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Chris stop what you're doing happy birthday you get you get a birthday kardon thing so we're actually not gonna force you to work like we usually do today instead you're gonna open that read your card do whatever say thanks and well like hug it out and then we're gonna have a fun-filled day with planned activities that you have no idea about Heather and I have been scheming all morning oh and this is gonna be the best birthday of your life it is gonna be the best birthday of my life are it's gonna be the best birthday of my life or it'll be the worst birthday of your life and you won't really know until it's too late okay fair enough open this guy up that is that is thick vibrating it is card technology has come a long way hasn't it indeed oh I don't even see the gift on the back oh thank you oh all right cool grab your stuff and let's let's let's start with lunch but you don't you don't know where yet actually we don't either but we know the general location so let's head there now 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it anymore sorry sorry Chris let's art sucks that's EDM anyone EDM Heather take your freaking purse off the dashboard I keep telling you not to leave it there yeah I don't want to on the floor it's annoying there just put it through my body yeah Heather take your purse off your leg I keep telling you not to put it there those aren't real artists they're tracing I can see them tracers top brown row speed sounds pretty swanky all of you can prevent wildfires stop smoking definitely an order DiCaprio in the revenant will never forgive you for that upgrade not man not machine more the story of Windows updates hey Thank You buzz yeah it's my birthday thank you I'm 23 thank you sir thank you so today we're celebrating Chris's sweet 16 team hi such a proud parent right now I just remember when he got his license yesterday literally it was yesterday by so quickly our first stop for lunch Cheesecake Factory can someone tell me why the Eye of Sauron is here the Cheesecake Factory cheers happy birthday Chris they love you happy sweet 16 we get a booster seat over here hey Chris did you know that bread is wipey sauces ultimate weakness yeah take it out watch and our meals are served I got salmon describes my personality perfectly because I'm delicious Heather got pasta with some veggies on it this describes her personality because it is vegan accurate and Chris what is this chicken carbonara yes how does this describe you good question is it is it 16 years old I know you wished for all of them to go away and look it came true they're gone dreams do come true you want a spoon now oh that's not very nice of you see this is cool but pork you just pork you okay get the hell out of here y'see sauce is leading us to our destination that's the point Chris are a most there are we there yet extensive walking wasn't part of the plan yeah put them in the middle of the street and make him close his eyes wifey sauce is going to stand in front of the store that we're about to enter and then you're gonna open your eyes and the surprise will be revealed on the count of three you can open your eyes and look for wifey sauce one two three I knew it I knew it like that American dolls giant storage bunch of dolls they make him look like you so it's very creepy I thought did cross your mind we just think that you're so awesome what would be a better gift than a miniature version we're building you your own mini-me shall we go in do it yeah this wafting sense of masculine my testosterone is at an all-time high at the moment this one I mean all we need to do is cut the hair here maybe out for this one boy the boy one they do have boys great Chris your mini-me gets to be a boy like you it really is your lucky day it's a birthday miracle have never guessed this in a million years can we tell one of the staffers that we're here to make a Chris as we get into this actually we have four different Chris candidates here Chris I think you're going to need to stand in here just for comparison purposes so we're gonna try to match you out all right here's our first candidate the hair the hair isn't really doing it for me yeah and then nose the nose also moving on to the next one you know what I see some potential in this second candidate you brought eyes don't you hazel those are absolutely and then we have candidate number three okay I can sort of see it between these two is it a little creepy that this one's like sleeping in its box and then okay oh wow wait did it just blink when you when you put it down it goes to sleep put it up slowly oh god that is really creepy Chris you don't mind keeping one of these in your room at all times right this one is more like mattress the first skin tone lower but the hair did not judge may have a half oh yes we can accessorize this is amazing maybe I want a doll my ID is we just push this hair up into the hat I think this actually yeah you're right these are the outfits I don't see Chris right either one of these outfits as well as if you're in Loathing in Las Vegas by perfect well I don't know are those cowboy boots okay I was getting like sort of a Brokeback vibe for a man there all right I think we're ready for checkout are you excited wait is how much holy it's not really your birthday right your birthday was yesterday right all right I think it's time that we assemble the Chris what do we call him do we call him like Chris 2.0 we call a mini Chris Christie why don't we let Chris decide mini Pinto I like that welcome to Chris's open casket funeral everyone Chris go to sleep Chris wake up sleep oh my god it's like realistic look at that yeah damn this dolls gonna out style you Chris you're his chick magnet Chris get off your phone no not you I think we did a pretty good job well it's pretty solid so wifey sauce also planned our next activity just another reason why Chris should be terrified welcome to Cocoa nail Chris will be getting pedicures for your special special day yes so bet apparently we're not going to Coco nail because they only accept appointments good looking up that one wifey sauce are you looking up a different place right now have you ever had a pedicure before Chris oh this is perfect day we only do butt whore waxing ah it's so hard to find someone in this damn city you will touch your feet okay you do okay perfect can I put my name down eyes for Heather my response will be there deciphered sweet pedicures I guess it's happening first time so honey do you get like charged extra because you have bigger feet it's his first time get those shoes off let's see all 12 of those toes come on you can't say that's not relaxing do it for the viewers they'll all love you for this by the way you're getting major internet points right now crazy karma coming your way I was born ready anything all right so I get to show my sexy legs on camera we got to educate this video Petie gone sexual hey Chris can I get your digits surprised we got you here you really fought us tooth and nail on some top-notch air cooling right there get used to this well that was just dandy how do you feel Chris fresh and rejuvenation rejuvenate with those new million-dollar feet and our final stop of the day is dinner at this Japanese cuisine place where's Chris what's that in his hand oh my god he's bringing the doll he's bringing the doll and you got the matching shoes oh my god that's so on point Chris just made an Instagram account for mini Pinto jr. the username is mini Pinto jr. there's already a post having sushi with my dad with Kyle and wifey sauce hashtag yummy in my tummy oh yours a little feet there's me guys blow the up immediately I just want to say that I'm so grateful to really just have the three of you in my life all right guys that's gonna do it for the vlog thank you guys so much for watching Chris has to get mini Pinto back home it's way past his bedtime go ahead and tell us a like on the video if you enjoyed it get subscribed and all that jazz and I will see you 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