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the editor max saber a full tower chassis features premium RGB sync lighting included RGB strips and three pre-installed twister bearing RGB fans enjoy a tempered glass window power supply shroud and extensive water cooling support with two included front panel options for prioritizing silence or airflow compromise nothing with the enter max a beret you can learn more by clicking the link below so we just checked into our hotel here at the Gorica Don this is a real Kent which is basically a traditional Japanese Inn and this is a really nice hotel probably the nicest hotel Wi-Fi Saucer I have ever been to and I wanted to give you guys a quick room tour because our room is incredible but I just remembered that Lyle my twin brother who some of you guys are already familiar with actually stayed in this exact room when he was visiting Japan last year and he recorded his own room tour so instead I'm just gonna play you his room tour and you guys let me know what you think oh we are here at dog or rock her down Oh someone already break-in someone already break it on a refund refund I stay in dissension sanshin room don't know what the fuck that means let's open the dough doubled oh oh wait I take the shoe huh we did the same thing in my household the hallway oh look a shining very scary okay we go over here coffee and tea do they have my favorite drink my favorite drink whiskey good I have the whiskey yes because whiskey how much of what the prime but the prayer 4000 yen for the whiskey put it back put it back real fast these are all this one this one is a traditional Japanese beer pong paper through the power window beer drink rice up here TV time what kind TV is this what is this one that's a false advertising picture so brewery there's an ivory room for the for the Reading Rainbow yes oh this our hot springs super hot oh oh yeah spicy spicy you must do you must get there naked get naked before you go in you rock out with your cock out oh yeah so Nyree rock scene so peaceful reasoning to the sound of someone taking a piss sexy chair for the sexy rain Sun Tan Lotion the fuck these where oh it's wrong oh is this Oh it's at our warmup you put a towel on make it hot oh you used to fry the bacon oh this a toy oh oh oh shit I'm going to attack try to attack your back house writhing though striding down someone is riding down striding down striding down striving to us right now all recurring a human centipede what is that oh it's a pattern it's a patter to beat the children beat the children Japanese are so good at this a print I probably should have previewed that room tour before I showed it to you guys I actually haven't watched it yet I just dropped it in the video but hopefully Lyle did a good job of showing you guys around here's a quick little montage of some shots that I got around the rest of the hotel just to give you guys the sort of feel for the greatness and luxury that is the gorica Don we're having dinner now and we just got served our appetizer this is like an 16 course meal or something what's that sauce cream of some young guy I believe that and that is eel corn tempura and then we have what looks to be meat that was so good I pretty much ate everything except for the me not a human fan and the marijuana leaf and now we're getting to the good stuff she may this is the best tuna I've ever had in my life and they give you real wasabi not that green horseradish stuff you get in the States grilled Wagyu beef with two zeus starch powder garnished with eggplant pumpkin and deep-fried sweet green pepper with soy sauce and horseradish all right so we're officially checked out of Gorka Don our magical stay has come to a bitter end but that's okay we're actually on our way to Kyoto now we're here at the station just waiting for our Shinkansen also known as a bullet train these things go pretty damn fast up to 200 miles an hour if not faster actually and we've seen a couple of them fly by here at the station just sitting here they are incredibly quick wifey sauce is actually kind of terrified to go on one just the rate at which things are flying by on ground level is insane so you have every right to be terrified honey all right we have arrived in beautiful kyoto already checked into our hotel namely get paid same thing we do every night pinky it's too slippery fake news one of the things I love about your behind is we'll take one inning and master it to a team take this place that we're at right now for example they specialize in gyoza also known as potstickers in the good ol US of A look at all these options again oh my goodness I'm going to order all of them we're here at the dashiki market in Kyoto it's about a mile away from our hotel they've got a ton of food vendors here up and down this really long street and we're gonna just try some things out and see what's good and what's terrible thank you so much I don't know myself all right taste test now I have had takoyaki before in the States but it's been a while let's see how this goes it's really good looks like our good friend here is having an out-of-body experience starch bun with a Sookie bean filling Oh looks like two little turds that someone sneezed on I'm sure it tastes better than it looks I'll take a small bite mmm chewy sweet and refreshing it doesn't taste like snot covered turkey grilled shrimp with salt and lemon honesty I'm very good very good lemon thank you so much thank you black sesame ice cream oh yeah a very strong black sesame flavor as you might expect rich and creamy not too sweet though which I really like they've been put like little crumbles of sesame seed on it you know they say that you eat with your eyes first but sometimes your eyes lie to you fortunately most of the things that I've eaten in Japan tastes as good as my eyes think they should it's over found this bar on Yelp and it looks like the coolest bar in Japan let's go inside we have done a lot of walking on this trip so far I would say every day we've walked no less than about 10 miles which is insane that's that's far above our average considering that we sit in front of a computer all day at home so because of that we're actually walking once again to a very popular massage parlor not the happy ending kind to get a relaxing shiatsu massage traditional japanese massage basically I just hope that they're gentle with me because last time I got a massage in Taiwan a couple years ago it was the most excruciating ly painful event of my life fingers crossed and here we are Yoshio they got a certificate of excellence in 2017 from TripAdvisor that's a good sign here we go it's kind of nice we get to be next to each other what do you think guys how do I look pretty good alright so we just got done with our massage let's give a 1 through 10 score on how much we enjoyed it at the same time 10 being the best 1 2 3 9 but that's pretty good that's pretty good that was probably one of the best massages I've ever had agreed and I think that I found that my favorite type of story pretty heavily the reason why I wouldn't give it and some of the pressure points tickled okay that is the only reason for me why it didn't get a 10 there was a one scare towards the very very end when he brought both my knees up to my chest so rapidly that I completely thought I was gonna fart on him I was like oh my god this is gonna be the rudest ending to this amazing experience apart from those caveats that was a lovely massage you guys were ever in the Kyoto area and Japan definitely check this place out I got excited for a minute when I thought this said Verizon Museum of History no I don't care still more effective than notification Bell on YouTube we're in the arashiyama area now currently lurking in the bamboo forest and bamboo is not only delicious but it grows really really fast none of this bamboo was here yesterday in fact other fun facts about bamboo you can use it as a straw to drink your drink it is every panda's favorite food the average lifespan of bamboo ranges anywhere from one to a million years bamboo is traditionally used to ward off evil spirits including ghosts that's why it's called bamboo most people don't know that bamboo is actually man-made and now it's time for monkey park yeah I usually look at mine the same way do you know I was I miss most about Japan the fact that all the chairs have Wi-Fi signal patterns books and drugs the amount of mind expansion going on in this store must be off the charts we just converted the last of our yen into USD before we hop on our plane and this is all that was left look it's a dollar bill in like the most pristine condition you've ever seen what he's I'm cool look on your face that's why and that's it we're home just like that driving in my own car driving on our own streets it's been a blast Japan and Taiwan where we're both fantastic but now that we're home it is time to do the one thing we've been waiting to do for the last 3 weeks now so if you'll excuse us sign off with this