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hi i'm molly wooden welcome to the buzz report this week a buzz report special so web-ready deathmatch where people who are famous on the internet fight on the internet we've got an intense matchup today but first let's get to some headlines this week Apple iPhone owners felt the uncomfortable sensation that comes with knowing there's a kill switch set to nuclear applications at a moment's notice Steve Jobs himself confirmed the security measure is hidden inside the iphone luckily hackers quickly posted a fix that lets you deactivate the switch on a jailbroken iphone funny how the iphone starts to feel more and more like jail but if you want to buy your way into jail it was also announced that Best Buy will start selling the iphone this September and that should help ease the crowds at the apple store so at least you won't have to line up to get into jail that's just embarrassing and finally twins cameron and tyler winklevoss best known for accusing mark zuckerberg of stealing the idea for facebook from them are in the rowing finals of the 2008 Beijing Olympics and that's good news for them since their Facebook lawsuit isn't going so well but since there's no chance of them messing with my ninja score I can safely root for them to take home the gold you go winklevosses okay and speaking of conflict it's time for the main event please welcome sir Webber T deathmatch co-host and color commentator brian Tong looking for a good match today Abraham you know I've refereed a tunnel price life I have never seen anything like this today's round pitches Andrew Barron the founder of rocketboom against Jason Calacanis founder a weblog zinc publisher of engadget and now the CEO the search engine Mahalo the two were locked in vicious battle dishes battle vicious battle on Twitter let's get right into the fighting it starts early the morning of August twelfth Andrew Barron loves the first grenade interesting I just noticed that mahalos being completely flat for the last five months but new growth that doesn't seem too bad to me what do you think Brian that's not too much just just a little flesh catch scratchin thing a little bit little scratch but calc canvas doesn't like it he starts with statistics but quickly moves on to attack mode thanks for caring August is on track for a record month that's the slowest month of the year congrats on Daddy's investment / lawsuit in RB oh snaps what RV Jason Calacanis of course referring here to recent reports that Andrew berends father loaned him money to start rocketboom army then took his own son to court to make him pay it back a low blow some might say but oh he gets lower a lot trust fund baby had your barrage trying to start trouble with someone like me who worked his way up why don't you go suck on your daddy's tea baron whoa did he just say teat I don't think that's how you spell that no that's how you spell teen along with a whole facebook you got served Molly well it was all downhill from there and a one-sided battle it was barren responds mildly just because I pointed out mahalos flat growth for six months I don't see why you're defending the site but attacking me personally but calc anas keeps the pressure on like a fat lady on a little man you're here and always will be Connie told me if Andrew hates and let them hate and watch the money pile up the good life welcome to the put your speakers on 11 and kiss my ass I made mine he was giving yours word oh my goodness Kanye's in Kanye's and it's a triple threat match work no way I'm super lazy and I've never done anything in my life I just drink beers all day and hang out on the tube clearly you've done little but spend daddy's money shouldn't you be getting another graduate degree and nothing right about now oh that hurts hit the guy right his graduate degrees all over them like white on rice 11 my speakers don't even have an 11 Molly and finally calc Anna's goes for the numbers kill to record months in the last four months is not flat August will be three out of five recognize so please go back to begging daddy for some more RV budget Oh give him the pan died and finally Baron goes for a job if you can even call it that one final point unrelated to address Jason calc anuses personal attacks he has many sugar daddies that gave him tons of cash to start Mahalo that's an order for a chalupa with weak sauce Molly well we've reached the end of our match I gotta say Brian Cal Candace comes off like a hyper-aggressive wackadoodle here but when it comes to celebrity deathmatch that's how you win that's how you do it on cal hit it and that's it for this week's show everyone I'm Mollywood and this has been the buzz report thanks for watching you