Gadgetory

well mankind has finally done it there's now a sex tracking wearable gadget it's called the icon and it's marketed as the world's first smart condom but it's not actually a condom at all it's a ring that sits at the base of the condom like a Fitbit for your man bits but instead of tracking your calories burned during a walk it's tracking calories burned during sex how you ask well there is plenty of data this doohickey is gathering such as the speed and quantity of thrusts the velocity of thrusts average skin temperature and girth measurement and best of all you can share all of this data with friends or compare it to the world so now we live in a universe where there are app leaderboards for thrust velocity but thankfully we can count on the Internet to share varying positions on the matter like reminding us how this gives partners precise scientific data to point out how disappointing you are the company behind this tech is British condoms and it took three years to bang this out certainly not a quickie endeavor it has eight hours of endurance before it runs out of juice and needs a recharge it's available for pre-order for 60 pounds which is about 74 US dollars no word on when it will come out this year but the company will not charge you until it has a firm release there is no photos of what it actually looks like and the company didn't respond to our story for a comment but it's not the first company to dip into the space last year there was a failed crowdfunding campaign for a wearable sex toy called lovely but it didn't track stats so until we live in a world where you can get analytical data of your pelvic performance you could ask your partner what makes them happy just a tip