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welcome to the crave cast ladies and gentlemen I am Eric Mack your host and today I'm back at home in New Mexico back in the offices of my hometown newspaper the taos news our friends and journalism joining me from Texas also today is fellow Cray of minion Danny Gallagher and alive in the cnet studios in San Francisco are the rest of the crew its kills the atoms Bonnie Burton Jeff Sparkman and behind the controls Lord Commander Stephen Beecham how's everyone doing good awesome excellent so last month micron robots but this time around we're going to go beyond our own dimension and you are halloween show a little early this year it's kind of a back to school scary stories show we're really excited to talk about the upcoming Evil Dead Ghostbusters and Twin Peaks reboots and the new spin-off of fear the walking dead among other things and then later we'll do a little monster myth debunking of a famous Scottish monster you might know and an alleged ghostly figure on Mars and finally wrap it up the growing amount of evidence we're eating in the matrix whatever it just happened included high desert Danny scream is he okay there was a class 3a entity that's just watch every room in my car my mic and made me dial 9 oh yeah oh that sounds like a cat well now that the cat and the go straight out of the bag yeah dad I'd have to talk apartment complex I'm late I'm I'm not order are you drinking straight vodka dude so I think Danny is really excited about the Ghostbusters reboot and what we go ahead and just start with you Danny and you can tell us about your wardrobe choices of late you don't the patch in there this is yet so oh you getting some music I like this and fun music I was waiting for that music that I've heard for entire week the last week in july i decided to challenge myself to something you know the new Ghostbusters reboot is coming out and despite it what I think is really some unnecessarily negative response to the fact that not just the fact that it's a female cast that it's a reboot which I kind of don't like but I mean I want another Ghostbusters movie obviously so anyway I decided to I actually have a uniform that I made for Halloween it actually looks pretty good and decided to wear it for an entire week in the middle of July I love this this is great look at this footage how did people react when you went to like the grocery store and things I have no idea what this guy reacts yeah he's object in trouble and I'm talking oh we're showing you shopping in target right now yeah you're shopping at Target that was a funny party kind of started as like a why am I doing this kind of thing which is pretty much every every reason you know everyone like why would you do why not give it a try so but it kind of it kind of became this pseudo Stanford Prison Experiment uh we're uh you know III did this mainly cuz I'm extremely socio phobic I don't know if that's the associate foe however you want to put it and this was kind of a way of like drawing attention to myself without like setting myself on fire he's felt he's be slightly less visible when I was my friend to Don he done here is who he has a camera I don't know and it is but it looks exactly like an iphone someone we went ok was they usually well they usually won't let you film and target cuz they're worried you're gonna do a competitor or something so right maybe you but they just didn't that was a funny part was like the first couple of days nobody was saying anything to me well the way the first person I saw just looked as I walked out of my apartment just went like Hello see you if you lived in San Francisco by the way I'm just saying you should move here cuz that no one would mind people would be like okay totally normal it would be totally normal that was it then you get dressed right cuz your reaction yeah yeah I grew up in a weird said I grew up in New Orleans where I saw all kinds of crazy stuff and nobody badan and I you know the locals didn't bat an eye I thought here and you know Garrett anukul uh Texas you know i get i get beaten up or run out of town or made fun of nobody cares nobody care by the third day I was I went from Monday being like totally frightened to even leave my house to Wednesday being like indignant like what nobody looking at me why is it somebody robbed me yet what does I'm done and that's what I got with my friend it done and I'm like I need to go to the store and then go to the park or go out in public and just try to draw as much attention to myself as possible so it was kind of a weird I wouldn't say I'm cured of my social phobias but it does kind of show you that like you know all those thoughts you have there just in your head and there's no way to tell like what someone else is thinking about you or unless they actually react or say some things I almost kind of make care I almost think you should do it again when it's closer to the movie release because there's a whole generation of people that have never seen ghostbusters I know it's hard to imagine but there's kids that still don't know the joys of ghost busting so yeah that was a thing like it was all guys might like I I should have figured that Ghostbusters hasn't been around in a while and it was mostly like adults that responded kid I had one kid who responded in the funniest way he asked me why I why i captured his dead grandmother but it led to my favorite line in the in the peace and the craziest conversation I've had ever had in my life is at this point I was just like acting like a Ghostbuster like I might as well just play the part and have fun it kind of said to love I you know if I let your grandmother go gotta let her grandmother go oh my god I love this so much this is this might be one of my favorite stories ever on cnet that you decided to do this and put yourself out there cuz social I mean a lot of people have social anxiety I don't have social anxiety have crowd anxiety so I don't like it when and so that you know really works in my favorite comic con yeah well I just don't like large crowds of people surrounding me and I can't see an exit uh but it's you know I think this is a great idea for people who want to kind of like get out there and try to overcome some anxieties when it comes to being around yeah you're doesn't really hear people admitting that they might have trouble cosplaying you know oh I made this amazing costume and I just want to be really brave about it I can admit that I kind of feel silly being half naked in public or something you don't know I never really hear anybody talking about that so that was kind of interesting I actually wore a wonder woman costume for a whole weekend um mainly because I couldn't find my clothes I was is a real Wonder Woman costume and I was I think I don't remember was i think it was in New York or something and I just decided at New York is one of those places to were no one shocked by anything and I just I had to go get laundry I had to get my roommates laundry I had to like do all the stuff that was just normal like banal boring stuff in a wonder woman costume luckily I was pretty fit then as always in my 20s but I just remember the coolest thing that happened was a little girl came up to me and asked me to help her find her lost kit kidding oh and I was like oh my god she thinks I'm actually Wonder Woman this is so awesome is so much better than cuz I'll tell you catcalling is a lot worse when you're just as one dirham and then when you're dressed like a normal girl so i got my like share of skeezers but i'm hoping that you didn't get cat call did you get cat called by some ladies looking to ghost no I think you did it on it not anyone I didn't peg no actually I I kind of its I don't I don't know how much you want to know about this um like I said the suit was extremely hot so when the day I the video I shot in the park with ad on it was over 100 degrees c and i'm in a school and I mean I'm wearing as little as possible underneath not that you needed you yeah which it you know I got elbow pads elbow pads are the worst cuz they just chew up your arms and these are the action think the ones in the movie or gray and kind of bulkier but you know I couldn't find them and and and I and SWAT boots um which look cool but are the most uncomfortable shoes on the planet ladies I understand you now just be just be squat boots eyes hot at three inch high heels basically I'm just glad you didn't choose to cosplay as a storm trooper cuz I'll tell you right now that armor and that heat in Texas you would not that's not a good combination so and then 3x storm trooper they do they do actually yeah I don't whistle here's some fire its start when it's storm troopers it's all sizes clone troopers is the same size right yet to remember if you're gonna stick to star wars canon they all have to all clones are the same size but stormtroopers can be ladies as we know with upcoming Star Wars um so it could be any size I don't think it matters I think about sighs what matters is how much armor or polyester are you willing to wear for a story and so I think this should be a regular series where we make you wear different costumes oh this is my help so pretty soon we're gonna run out of costumes in smell okay now on to your day you're not your Franken from I'm glad that you know I'm glad that you wore this costume because maybe Kelsey can chime in on this too the thing that I always hated about costumes with franchises and now that we have an all-female cast for this upcoming Ghostbusters and their costumes which I think we're revealed in another scene that article that shows that they're pretty similar to the ones that were in the movie I'm just so glad they're similar to the ones that were in the original movie and they weren't those stripper versions of ghosts like I know you know yeah ghostbusters yes so they're just saying and there's it happens every Halloween where there's really slutty and I don't want slut shame let's just say there's stripper like versions of every franchise costume out there and they're called sweet sensations from rubies rubies is the number one costuming company and they have this ghostbusters costume for women that that's i would say more like a bikini like it's not exactly the i mean if you just did Ghostbusters sexy costume it's a google search you'll find with the gym I'm doing this for work incidentally if you google it is it's a stripper you yeah there it is yeah well is that it yeah I mean no um there's a proton pack one for another one and then there's a sexy slimer costume which is even more disturbing so and I think they're on amazon to the sad Belushi in my head right now yeah so I I want to commend you I want to say thank you for cosplaying in the dead of like so much heat going on in in Texas right now and you cosplayed for the sake of a story that's you should get a Pulitzer for this this is this is hardcore journalism happening right here this is I I was impressed and entertained so thank you all thank you I mean so Danny how are you how are you planning to top yourself what's next i'm a job but yeah well what's next what costume is next please later I won't be hey Darth Vader say Darth Vader okay yeah I'm gonna wait till like winter and then I'm gonna go to like main dude Arthur honest like like it I mean it gets kind of cut we get I don't know where everybody else is but we get snow I hear like maybe five inches a year so yeah if I do something i think i may do this lucky Ghostbuster costume yeah no inter time yeah yeah no I mean I look heavy enough in this cut that was a thing like I wore this it just real Qui I don't want to dwell on this too much but there were a lot of fat jokes out there people a lot that comment no it's fine I love being roasted so I didn't care but I kind of didn't realize it till I looked at the pictures and the video cuz I thought this thing was bulky and apparently it shrinks there's something I don't know here's the thing never build never read the comments Danny I can't stress this enough yeah really cuz this is something I had to avoid reteach myself yeah I'm not calling anybody out look I I'm I could you know I'm I'll you know I'll bust jokes with the with the bet I bust get it yeah no I mean I'll Rose people as much the necks of them but I was like man why did it take me a week to realize that like this the suit kind of it's not like a wet suit but it's it's kind of like if they made a wet suit out of like shredded wheat or something a little bit but it sucks in at other points so i don't know i think i look i did to quote an iconic fashion man i will say that as Tim Gunn would say you made it work Danny okay made it work and now you have my respect because honestly I couldn't have done it and it would have drove me crazy to hear all the comments for people yelling at me and and I would have done it if I was actually ghostbusting I feel like if there were some haunted places did you go to any haunted places while you were dressed like oh no I mean I wanted to go to places where I would not fit in okay so that like if I went to a haunted out which I personally I'm kind of scared of those things I'm scared of those no no we get down to ever say they'd follow you home hey so you are a freak no go to Oh Danny but but now I wanted to go to places where I specifically wouldn't fit it like I think if I'd done in another week I would have gone to a church DMV oh yeah sure yeah uh I would have gone to uh what's it would be a good one would be the ultimate I wanted to go to the live like whole foods for some reason haha yeah whole food there's a whole I want one I wanted to do that I never got to cuz we needed a third person was I wanted one person to wear a sheet as it goes and then we go to the library and we just run and chase each other yeah we just I just I just it's like me and it's like Preston lacy and we man and jackass except a buster and a ghosted him to get back here you know I just I wanted to do that but we never got around to you should try to crowd control you should see if you could actually get people to like leave the room because we told them to and that could all right everybody hahaha I'm standing at the side of the road holding the Ghostbusters I should have just stood in the middle of the road just been like you know all right oh yeah just you know what I feel like at this point the way the news is going in the world is headed we're going to need a Ghostbuster soon so just keep the costume handy you never know when you might be helping recruited by local police or something for help during a situation yeah if I'm work by local police then just give up a little bit dark maybe shake whatever they can hey how come the sexy Ghostbuster costumes aren't called ghost busty Oh daph like seriously I'm when I googled sweet sensations Ruby by the way HR I'm doing this for work yeah I'm getting an actual page so i amused addict I want to transition to something cuz I think Danny's inspiring me to do a story for seen at and if we can transition to the Twin Peaks news I think by Homer I think what I might do is I might spend a week as log lady and see if anyone asked me about the log that I'm carrying for a week and I'm just gonna have the log talk for me so when I go to the store what I do anything I'm gonna be like my log says I don't have to talk to you anymore and I'm just gonna I'm gonna take it to dinner parties I think that this could be a thing might actually go so i will leave the house okay i will leave I won't your display guy yeah if I can learn how to speak backwards I'd like to be the little guy in the dreams for a week and be fun yes you still open if I keep her oh okay yeah yeah yeahs decide if riac you sense albums out there it's going to baffle the Millennials out there who I've never seen Twin Peaks they have no excuse it's on hulu it's on netflix it's also may not a porno it's been available for DVD for the last I don't know how many years pretty soon we're gonna have a talk about battleship potemkin so hang info yeah I'm gonna go and by the way that population saw never changed that's not it's kind of like the Cabot Cove population sign from Murder She Wrote it should go down you should have barbs upon from mcdonalds and just reversed it should actually be in chalk at this point so they started shooting the new one where are they shoot out there shooting in September they started yet so they're shooting in September cuz there was a whole rigmarole of what is David Lynch gonna be involved is he not going to be involved mark frost was always those are the two original creators and David Lynch's you know the the iconic director that's done just some crazy movies and if you have if you're not familiar with them I highly suggest you just look them up and watch everything he's ever done and then you'll understand completely why this is so exciting but Twin Peaks is one of those pivotal TV shows that either loved it or you hated it and I remember when I watched it in high school my dad saw an episode with me and he's like what the hell is this my dad's used to like calm procedurals like my dad's were weird thing for him was the law and order episode about vampires like to them that was the weird thing but when you watch Twin Peaks you have to remember it's like a surreal dream nothing really makes sense you're going to dissect it for ages all the characters are memorable weird and quirky there's so many great quotes and there's just so many great things happening there's only two seasons before this before this new show time show and some people say the second season was pretty bad but I had loved both seasons I just thought it was quirky and weird and the whole premise is that you're trying to figure out who killed this girl named Laura Palmer who was like a high school prom queen and as the show goes on you find out these weird things about her that are just get weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder friends weird things about her parents were things about like all the the population of twin peaks from the adults and the high school kids and the music goes grades by julie cruz and she did the singing but then Angelyn and i'm going to ruin his name he's Italian Angela Angela bal de mentee I think I'm gonna say that that's he was the there's Kyle MacLachlan as Dale Cooper he did the music for it now Kyle MacLachlan is the only one of the original cast that has confirmed they've confirmed he's coming back as Agent Dale Cooper and I'm not going to say anything about him because if you haven't watched twin peaks I don't want to spoil it for you but you should go back and watch the two seasons of twin peaks it aired so you can get caught up because this is 25 years later because in the show Laura Palmer when you see her in something called the Black Lodge which is kind of like this dream state area she says I will see you again in 25 years and sure enough 25 years later we get a new season of twin peaks and mark frost is also writing a book that's a novelization that's supposed to catch us up and what's happened with all these characters in that twenty five year span so that's supposed to fill in some gaps so if you're really a die-hard Twin Peaks fans you should rewatch both seasons then read this book that's supposed to come out soon I don't know when it's supposed to come out I think it's this year and then you'll be ready but they haven't started filming till September I just wrote an article last week that said they're going to they officially said they're they're filming in September it was supposed to air 2016 but then I got pushed back because David Lynch said he didn't want to be involved and then they brought him back and there's all this is he or isn't he going to be involved and so they pushed it back to to 2017 but then during the Television Critics press event that happened last week the head of showtime set up while we're hoping for 216 and there's going to be familiar faces they didn't say who and big surprises which is a no-brainer because it's david lynch so i don't know what's gonna happen i'm actually working on an article right now for seeing it listing all the characters i want to come back and why and all the characters i don't want to come back and why and luckily there's a lot of characters that died during first and second season but as we know in Twin Peaks people can come back to life and visit the living if there if this Lodge situation still happening and then there's like demons and stuff so I hence why it's scary that's what we're talking about this by the way wondering because this was supposed to be our scary show um it's it's a creepy show it gave me nightmares I had to watch this in my college dorm in the laundry room the rickety scary laundry room in the boiler room area of my dorm because it was dawn did you watch it with creepy janitor too high note yeah and here's the thing i watched it that way because it was on our monday nights and as we know what else is on a monday night and what college kids want to watch is this a tone Monday Night Football oh right right that's enough I was I was a CU Boulder I went to university colorado boulder which is all football people so it's basically like me in the rickety scaredy one bulb basement watching this super scary show and I could hear screaming above me because there's football players watching Monday Night Football on the nice big screen TV in the nice warm lobby of the dorm so really they did you a favor oh my god I had Bob nightmares he's like the scary like demon character and Twin Peaks I had Bob nightmares forever so I'm just saying I'm a heart I don't know if you can tell I'm a hardcore Twin Peaks man that's hard no no also if you're in London they're doing a twin peaks dinner experience oh yeah that I wrote about interesting so any of our London viewers are named for London reporters I hope they go cuz I want to see what it's like to basically go to a twin peaks murder dinner I want to know like you yeah I would imagine like there has to be some level of drug taking it off just to replicate the show like yeah we're gonna sneak Ellis the mashed potatoes and it's gotta be okay it's gotta be some I mean obviously they'd have cut they'd have coffee which is a staple in the show and some pie hi all right let's know much yet you can go to the double our diner in outside of Seattle where they filmed a lot of twin peaks and they have it it looks like that diner and they have all this memorabilia up and stuff and you can get a coffee cup I have a twin peaks coffee cup so I I'm just saying them I'm excited for the old fans like me who super love the show and I'm excited to see what new fans might think of it Millennials might think is just lame I have no idea but I love it so I'm you need to understand though they need to understand the boat without Twin Peaks I feel like there is no loss there are no be like mega shows of the last 10 years where there's an ongoing mystery this was the first one twin peaks was weird because the whole season the whole first season it was building up to figuring out who killed Laura Palmer and you still didn't find out at the end you had to wait until second season and um the other thing about this too was it was so weird and bizarre it really did set the stage for other weird and bizarre TV shows to the point now where every time there's something like wayward Pines or before that happy town or like you mentioned lost people just people kind of compare it to twin peaks or they compare it to David Lynch type of cinematography and storytelling and it's just it is a really bizarre TV show and I hope that it's going to translate on Showtime I did read that it's going to be filmed as a movie and then they're cutting it into nine episodes interesting so it is going to be continuous so we'll see I am excited I'm looking forward to it and if anyone in the casting is listening I'm available for any kind of extra work but I am I am keeping my fingers crossed that one of the pivotal characters pedal weird characters called log lady will show up and she's this woman that basically she her husband died but his spirit was captured in a log just a piece of wood that she carries around and talks to and she chews gum all the time and puts gum underneath tables she's just a wacky character so I'm looking forward to this sorry that's my wrath that's my rant rave so between twin peaks and ghostbusters I mean I think we're big fans but neither of those are coming out for a while and one thing that's coming up in just a week is the the most shameless spin-off I've ever seen which is the fear The Walking Dead spinoff which I believe it's basically in the same world but we're going back to just after the zombie apocalypse and and joining a different group in Los Angeles is that right yep that's it that's what else excited for this I mean I'm pretty excited just because all right I've heard of more shameless spin-offs yeah I could be honest I guess it's true yeah there's a lot of cables that are like to know I'd like to know how much time they spent on the name that's chilly yeah yeah wait which one the fear of walking dead oh there's your peers Rick were they like so that's season 6 trailer for that's coming up I'll chime excited for it cuz finally Rick is like saying you know what I'm in charge shut up whiners finally finally he's saying hey do you want to live come with me kind of situation oh this is different this is just get no more Rick different groups welcome to suburbia can I don't think you know so Rick can you should oh this is the one I was looking for I'm sorry yeah that's that's season six that's coming up of walking dead this is the new one yeah you're the new one is next week and then season six of walking dead is in October right it's like a dude running for his life I feel like I'm listening to the old-timey radial version yeah this is kids why you need a belt this is why you should have a belt kids yep all those guys that were there jeans down to their knees this is why you need a belt zombies yeah where you know are you everything I mean are you know my brother was actually mocking me yesterday because I've never seen it ah I'm not dude I don't know Gill to watch I'm not gonna zombie shame you Jeff I'm just saying there's plenty of operation I get like one hour of sleep at night I know zombies we all have 24 hours in a day it's just how you decide to spend your life whether you want to be productive or watch a lot a like I just watched an episode of Adam 12 that's great just so I could see what the actors who did the voice of Gina on the Superfriends look like Oh cuz I was curious should I dress of all the obscure shows we mentioned so that's due up later let's do got Murder She Wrote yeah that's not obscure that's not your that's a classic manager to do to this to this generation Adam 12 yeah that's alright the Millennials there's a week that's what we coupee Diaz for kids get operator Kelsey what do you think what do you think about walking dead nothing whatsoever I'm not a zombie person except for Zombies Run which I'm obsessed with but that's my only zone I don't know I will do I feel like maybe we're all going through zombie OD like maybe there's we went through the vampire like Twilight OD right yeah I fall burn out on vampire I know it's a zombie is this zombie fatigue like is this something that's treatable I can't have zombie fatigue sounds woody I mean I'm yeah yeah like zombies to me where what got me into her and supernatural stories and I I haven't watched I haven't kept up with the walking dead in fact I kind of put myself in a corner after the fur cuz the first season ender was so bad that I'm like I don't wanna yeah I don't want to know that it could get worse after this and so for a while I didn't watch it and then I picked it up again and realized it it got better like when the governor stuff came in and all that others I actually got but I feel the same way I feel like it was more like talking dead like they just I wanted everyone I want all the humans to die because honestly it was just I felt like I was watching a horrible episode of Oprah where couples just never got along so and there's always that one or project runway but with a death element you know because and no one could like a free like project dead way I would watch that if they were like designers and if your design is it good like it like if michael kors says no I hate this then you die like after Heidi says Evita Zane it's like you just get attacked by zombies you just drop through a hole i would watch that I will say that I the only thing that's going to get me excited for walking dead and any spin off is if they did it from the view of a zombie like if maybe the point of view with a zombie so it's no dialogue you just see them running after humans yeah and but you see the life what is the day in the life of a zombie like I mean what those those guys just crawl around all day but do they they hear a sound and go towards it do zombies fight amongst themselves but they just grunt like it was the indie movie that did that there was a girl yeah there's a lot of movies at Dubai you know that was quite large ahead Nicolas holder yeah warm bodies Fido even shaun of the dead at the very end they show you the life you know what nick frost's life like is a zombie really sorry oh well come on I know it's but I agree why don't know I won't tell you anymore guys speaking of simon pegg we just did actually yes can we just take a quick poll our fastest on bees okay with you guys no won't be so bad fats are fast no I have a different reason I have the definitive reason to end that argument okay so I the word zombie I don't know the be Greek I think it's greek root word that zombie comes from literally means sleep oh I thought it was a Haitian word or maybe it's a Haitian work either way either way west african for zombie is come from it comes from my word meeting sleep or a typist or sleepwalker that was that i think is the term so you know unless unless unless jackie joyner-kersee i actually had this question a while ago can zombies ride bikes because it's all muscle muscle memory so I was wondering if it Lance Armstrong becomes a zombie can he chase you down here to me with a bike become zombie and still can ride a bike we know he's definitely juicing okay also I also think zombies can attack with segways cuz you just have to lean in you don't actually have to do anything on the Segway you just lean lean yeah okay I ok might the master of segues and so we talk to you mine really made a yahoo joke you don't want to talk about evil dead but no yeah you look evil dead where are we with that I didn't know if any of us had covered that yeah we cut I think we covered it on the site I'm super stoked for this evil dead TV spin-off they happy too because everyone involved is the original people so we've got Bruce Campbell obviously Sam Raimi obviously here's the cool thing here's a little crossover talk because we just I just did this article about the xena reboot oh yeah so Xena so as you know Bruce Campbell was in Xena not in Xena in the show Xena was lucy locket and trying with Lucy Lawless right well Lucy Lawless is in this show yeah cool huh she's not gonna play her why she plays Ruby she plays other daughter a doctor LD know who unleashed uh Necronomicon Necronomicon yeah he's great and agents of shield too yeah i mean like know a lot of it here's the thing let me know Lucy Lawless is not gonna be on Xena but she is give me on this we found the Necronomicon X mortis The Book of the Dead certain passages with a lot of footage from the original Evil Dead 2 right no they reshot it the original one is like a lot more looks like that might be original right there I think they use the original in the trailer yeah that's something yeah that right there right there that's original look how young he is okay young Bruce it was pretty it was pleased still pretty sorry no offense mr. Campbell I just love this cuz now i can make my dad watch this and he won't just say that guy from burn notice which is hitting all of you on TV shows I know that's not my dad knows Bruce Campbell when they took him to his friend kenosha is he knows Bruce candy I think it's his first comic book convention he said the long line for Bruce Campbell and all these people dressed as zombies and had fake chainsaws and stuff and he's like I don't remember this episode of burn notice with the dead people my dad he's like really famous for doing evil dad and he's like yeah I know are you sure this isn't Burnett's episode yeah it's when the company got invaded by the doors I'm excited for this I ain't mouth this is gonna hit all my evil dead fandom points yeah looks great like I'm far excited for this yeah the soundtracks great Bruce is playing Bruce as he does the special effects are look at that that's amazing and it's ultra quarry which it really wouldn't work yeah yeah so good so good the old lady there's Lucy wins this premiere halloween halloween holy yep yeah wait no as it should look at that let's go so good so good I'm not a grief counselor but if any consolation you're kind of like a young me that ice ruined your life and you're hot as hell you know they were Jewish right I did not said something Troy made those dumb crosses okay so good what would it take to get Bruce cambo and couldn't Tarantino to team up on something cuz i might be not hard I don't think that's a difficult team up honestly here's the thing so you think sam raimi done that sort of a sequel yeah personally I I don't know I here's I I love Bruce Campbell he's he's Bruce Campbell I mean there's a movie he did where he plays himself trying to help a town rid themselves of demons but he plays himself like I think that he's so in tuned with his audiences fandom and his characters um and it's he's just so perfect for I mean obviously he's ash no one else can play ash and he's just so great I make super excited for this so come how have you ever seen this have you ever seen him in like a live Q&A or yeah not a transcript of when he was picking up girls on the stage yeah yeah did you just think he's got swagger yeah he's definitely oh yeah yeah yeah and he flirts on twitter is an obvious oh go ahead sorry no go ahead where you think I was like he just plays with an audience like nobody I've ever like not even like like he could just do like okay we're gonna give you a stage for an hour you can do whatever you want and just talk and and he could have come up with just so much fun stuff I saw I wasn't there but I saw a video where a friend asks hey would you call a friend of mine on my cell phone and he picks up the phone and basically I guess it was like his mom or something and he says hello is this Roger said yeah we have Steve okay he's like okay hello he call him back so I so don't you haha is this Roger yeah we still have Steve we want the money doesn't turn off ila I love him he's just he's just so funny and he gets his fans and he's entertaining and if you are ever at a convention where he's at and he goes to a lot of smaller conventions to not just comic-con I've seen a middle because I got all the small conventions as well he's really good at photo ops he'll he's like he'll do anything in a photo op he's like totally for that and also he's just really good with his fancy I've never heard fans complain about him he doesn't do the diva thing he's just really funny and really humble and really grateful to his fans and I think that shows and I just can't wait for the show I'm just super excited so maybe we'll do a follow-up on cnet and we'll do like kind of a review roundtable review of of this of this show so I'm excited and lucy lawless is great so I think we should live blog it I did yeah yeah it's gonna be it's just gonna be my favorite thing I think for Halloween my daughter wants to see it awesome I don't know yeah I do it well you know I saw Exorcist when I was seven I turned out though is his 13th when I is five yeah me too i saw right movie when I was oh I'm sorry I thought I yeah its 1970s parenting yeah well we got about 10 minutes here to move on to a few real monsters uh real monsters in air quotes over the course the last few months we could've been keeping an eye on the Loch Ness monster as we do for you here on crave keeping a on the real monsters of the world and unfortunately for Nessie fans around the world it seems that the Loch Ness monster may have been catfishing us all these years I wrote a story a few weeks back one of the premier Nessie hunters in the world after 25 years he's decided that he thinks the Loch Ness monster is really a giant catfish a delicious catfish I mean but a giant catfish ladies think about it is a little scare of his life huh yeah that's dad in like the like the early language he gave up everything moved to walk nest to hunt for Nessie full time and after almost 20 years he's decided that all the evidence points to this being a a very large species of catfish that was introduced probably around the early 1900s for fishing and they can they can grow to like in men's sizes and the Victorians wanted a bowl cleaner for their for the law might implicate does this catfish have a long neck I mean I I feel like wasn't Nessie's supposed to look more like a brontosaurus and less like at long john silver's platter like the famous like wrong neck photos like from the early 1900's have been debunked a while ago clearly I need to catch up where are you elodie beers sorry I thought it was I thought that was it's kind of like the Bigfoot photo right where he's like in the forest I guess that that's not real either this is fun Santa most famous one yeah that's the one everyone knows that looks like a catfish sticking his arm out or yeah yeah it's just an arm I hope an arm Eric one of your Commodore suggests but um if what happened was Nessie was devoured by the giant catfish which mending is wrong oh my god catfish are terrifying which will then will be devoured by a shark tornado as we learned from shark sharknado 3 that it can go into space it can go into Scotland it can go anywhere so I'm cuz sharknado was a real thing right that's oh yes okay blue legit I remember that being an issue when Shark Week was happening that you'd start to get all these like fake shark documentaries popping up and people going oh this is amazing cuz it's on Discovery Channel or history channel or wherever and you found out now this is this is a reason that history channel has the ancient aliens does it necessarily mean it's real you know I lived down the road from george RR martin who's in santa fe and so i can confirm that the reason the books are not done yet is because he was decapitated by a flying track Oh ain't that always the way though I thought they should have killed him in a red shirt wedding but that was just me wasn't that a billy idol song yeah that's a billy idol rich so it's a catfish anything else do we know how it tastes do we know what it's named chip what you know what's interesting is about a year ago I think there was a picture from Apple maps of Loch Ness that cropped up that um you know appeared to show the Loch Ness monster some people said it was actually looked like the wake from a boat but it does kind of match the outline of this same species of catfish so we may we may have settled that one once and for all um be ironic if somebody found something like this with Apple maps how ironic well they all the drivers were directly missing together yeah they wanted to they wanted to like drain the lake I remember that they wanted to send down some like underwater drones it sounds like a you free I'll be right back I gotta go drain the lake what Danny I think you're training your dragon what what Danny we're sorry we're neglecting you what we saying I'm trying to I'm trying to really force this joke so brace yourself okay okay i think that i think the pics are we you know one time I think it was a log at one time it was we said it was just a catfish one and now it's a boat I think what we're missing is that Loch Ness is a shapeshifter yeah like he can that's not a joke that's real I would I don't believe that I I mean that's if i learned anything from X Files shapeshifters didn't take any shape hence the name what's the name yeah I agree with that I mean or could be an alien I think there was one episode of ancient aliens that thought that Loch Ness was an alien so if there wasn't there will be in about a week no what other monsters do we have to debunk errors we got one more Monster and then we gotta run I did a bit of monster debunking myself earlier this month you may have seen but something going on the internet it was a picture from the Mars Curiosity rover that appeared to show a woman in like a flowing dress standing on a rock on the surface of Mars as usual it's a black-and-white grainy photo but there's this figure that those look like a woman with long hair in a dress and so that went around the UFO conspiracy sites and Huffington Post and all over the place and so I called NASA to get their opinion and the guy the guy at NASA was like right you know we get this call like every day yeah he said he hadn't heard about it you know we get snotty said we get some kind of call along these lines somebody thinks they see something in a photo I mean cuz there's dozens of photos that come back from although the rover's like every day and people are always going through it with a fine-tooth comb and so you know wall I was waiting to hear back from a scientist which actually still haven't I went through some of the other photos from the same day from the same spot that this photo of an allegedly strange woman was taken and he my paper no worries even if you can scroll down to the very bottom I posted another photo and it's a photo of the same angle of the same spot on the same day on Mars but it's taken from just a different camera that's a little higher up on the rover so it's not and so you actually get a little piece of the rover's wheel in the shot which means that if there is a woman on Mars she's about two inches tall all i care to say the rubber ran over her it would be unfortunate yeah i love these shots because there's such a Rorschach test I think I see I'm pretty sure I saw jalwa or at least RTD to someone right I thought it's funny that people project gender on to this little figure you know I mean so it's somebody in her it would be Marcia somebody's in a row what's up what's toward about that you know me are Jedi wear robes Marcia Marcia Marcia why is it always Marcia yeah I love this stuff it's like the Jesus in the toast turns out it's really Bigfoot there's a lot it's Nessie yeah i just wanted that phone here's all the assets still getting calls about this always gets calls i think it's amusing that they answer them you know they still did you know they shuffle this off on like one point I honestly thanks detective I honestly think that's old hat nASA has a division for this because when I was I when I was like eight I wrote them a letter asking them I think it was an ET came out I asked him if they had any internships at NASA for talking to aliens and helping them get home and wrote me this nice letter back saying that you know there's no UFOs there's no you know that the galaxy is big but we have not come across any aliens it was a big you know conspiracy theory letter I thought but no but that's to an eight-year-old yeah it was to an eight-year-old but I thought that was sweet ya know that's what I think they have they must know i canna version they must have a full customer service division just dedicated to UFO people and kids doesn't happen to have leg i turning the press officer Ian Aykroyd what's that but what if i want i see you know you you said you wrote to NASA by ET i did the same to dan Aykroyd um last notice how I was 26 he sent you to Austin haha and a Christmas cola vodka yeah I I spoke to actually the press officer for for Mars exploration at NASA and I called him I the answer the answer the phone and I you know I told him what i was looking into and they're loose up there was a pause on the line kind of a sigh and you just want what ya know it could be an astral we're not doing this you know we just to be I just want to commend you Erica's we may be the only blog that actual and when I'm a blogger legit news site we might be the only legit journalist that decided to actually ask NASA for their opinion yes sir we did this recalled FAC fact checking where we actually call NASA and people that would give us a straight answer or at least the right one on what this is as opposed to just reblogging when everybody else is blogging so thank you for taking the time to actually call NASA that even though they gaped and discussed at you on the phone at least you got a lately yeah Hawaii you like to climb yeah very nice yeah but what I mean what's really amazing to me is you know this the the page on NASA and I like I said anyone can go look at this image and people go comb through and look for funny things but like you know on the same page where this image was found with the woman you know like five images down is the one that I looked at that's the same thing but with a wheel and it they actually give a perspective yeah you know so I mean everything out there you know people thank you for very very tiny woman is rubbing it that's probably got like cause of what why there 2 inch women on North Hollywood haha oh this is awesome I think I think we're gonna have to leave it there wait can I one more thing so I wrote this story last night because I knew we're gonna do a horror theme so I it's called goth box and it's one of those subscription mystery boxes that you can get the Kickstarter campaign to help us like get off the ground just a box is a box of awesome guy it is it was my nickname in high school oh it's a gloomy box full of goth stuff and the cool thing is is I think it's the only one of its kind cuz usually you get like loot crate or narwhal unicorn bacon whatever there's always some weird geeky box um that's out there for geeks but nothing for Goths and wait and I guess what's in it can I get so uh yeah adderall sir black eyeliner so ashes me the ashes of ex-boyfriends like unicorn tears no no it's it's got like it could be good it could be customized for different Goths so if you're like a steam punk goth or if you're true no God yeah I'm spare if you're like a geeky like if you're gonna kind of got that likes to craft if you're like the kind of guy that likes you know just straight-up horror and you just like you know like vampire stuff so it's actually they send you a little questionnaire and you say what kind of goth you are and you that's a sample of one of the things that could happen in goth box for you when there's like goth candy got jewelry I have one like-for-like Visigoths yep they have dirty yeah exactly yeah it's for guys or girls so they they have it gender specified if you care about gender specified your stuff so you just don't end up with a bunch of jewelry if your deed but there's there's some cool stuff here so I interviewed the creator of the goth box about why she thought that there should be a goth box and she said Goths deserve mystery boxes too and they need cheering up and I was kind of organic bubbling and I know and I'm a I'm a goth even though I'm wearing color right now I'm doing this because my mom says I need to wear more colors I don't look dead so I'm wearing rainbow sweater right now but I am goth and I am getting this box because I think that Goths deserve a little bit of Wednesday Addams to show up at the door stone you have to wear certain clothing just give you very good yeah gosh that's pretty guy and I forgot yeah anyway sorry I wrote this story I wrote the story today and you can check it up on sina and you can check out the kickstarter but i wanted to just slip that in there before we left because I actually did i stayed up till three in the morning to write this article because i didn't know if we'd have no spooky stuff to talk about clearly I was wrong but you're welcome internet awesome yes Thank You Bonnie and thank you everyone for for washing today we're gonna have to wrap it up we'll have to talk about the matrix next time that's actually something I'm still working on anyway so we'll learn in a future crepe guys if we're living in the matrix you still just one figure that I am assembling the evidence so thank you everyone as always you can find all the stories we talked about on cnet com / crave find us on twitter at crave and for Bonnie Burton Kelsey Adams Jeff Sparkman Danny Gallagher and Steven Beecham I'm Eric Mack this has been the crave cast and we'll see you next time you