Gadgetory

hi I'm Hollywood and welcome to the buzz report and now for the gadget of the week the gadget of the week is the Nintendo Wii it's like the black truffle of the gadget world it's like a rare diamond that only the chosen committed few will be allowed to grasp in their hot little gamer hands the wiimote is becoming the stuff of wishful legend as children rock themselves to sleep at night dreaming of zelda the wii was on sale at amazon again this week for just 28 short minutes barely long enough to get a credit card out of a wallet and rest assured my darlings I'll be dreaming with you i'll be dreaming 66 and now for the news their reports that YouTube may have been censored by Fox Broadcasting the network apparently ordered YouTube to take down videos of Paula Abdul acting like a drunken rambling lunatic on some local Fox affiliate shows but now some critics are saying that Fox has gone too far and the move amounts to flat-out censorship of embarrassing material oh no para seem overall do decedent had to take down all the video Molly drunken acting a fool on YouTube they'd have to shut down the entire site yet get her out of here haha seriously like throw away the key next time I really don't need her getting me fired sony BMG and Universal Music have decided that they will not allow users of the Microsoft Zune to share certain songs with other zune users this even though songs that are shared between zunes can only be played three times before they either expire or you have to buy them and in universals case they're already collecting royalty fees for every zune being sold in order to offset what they say are enormous losses to piracy nevertheless both labels refuse to allow even the slightest opening in the Iron Curtain of digital distribution lock down even though it actually result in people discovering and then being encouraged to buy new music from both of these giant music labels which I would think is what they actually want Wow what jerks plus they would totally be killing zune sales if there were any zune sales speaking of unfortunate Microsoft News Microsoft Vista is barely even out the door actually it's not even out the door yet for consumers and Microsoft is already hard at work on service pack 1 in fact the company has basically acknowledged that Vista still has some quote high impact issues to work out whew like what like you install it and then it crashes instantly and gets a virus and you can't figure out how to use it because it's like all weird and like a Mac and stuff and then like none of that pretty shiny stuff works it just slows everything down and then you get so mad that you hurl your computer against the wall like that kind of high impact issues there's heartwarming news from China this week a teacher had her purse snatched containing money and her mobile phone so she sent the thief a series of 21 heartfelt text messages begging him to return her things and telling him that she forgave him two days later the thief returned all her items and left a note saying that her tolerance had moved him and he planned to correct his ways and become an upright person oh that is so sweet they totally don't have anywhere to sell stolen mobile phones in China now this week as you know was the president's annual State of the Union address and with so many changes afoot in the United States it was one that many people were watching with interest but you know these days there's more than just one world to think about and with the recent release of the burning crusades reinvigorating fans everywhere we've invited special world of warcraft correspondent veronica belmont to join us and reinterpret the state of the union for all you while fans take it away Veronica Thank You Molly mr. Bronzebeard vice president for dragon members of shad rap fellow Questers and raiders i stand before you tonight at a time when Azeroth is growing ganking is low our citizens are seeing unparalleled epics and our nation is a force for rating and change throughout the world of warcraft ladies and gentlemen the state of our burning crusade is strong I know we face conflicts the Horde and the Alliance continue to warn earth I Basin and of course our challenges in outland grow every day the insurgent forces continue to attack and kill night elf troops and draenei citizens and that is why we must act now to bring peace to the region you've heard about my plan to send a surge of gnomes into kalimdor to help quell the violence there right now we are lfg to raid the crossroads and hopefully bring about a quick end to the insurgency I'm confident we can get this done and bring our troops home to stormwind as you may also know our renewable resources are becoming dangerously scarce rune cloth consumption is too high and our reliance on farmers in ishara is too strong that is why I am calling for twenty percent reduction in rune cloth consumption by the year twenty seventeen we must make Griffins that are more bread efficient and we must also double our emergency room cloth reserves I call on both sides of the house the doors and the tauren to work together to reach these goals to save our precious resources and finally as you know the dwarfs have taken control of Ironforge this year I want you to know that I am committed to the tauren working with the dwarves to pass better laws increase wealth and prosperity of our citizens and to make Azeroth a better place to live thank you and good night