it's a great idea thanks Chris can you see one right now how are you laughing at me how these things yeah funny because I know where they are and I know how invisible they are right now for a second I feel like I should be seized oh I found one of them very good I'm excited to drink this or anything but the most excited I've ever seen someone stumble on smirnoff ice disgusting that's the point oh did you ah there was in the power supply congratulations looks like you're really enjoying it to be drinking it that quickly that's round two oh there it is down the hatch you did well you did well what congratulatory bust pump on the good all shoulder tap love tap oh god oh my god what did you eat from lunch what's heinous that's really disgusting okay time to close out the video guys thank you so much for tuning in to this episode of stack attack we'll be back again in a month or so with the same thing go ahead and toss a like on the video you enjoy subscribe for more stuff in the future and we'll see y'all next time we're some tic-tacs we're in the Tic Tacs let's get some Big Tex you're disgusting