Gadgetory

oh yeah yeah random words at the beginning of a song what what yeah there's been some rumors lately about me and my YouTube friends they won't talk about your products unless you've got the Benjamins now a headline like that is sure to get you tons of hits if only it wasn't faker than a porn stars acting so while I've got the mic let me set the record straight I'm about to drop the truth and unhook the clickbait whatever your trusted sources think they thought they heard was just the tip of the mother fucking iceberg charging for event coverage a certified child's play I'm a fifty grand deal from revealing vacuums every day didn't you hear Tex Hoover's only care about money and views I'm swimming in the pool of cash from oh my paid reviews I'm a tech tuber get money get paid chilling for living man that's how I got it made I'm a tech tubers get money get paid my bank account filling up like a twitch rate I've got pre-rolls and mid rolls and post rolls to even my ads have asked to maximize the revenue I raise fat's text when I screamed for charity then switch the routing numbers so the proceeds go to me I charge fans at my meetups five bucks at the door oh you want to sell be with me that's five bucks more get in free products every day is really quite nice and if I sign my name on them they sell for double price I built that bond with my beer it's forged in secrecy tell them abandoned by because that brand just bought me AMD Intel Nvidia Kyle who's the best I don't know who the fuck has the most zeroes on their check I'm a tech Boober get money get paid showing for a living man that's how I got it made I'm a tech tuber get money get paid my bank account filling up like a twitch trade I'm so sick of the lies allegations and rumors to spread and for attention bunch of cancerous tumors it believed they knew how much of my corruption in wise they left out of their half-baked claims great journalism guys hey buy my merch link in the description yo blow that shit up we're playing three bucks a month Oh work