Gadgetory

good afternoon sir as per your request my team and I have finished designing a revolutionary product that will change the face of the PC industry and the future of our company for you have my attention Chad then it is with great pleasure and excitement sir that I present to you crystal RGB the world's first ever tempered glass with integrated RGB lighting this monolith of innovation combines the latest trends in PC gaming to deliver a product every gamer wants crystal RGB let's light up some crystal uh first off awful tagline awful I agree so so I'm confused I it doesn't actually do anything incredible isn't it the research shows that gamers these days value form over function which is why we have removed all the features except the ones that look good the fact that this product comes via already is just a bonus what are you some kind of idiot how can it how can a piece of glass PV already what does that even mean we don't know sir but with the arrival of VR headsets products using this badge have seen a phenomenal spike in sales whether they offer real benefits to a VR experience or not it's the same reason that this product will also be shipping 4k ready with an 80 plus titanium certification unbelievable yes it does sound too good to be true so but I assure you this is where the PC gaming market is headed now while our data suggests that customers would be willing to pay top dollar for a product of this caliber the Crystal RGB will be competitively priced with an MSRP of just $9.99 Oh competitively priced who's gonna pay 10 dollars for that uh no sir I meant 999 dollars sir uh we figure if Apple can sell a book for 300 we have a shot at selling this for a thousand okay that's enough all right this is a complete disaster and quite frankly an embarrassment to the company all right the only thing that's impressed me here is that you've somehow managed to use half of our corporate resources on what's easily the worst product ever created okay and that's my ass on the line Chad all right I I hate to do this but I'm gonna have to let you go sir I wasn't expecting you oh it's okay it's okay I come back for my coca-cola oh it's a warm now tastes like a piss hey what's that man oh that's just Chad's project sir I don't think you'd be interested in LED and the tempered grass rooks on a combination make me want the sexy time you know uh be that as it may sir it doesn't actually serve any functional purpose huh no has function no sir hmm no function no production costs keep overhead row make profit high huh ah we need a most strong idea wrecker you have you take a his job effective immediately what thank you sir I wanted his job for so long you have a big ball and you have a tiny phone big boy you show me your product now and you I take my coffee Breck with two small Robo sugar is that Reverend to his testicle understood sir if you'll come over here I can show you some of the features tell me mop so you can see we've got quite a few LED strips going around the Sun Oh B already that's a genius you