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see if we can snag this guy hey ray hop in buddy up in no don't shoot me oh you're a son of a bitch well I bet you're a horrible tipper anyway albeit still work for me dude get how old I have some young stuff don't know what I don't know if what kid your age should be playing this game actually oh Jesus my mommy said I could oh well if your mommy says and I was 10 and I could play resident evil and that was really scary for my time this enables not scared I'm just saying what I want to desensitize what you are I'm not sensitive dr. yes you are time doesn't mean it's just all right so don't get offended by a little kid it's not an insult it's okay I I don't freak out what I see a dead body so I mean it's fine way do you mean a dead body in real life well I mean I'm in the military so I'm not really you know so what what branch of the military would usually say Air Force oh nice I should clarify i wasn't physically there I got pictures sent to me because one of my friends unfortunately uh that over there how close were you to your friend who passed away we went to basic training together so we we kind of had that bond yeah for sure do you do you know how he how he went um well you know IED the common thing that happens over there man so you weren't around when when it happened no I was not I was in Japan when it happened to my friend Jesus how how old was he he was 19 Wow Wow found out a really shitty way to I mean I was I was just eating breakfast in the dining facility and every day or every i want to say every week they run a list of everyone that's unfortunately lost their life and my friend was on that list i was like go away it's got to be another guy with the same name and then nope wasn't Wow it was like two years ago so I've I've come to terms with it it happens unfortunately yeah that's anyway we're playing grand theft auto let's have fun you know yes fictional world absolutely I'm being shot by somebody don't shoot me how are you doing this evening okay that just came in me yeah not too bad nice I'm this in a really failed heist job saw house so you seem like a younger limber fellow I gotta ask you just just out of curiosity is all anonymous and stuff how about how many how many times like like how often do you fap like how many times a week I'd be honest there are you ask this is the opentable now I'm asking you I'm just curious what is a lot like watching once a week no different then that all depends on the week really do you usually find like you fat more when you've had a hard week or is it just more of like a blob solutely yeah I wakeboard oh yeah definitely i'm actually entertained doing shit i I don't think oh hey let's look at some porn right exactly it's always kind of like well there's nothing left to do type of thing where are you tonight that proves that work are you have to go to bed yeah that's a good way to go to bed alright so so just switching gears here what's what's what's the biggest crime you've ever committed just curious if you've committed a crime of course but you know I feel like everyone's committed a crime at some point whether it's you know speeding or running a red light or something like that but you'd be surprised employed yes I kind of question I asked my friend what was the craziest thing you've ever done he goes I raped the girl yeah well I mean denotes a fuck a cold cold cold fuckin and that's that's hair look you should never rape someone if you have you know the option of course you would have saturated so is it that's actually a lot more common than people want to actually believe I know I know that's why I'm always so fascinated when I hear like everyone thinks rapist like some back-alley thing so hopefully neither of you guys have ever raped someone but if there's is there anything else that no you'd like to get off your chest til it drugs at a club once public cuz i bought it and I thought fuck where they don't want to actually do this so that i sold it back to some other guy nice what what kind of drugs about it i was ecstasy south ok why didn't you uh why didn't you go through with doing it oh fuck cuz i don't matter i didn't want to do it like like I do it I just didn't want to do it that night except to just change then I was just like nah I don't want a fuck party yeah just weren't feeling it right what's up I was just asking him like you know just following up on like he's asking us to reveal our dirty dark secret so that he can publish it in a book ga he's the fashions I I wish I could do that I'm a terrible writer so probably wouldn't do a book maybe maybe a YouTube video or something so what about you gay what's your story same old same old any hopes dreams exactly you ever been in love dude I'm fucking 40 yes what was her name Rebecca Rebecca how old were you when you need the funding Rebecca the funding on that aspect is uh we broke up me shit seven years ago I'm now getting a 25 year old oh they're eight interesting things going on there you go you know there's a there's always new things to discover with each relationship closed again fat boy it was Rebecca like was she kind of like the one that got away or did she need to go all god I know I I assisted I can hire somebody and get away with it the killer I would oh yeah yeah we've got a kid together in the middle of a custody battle Oh brutal yeah but it's a tough situation but you can kind of stew bad you can't just like keep the kid and ditch the baggage in a perfect world is she is she like unfit to to raise the kid or is she just you know you just prefer to be with him I wouldn't say that but some of the stuff her husband who she married six months after we split up yeah there's a whole lot of situation there Wow why did you guys split up um cuz I found her fucking somebody else oh shit and I'm guessing this is probably after you guys had the kid yep Jesus I take it the guy she was fucking isn't the guy that she married yep oh it is okay who's a sensitive for me I'm no longer able to talk to my son which is just so kind of long but at the same time just provides me more ammo you know through my lawyer so when we shit let's let's fucking fubar man yeah life is what it is well for what it's worth man I know we're just two strangers in a big city called Los Santos but I hope via the whole custody thing each kid works out for you hey you appreciate you what the wow I am so glad I'm recording this right now um I should probably get out at some point oh my god this is amazing oh gee odd cheat Jesus