Gadgetory

hi I'm Molly woods clone and this is like the buzz report Molly got bit by Hector last week which was actually pretty hilarious I don't know how it happened Hector was totally safely locked up and cozy inside my anyway looks like she's like in a coma or something it's probably fine anyway this week you got me and now it's time for the gadget of the week what I don't want to turn over there I'm looking right here why it's stupid the gadget of the week is the fisher-price kid tuff fp3 player it's like an mp3 player for preschoolers oh yeah like preschoolers need to be more loud and annoying and now for the news SanDisk has released a 8 gigabyte flash player whatever that is and now everyone's starting to wonder if Apple has fallen behind the curve with it's pathetic 4 gigabyte iPod Nano what this is so boring who cares about iPods I got a funny story for you I was at this party last night it was a toga party if you must know anyway the student was totally doing keg stands and his toga is his button everything and then his toga totally got caught on the pump which please stick to the script right fine the script that's a genius piece of work seriously she writes this junk ok ok computer scientists in Scotland have developed a program that can write terrible jokes they call it Molly what dudes come on seriously she's got nothing there there's like some about a fish and a slice of Bologna we move on I thought so Verizon and Bell South recently got to stop paying a federal fee that went toward the Universal Service Fund the telcos had lobbied the FCC to change the way it classifies DSL so that they could stop paying into which by the way helps subsidize rural telephone service and provide Internet access to schools and libraries so now Verizon and Bell South could stop charging you the monthly fees that you see on your bills but instead they've decided to keep charging you and just keep the money what's the problem that's what I would do they charge you the exact same amount call it something else and pocket the cash these guys are smart Microsoft is added a feature to MSN Messenger they let you report a suspected sex offender with just one click the new tab on MSN Messenger and Windows Live Messenger lets you click a link that will file a report with the police on anyone who seems to be a potential sexual predator can't see any potential for abuse their report Mali report Mali report Mali report Mali report Mali report hey so can I get like a name or something I don't really like it when you guys call me clone maybe like lightning or blade woohoo or like flash