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it's Tuesday January 17th the music is still playing it so sorry yeah it's wonderful I'm pretty I'm Donnell Bell you're watching crave Who am I with are you with me eric franklin and Banita I'm glad we're all here yeah I made it back you made it back we made it back from we survived CES once another one once again it is us who loves who is triumphant am I the only one who actually didn't walk the show floor more than like maybe a hundred feet I think probably know I was pretty deep I know this is the first year that I went in yet although that implies no well what I know no I walk the show floor is what I'm saying yeah that's what I heard you know yeah why'd you make that face you made that face you want me to go further no they did know you want yet hold it you wanna meet holy say so how was it how was it out there cuz i am at well you probably i don't know maybe we saw more than I did you know is less crowded then I felt it was less crowded than previous years I remember being on the show floor a couple years ago and just wanting to start kicking kneecaps in because of the amount of people that were around me by adding adding get that I think of that feeling this year because I had room to move around that's good yeah all right depending on what hall i was in North Hall was ok ok I didn't want to like hurt anybody yeah when we were walking through south hall and central yeah was that little town for a little bit too much ok because I felt like that was at the whole Bonnie back a couple times exactly anybody get groped just me that's why the show up like I didn't even a like this yeah the entire time I'm staying I can't have this just walking out yeah they'll enjoy that yeah like just doin me yeah exactly where we're good we naked why travel light I travel light oh yeah really ah ok I've talked to your wife mother well if it means one naked day out of the entire time there I figure that's a reasonable one less outfit to pack yes okay all right I'm sure everyone is probably sick about hearing us talk about sea or everyone talk about ces basher nonetheless toast of what we're talking about today is a roundup of the things that at least escaped me while I was there with my blinders on just looking at tablet news yeah all the fun wacky craveable wonderfulness there was a lot of mystic yeah there's a lot of that yeah first up the samsung smart window totally miss this yeah is it either but say a window that goes in your home that happens to be able to double as a touchscreen and I think android-based touch screen for you know doing all of your wonderful all your futuristic the future of Minority Report multi-touch needs you know yeah sure I mean the neighbors have to see you linking at porn or whatever happens to me your time your web site of choice when you're browsing well the internet the thing the thing is just like yes sure I always love to look at recipes while I'm standing by my window yeah or get on Twitter as I'm holding my laptop by the way I don't it just seems kind of weird to have it um I mean I understand why they have in the window it's it's it v.v.v future implications of this are more exciting to me than the window like having everything unlike maybe a wall i can go to any wall you're in your own site you're just gonna get ya what they call the gorilla arm when your arms just kind of stretched out and doing yeah exactly yeah you're really gonna do but where would be cool be the shower right could they do a shower version of that sure sure sure I'll get them right on that some people's have have the robot shower that scrubs you say that your hands are free to just kind of check you know Twitter and your newsfeed yeah so is that is are you checking the like the shower wall at the side wall that would you checking that was how are you looking the door right the glass door yeah okay I don't have a glass door oh yeah you would need a glass people and then you didn't replace I do not think about that the Ricci's over here would you read Donald rich and Bonnie rich sorry what about uh what about mirrors I could be good too yeah maybe we could but then you have a two-way mirror a gorilla Harmer's thing well the grill arms whatever will get stronger well we'll get used to it i I just like I like the idea of having being able to connect with any part of my house of your house yeah and me that's that's at least how I see this panning out in the future I just like offending my neighbors with my browsing habits isolate on my window who knows some poor baby but really obnoxious screensavers just running on my window all the time well ones that point of like you something well I mean you be like of yourself you know it I think I think people will you know they'll respond positively to it kids love porn that's almost a show title but yeah right now oh my gosh that the people who are gonna find the podcast or not the audience we want to have they go like this one all right well I do love though is 3d r2d2 approved display technology you know ya know what okay well wait hold on let me let me before you shatter my enthusiasm I was going to is Rona that's right this is the the Holy Grail right for completing the the r2d2 3d laser projection holographic II future hope right help me obi-wan can i right so there's this company burden not the snowboard company burden but another company I think they're from Japan that has created this laser display technology that can both like ionize the little particles to make a projection substrate and then actually project laser on to it to illuminate it and then move it around and so you get the the 3d you get the whole barrage action huh d lunch and apparently it can in water or in air and if you make a strong enough late if they use a stronger laser they can actually project into like far into the air on anything like into the sky like you could have your 3d projected laser shark coming to devour city later shark that differs from sharks with laser beams and yes totally different yeah I so so I these are these are hundred thousand dollars 3d in this grant we say yes they actually in three dimensions these these projects right that's right application for this is that you could and they get a venture to like a free a face that looks pretty so um you can you could actually use this for modeling safe the Death Star yeah its various weaknesses it all comes back to stop behind everything yeah yeah well yeah I mean this this is yeah it's it's just kind of funny to think that you know what was it was it almost is over 30 years ago now that uh Lucas a you know dude it came out with all these ideas or had all these ideas in a movie and back in the day i was thinkin like we were only we're on the cusp of that you know when I was a kid I was like we're gonna that's that's coming out soon they're gonna have that kind of stuff we're gonna be shooting late like 10 years yeah it's like 37 years later and we're just now getting to the point where maybe it's possible to put it in you know I don't know the tabs I'm kind of like your mainstream application of this it just kind of it's kind of weird I don't know I its kind of pointing that's taking this long so I'm saying yeah well this is the same old jetpack rant where it's like where's my flying car right yeah as promised exactly but at least to Lucas's credit he did put this in like technically place the movie well like a long time ago like alternate universes it wasn't saying like this is coming into year 2012 yeah wasn't it is like you ruined my childhood said that these things are gonna be here they're not here where's my lightsaber yeah mr. Lucas no I'm not saying I'm just saying this I I I kind of had expectation myself I put that myself so I'm saying and I shouldn't have right yeah all I'm saying is that when I retire and I have nothing to do with my time except to build my authentic r2d2 replica they will now have the technology for me to be able to put in the laser 3d projector and I can I can rest happy yeah I I've done it is this before after your wife has left you this is after she's left me but both like once I made enough money that can also provide r2d2 right with the serving tray yeah like who and also the rocket why do you need a wife you got our two of you know I'll be asking our to that very question why do I need a wife are you are too why am I so sad do I need a white what where did she go I have you should be happy why is my son embarrass of me my artoo will be like projecting a 3d holographic image of my wife likes a small on the kitchen table and all this because I can almost anyway I'll be great so yeah right now the the frame rate on this is kind of the Khan ugly part of the Isle of 10 to 15 is 30 second that's not that they're hoping over time that they'll be able to get up to get up to 30 yeah but I mean what's insane is that it's like the frame rate is the frame rate is measured by how many times the lasers can basically like set fire to the air right right right it'sit's yeah the the way they're using to kind of gauge frame rate is it that amount of itself is impressive you know it's just like it's kind of crazy it's not just refreshing the screen whatever there's no screen Donald there's particles those man who knows what else is kind of know all right another part of the future we were promised yeah yeah more sophisticated skateboard technology i remember back to the future too yeah I remember that too um now thanks to chaotic moon labs yeah there is a connect powered motorized skateboard that you and Sharon both took a ride on yes jealous should we cut to the video sure didn't do it it's amazing exciting stuff check it out the video oh there's this video well there's this video yeah this is amazing settings this no I I'm not being facetious when I say this is amazing exciting I was being facetious about the video I'm in um that remain so motorized all-terrain skateboard here sure with ya goes up to like I think 35 miles per hour or 32 miles per hour or something like that they're actually working on a version that goes up to 65 miles per hour and necessary I don't know i don't know if i said i don't know this is necessary to be honest but it's pretty cool um it uses a uses a android tablet and wrote i buy windows 8 tablet and a knex um you know sensor and basically you can control your speed by the distance your hand is away from the actual sensor so you push your hand down towards the sensor you go faster you pull away you slow down gosh it's really cool so but steering at all based on mr. ciabatta you should arrange i think i'm right now is my concern is that yeah if they've made it peel out its steering left or right based on your hands going left to right and not your body going left or right right how does that not just deer away from you and yeah exactly so you only control the speed with you you're like a jealous be with your hands you control everything else with your body weight um i have to say this is one of the coolest we got like it's literally the coolest thing i saw the show this is me my first time we didn't we didn't actually get footage of me in my second time as much more confident to second check I didn't want to like go crashing but there's other people around the comedian so anyway we'll crashing that guy or other things and I was kind of scared too yeah so you still look a little more confident the chair and I saw Sharon's take we have that video oh yeah their shoes you'll hear me laughing at her it's nice well she she starts way I want to go auditions she did almost fall it's okay know if it's the most intuitive way to control a skateboard I could get used to it I yeah I don't know I didn't think this is gonna be impressive and when she told me about I was like ah whatever then when he brought it by actually got on i was like okay this is this is pretty i am curious like with the maneuvering how ya like when you got your hands like controlling the speed and you're like sure Ryna like maneuver i am not an experienced skateboard the guy who did this worley i think his name was I don't know that's it that's when he went by Worley he's an experienced skateboarder yeah so even an experienced skateboarders I used to skate boarding with wheels this big and it out windows 8 tablet or whatever right the nose of your skateboard yeah I think you probably get used to where you because there's a hitbox and you place your hand into you can see on the screen there you probably used to wear that hand is now after a while still like what's it with how is that much better than having like a little thumb accelerator if it's just a matter of school it looks like your Jedi looks like you're making it go with your mind your mind powers instead of me you know clicking Utley trust man I was not a believer at first either Janet until I tried it once you try it hopefully I don't want to like break your enthusiasm for it but you guys don't look that cool like even experienced guy in a video he doesn't look that cool on it I agree hey it looks pretty it looks kind of goofy just doing it I think once i get used to it though and i'm able to like you know look cool at all able to i'll be able to look cool you're gonna work on you you want to look at you were on a Segway yeah I think you go too far that but i think uh i think it was things like you you you can you can get used to write using that kind of thing and they're coming out with they're gonna now something on februari third uh they didn't want to reveal it to me that this is the this is this is the why and then what will you find out why they did to the same basically in fact that there's no in phone like with us coming no i cater no no no but fair we're gonna now something some look at we have a lawyer i hope it is very good great you just he's letting anyone get on it questions like chicks and high heels and stuff and like are you doing like a lawsuit would be the best press we have yeah exactly Oh anyway it was cool all right here uh is something that i think is going to change more lives anything we thought and a connect controlled all-terrain skateboard all right this is coming and I'm saying this we're even putting a gizmodo story in the lineup here how much is that important it is a toilet seat not a toilet but just the seat attachment right that has a built-in motorized bday in it yeah this is a company that is so inspired that Mark Cuban is part of the financial backing for this company oh really yeah wow that's that keeps going doesn't it yeah this is it is a nap doesn't it is I think it's like a 40 it's like what a lash heated spray of water so you're never gonna run out of warm water hitting your butt and it's got the remote control Wow well I 249 and all of America can enjoy the warm jet but cleaning experience I gotta say that might be worth it to be 94 that is surprisingly yeah all thing my bday is I i I've never actually used of a day I don't I don't know I'll trust it that's the thing America can't get on board cuz we're all were all eight of our nether holes being violated by jets and water right why don't mind that part I don't trust it to to do the job thoroughly is what you have control over so salty language what you need is like a version of this with a gopro cam yeah that's right all right sure the brightness can't really good I don't know to say you know and like nope combining you know when you when you add more wetness yeah things can get messy is all I'm saying yeah that's that's what scares me about the days that's all I'm saying I won't say anything I understand yeah yeah yeahs apprehension yeah yeah sure ok Donald apparently doesn't he's all about it I I could be terrified by this thing I don't know but and savings using it right now yeah but no I think this is one of those those things that if it really does come in is which is on the shelf at home depot I think it says here in this article that the entry entry level version could be as low as a hundred and seventy nine dollars yeah it could be this could be America's new obsession yeah yeah at that price and Italy's really it works okay you know there is a nasty targeting is not to get really discussing but or offensive but there's a portion of America that can't kind of reach behind to do such a great job that's that true I I knew someone like that this could be a product that person really bring them closer to their loved ones yeah I didn't even of you know it's their cleanliness oh so yeah I right right now that was a problem that was a problem with this person I knew that the there was yeah because of the lack of yeah flexibility here afterwards you didn't want to necessarily stand around them yeah yeah so this could be the toilet seat that brings all of America to a new millennium of freshness yeah nothing oh sure she was the movie that had that like the three shell technique that the future that can clean your butt with like three shells no one uses toilet paper anymore with with my Stallone in it that one demolition man Demolition Man yeah this is the this is one step closer to that that revolution of cleaning yourselves this also one step closer two cops that look like Sandra Bullock when she was like 22 because I'll support y'all martyr that's whether you get you on board a bit we'll make it happen yes all right good all right now I've got a section here that I'm a two-story section that i am putting under the umbrella of zombie tech zombie apocalypse tech not for zombies but for us in case when we're camped out into our neo Amish up you know enclaves and you know the power grid has failed us and we we need to build a key part our small band of humans alive right power Trek is there for us this is a fuel cell recharger that Rafe was able to get a demo of at CES that is like a hydrogen cell charging station for your gadgets it's being sold at rei and it's one of the i guess they're selling it under the idea that it's the most reliable outdoor power solution if you need to keep like your gps technology try running your own or your ipods because you know you why is it so reliable because it like a four dollar little cartridge in here you plug it in you put in some water assuming that no matter where you are you can find water or this is the tie back to the last story you can pee in it you can use here urine oh yeah alright you can pee in the little cup and then you plug in that canister and you've got a steady a little power station back in i think you know repower your abs a couple different eric you guys are like my parents yeah like trying to channel spent maybe more come to appeal like and y'all good there and just sit up sit down and just pee and you're good now of course in the zombie apocalypse will have to keep this particular manufacturer cigna chemistry up and running to make the cartridges for us and that's right of those yeah well we run out of those were screwed I like it I like it I just don't go don't go pee by yourself yeah during the zombie about yes you know you always want someone like watching them back yes exactly and I was double double tap as well yeah all right so that exists it's two hundred dollars for the unit and then for dollars per cartridge coming to an rei near you stock up because those zombies are coming another thing you should get is this spare one cell phones from xpel power that could hypothetically function for up to 15 years in storage if you have a little lithium ion cannon ee back totally better yeah yeah and uses some kind of weird i don't know it's just like a fool head or what maybe it's a hand it i think i figure i think you're going to the right duluth thing and I it looks like some kind of like some interdimensional demon yeah looks like the that's coming through go through that ate the chumby like you know it's those damn mages you know the Chantry which is and they'll get a little more hard edge on those mages and you know shut them down and you know let's let's um let's make them all tranquil that's what I'm saying guys right no no no one's getting that reference tonight now ten hours of talk time off of one double a battery and also if you if you're using a lithium you know I honor this particular ones like a energizer lithium ion yeah yeah you can get a shelf life of up to 15 years in theory in theory right wait even if it did five years that's pretty good and it simply means it's a cell phone compare phone it's not like a wireless phone to a landline exactly yeah right now you one has to hope that the the network of so your cellular network is gonna be up and running right right yeah that's that's the question is everything else know about that little happier friends I mean it CES was already bad enough right satellite was directly communicating to a satellite you know that would be that'd be different yeah yes but it's not so uh likely price around twenty to fifty dollars based on their features Tibet available soon there's a 911 feature provide your own sim card sure this is the I'm just glad that our demon overlords are looking out for us that's that's the most important thing to take this end and in that apocalypse when there's only you know three of us remaining they will all look to this Cthulhu logo as Arnie Arnie forgot a beer it all starts here all right I think if you're willing to do it Eric this is the time where we go to a little segment that I like to call yeah alright well I'm not willing to do it on the show now or all right all right no no not much in geek news this week that's interest interesting me I did see I did find this a really cool clip though I saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes recently and I really like that so I've seen it twice now the second time is even better and the reason I you know the reason I hold in such high regards because of anti circuses performance as Caesar um its officers Oscar season they're trying to get the the Academy of voters whatever they're called to kind of look at his performance you know because they took his his action performance then they made a CG character and kind of you know basis performance-based that seedy characters performance off of his something he did it's kind of hard to wrap your head around that like is that really him is it how much of is it is that his animators or the CG artist whatever and this video kind of straits how closely his acting was to the final product you got and Stephen if you can play that not sure if there's a commercial or something in front of hopefully lasted like cases the best Andy Serkis in jail and I would not have expected they'd be able to be able to put pull from that footage yeah like I like what you go with it you know he did this in lord of rings to ease he was golem they actually had a someone listening some podcast recent lanes where someone so when some woman was like oh you know I loved you in low degree I love you how you play Gollum in Lord of rings he was like no madam I am golem that's that is me that was that was I did everything you know as I was that character mascot oh yeah oh I don't remember the intro there is this on a whim same page okay right now this is like some trailers i'm not sure what this is is this are you on the hit fix page but i think there's uh huh yeah no no I'm seeing it here okay I'm enjoying that though yeah other music about you reenacted fun yeah he did you do you do that algeciras I'll do see me goodbye yeah what I will say though what I will say like and I feel like a lot of people kind of well that allowed people but I've heard people kind of make fun of this guy okay oh that's what he does know you just do stuff but i think i really think that like going forward we're gonna want more out of our cuz that's that's not going away CJ characters on going away we're gonna want more from our CG character is we're gonna want more like um emotional investment this is the only way to really do that to have some person actually plays was it opens up it opens up the playing field for actors for you know the the more average-looking among us yeah sure to be able to lay you know leading roles in movies sure get cg din to be later monsters or apes or beautiful people yeah sure beautiful blue people there you go there you go hey go okay my mama for it a brilliant young scientist will play by James Franco saved Caesar from the lab and along with a primatologist Caroline because you should be shooting so we better get on thing I mean I think we're just having technical difficulties wait wait I mean I'm able to semen sure he's never seen it but he's sure that it's coming up right now okay um no this isn't it then it is it that it this is just like a scene I don't know why this now this is the scene but the video i'm watching right now it shows any circus playing that seeing purse oh I see yeah you know what I mean like screw James Franco like pretty blab yeah like the next generations James Franco is Frank's gonna look like any circuit in these words yeah yeah cuz we don't need oh there it is oh forget it give up anyway it's pretty compelling check out the link will have the link in the show notes uh right Donald yes okay anyway moving on last thing I wanted to show there are paramount released this awesomely cool picture of Captain America from The Avengers he looks really badass really war-torn he has his great moon on his arm and he's all dusty and and whatever his hairs all messed up and whatever the meso looks like kind of perfect but um he fears bidets he tears he's looking out for the day's a metaphor for America like I will retain I will protect you from the water that's trying to go up your butt oh this shield is really geared exact water from the water in this yeah uh so yeah I just wanted to show that picture because I kind of like you know people are really kind of thinking like it's gonna be all like light and whatever but it looks me gritty looks pretty cool I think I like that picture a lot because it really shows Captain America how I envisioned quezon America is just complete devoted um badass so okay there you go I'll take it yeah you will that's all I got that's all we have people exactly if you want to be checking out and enjoying partaking of these stories will be talking about next week please check out our crave blog at crave destiny com or whatever it's done here on the bottom of the screen other than that please follow us on Twitter because we're all active Twitter especially after CES yeah i think my twitter muscle is now broken i don't i don't we truly allow you guys we love during this week yet yeah boy I've ever body did I kind of felt like was all done for me like as soon as I posted something like oh not someone just post yeah yeah like it may use my name so still you know seekest seek us out yeah yeah and check back next week we'll be back here next week on Tuesdays same time same place see you then bye guys goodbye masters my friend you can't have any friends no you know why you