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and so next I'm going to move on to the next slide in my presentation and you know I heard that our new chief of secrecy Stephen Colbert has some concerns about his part of the presentation and so actually I can give him a call from my mac right here at his office so let's just type up Stephen there's this work number hello red delicious this is granny smith / is the squirrel in the basket Roger Foxtrot Thunderbolt retina swift lightning okay their line is secure let's go I have some very critical feedback on the content of your presentation today specifically I've got a big problem with my title well a chief secrecy officer that's a pretty impressive title I just don't think it's big enough to capture how important my role is and now let me run this one by you hear me out supreme Allied commander of super secrecy I don't know Greg if supreme Allied commander was good enough for Ike it's good enough for me okay get beat Hitler this will also accept intergalactic Chancellor intergalactic Chancellor how about Supreme Commander you let him know uh uh who I'm sorry I mean chairman honeycrisp oh yes yes yes absolutely I don't let it I don't let the Chairman know my way now please get back to work because you know what I see when I look at my wrist my wrist chop-chop I'm jonesing from some jewelry Craig all I'll get right on it Steven over now granny smith over and out red delicious