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show off your Riggins style with the view 37 from thermal take a large curved window offers the generous view of your components with included addressable RGB fans for a fully custom interior enjoy the freedom of full-sized hardware high-end water cooling support and dust filtered ventilation for a system that performs as good as it looks click the link below to learn more what's going on guys welcome back to stack attack the ultimate 1v1 gaming showdown where virtual combat meets real life challenges today I will be going head-to-head with the one and only Chris our beloved and trusty camera op who's currently not manning the camera you're fired but there should be a lot of fun we're gonna be playing cs:go arms race and Chris do you have any last words before we get started yeah I saw a streaming last Monday on port Knight and I'm not too worried I'm chillin I think that's gonna be easy game is it possible to fire you twice know the rules of stack attack are simple before the match begins 4 attack cards are dealt randomly to each player players can play their attacks on each other at almost any time during the match but only one attack per player can be in effect at a time all attack cards are single-use only the effects of some attacks are time-based while others expire once a challenge has been completed once per match a player can summon a stack attack by playing two cards at once to deal a devastating combo once the player in the lead is one kill or point away from winning they'll have to surrender all their unused attack cards to the other player those are the rules may the best player win alright guys so we're gonna switch things up a little bit this time around instead of explaining all eight of our attack cards like we usually do at the beginning of the game we're actually gonna be explaining them when they're played during the match just to save time and jump us into the game a little bit sooner but that being said we are ready to deal them out so let's have wifey sauce come over here and do the do us the kindness of shuffling these guys up and deal in a map yeah give me the car do your thing all right just grab your crappy hand oh you got you've got the good ones oh yeah I know I like you less than I usually I don't know get over there get to your desk yes sir with pleasure can't wait to kick your ass prepare today all right Chris are you ready no guess kind of maybe that's good enough for me let's get this show on the road in three two one go okay I'm feeling kind of nervous but at the same time not at all because I'm pretty confident my skills being a casual gamer so hopefully this will be good for me I'm actually a little nervous to go up against Chris I mean he's still young and sprightly he's good at games and personally I swore off playing with young boys a long time ago but I'll try anything once Oh getting shot at he's just he's kicking in here he's gonna get first blood oh Jesus in the head that's right oh the only way you know uh another headshot Oh God we go tasted defeat is upon me oh my heart is pumping oh my god is pumping a lot I may have underestimated my enemy here let's see how you are with tunnel vision huh okay oh god this is horrible I can't I can't even what the heck okay no no no no wear it I think fast Chris there you are no okay I'm kind of getting the hang of this here NoHo you know it's not that bad looking out of this thing I can see perfectly fine out of here I mean it's just a little hole away oh oh I can barely see anything no better if I if I back up like this get more more surface area to see where wait wait what well you got five oh wow I'm losing hard core I can feel the face the cake on my face or you know you have some attack cards - Chris it's do the saying I do I don't think you like dude you probably didn't think you'd be using with this early on okay bloob oh god oh god I figured why not start out with lubed what better way than to get lubed up for the game this is the second least appropriate time I've ever been waged by Chris here we go uh I see your head oh no no oh okay maxing out mouse sensitivity to eight I'm also gonna increase my DPI ok now this this is impossible no oh oh my god wait where I can't see I have to be like to play two inches from your face and retain my screen wait I hear you okay no wait oh my god do the sensitivity predict I forgot my frickin timer I hear I hear footsteps back up I must back up No trying to catch up oh no way what's it like being lubed by Chris well everything's slippery and your aim is horrible huh oh my god like Medicare trigger yes yes already huh oh never oh never again all right let's do this one-shot wonder here that is such a satisfying feel feeling to just okay well they got it I got oh shit goodness for timers oh shit oh shit I hate you so much I hate you so much Aurel invasion huh all right which one of these fits in my mouth here anything to bag too big okay this is gonna this is gonna suck I just played oral invasion on Chris thank goodness we don't have an HR department oh my god okay try not to drool in all my peripherals okay what is that all right so I got a wheel here and the freaking handcuffs okay headshot I'm stacking these two cars because they know off the bat that messing with his eyesight and locking his arm to his ankle is gonna really mess with them two senses and one go to recipe for disaster the car doesn't fit it doesn't fit around my damn oh oh ow oh god all of that hurts I should go I see cuz this is impossible I can't see shit these handcuffs barely fit around my ankle and it's really starting to hurt at this point especially when I have to Mouse around with the hand that's handcuffed to my ankle not to mention this stupid wheel that I have to continually spin otherwise I'm essentially blind it's not ideal oh this is help I'm running away okay get running I'll go away Chris oh no no okay right now hugs actually I can't lie dude I don't mind not running into you right now I cannot I agree to the life of me I put these two cards down so that I could get ahead of him but now I can't find the guy like come on Chris solid move your thirst and that hurt I really wish I could see what's going on over there right now where's up hell yeah ah oh no coming off here no yeah look some nut I need to nut out hers oh thank god this is that all right that's right oh sorry both oh my god Wow Wow come on get the damn oh oh oh that's gonna leave a mark oh come on that's the elk mouse goes Tommy Boy oh so we're right smack in the middle of the game and to my surprise I'm not dominating Kyle as much as I thought I would be which only has one explanation Kyle are you aim bahding I'm just having the worst day of aiming for the warmed up Wow headshot with a shoddy from across the way right a bad night Oh what oh yeah as a sniper I do earthquake oh my okay here we go time to catch up dude okay it's literally impossible to do anything right now my screen is shaking so violently I keep thinking my systems about to be sawn okay seriously I'm basically just a sitting duck like you should just be able to find me and kill me that's the thing I can't find here oh no and just seems spazzing out in the room well no I'm not the room I'm not here no not oh my so I knew it earthquake was gonna be effective I didn't think it was gonna be this effective like my god the the guy is literally having a spasm where he's having a seizure right in front of me and I can't help but laugh while I'm shooting him in the head Bootsy oh wait I got you so sorry oh you just got hit with foot see Chris prepare to face defeat wait I can't turn around without picking it up oh come here I must knife you know away from you see this right here this is an opposable thumb my foot doesn't have an opposable thumb and it's so dang hard to aim and shoot with this thing yep no shooting I D or what I'm going through right now oh no oh no oh no oh no yeah shit did you just kill you with your feet yes oh my god no wait pickup this is insane I'm like thank know look around no no no you should make me no no no wait I can't wait oh yes I like how it got all quiet wait a second I heard someone there you are oh no way oh my and Chris take the lead whoa hate you so much oh what's the help no sonar wait oh wait that drink oh wait sonar is an interesting attack because I can essentially fire Chris's gun any time to figure out where he is on the map I just hope that he doesn't pull out his knife or have a silenced weapon Oh God did you not all I got a silencer oh are you serious oh my god No ah I can see the facepalm from here Chris could this be any more like nerve-wracking yes oh shit no why'd you have to run out of ammo did you just kill yourself no wait I lost you a point yeah I lost level Oh oh right I'll make it up I'll come back I'm like sweating bullets right now literally this is actually genuinely getting my heart rate of moms spaghetti oh my god you sure tonight be there No [Laughter] what I do yes Kyle get ready to taste my cake in your mouth wait no you know I'm a good sport so you know I'm not gonna cry or anything I'm just not looking forward to enjoying Chris's creamy white filling well here we are I'm ready to to pay my dues that's a very nice-looking cake and it's a birthday cake because it actually happens to be Chris's birthday tomorrow so happy early birthday Christopher they're cute this is the best gift anyone could ever give me I was I guess I guess on that note let's let's just carry out this this coming-of-age tale of our friends of our friend Chris here okay but on one condition please don't fire me oh yeah mmm vanilla I was wondering what kind of cake that was that's you know how to taste them to few a happy birthday Chris thank you Oh was that was that in the script did you guys plan that it is now well I guess we're both losers Chris but um hey guys this was fun thank you so much for joining us for stack attack well stay tuned next time when we do other stupid crap enjoy anything if you enjoyed the video toss a like on it it's subscribe and all that stuff and we'll see you in the next one good mmm tastes delicious