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I can think of no more important or thoroughly abused tool on a parent's arsenal than an Apple iPad the digital teeth that keeps your kid catatonic for up to 10 hours at a time until Google comes up with robots that can raise our kids for us this is the next best thing but iPad alone is not enough you also need games but you can't afford games because you just bought an ipad and that's where I come in I'm Donald Bell and today I'm counting down the five most popular free games for the iPad reported by itunes for the first week of december starting off at number five baby room makeover extreme edition what better way to groom your child to be an HDTV megastar while at the same time giving them a sense of normalcy around undocumented child labor but just to warn you the baby's here really aren't that extreme it's not a tattoo on the bunch nor nose piercing on any of them but I guess you get what you pay for at number four candy crush saga you're never too young to start your addiction to candy or puzzle games so why not check both those off the list at once to be fair I've seen plenty of grown people playing this game I mean I look at them in pity but it's better than the disgust I feel if they're playing baby room makeover extreme edition coming in at number three deer hunter 2014 and remember the good old days of playing duck hunt on the Nintendo this is just like that well you get the shoot animals in the face and watch their bloody entrails drip out of their body oh boy rated 12 plus for frequent and intense realistic violence just be glad it doesn't come in an extreme edition at number two my talking tom you can think of this as a modern-day Tamagotchi you get to adopt a virtual baby cat and keep them fed and happy and of course once your child gets attached to their pet they'll want to buy them all manner of in-app add-ons with your credit card and I imagine once your child grows bored with their pet they can buy them a virtual iPad and just go off and do something else all right and now the number one free iPad game for december two thousand thirteen clumsiness ja it's a proven fact that kids love ninjas and it's pretty hard not to identify with this adorable deadly assassin in training the best part is the graphics are so cool it kind of looks like a Pixar movie that hasn't been made yet and the best best part is it's free so there you go five of the most popular free iPad apps for this month now for more top 5s head over to top 5 cnet com I'm Donald Bell thanks for watching