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Best tech pickup lines and comebacks

2015-02-13
so check this out right you see that one is not cool oh man ladies if you think my twitter is impressive you should see my vine ah that's right yeah at only last six seconds are your pants a compressed file because I would love to unzip them well I think I just threw up my mouth are you google what is your everything I've been searching for keep searching I'll check this out my Fitbit says I got 1,800 steps and now I'm one closer to you so do you want to go play words with friends with benefits ooh go play solitaire you know if I could rearrange the keyboard I put the d' between you and I um definitely a lowercase they made you in Java you'd be the object of my desire is your name Wi-Fi because I am feeling a connection uh maybe if your password is protected I hope you don't block my pop ups you know you're sure baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive solid-state huh if you were a browser you be called fire foxy keep internet exploring dude are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile toss to the lens top hey Brian hey what's up I think USB dongle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me why yes actually yes it is everyone's talking about left shark but you know I think I'm the right shark for you bite me you
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