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oh hey Chris come over here check out this Tower of Power damn and the perfect pair to match oh yeah go ahead and touch him if you like I can barely fit my hand around the room that's a pull-out guy said he looked me straight in my eyes as he was feeling him up said he'd never seen anything like it I can't believe what I'm hearing right now you guys are disgusting oh you're just talking about the case fans oh sorry continue the new h 500 p from Coolermaster sports a pair of 200 millimeter RGB fans generous radiator support and phenomenal cable management packed in a unique industrial exterior click the link of the description to learn more what's going on guys welcome back to the channel it is time for yet another this is the 1v1 gaming showdown with a tabletop twist today wifey sauce and i will be going head-to-head in a round of overwatch yes specifically we will be playing our own custom version of amazed snowball offensive as suggested by disturbed medic on twitter so thank you very much disturb my story she ate it the way this is gonna work is that before the round starts wifey sauce and i'm will each be dealt four random attack cards which will then be able to play on each other during the match in order to gain a competitive edge the tax would either be challenge based or a time based and will have this cute little blue cube to keep us on track now the only way that a player can have multiple attacks in effect at the same time is by stacking two attack cards simultaneously and that'll deal some devastating damage or a really devastating combo attack to their opponent and each player can only stack their cards once and some attacks cannot be stacked and it will be indicated on which cards that's true the first player to reach 15 kills or whoever has the most kills at the end of the 15-minute match will be today's champion and the loser will have to endure a ice bath of shame and defeat so stay tuned for that I'm obviously not very good at video games everyone knows that especially from the previous death she's worse than me and that says a lot so um I will have a handicap which means that Kyle can only use Mays secondary attack oh and he has to play within inverted access impacts a lot actually and hopefully that will give me enough handicap who actually have a chance of winning maybe the cards be with me on that note let's go ahead and deal these guys out and let me go ahead and shuffle these really quickly all right so Rock Paper Scissors to see who draws first let's go all right I get to go first drumroll aah all right I got the old wreath around basically we're gonna have to hang the Christmas wreath over or monitor your vision will be severely impacted yep fun I got a snowball fight so basically Kyle be pelted with little foam balls like a nerf gun that Christie in turn will be firing at me from afar Chris might actually be on like my team it'll be an intern turret yeah all right let's go for this guy Christmas tree hotline the way this is gonna work is that Heather will have to actually call up a Christmas tree store or a Christmas tree lot and keep them on the phone for three minutes while gaming can't wait to see that play time for me because I already have a hard time playing I'm not gonna be able to focus on anything I know Secret Santa so basically Kyle has to unwrap a gift that will be all taped up and kind of difficult to open and then use whatever is inside the gift alright fair enough okay bundle up that one would have been in bed for you right so bundle up basically Heather would have to dress up a multiple layers we have like two heavy jackets mittens and beanie so for three minutes hopefully you you overheat and start sweating on camera blank ah midnight snack Kyle will have to finish an entire glass of milk and eat all the cookies before he can start playing with both hands again so basically one hand has to always be holding either a cookie or the glass of milk and he cannot use that hand to use neither peripherals okay yeah all right sounds good no problem frostbite so Heather will at some point during this match have to submerge her feet into an ice bath which means I'm getting a cinnamon challenge that's actually one of the attacks for today okay because somehow that is a great idea everyone knows in the cinnamon challenge is horrible then they'll find out alright so those are our cards go ahead and take yours and get your bottom to your side and let's get this show on the road I also have to make sure that my up to make sure that I can hear I have to make sure I'm inverted inverted there it is pics or it didn't happen I'm feeling pretty confident based on my track record don't really have much to worry about it's happening it's happening I'm not very confident and my hands already clammy there we go oh god I have not played inverted since like Goldeneye on the n64 oh wait crap I can only use my my secondary attack right which is like horrible when combined with inverted because it's you actually have to have good accuracy to use this I'm like her primary oh don't you owe me I told you to never put up your walls with me honey hey I've gotten the first kill every time you play what nothing oh I can hear you being a little cold over there I can hear you shivering or maybe that's me actually you're pretty quiet over there honey cuz I'm scared nothing to be scared of alright 2-0 bill wreaths around oh shoot oh god the wreath is similar to screen glaucoma and episode 1 so that bad oh oh my god I Ellie up once out on you oh yes oh my god this is horrible Christopher attack Oh No Chris go easy on me man oh wait hold on I gotta know before head school it's all good yeah I'm getting shot at in the videotape and in real life there's too much happening right now respawn I'm putting this over mic get out I hear you Kris I never knew you had such amazing aim you're fired that was super effective oh my gosh I cannot see I really wish I could use my alt right now yeah I know oh come on oh my god seriously seriously Oh over there hurry died yes yes I'm so cool I'm so cool oh my god well I think we finally found a way to balance the teams it's freezing in here I feel conflicted about this card because on one hand she handles heat very well but those mittens well you've been freezing me up I thought I'd return the favor by helping you get a little warmer the hell are you yeah don't forget that okay okay fine totally fine oh really the heat isn't that bad but these means I have like zero finger abilities I can't Oh oh my go what the hell what is this what am I even looking at right now oh no I can feel myself dying nope nope nope nope nope alright that's how you want to play it oh my god this is oh my god it's so freaking I'm guessing there's no dpi button on this mouse the switches suck the size sucks the sensor sucks everything sucks oh my god oh wait timer three thank God it's not forever god it's hot in here oh my eyes are burning actually that eyes are burning good cool you down with my gun no oh come on just one HP yeah oh my god how you holding up over there honey oh come on seriously I think I lost yeah I'm dying right now I'm so sweaty oh those mittens are doing the Oh across the map come on no oh Jesus I forget that you have other attacks since I'm only using my one oh come on yes all right less than five minutes remaining four minutes and 34 seconds reeking kidding me like Pierce is insane good luck with this one Kyle joke oh shit okay how you doing their files cannot speak right now oh is it really that bad I think you're being dramatic well maybe it is bad Oh God a bird why is it burn no no no oh my god alright screw you Christmas tree oh my frostbite stack attack so I'm stacking these two cards together because I think gaming on the phone is gonna be hard enough but combine that with freezing cold ice water we've got a recipe for disaster oh yeah Oh oh it was horrible heck are you hi I had a few questions this is my first time buying like a Christmas tree what good is what more trees you guys have okay and what is like the big difference between those trees can you even describe to the hell painful this is like it's so bad I I can't even keep my feet submerged in the water that's that's that's how bad it is like I need a timeout okay and um and are those ones the ones that are less popular are those ones that are a little bit more like open like they don't have as much like foilage and stuff like that okay um and I'm trying not to laugh because this phone call is just hilarious but at the same time I kind of feel bad for her because I could just tell she's miserable what oh what kind of like sizes do you have like what what sighs look what size that cheese do you guys have so like what would you say it's like you're you're like a small side street because like I have a pretty small like living room so the under five feet is $39 okay okay as how late are you guys open today all right thank you so much for all your help oh my god big guys finally over oh my god that was so frickin that was a phone call oh my gosh I don't want to talk about it talk about it yeah my feet are freezing I have less than two minutes on the clock and all I have is frickin milk and cookies to save my ass finally I get to chow down on these cookies I've been eyeing them all day oh my god oh my god I totally screwed myself mmm cookies really good this cookie sucks but at least it seems this attack backfired on her because she has no idea where I am so I'm just gonna wait this one out oh my god are you even moving I can't okay my head oh my god seriously oh my god this totally backfired on me oh my god oh my god no oh my god this is like Hill and I have to the commute like eight more times counting on the Christmas miracle everything ever victory number three in the bag honey if you thought your feet were cold just wait for what happens next well honey did you ever think you'd find yourself in this position yes I probably fit the best bet yeah it's pretty obvious but you know what you played a fair game and you're a great sport for agreeing to do anything that I ever asked you of you so I will never understand why I do I love you I don't have all the answers all I know is that we have to give the audience what they want yeah they won't meet up for the bucket of water on you all right let's just do what I want that nope no and what you agreed to here we go let's do it guys we're really doing this all right guys look at the camera look at the camera get up here don't chicken out you can't chicken out now honey honey just just just get it over with honey just just look at the camera just get it over with just get it over with the sun's going down it's getting colder by the minute you're making you're making it worse Heather I love you it hardly got you well guys it doesn't look like I'm gonna get much love tonight when I get home so the least you can do to help me out here is toss a like on the video give a round of applause for wifey sauce show some love and feel free to subscribe to the channel for more stack attack coming really soon don't unsubscribe don't listen to her have a good one guys thanks so much for watching bye huh I'm even I went easy on you there's still some water in there