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time so basically what I mean by that is if one card is a three-minute duration and I play it on Y P sauce I have to wait for that three minutes to be up before I can play a second card and like I mentioned the only way to play two cards simultaneously is to play them at exactly the same time which will of course deal a devastating blow to your coming and whoever loses this challenge today is gonna have to eat a raw onion just you know bite into it like a good old juicy Apple did we get to get with sriracha or something at the very least we don't want to answer anything they're coming to mask the flavor no yeah I mean the fumes from the onions to make you cry alone like there's nothing you can do about it it'll be hard to tell if they're tears from the onion or just tears from sadness but you know you don't have the best track record honey you've actually lost every stack attack before this but today might be your lucky day because well you're gonna be gaming on a full-fledged you know gaming desktop of the gtx 1070 etc i will be gaming on a relatively low powered apu system in fact i'll be using the new risin 320 200 g no discrete GPU simply running on integrated graphics and bear in mind we're both going to be capturing our screen play locally to our systems so that's going to be even more demanding i've also scaled up to 4k i have a fork monitor today to bring my framerate even further down just to give you that just to give you that slight advantage so we'll see we'll see we'll see what happens and Kyle's given me many advantages and I still managed to lose so I don't know but you know what so is so is the performance that I'm probably gonna see in just a moment here so today the attack cards that we will be using are going to be cards from previous episodes of stack attack and they're specifically cards that we never got to play in in the other episodes that we thought should have been yeah like play like that they're really sad - not really the first four that we're going to use the first one is a devil's candy and this one basically the opponent that gets this card has to eat three very spicy wings yes even though the card says one wing we're actually modifying it three and they are vegan wings by the way so vegan wings that's the real punishment and then we've got the witch's cauldron which is basically bobbing for apples you have to Bob for two apples before you can resume gameplay third one that we're bringing back is called flashbang the player will have to wear headphones on their ears while listening to a very high-pitched ringing noise as well as wearing an eyepatch over one of their eyes so not only were the wool they're hearing be impaired the vision will be slightly impaired as well sounds terrible yep then we have mummified we're basically both players stop gaining temporarily while the person who played the attack wraps their opponent in saran wrap like a mummy and then you have to leave one hand exposed and then it has to have to have to leave at least one hand exposed and then they can resume playing after that good luck the next four cards are the new attach that we have come up with further for this around the first one is moonwalk basically the player that has this card has to can only move backwards got mash s can't even smell no only backwards that's your only four movement I mean of course you can move with your mouse and that's gonna be for three minutes yep that's a three minute challenge then we have oil slick oil slick requires that the person who's been hit with this attack increase their dpi to I think it's like I don't know try like 8,000 we'll try doing eight thousand or something astronomical and they'll have to beam like that until they solve a relatively simple puzzle a jigsaw puzzle and then the next one we have is on hunchback and basically originally we were actually going to have you handcuffed your left wrist to your right ankle but we cannot find our handcuffs I don't know if someone stole our hand we should have handcuffed the handcuffs to something why would we need them at home well way to be on the nose that leaves zero room for imagination thank you I feel us quite the sauce everyone she's here all night just kidding dad if you're watching this boy anyway so we will be using a shoelace instead to replace the handcuffs at work you could have just said that and finally we have bug eyes where you'll have to wear a pair of kaleidoscope goggles which obviously impedes your vision in a very pretty way yes but those are our cards ladies and gentlemen so with that said I'm gonna shuffle them up okay and deal them out at random what's your ideal what that's that's only fair what yeah that's how it's really done all right fine oh here we go I get bug eyes why if he gets flashbang yeah yeah I get devil's candy I hate this game cuz you get all crazy like no I don't boil slick that one's terrible that one sounds awful Andy get Hunchback good I have a bad knee right now spiritual that's true alright those are our cards ladies and gentlemen let us take our seats plate first oh no wait shit I just feel like you've all hunched back which means I'm the one that hasn't so my bad oh yay yay oh now it's a problem oh that's not part of the game all right all systems go Matt starts yeah we're going there's no boss right no BOTS it's just you and me baby alright Matt starts in 3 2 1 go I know why I'm doing this oh my god thank God that might be the first time you you've gotten the first kill but I get the second one baby Oh God you think you have what it takes damn you oh the attacks haven't even started rolling out yet you ain't screwed yet moo block okay all right I'm honestly not too intimidated by this one because even though I have to go backwards the entire time I can still move my mouse to sort of strafe left no this isn't that bad I can handle oh I got a quarter I'm stuck it's pretty much what's going through my mind right now this isn't good this isn't good we use this hot sauce all the time on our Foods office so I think this will be a stick now I got to find you backwards terrible I'm so focused on moving that I'm not even like looking for you it's so distracting how those wings did you just eat all three at once Wow hardcore oh oh my god hey oh look over there in the back of my throat but you're still kicking my ass stuck on my teeth burning but that was real bad heartburn oh I think I think it might be kicking in to kick someone someone give me a bit over here did she just drool yeah I bet that also you know lubricates piers your mouth keyboard which which doesn't do so great for your aim I'm glad I'm far away from you right now take that drooler oh yes oh no I cannot wait to walk forwards again yes alright thanks oh my god mouth did I mention the peripherals I'm using guys are Bubba fine all right this isn't gonna be fun let's do this shit does this make me look fat okay all right no I do what everybody watch after wipe my nose okay okay just Williams will you focus my goodness woman like like you really need to yes Wow if if you if you lose this episode I I don't suppose all right let's do this come here ah no it's cool it's cool I got this did you start your timer already lost I'll don't get too excited no guys guys you've got this might actually backfire on me she's already so bad at video games that I'm screwed yeah that's right now I don't even know which one to shoot good Oh oh my god yes I did it how the heck is she killing me with these goggles on have you worn things before oh my god this is so difficult you think that's difficult you were you were very wise to wrap my right hand yeah I would be dominating you right now three of you right now I'm like seeing like multiple of you and I don't even know do you feel privileged to be in the presence of three of me oh my gosh oh I see it can't be that bad you've been showing me left and right no its back like find I don't even know these glasses are horrible like honestly I'm just seeing double triple of everything and I don't know where I should be oh yes wait that nice yes No I don't know where I'm going right now okay pretty good we're good good lord oh no we're bug eyes my oil slick oh crap alright alright options controller horizontal sensitivity odd and vertical sensitivity back oh wow that's very sensitive okay all right all right all right all right witch's cauldron Oh see this is where I get worried because as soon as I walk away from my computer Kyle can just get Kill Bill does wifey sauce know how to swim let's find out okay all right we've got I know it's a really no wait here okay time out so I get the first Apple and I go down and get the second one and I just I feel like a I pulled a muscle in my neck and I just can't continue hey wifey sauce what's with the neck cast oh I was just bobbing for apples I don't know like I pulled a muscle my next time house all right I think I'm ready here all right ready resume okay you son of a bitch yes thank you oh no you're done already are you kidding me baby holy shit holy shit where are we where where are you what are you why can't I solve this puzzle right now it's for children oh shit Tony tells you getting off me right now all right oh my god I hate this gun I love this gun made a new dick be with you oh we're getting pretty choppy here 25 fps no big deal no no no come on 360 noscope oh my god I'm so bad oh oh no I crashed yeah yes the system crashed wait I'm frozen to my PC crashed Oh auto disconnect in 20 seconds I'm and I'm frozen my PC crap oh like it's oh so that's why I can't move I can't even shoot you I think at this point the only real fair thing to do is to reboot and pick up exactly where we left off all right here we go back in business three two one resume Michael let some visa slow me down I'm gonna be side your face with Mike okay maybe not oh oh that was sweet it's cuz you have that damn gun oh and you you know how to strafe and stuff I'm out to play oh yes shit oh fuck see this is where I'm scared that you're gonna catch up come here shit shit shit thank God thank God oh oh no no not the water work yeah oh my god nice oh my god nice oh my god already flashbang oh my god oh my god played flashbang at the perfect time and I got me my victory Kyle I can already smell that onion breath bring on the onion I'm ready for it all right we're at the grocery store let's let's get an onion no not really so red yellow white onion worried why red specifically probably the strongest tasting one so you'll be the most missing oh good I'm glad I'm glad we figured that out oh oh oh oh they have plenty sweeter so we don't let that left oh my god I don't even get to pick my onion no you know this is cool this is a nice good - better do we have to wait we can do it we don't need the specs on the onion we got a pounder I don't have enough only two bucks all right I have I have a credit card that's fine I'm gonna buy a single onion with a credit card interesting time for you live in low thanks no that's all right it'll be consumed shortly yes please I'm asking for a receipt for onion thank you very much now would be a great time to get struck by a car that's terrifying so she's just getting it primed onion is loading Wow look at that juicy that is a delicious veggie that is a bulbous bastard okay look at the juice just shiny give me my fries shining dripping oh look onion juice right there okay all right stop milking it literally you're milking in the end of all thing no that was never know eat as much as you can no we'll see we'll see how far I get that's this Cheers first bite wasn't as bad as I thought but it's kind of like it's kind of building I'm not gonna kiss you after the sex why did he buy gum we feel like gum along state tax I thought why don't they come in like a bundle fine you can eat the whole thing you're looking good you're taking me like a champ I'm trying to be strong for them for the fans we got to be an inspiration motivator see you're great it's like uncomfortable I'm glad that Chris has a giant camera that's very obvious because otherwise I just look like a crazy person oh it's disgusting hi we're eating onions ah no no your eyes are watering at your nose my mouth is watering in like a bad way keep going oh it's doing things down here there's a bird but the inside of my stomach is burning it's on fire big inhale big sniff you you get off on this don't you oh I like this at all all right I'm calling it I'm calling ma'am I cannot eat anymore Mike my nose is burning now like everything's burning and is the tears are inside Weasley's tears Alec no stop eating no I'm done this challenge is finished my dues have been paid and that is gonna conclude this episode of stacks acylation jolly so thank you all for watching it's been fun it's been a blast congratulations again honey for your first victory it's always a good stack attack tradition for the winner to take part in in the punishment in the small way so you're a good sport honey thank you guys for watching toss a like on the video if you enjoyed it check us out on a floatplane to watch stuff a week early without ads link in the description and we'll see you guys later no it's a freaking Robin you know would you expect go to go to grad school kids otherwise we'll be living life like doing things at perfect in a real show