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what's going on guys welcome back to another episode of stack attack the ultimate 1v1 gaming showdown where virtual combat meets real-life challenges today I'll be going head-to-head in the game of csgo arms race but with me frackle Josh yes Josh do you have any final words before we get started today yes but they're all four letters and you have to censor them so we'll leave those unsaid perfect the less you talk the better without further ado let's jump into the rules the rules of stack attack are simple before the match begins four attack cards are dealt randomly to each player players can play their attacks on each other at almost any time during the match but only one attack per player can be in effect at a time all attack cards are single-use only the effects of some attacks are time-based while others expire once a challenge has been completed once per match a player can summon a stack attack by playing two cards at once to deal a devastating combo once the player in the lead is one kill or point away from winning they'll have to surrender all their unused attack cards to the other player those are the rules may the best player win now that we've got a little refresher on the rules why don't we have wifey sauce come in and deal out the cards for to each person completely random we're going come on make it make them count honey okay do it oh yeah I can already tell I got the good ones so this besides me rude oh no man I've got one or two here that's well let's wait and see get over to your battle station let's get this on the road shall we just get this done I'm ready to destroy your ass whoa let me rephrase that never mind just cut the pc3 7x gaming headset from a strop and Sennheiser brings you into the game with an open back design featuring angled drivers for pinpoint locational accuracy be heard clearly through the fold-down noise cancelling mic and enjoyed the long-lasting comfort of large plush velvet ear pads now available in an all matte black finish so the headset looks as good as it sounds for more info click the link in the description and catch the drop before it's gone all right let's get it on you ready little man let's do it boy okay three two one go I was already moving I've seen a few of these episodes before against my better judgement and I'm not sure what to expect I know Kyle likes to hustle people saying he's never played a game before when it turns out he's like MLG Pro somehow so I'm expecting I'm gonna get owned Josh doesn't game a whole lot I think he games a little bit more than me and I know for a fact he plays games like insurgency and other tactical shooters so part of me is a little bit nervous but I guess we'll see what happens no matter what happens Kyle is probably gonna finish first that's right here are your peanuts tell Fiona me here you what I'm trying to do is I'm trying to overpower your headphones so you can't hear anything it's called noise distraction that sounds like a really good strategy Josh oh I see your ass are you looking at my ass Kyle get sexual harassment card was one of the channel ass was looking at my eyes oh okay tea baggers yeah teabag me teabag your Facebook bullets okay people stab you go home man wait you show yourself Oh eat it Busey headshot hell yeah you know I think you really need to shake it off I don't think you need a cookie what what son of a I think the worst thing about this shake it off challenge is people actually seeing me holding the shape way this is the dumbest thing ever hey do you have to see what I'm doing right now we're borrowing this challenge from the minute to win it game show and I've seen contestants struggle a lot with this challenge so I'm a little concerned right now how do you fucking get it oh no I just shot somebody play this isn't fair because no no I just you I think you actually hit me son of them God well you know what I don't have my glasses on right now damn it yeah drop the cookie okay focus on the cooking do you normally eat like that all time that's what I hear I'm going to switching oh oh you're just making me sick dude I really don't even want to hear that man even looking at you is making me kind of sick really have yourself right now yeah beautiful how much longer is Jesus turns out this challenge was a lot easier than I thought I could have used a no vote just like that night it's funny because you look like you're stroking and I sound like I'm choking oh man we just entered a whole new channel I can't wait for this video to get to my son hell are you the best things give me the arm cramps for the rest of the frickin Randy is anything to break when I'm done with this he's gonna crap out of me wait kill ya throw right there this is like embarrassing really hard to do as if just holding a shake weight and people seeing that is not bad enough now I've gotta stay here and shake the damn thing while I'm trying to aim and trying to look for Kyle doing this stuff one-handed my arms are burning and I just want to die oh sorry I didn't mean to interrupt your your one-handed activity you can tell when I see you because I stopped shaking the shake with a coat there he is there you go okay yes thinking a bit in the face I got some money in there okay all right is that a vegan approve never better cut that thing if you actually want to do some damage here I honestly don't see how this attack can be difficult I had onion rings last night not a single tear man you know at least the quicker I lose the car we're probably like what that second said like josh is just a fussy ginger right now that's me all the time no you can still kill me I have a legit crying right now dude oh dude this is so bad you have no idea the tears are real these are real tears so you're not using fake tears right now oh dude oh you must cry a lot when you games it doesn't seem to affect you very much well I do have a shotgun so you know white spread is helping her oh my god man oh my god oh my god seriously crying I can't believe it Kyler's over there crying harder than the last time you couldn't get on a ride at Disneyland seems too short week ago two weeks already what the hell it is not affecting you at all after the scope weapon oh man I don't have fucking okay wait I'm playing pixelated on you pixelated Oh deep ass oh my god I have to sat down to the lowest possible resolution like four by three like 4k no not 4k that'll just take your framerate just oh it didn't apply okay thank God oh I can see again ow hey cotner played CS complete a few times I have only a few times I'm still really bad you have a show of uh playing the game Chris who never plays this game beat me last time we played you can't shame me into that type of stuff I will shame the hell out of you being on this video would be a start in your face okay he's all good all right now one thing you're in notice is there's probably excellent hair flow through that case I literally got a look through the CPU cooler cut out my vision is totally wrecked right now I basically have to look through a side panel window that still has the plastic wrap on it and then look through a CPU cooler cut out with a bunch of cables dangling in the way it's really putting a bad taste in my mouth for the define us where are you how is your t-shirt like made out of Kevlar oh man the people I gotta cringe and watch me just missing every single headshot holy crap yeah yes also you've got all your little hand peripherals over here I'm not used to that little hand peripheral those little hands do the creepy like they're creepy kind of those are average or a little you probably say that a lot don't you no actually okay okay language barrier oh you son-of them what's happening okay Wow I don't want to play right now I just want to look at you evidently kyle has some sort of treasure chest of medieval torture devices at home that he just brings into the office I don't want to know why I don't know where he gets this stuff but now it's in my mouth okay okay I'll look at your hand what games could you recommend for like our 13 year old so this call it's already going better than I thought I can't understand myself but somehow this guy is the patience to formulate words are the guttural sounds on me okay like is I see the snaps let's fan out okay yeah cuz I'm not a while-- he really likes games like that and he always tells me he's not very good that he's like a whiny tiny and it's really starting to poverty so I thought I'd get like a switch and you know transfer fair play when it comes out this attack is literally backfiring on me right now I'm laughing so hard I can't even shank the guy it's impossible okay cool well thank you very much for the help I really appreciate it okay let's do snowflake boom gosh alright so you're playing through the snowflake POW huh maybe and it kind of sucks so you're on the last friend where you down to just nothing but nice correct nice nice I really don't like the fact that josh is playing my own snowflake attack on me right now like he's actually catching up pretty fast and he could win this thing how long have you had the knife like her my last six kills or something at least Oh Shama Kim and here we go come on come on you so oh my god I love an ex killing spree how the hell is that oh okay that's life okay right here all right keyboard and kranthi mouse go oh Jesus you're right go go go disgusting okay okay yep Wow okay that's a lot of Lube that's so much Lube oh my god this feels so bad you're doing such a good job feel so bad that is the first time no this is so uncomfortable using these crappy five-dollar peripherals is already bad enough adding Lube to the mix just makes it harder it's it's way too effective was the brand of that loop again I hate stuff on my hands I can't come on I will kill you while lubed I don't give it I got screwed I lost he won I mean he had a fractal case so that was probably all the advantage he needed but congratulations the little guy for reaching the keyboard I'll crap what's the punishment Josh prepare to taste my six inches alright Josh here we are so for your punishment I thought it would be a great idea to have you enjoy this six inch Subway sandwich definitely not one of their pre-made options our very own wifey sauce and Chris put this together without my knowledge so I don't even know what's in there so go ahead and take your first party bite and give us your best guess as to what's going on in that sandwich it's not that bad that was not even a bite it's fine I've seen you eat before so I think you just get a phone call tonight no you should probably just ignore that there's no saving you we've got we've got trashcan on standby um I guess tuna can't tell if it's like salami or ham maybe pepperoni mayonnaise I think you might need another bite just to just to help you figure it out how does it taste this that was a lot worse oh yeah no because because now you're getting to the middle like where all the ingredients congeal no it's like the bottom of the garbage do you taste anything new did a new ingredients appear shame shame yeah all right I'm a good sport so get it deep in there I'll entertain you guys wait there's a cookie and there isn't there tuna and chocolate chip should not ever be in the same bite I can't get it down like my body is rejecting in the consistency it's like doughy and squishy and with chunks in it a fact I warmed up - yeah I mean warm - the cells never good it really it really just unmasks all the flavors at once alright so what was actually in here waiver that sounds about right yeah I would say like a waiver someone can't sue subway I'm gonna try anyway okay I think we're gonna cut it off here folks before before we both lose it so Thank You Josh for enduring this little little journey with me I really do appreciate it very it's been super great thank you guys for watching toss like on the video if you enjoyed it not sure what camera I'm supposed to look in but we'll see you guys next time here on the bigwig