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can be in effect at a time all attack cards are single-use only the effects of some attacks are time-based while others expire once a challenge has been completed once per match a player can summon a stack attack by playing two cards at once to deal a devastating combo once the player in the lead is one kill or point away from winning they'll have to surrender all their unused attack cards to the other player those are the rules may the best player win all right Paul so let's take a look at our eight attack cards for today starting with lame pad where for three minutes the victim will have to use a gamepad in xbox360 controller while playing it's like a fate worse than death it really is next up we have jailbreak so essentially you'll have to handcuff yourself and you'll have to dig through a giant bucket of packing peanuts to find the single key to unlock yourself before you can resume gaming just like my time at Rikers that's what I was going to say next up we have baby monitor where you'll actually up the game for another three minutes on a very tiny five inch display there's no actual babies involved right no that would be illegal probably I'm not supposed to let's move on sure next up we have twister where for three minutes anytime someone kills the other person the victim they actually get to instruct them with one twister move the left leg on table or right hand over left so things could get pretty mixed up pretty good thing I'm flexible that's true next we have sack lunch where the victim is gonna have to wear a paper bag over their head and eat three snack items through the bag before they can resume getting it's good thing I came prepared to sack up stop this man next up we have trigger-happy we're in game you'll have to hold down your trigger finger or the left mouse click for the entire three minutes we'll actually have some duct tape to help us out with that should be pretty very pretty rapid has to deal with that card will be pretty triggered why aren't you hot every single episode come on move it on here we have desk is lava so basically your keyboard and mouse will not be able to touch the desk for three minutes and you can't cheat by just putting everything on a mousepad for example they actually have to be lifted off the desk how you actually go about solving that problem is up to you and finally we have hijack where the attacker will get to essentially hijack the other players spacebar and can mash at any time they choose for three minutes on that note let's go ahead and have wifey sauce come out and deal out the cards are you guys may the cards be with us I don't know if I trust the dealer here shuffle that was a bad deal all right all right I'll reveal my hand first all right so first up we've got trigger-happy jailbreak twister and baby monitor well I have desk is lava hijack of course the sack lunch and the lame pad Oh God it's pretty pretty evenly stacked here okay so um I even have two that have red text and two that have black text so do I I'm calling Illuminati on this one we never have Heather deal again actually before we start gaming I almost forgot to mention that the loser for today will have to sustain a horrible punishment which includes wifey sauce having only 90 seconds to apply makeup on their face they'll actually have to dress up in a cheetah printed robe wear a fake mullet and then actually go downstairs of our building and interact with a pizza delivery guy who has no idea what's going on while we film the interaction what's the punishment though all right here we go Paul you ready I have to pee but that will help me fair enough let's do this three two one go charge I'm looking forward to playing against Paul today because he's better at video games than my wife so I'm very much looking forward to the challenge I'm super excited to be here Kyle told me that he's been doing this with his wife for a really long time and he wanted to try it with me oh no you got first blood that's a bad element I kind of did it Oh spawn of Satan Wow how did you get me down to ten health in that brief period of time I'm gonna play this place card just slam it down what is it it's low-fat Oh God all right common mistake and stack attack is to wait too long to play your attack cards so I'm leading off with lean pad okay I don't even know what buttons are what this is actually impossible this is the worst attacks I've ever seen oh my god one who yeah that's in pence suck yeah well you got I figured I'd have to be five inches away from your face to kill you with this awful Oh God oh all right that's humiliating you know either shit what is wrong with my phone wait what's reload this thing has been sucking a whole lot so I think it's about time I retaliated that's baby crap all right I'm gonna be murdered all right this is very challenging that's 1.4 gamepad oh that was so look that was a whole tier I came in so much way I'm supposed to go there you go ah can't see anything walking baby monitors awful I was expecting baby monitor be a little bit more forgiving just a smaller monitor but this is actually a real pain in the ass I can't even see where I'm aiming where I hear you well I killed you headshot - amazing baby minor headshot yeah okay gamepads done crap can smell the fear you better not be camping on that can't think like that I can't see it's horrible strategy bullshit camp until my timer ends a liar I mean you should just try to listen for me listen where I am oh wow finally oh thanks for the tips MLG okay weird the oh I can't be accused of camping I'm definitely moving ah all I needed was one shot testing that one bullet is so close alright I gotta use what was I using before jessica's lava I have a strategy for this I'm gonna hold the keyboard up vertically and then mouse on the side of the keyboard WASD down here mouse over here perfect solution ah I literally shot around your body I can't like secondly I was wrong this was a terrible idea my time's up okay oh come on yes oh that was damn I need a new strategy here don't really know what to do what okay aha Oh what why aren't you yes yes why wasn't it I'm looking at you and shooting Oh God I don't know decided to check oh shit I actually out tabbed out okay oh oh no oh god no but windows lock key stop it hold on hold on let me know when you're back no no you can that's my fault you can you can kill me okay oh shit oh shit no not console oh my god so bad oh my god oh my god for Camping's it's okay oh there we go shit sugar happy sure oh no three minutes three minutes and I just have to constantly have to tape down yes so just tape down your your left click really that won't cause any issues this attack is gonna succeed for two reasons one I'll be able to tell exactly where he is and two by the time I find him he'll be out of ammo what if I run out of ammo then you run out of ammo okay you'll have to wait for me to kill you hold on this just isn't working stay down Oh God I can't reload oh no I'm a damn oh wait no I can't reload I shut you somehow son of a bitch all right I basically can't do anything because I can't reload with the what's that fire button holding this is not a good thing to have but I can't attack with it because that wouldn't be all right do you have any here you anything on you right now stack lunch Oh God really yes oh my god oh god really I can't do anything all right that's a waste cuz like I can't even okay untape it untape it him and reload I'll give you I'll give you the I'll give you a pass on that shit okay okay yeah all right it's not what it looks like I'm Kerry are we going again mmm hope Cal is enjoying his sack lunch meat in tube form is always delicious also it's a little challenging to try to type the keyboard with your hands cover this banana juice yeah game on wave on so technically I have to hold this down eating food through a bag isn't something I would recommend especially when the girth of the object barely fits your mouth cold all right this is acting funny with the whole thing but this time so complaining about them or they'll be 15 I think I see how this works so if I let go then it looks for your load if I push the button back down then it shoots once what done I'm sorry what's going on over there my mouth is traumatized I'm sure we can discuss this in more detail after it doesn't matter it's over yeah okay reload Simon oh no shit oh what a shot yeah cap Oh God oh my god so good with that thing if you like ya know yeah the two levels of scoping miss on the sniper rifle kind of mess with you oh my peripherals are all sticky from that popsicle you must be just following me walking in circles come on jailbreak oh no wait so I just have to leave my dude here yep and cut yourself okay this this will be fun I'm actually somewhat prepared for jailbreak I'm used to the fuzzy ones though okay left my headphones on so I can still hear Kyle killing me over and over again the Heather and Chris were actually testing out this attack beforehand and it took them forever to find the key so I think Paul's in trouble found the key already are you kidding me oh that's really hard that's very well that moves back over here I shouldn't even care about this other one but I kind of don't want it on my hands okay hello nasty oh you did that way too quickly yes no I didn't mean that it's not button shit - on top of the real ooze wow this thing sprays oh my god oh come on what what run right up to you when you have a freaking hand cannon I bet he is the spacebar my last play is hijack which gives me control over Kyle's spacebar useful but also challenging because it forces me to take my mind off of what I'm doing and also makes his character jump around which makes him harder to shoot I'm suspicious why I got this one there you go all right fine take advantage of the Eric that I saved from my oyster twister what do I so next time I kill you I'll tell you what oh you have to kill me all right why if you saw us you get to take control of my space bar now on behalf of all that's I officially hit you both you're all traitors just do a random look right now oh come on oh wait okay so a right arm over left Paul and okay part of the twister attack is challenging oh come on yes all right left left foot on table good luck with this one Paul tears to see if you're as limber as the last time we tried this I have to keep the other thing at the same time yep all right this is okay there tap when he's running around but not when I'm shooting at him Kyle just killed me a third time but neglected to give me a twister command but just to be fair I'm handling it under the table that was okay oh my god so close damn it give me more tack cards no all right be at level 16 now maybe that mean you only need one more kill maybe bullshit oh you mean you got it you got to use the knife then they should keep that in mind you only need one kill with a knife yep hey you then you didn't hit me you think it me oh Jesus scare the shit out of me come on aah any shots is good tea oh yeah oh my god you're gonna get the knife - and it's gonna be a showdown can you throw the knife Oh No so I ran out of ammo did you really excited try the knife you oh my god dance dance dance dance ah I win I don't want to say I lost more that I forgot to win plus I get to put makeup on now so kind of looking forward to that all right I thought we were gonna go over the brands of the different makeup types and stuff you can find links to all of these are affiliate links in the description is this all cruelty free no the only person who is cruel against is you 90 seconds on the clock thank you here we go your eyes are like what flickering they're very sensitive don't stab him you have 60 seconds oh that is that is gorge I feel pretty why can't you get ready this fast every morning I don't want to look like a clown you have 40 seconds that isn't what I look like a clown it's like for your amusement 20 seconds come on you got a cake moron there it almost looks natural on it come on 5 4 3 2 1 done Wow bad no it doesn't look beautiful but we're not done yet we still have to add a couple things here go ahead and what this wasn't part of the deal oh it was they'll actually have to dress up in a cheetah printed robe wear a fake mullet before going downstairs of our building confident ma csgo skills you're like Steve from gamers Nexus Wow that's insulting okay you get one bonus beauty mark oh there's the Marilyn Monroe right there now he's European but I guess my problem is that I were a very natural makeup so like it doesn't his makeup doesn't stand out as much yeah you kinda you kind of wear it well a little too well and that's really the trick too like good makeup is applying it in a way that just seems like it's not even there I think I got you put that robe on yeah interesting choice you've made for him okay great I'll see you in the lobby thank you bye-bye is he like pulling up I think I think he's here should I go downstairs yeah we just go downstairs now he said he's gonna meet us a little early meet you in the lobby I'm a little nervous I'm feeling awkward but imagine how the guy feels it's true he doesn't even know he's gonna feel probably feels much more oxidant than I do he probably does I'm gonna go downstairs I hope he doesn't have a Taser do you have a delivery is it a chicken sandwich it's a chicken burrito yes yes okay the the payment was for Kyle I have his credit card okay there you go already swiped okay yeah oh this is for you oh thank you thank you very much have a good day yeah very much looking forward to this burrito burrito we had the upgrade from pizza to a burrito because all the pizza places had really long wait times today I'm gonna sample a bite so chicken burrito you need to verify that it is in fact chicken hmm good taste like defeat you should probably keep it I'll take the chips though but guys hey this has really been fun thanks for tuning in Paul thanks for joining me if you guys like stack attack toss a like on it and get subscribe so you don't miss any more episodes in the future until next time see ya alright let's see yours think about it before you get arrested