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hello and welcome to the crave cast this is the summer blockbuster spectacular edition and it's also the one-year anniversary of our first in studio crave cast so today we're gonna be looking at all the new geekier movies and TV shows that we're excited about going into the summer season i am your host eric mack and i'm joined by stephen Beecham Bonnie Burton Jeff Sparkman and Kelsey atoms in the cnet studios in San Francisco and also via the magic of skype from tejas is new crave minion Danny Gallagher so we got a bunch of people already in the YouTube chat room and in the livestream chat room you can head over those we're at the YouTube / seen that you'll find the crave cast link we're broadcasting live there also livestream.com / cnet go ahead and join us in those chat rooms you can also tweet at us at crave and at erics emac got any comments questions and I once again and live from my home town of Taos New Mexico and the beautiful offices of the award-winning taos news my hometown newspaper and one-time employer and in the taos news this week the paper tackled one of the topics of our show today the ultimately important avengers age of ultron and so now the taos news review you can see right there of what is arguably the first summer blockbuster says that it delivers the goods but they ultimately didn't find it as good as Captain America Winter Soldier so i'm not sure who in our group here is seen this one but if you if you've seen it agree or disagree um well first of all I need to point out my Scarlet Witch t-shirt nice excellent that bootleggers that like legit I don't know what you mean Betsy no good well bubble um okay yeah so I thought Ultron was entertaining but ultimately most of the characters were out of character and I really didn't like what did with Captain America particularly however I think a lot of the complaints about black widow or unjustified she's been a really key part of this whole Marvel Cinematic Universe she's been key to several of these movies and I think people are just willfully not seeing that possibly because Scarlett Johansson's performance is so low key maybe or something is it because I love interest with Hulk is that white people are like that I think that's part of it yeah anyway so to my bona fides here are that on my bedside table where other people keep a photo their family I have a DVD of winter soldier so if you with my opinion is this is literally true I could show you photos it framed no okay cuz I need to be watching so bright okay is it going to be able to snuggle with it yeah maybe oh oh yeah I think wieder so my word was better I'm not touching Sparkman's seen it I don't judge yeah I saw it what do you think it was cool Wow oak smash I thought you need Hulk smash I haven't seen it Simon seen I haven't seen any I'm still behind i still haven't seen Thor too cuz i'm not a big Natalie Portman fan it's not that great uh I'm big Loki fan though sighs she watchin I does have a good look II scenes yeah so I'm Way behind so when I watch age I'm not behind on agents of shield but of course when they give spoilers on agents of shield from the movies I'm like oh ok he's alive okay he's not dead okay that was a spoiler I guess oh I guess I should be shocked so if you're watching agents of shield know that you might want to watch all those movies including Ultron cuz i guess the most recent agents of shield they give away but Stefan Ultron i just i glossed over me I was just like okay whatever I know k is it wrong that I've kind of been avoiding agents of shield because I feel like I have to watch every movie no cuz like i said well i did I haven't watched I haven't watched any of them like I'm not caught up with movies there really isn't that much crossing over that's people complained about that they wanted more crossing over but yeah right that's what I was taking my mios and stuff but not really that big a deal okay it just feels like you have to read I hate reading footnotes so no no please feel like giant hole size and just read fan of fiction fan fictions better so just do that you'll get caught up okay you'll be totally misinformed but it'll be nice for Sherlock for example yeah anyway yeah so I feel like our the group takes scene then seems to be almost as unhelpful he went why were here do you want a fun watchable movie it is certainly that they packed in a huge amount of stuff they did pack in character arcs they're just out of character and lots of action and I mean there are three different women who talk I mean it's it's a good movie huh it's just not as good as Winterson I will say though that I know that there's been a lot of talk about the collectibles because there's no black widow figure and then the target commercial that shows them all in action is missing Black Widow and that you're like wait a minute and then the scene where she throws a car or something or something happens big time in the movie and they replace her with another of the Avenger male characters with the toy oh she comes out of a helicopter on a motorcycle that's it and they replace that with one of the dudes because you know the dudes have all the toys so he rides a motorcycle earlier in the movie and I guess that no one would know but if you do follow mark ruffalo who plays the Hulk if you follow him on Twitter he did post on twitter twitter to marvel hey where's our Black Widow actually my daughter once my daughter wants it so i think it's hopefully Marvel and hasbro listening and know that there are female characters deserve as many action figures as the dudes i really want to know why people are complaining about Black Widow so much and I'm not hearing people talking about how great Scarlet Witch was is this to me I thought the movie was all about her that's what I thought too and I haven't heard anything about scarlet witch from fans really maybe they're waiting because the next movie is gonna have more of her in it I don't know man this had her hero shot decided blowing the doors open yeah no no that's why I have a t-shirt yeah well oh well I'm gonna go see it again next all right so we'll move on to the movie I've seen I think I'm the only one who's seen ex machina did anyone else see that one no I want to see I want to see it how good was it it was really good it was it was thoroughly entertaining we had to decide between Mad Max and ex machina they both had really good reviews Mad Max seems to have great reviews mainly for the performances and the action sequences but ex machina had a really good story pretty good take on you know why we should be scared of AI yeah and also some nice uh you know a gentle satirize ation of Silicon Valley no I'm trying to be have you seen diamond I'm curious about this because I haven't seen this movie but I've seen the machine and I've seen robo Mata which is also i mean i've also no matter the one with them with any event yeah that one so rato mata and the machine also have and the Machine I thought was very close to what I saw in the trailer of this because obvious that female AI and there's story it's not like a romance but there's that kind of level of empathy going on and it was just interesting and so I'm definitely excited to see this movie I think we're going to see more and more movies like this too as people start exploring a I more as a possibility in real life I just I've seen all three of those and this would be my favorite of all three and I like and I liked all three but this is probably the it has the least action and the most kind of thinking going on and and some really you're like that just to was Ernie was like was there any kind of shoutouts to Blade Runner and replicants and that whole discussion of do replicants have you know like any kind of rights and that sort of thing or was it a strictly no they I know there's some there's a lot of ethical and moral discussion going on for sure that's actually a big part of it I just think it's interesting this came out and chappy came out very close to each other and chappies more about a robot with a I and this is more about a humanoid robot Android replicant type thing right right right and it's you know the first movie directed by alex garland who of the what do you do the beach and he did some other stuff more recently for those that have seen alex garland movie since 1997 but yeah I I give it I give it two thumbs up for sure I'm dominicks in the new Star Wars so you know was that true yeah yeah Dominic license in the new Star Wars so hmm excellent yay so so I think a few of you saw the one that I passed on to see ex machina though which is mad max um what fury road right that's what is you saw that Danny saw this and I realized everybody on twitter has been blowing up about how this is worth waiting 30 years it's the best action movie of ever and so on right what do you think ya tell us you me um I don't like to use superlatives but this is the greatest thing my eyes have ever seen no no this was so much fun and I mean I kind of a naturally wary of hype because whenever someone tells me oh you have to go see this i read a review that's like oh this is a greatest thing ever you know my mind is kind of like okay it can't deliver this this that this gets there this is like the way I look at it is like it's totally a fan movie it's totally for fans of the man max trilogy but it moves so fast that like you could know nothing about Mad Max and still enjoy it so I was following I was following the stunt woman that was in this as playing charlize theron stunt woman oh yeah she posted a bunch of stuff on Twitter of just all because they did a lot of them did their own stunts and a lot of the stunt people got thrashed so I just was curious what you thought about the stunts did you think they were believable that were they interesting enough that they did they capture your attention or was it a little over the top with the violence it was I mean it's it's when when you look at the characters the violence is kind of justified because you have this you have this great villain I can't remember the guy who plays the toecutter but it's the same actor oh I'm gonna get reamed for this oh I can't remember gonna hear any weeds now okay that's what the chat rooms for ya mom look it up on IMDb for me right now i would google it but i'm not typing toecutter into search in case i gots a google image i don't want to see but no the guy too many the characters and the plot justify the violence cuz you again if you know the lore and you know right where r it's like okay yeah the people are in stained and resources are depleted and you know one person can kind of owned by the way and I just I just as a side note you just saw the the giant ant playing war I don't know what you call him like basically like he's the the war drummer guitar guy the guar I'm just totally shredding not true that's gone right there if anything she knew that was coming yeah but when I saw that in the theater yeah we got to be very careful but I would say this i laughs I laughed my son thing off okay your spleen yeah let us say much whatever comes in pairs um I am i fired no I'm okay lots of things i dint Paris like I saw that I knew that images come when I saw it on the screen and it was that big and there's fire shooting it that's like every heavy metal fantasy I've ever had yeah it's like a rhino Stein concert it is or alice cooper's the wild boys videos get out that was it look yeah okay looks like in the filming of this the the camera people were always moving backwards is that shouldn't you be I mean it the thing I love about it is it just starts and it just goes it doesn't it doesn't bog it down with exposition because it's very kind of a very familiar you know he loses his family and he's mad yeah it is max I mean that's all you need to know and it just starts and goes and just does not I mean there are some points where it gets heavy but it doesn't and I think that's important to the story cuz you know it just did I think would be just a big dumb movie did you see ya did you see in human vision or 3d certain 3d a shot at the mo drafthouse nice yes question so I really I I love Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome I mean I do want to see this and I love action movies but with the blender thing I think I revealed my problem with extreme torture and violence how like on a scale from beyond thunderdome to John Carter's ghosts of mars or beyond where would you put this um it's really not very brutal so like between temple of doom and saw bloody man there's bloody like there's heart coming out mola Ram style and then there's like creative is the culture Terry yeah I I would put it below temple of doom how many limbs how many limbs are lost finest movie I'm dance ah wait no wait no there is one but its a spoiler moment not I don't tell Toto but it's like about it look like it doesn't have to be I mean it's violent and it's loud and it's yeah you know ok that's what's about me but it's not like it saves it saves its violent moments so perfectly like it doesn't it doesn't have to be a big blood orgy doesn't have to show you limbs flying okay drive it home goodbye Lucy the more I won't say what it was there is one pretty blade moment that that's key but it's it knows how to pick its moments is what i like and i have heard to that it's like if there's there's kind of moments where there's almost like a feminist kind of feel to it too which is always I always like action movies with strong female characters and there's plenty of them in this movie of hurt so yeah obviously Charlene's a great example of that but then the brides as well so yeah she's great in it I mean they have kind of you know they have to have the bride's it's kind of like the feminine but even they have some of their moments they grow you know kind of badass good warrior fighters which isn't a good way to say it but um I'm sold I'm gonna go see this just forget I don't get the guys movement about why they hate the the strong female character so I could have stopped you could have stopped at the work after the word movement I don't know where that's coming from cuz it's just so weird to me because it's like horror sci-fi and fantasy have all had strong female characters I mean Ripley wherever's from aliens and the first alien movie was in nineteen seventy 1979 so it's like I don't know why we're talking about this now when we've had strong female characters and all of these genres even before the 70s I mean I deck it's anonymous anonymous people with voices I know I think it's just some I think it's just angry dudes that just suddenly found a podcast station to talk on so I don't know that's just we just we all need somebody to love I know anyway so thank you for because i am so i am so super excited for mad max I've been excited ever since think geeks April first fake kids mobiles water bottles yeah yeah I wish I'd said to see you the drafthouse had one of those little power wheels oh and i and i wedged my big fat you know what there and i think i broke it sorry dude it's on my face i wish i wish i wish i should have thought to share that with you cuz it's it's hilarious and my hair looks a lot better than it doesn't that's yeah I love that time I love the Mad Max kid thing that they did so thank you i will watch that for sure yes good four thumbs up yay alright so next on our list I don't know what to say about this next one too much it's I don't know too much about it I know Disney Clooney Tomorrowland that's about all I know yeah I feel too we have the trailer Stephen it's like well it's supposed to be like a willy wonka type thing right it's like a future is like a optimistic future is amazing section of the park right but yeah oh yeah cuz they're building a whole park out of it oh look how serious Clooney is no looked at kalyan who's on last month it's gonna do us a review of this is just like Tomorrowland they have riots at tomorrowland at Disney World yeah in the future Spanish grass will cover the way Greene's video app in that takes you to Kansas great okay I'm too jaded to appreciate I appreciate her boots they really wanted to make the book and it Disney World they just have lines everywhere yeah Tomorrowland of lines the lines of tomorrow are vertically George Clooney comes up like do you want to see the trans mafia later well here's a fastpass I could think I might i think i might be too old and jaded to go see this but i know there's so many disney fans excited for this film so as good as a review i've been seeing is you're gonna roll your eyes a lot yeah unless you're a disney fan and there are plenty of adult disney fans out there who are gonna love this so a disney theme park fan and I I kind of had my doubts about though really oh yeah like I mean I'll go and be a big dumb kid and yeah because because they serve alcohol now which is that space mountain yes yeah I think there's gonna be plenty of Easter eggs of the parks and this I'm sure see is there a text this is based on is there a book I missed or something or just tight on the ride just the rise deception didn't be a carousel of progress you remember parts of the Caribbean rate that way yeah that was a ride and then they made it into this huge battery yeah sure I've disturbs me about this is that eventually Disney's gonna run out of parts of the theme park your turn into movies I say run out I mean like are we gonna see like like a horror movie called the line I hope such a Hollywood hotel stay out yeah will be people who are trapped on Tom Sawyer's Island and well you know for the bathroom they're doing a movie too small world you guys do that right yeah yeah they announced that last year small world what's happening it was a whole list of movies all of us are like what like they're doing a monopoly movie they're doing a candle and movie there's a hey candy land did I just say that I hate candy land oh wait cuz we snakes and ladders man dressage I am tired of these months anyway um no can you land I'm just saying that game sucks when you're a little kid and you're colorblind because every time yeah all i have to say sad anyway small where I'm supposed to happen so mmm that could be you know what's not a small world is the new movie Jurassic world that's why he's the host ah which and I am confused a little bit about where Jurassic world exists in the the universe here you check it's on something right but is it sure is it in a world that we're Jurassic Park happened and then this is afterwards they picked up the pieces and rebuilt it yeah I yeah I what company was I think was an engine that was the original company that tried to build the park or is this a new company I don't remember the second Jurassic Park so was that jurassic park that was like in united states was like basically they had if i remember cuz my I was actually talking my dad about this that the the second book / movie was a separate island off of Island I'll island new new bar i think it was called yeah where's basically like their backup dinosaurs yeah first movie in the real and they and they they nuked of the island in the right can between the first in a second yeah uh Richard Attenborough's characters like a we've got we've got these we've got these sirs I guess there's a big glass thing they had to break to get him out or something like they had basically like a reserve island of dinosaurs and so um cuz the first one went so well right oh we totally got it covered this and then there was a third one or is this the third one third one this is the third okay the third one was somebody needed a directional my problem Colonel frontier director make a movie yeah you know after the first one the villain is the humans like they should not be doing this you know it's I don't know humans ever learn we never know we never learn you know everything ask ruler it's like you're going to the movie knowing these people are stupid our heroes just brought this on themselves it just makes me mad well except for Chris Pratt he's gonna say to us because this is basically a very long audition for the next Indiana Jones movie that is because that fast yeah well that's the best fast that's a mustache so I'm not sure that it's really but I kind of want to see this because what my plan is i'll see Tomorrowland and hate it and wish luck man I wish there were dinosaurs yeah in part Marlon ants yes then I'll go see this and be like this is a movie i wanted i wish i could have seen first yeah I'll go see this I remember seeing Jurassic Park when it came out in theaters and I just and I was an adult I mean I adult but in college I think and that scared the crap out of me so I yeah I'm excited for this well you know to tie it all together if you go back and read some of our cnet stories from a couple weeks ago I wrote one about you know there's an actual effort underway to bring back the woolly mammoth and there's there's a lab at home there's a lab at Harvard where they plan to do it in about the next five years yeah two and then we'll have woolly woolly world no that's the thing that's what you would think right that's what I know you risk miss I think what it really is about is about trying to bring back woolly mammoths to Siberia to try to bring back grasslands to lock in the permafrost to slow down climate change so really what they want to do is create that grassland from Tomorrowland that's cool but I so it's all interconnected man when you said they're bringing woolly mammoths to Siberia I was like please say they're gonna use him to fight Putin me it we have a lot of we supposedly have a lot of Russians in our chat room so feel free russian viewers to chime in on how you would like to have woolly mammoths spread across your vast country because I think that would be an interesting thing to chat about I I imagine there will be a lot of sweaters yeah I I just wonder how how do they taste not the Russians the woolly mammoths sorry here's the key question will they have ray Romano's voice god I hope so I hope so you know chat room is also interesting right now for the phenomenon of people showing up taking the time to come watch to tell us they don't have time for this nobody got time for this I don't have time for this i'm here yeah hey fine make time we all have 24 hours it just depends on how you use it that's all I'm saying nice resist okay so comic book people fantastic for God which is huh this one confuses me Kelsey you had some thoughts on this we boot right yeah cuz we already first one slot mmhmm yeah the one with you and Griffith who I still love but now don't because those movies were so terrible wasn't it from the shield the guy that was like a Michael Chiklis what's amazing is chris evans who's so good as Captain America was so hateful as Johnny torch I've never thought was the same guy but it is and he's not disguised and all there anyone interesting yeah he's a total bro in the first two yeah he's horrible but that is not I'm sorry I apologize to bros but um but that is not the movie we're talking about it's already really different oh yeah Fantastic Four movie I'm sorry did I cross along boys yeah Holly fan for stick is they actually appear to have title did man what fan for stick that okay what they put the four in for the a so it's like Fanta 400 fan-forced it okay just really difficult so yeah I know where they so what a bit version what's the dudes in this was the guy in the movie about the little boy he wants to dance ballet right yeah and the girl was in house of cards as a corner yeah this is lose who would work upcoming like I've causes twenty-something actors who aren't household names but you recognize that basically was the driver would lash yeah and there was Ben the doctor just Reggie kathy was was a Frank Underwood's down the BBQ restaurant that Frank Underwood went to how's the card so here's the thing I don't know anything about the comics of this group is this movie's supposed to be more like the comics or they ignoring the first ones were more like the comics cuz they they're cheesier white yeah like it's like it it's okay I can't it's like trying to do it's like if you turn Archie comics into madman desk soap operas oh my god you're on to something that is the best idea I've ever heard I'm saying but this is like mrs. issue yeah this and kiss feels like you're trying to add a gritty reboot to to something that's just kind of big dumb comic fun yeah and they made them all look younger than I that's a CW show basically doesn't it I'm not saying that in a bad way because i watch pretty much everything on CW so I'm Pro CW I'm just saying this is this being in a bad way this it feels like you can totally do that that's fine I'm just saying it feels like a CW show so whether you hate CW or left CW I think we can all agree it kind of feels like a CW show like I mean the first two were bad but I kind of expected that like the refrigerant was bad yeah there was a silver surfer oh yeah oh you try watching with the rifftrax know it does oh yeah yeah alright the first expected to be bad but it's like well I'm watching it cuz I want it to be comic book bad yeah you want to know it was like Tim Burton Batman right that bad we talking about no I'm winner great fight well then so the next one on our list if we can agree that that's just a CW show on the big screen the next one is what I really see as a great American success story in which an Austrian becomes a robot and then becomes the governor and then goes back to being a robot oh ok let me tell you my theory is very moving where are we terminator genisys oh ok ok so here's how I see this movie the Khaleesi sorry you know how Terminator 2 was for people who thought Terminator one was fun but they thought the robot was the coolest part so they said hey let's make that movie again but have the robot be the hero right yeah so then this trailer seems to be my how I figure they made this up as they're like okay I love Terminator 2 everything except for that kid I hate that wouldn't it be great if Sarah Connor and the term ater would team up and just hunt that kid with a shotgun and the Terminator 3 was with the hot robot right the hot girl right so I figured somebody said this person you know what okay so my watch dad somebody said this is critical okay yeah this series is always interrogated humanity and and it would make sense of jungle those are eventually started to combine the two and they're like yeah whatever just just have his mom on him down and kill him that's all I want to see there she is basically for everybody that watched Rambo and wish she'd just step on a claymore haha it's also kinda like aliens you know well you can't really have a gun in an enemy without eventually saying we're all one and heroes know right same yeah I mean I think that's pretty played out at that point really covered by this that's a good way to cook I mean I'm i'm just literally confused of who I'm supposed to be rooting for at this point like I don't know they could try to make it confusing really I have anybody explode my guess John Connor the guy I'm like a circle clear is it the robot and you're trying to kind of redeem him is it Skynet is the hero now like I have no idea what going on for america america we're Cylons the hero is our governor is the H is a terminator aging do they have aging technology wonder about aging technology and robots because we're gonna have this problem with Harrison Ford and the blade runner he will never get older okay sorry yeah cuz I mean Harrison Ford is not the same deck with it so they don't have a younger one and a younger terminator in this one like look like what they did with tron the less Tron they CGA out CDI everything yeah st. coming up in the trailer I thought I saw ya kinda looks about 13 to anybody else but this is that her ain't supposed to be like a younger Sarah Connor that I know and there's a young arnold right there yeah they put him in there you go there's your answer they just snuck him in yeah this has got to be the most confusing University franchise really I am genuinely confused I have no idea who I'm gonna go they go through all these different times you know like different period the day the Terminator pretending to be other terminators it's like whenever they screw up like they sent him back in time and he didn't kill him right so I'm like okay we got to do something else we got to go back further and every time you get changing reality yeah yeah yeah it's like back to the future it's like butterfly wings was that show what I isagoo shutter Flicka what if I thanks sorry girl eat it up sorry butterfly kisses with ashton kutcher that's Steve Jobs movie was my kisses kisses a fact I would watch that I totally would next summer get this song out of my head gonna fly through these movies we got like 20 bottom line next so next is ant-man which we've talked about before but we have the trailer talked about it why is it against a man next why are you mad let's just skipping up mad late it's only fans oh right haters nobody love Paul Rudd all rights great it's just this I just don't understand how ant-man's cool ant-man's never cool the reason why it's cool because it's a very it's very like not very popular comic book so they're taking very obscure comic books and trying to bring them out and make the story I will wait four hours to get out cool howard the duck gets cooler already that once they're gonna do it again really yeah oh my you know howard the duck was the first yeah it'll be a duckling I'm sorry I mean I I love Paul Rudd I think this cast looks amazing I'm a big fan of the wasp I loved her I love that the original ant-man was and the wasp or the Avengers creators there are the founders of the vengers if you read these comics they have a very interesting origin story and backstory I just find this movie silly because we may do this is bearded silly but yeah it is totally so mean after Liberace he's never gonna be able to take you can't take him seriously I'm are high heaven I have a special kind of hate for him in because I'm mad that Edgar Wright huh yeah me too I like to me there wouldn't you wouldn't have this obscure comic book movie without cuz he was like i don't remember though we've been working on it for 10 years or eight years or something crazy wanna make and he picked this one that no one would ever make a movie about and and we just get the same cookie cutter comic book movie that I'm frankly tired of yeah I want to see what he's training with ants I think this I want to see how fuzz stop yeah me too training with ends though did you read that article at simon pegg got interviewed today is saying that comic book movies are dumbing us down and I kept thinking dude all of your movies are done in funny movies and you just wrote the new Star Trek you probably should shut up Simon right you made how to lose friends and influence you made us stupid yeah so anyway Rachel and man is not most excited about MN look to the west yes movie what's that I said I agree with what Bonnie said but I still have a bro crush on Simon Pegg and Nick Frost I do too I love Simon Pegg and Nick fur I mean here's the thing like the trio of Edgar Wright Simon Pegg and Nick Frost I think they should do as many movies as possible I wish we could just throw money at them and make them do stuff for our amusement frankly I want to see Nick Frost is ant-man oh god I'm not to think of what good character he could play though it would be a fun superhero character for him and there's just I don't I don't know I mean he's a funny guy too so i could make fat joke now but i want no he would have been better you would actually have been better in the next movie which conceptually is awesome it's called pixels it hasn't gotten a lot of press oh the video game video and were we're we're aliens take the form of video games that we have sent out into space I know through an Adam Sandler for once isn't doing Adam Sandler's Adam Sandler he's actually that Marcus and he kind of is though is he okay nevermind what's adam sandler and kevin lady pac-man and ms pac kevin is a movie yeah it's both of them that they're like the last two people want to see in this movie yeah but I want to see the movie because it's awesome concept yeah it's basically we sent out all this Seto just watch trailer that's not a light playing yeah yeah yeah it's kind of like galaxy quest where the aliens basically they believed what we sent out but they thought right the wrong way and now they're sending these video game characters after us to destroy the earth so how can we do not get attacked by giant pongs that's it there no it's in the trailer i think its Qbert attacking yes but Hubert would never attack there's a trailer q'bert's in it its customers revenge he's gonna jump haha by the way apprecia mini yeah look at that look at that glory and the minis are the ghosts just so you know cuz we've been talking to the trailer I'm worried about the comedy in this cuz i remember i'm sure you all remember a futurama my name all the games so i don't remember that one nothing like donkey kong dong what was the one before that i don't remember the 14 I don't know you have to reward like uh had a thought my lost ah as I said a centipede they'd yeah galleries in there pac-man yeah there's a ghost he goes yeah product placement yeah Dinklage is a mess yeah I'll see King but there's your palm yeah there it is guys huh pong was using I think we are all gonna die alright that's combat really that's adam-san are not so sorry that sims no kidding uh this minecraft logo yeah flanker well i don't think i do minecraft though the logos aircraft it's all a tease oh no that's all old old school games yeah and then the intendo creator you will see a pac-man creator oh we talk to him you can say really hammer an actor no i think that's really him i don't know i just like to pretend this is awful yeah I kind of know how this is gonna this is pixelated I'm it's mixed up blood blood but you know Dinklage is great let mullets amazing yeah that's the thing I feel abandoned like Josh GAD and Peter Dinklage yeah grated disks and then I'm like why the hell are adam sandler and kevin because you know what Adam sound was probably paying for it cuz the doodling in money this is probably know that for this what I'm saying if we looked at all look at that I'm in love if I was ever gonna have a am in love never been so torn about a movie I've never been so turned on all right lost in the wrong movie though yes we've got time for just a few TV shows Supergirl we have just about Supergirl I think of everything this is actually the only thing that actually excites me uh so you have to any of the trailer for Supergirl it's very long trailer may be just put it on a talk but yeah who's excited we find if the trailer first because the trailers devil wears prada with a cape and I don't care how many people are gonna yell at me for saying this but when you watch the Super Girl trailer the beginning it's like okay she's Dino being sent away it's kind of a Superman there he is Superman my cousin blah blah blah it's great this looks awesome what how great this is get it quickly her mom is the chick from Nashville that left the show this is great can't wait and then all of a sudden it's an office comedy my Starbucks Oh herb are disgusted is a devil wears prada Calista Flockhart ya baba Zilla I have a rental benefits anyway places to play the same ease of the newspapers you got nerdy glasses I'm sorry yeah I'm sorry cute guy can't go on again with you what the Betty come in oh wait no just look look at this look at Calista look at Ally McBeal she's she's like gained one pound so far since the 80's 90's whatever she's still with us yeah yep yep she's mrs. Ford that'll be new and different yeah exciting hi I'm a klutz oh so Jimmy Olsen's in Africa Cassandra six minutes but ok so i guess trailer it's a first love girl right yeah right oh god my ovaries hurt so here I thing here I'm just gonna say my quick spiel and then you guys can all say how much you love the show but I think Supergirl is an awesome character and I've loved her since like the original 80s version from you know when it was crappy then too but here's the thing we don't have a lot of great female lead shows with superheroes agent Carter's not a superhero she's awesome but she's not a superhero practically but I know what you're saying Buffy was never a superhero she's practically but she was totally soon no no not a DC Marvel superhero that's fun it's not a yeah or any what I'm saying a part of like with a cape or a costume not like a typical awesome strong female character we're talking just wonder woman maybe Xena counts I don't know ionic woman Bionic Woman we haven't had a lot of this so it's really important we get this right because if it's done wrong we're never gonna get another chance because Wonder Woman we didn't even get to see that it was so bad the pilot I saw the pilot so and that likes told us for five years or something crazy this better be good or we're never gonna get anything again she is writing a plan she's writing a play a bad guy or she's just saving people from she's saving general from tragedies this there will be a bad guy this is where she pouts are sorry but here's the thing w no no so she's outing herself as Supergirl right now I was like oh my god it's just like Superman but she's kid girl but she's like hey so she's watching this on the couch she sees herself and giggles because she has her own hashtag okay it's annoying and there's the thing it would be a great CW show but this is CBS this is mainstream we need to do this oh wait a sec Supergirl should we be care k this is the part watch this part shouldn't you be called super woman what do you think is so bad about girl I'm a girl and your boss and powerful and rich and hot and smart so if you perceive Supergirl as anything less than excellent isn't the real problem you is this a good time for me to take why I hate this so very very way to go on okay here's to do they took the language of girl power right and they twisted it if I say I choose to embrace being a girl I think being a girl is great hey that's empowering if I say no you have to call yourself a girl because he wanting to be a woman threatens me because I'm a lot older than you and I'm still calling myself the girl so I need to take away your power that's not empowering and now they put that scene in as a lampshade to explain why it's called that but also so that people could be like Oh feminists got told you know yeah quit complaining nobody wants you with your women in this show you've all the women don't want you in this show get out you know I saw people doing that in the comments on Barney's oh my god yeah this is why they put that seen it and it's insidious and that makes me very nervous you want to see the evil of why I'm talking about why the show really needs to be done well and done right because we're gonna get the worst backlash ever of see this is why we can't have female character just superheroes read my cnet article because the comments is just like the dregs of society hate me for bringing up this is like Devil Wears Prada and I bring up this is exactly like this SNL spoof of the Black Widow movie trailer it really is yeah what I thought someone did a frame-by-frame comparison and it was almost exactly and then there's another blog that went on to say hey girls relax don't be all uptight about this blah blah on a feminist blog and the dude and it was written by a dude and it's like don't tell me not to freak out like I'm gonna freak out I'm a girl I want superhero characters that I can relate to I don't mind rom-coms I love girly movie we like fun we like I'm a FEMINIST who likes fun but don't screw with Supergirl she doesn't have to be super dark she can have fun like Buffy had fun Xena had fun but don't make her a joke don't make her into a CW character if it's not a CW show don't make this gilmore girls with a cape and by the way I love gilmore girls make this make this actually make sense for the audience and I don't think CBS knows what their demographic is with this show so I'm a little worried but the next day after this horrible first look was passed CBS showed another clip that just had all the action and no girly stuff no hey I wish I had a date but on time cuz i have to say the world no you're not a girl you're a woman no I'm a woman I'm a girl like none of that crap there was no frappuccino moments there was no awkward date moments there's no cleanse moments there was all this sounds cool right i mean yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna give it a try obviously i'm just hoping that it'll be better I'll support it but i guarantee you CBS is gonna cancel this i can almost bet my hands on it it just feels like they weren't way too safe yeah you know but i won't give them points for making Jamie Olson into James Olson and having him be african-american so at least it's sorted diverse can I just ask how many days is it take it to watch this trailer oh we've orange like how long has just been running it sorry Wednesday oh here here's the end yeah so you know I'm what ironically now that we've been ripping on the CW there is a more badass a female character in the CW show tomorrow um and I totally forgot the name of the character that's in the trenches all right come on hot girl alrighty to my white canary white canary yeah she came back I did she would cuz she'd spoiler I said she would spoilers she oh yeah she gets washed in the hot tub that the League of Assassins has as flash calls it the hot tub but it's like I'm sorry Azeris pit yeah that it's some sort of water that brings you back to life is it really called the Lazarus Pit yeah that's the Lazarus Pit that's what ratio al Ghul used yeah yeah yeah stay alive yep and that's how arrows sister stays alive to come back ok sorry spoiler oh I thought we are watching the Super Girl I didn't know it ended no but here's the thing because by shows are in the DC Universe they had said there might be some crossovers with Supergirl in the flash and I think Vanity Fair aw has a picture of them together so yeah they did a cover yeah yeah was do I think oh my god this actually looks good iron man was it no now that's a man which is DC's version of Moqaddas DMD autumn yeah I was I was blurry it was laura girls awesome ok that white Canaries great she came back so cool and that's the same actress actually that was playing yeah doesn't act the second version of canary on era well her sister took over the canary man tall narrow well no no but directly two actresses playing right the sister right not just yeah yeah I got it okay side note i think was Hawkgirl in the last injustice game yeah she was she was actually one of my favorite playable characters well now you get to see Rahab adventures now now I get to now I get to not be interacting with you can rape the other fictions that's not me and that's what fanfictions for who's gonna pick Amy for that okay what's next what sex oh I said pre to just to preempt the comments that people will leave the Adam came before a min okay thanks why I'm here that's our here and it's and it's not iron man I'm sorry yeah so many men you should be sorry for that so many costumes it was very I can see I'm hoping we can agree that the last two shows on my list should just go away no oh my god I loved it it was on a dress for the trailer okay where's the thing it's not I no one behind the show except for Geoff Johns has ever read the comic I think because the comic is one of the longest-running comics from vertigo which is a DC imprint and it has not it's not a police procedural at all the comic this is a police show because apparently every single comic that we love has to be turned into a cop show in order to be a TV show like a zombie cuz I zombies not a cop procedural but that's doing great just for a minute they look like a reboot of dynasty on those yes he does so this is Tom Ellis a British actor that's plain Lucifer he's doing a good job at least he's British at least I didn't like give an American boys cuz he's supposed to be British in the comic so must be blond kind of like a David Bowie guy bomb cool with this and he's actually really good at being swarmy which Lucifer is Lucifer is kind of a douchebag but yeah name like Lucifer right oh but he's a charming douchebag and the whole premise of the show is that he gets people to tell them their innermost desires so he's really good at interviewing suspects except for the cop that he's working with he can't read her thoughts or anything so that's why she's intriguing to him hmm cuz he she doesn't you know fall for his charms so you know of course that's traditional they do that a lot like a true blood did yeah yeah true blood that pretty much any any show where someone can read your mind but they suddenly can't read your mind like oh I don't know it's a spin on the old romance I've you're the one grows not chasing Vampire Diaries or I don't know there's so many shows like that but anyway it looks good because some of the characters are pretty awesome that's the Archangel so basically whole premise so you get he quits hell and comes to LA and runs a piano bar this is so insanely carnival Reimer but that yeah but he doesn t but that's what there's blow shins come in yeah this doesn't last though does it well here's the thing i don't think it's gonna last because it's on it's on regular TV right or is this a chance yeah fox is gonna talk about it Robert yeah do it oxxo get religious Fox cancel shows premature I don't know cuz sleepy hollow was made into a police show and that's it pretty well ABC is the king of canceling stuff though like I've given up like I don't think a bees I don't trust ABC like I looked through all the ABC shows that are happening isn't the Frankenstein code on maybes here is that Fox yeah I don't trust any of this they just they just got done gut their schedule and she did when you watch all these up fronts like when i watch TV previews I'm like should I watch it or I'm gonna jinx it cuz I'm pretty concerned I don't want to waste time on the season if they're gonna cancel it halfway through yeah so I don't think Lucifer's gonna stay cuz it's it's kind of Constantine concentrate hellblazer the comic amazing comic also from vertigo and it just lost it it's weird cuz it just started getting good right as they canceled it so well that was NBC NBC never knows when they have a good true yeah but that was based on a comic that's very much like Lucifer and then we have preacher coming but that's I don't know if that's gonna be on cable so that's who knows that might have more legs that might have more legs can like The Walking Dead where you have a little bit more freedom to be violent and I see what you did there 30 alright so so final word um I'm gonna take two final words mine is heroes reborn just forget about not that shouldn't happen and now we can all take another final word which is let's go around and say what we're most excited about for the summer of everything we've talked about Danny why don't you start oh did me last cuz that's right about Kelsey for the summer or just like tomorrow I guess I don't know what Mad Max obviously okay legends of tomorrow mad max um Jeff what excites you the most but everything we talked about nothing i'm dead and so oh the legends of tomorrow sounds pretty cool especially now that they're gonna let the atom actually shrink there you go um i don't know like i am excited i'm sort of excited about Lucifer by know they're gonna cancel its I don't get my hopes up actually if all the up fronts and this none of this ship the shows not even gonna happen until 2016 and lucifer's not happen until 2016 but I was most excited about the Muppets so I just want the muppet show so excited they're doing it documentary style I think it's gonna be hilarious bill preity from Big Bang Theory's writing it co-writing it it's gonna be amazing so I'm all Muppets so that's like the most Ungava i can say but I freaking love Muppet so the Muppets Muppets Gotham ogre kata Mabus the surprise vote for Muppets okay I'll go along with Mad Max cuz that the sales job everyone did was too much to pass up Danny people you get the last last word Danny Danny okay new guy um I'm gonna have to go with Magic Mike XXL no no no please make that be either that or vacation no no it's there's there's not enough whiskey in the world to me totally no offense um no I'm really excited two pictures I'm really excited that pic stars coming back with a new movie inside out looks great and I just love that they cast Lewis Black is anger I think that's you can't do better than that and what was the other one oh and train wreck I know I'm going outside of the geek realm no that's cool I'm a big I'm a big Amy Schumer fan and that actually looks good cuz she wrote it too yeah she wrote it that happens now may finally get a movie that people will see and I feel like she's a new Amy Poehler I don't know if I should say that but she just feel like she's everywhere now like I searing so much stuff from the TV show from Stan's she's doing another stand-up show she has this movie coming out and she has like a book coming out looks just like all over the place so it's kind of cool to see that she's got a beverage coming out I'm just glad none of you so I'm just I just wanna say I'm glad none of you said entourage so thank you oh that reminds me no all right let me see entourage wants entourage in space oh you'll see it then you don't know you just my even oh yes demon oh yeah I'm definitely a big fan of this ex machina I got to see that movie it looks it looks the most interesting about the arrow statement has kind of had some gattaca vibe I don't know I like gattaca yeah there's something like that in there for sure all right well that is about all the time we've got with apologies today to the CW and despite and CBN working well to be fair I am gonna watch the flesh oh and I'd like to Tyler Perry yeah all right that's all the time we've got for the crave cast until next month i'm eric mack and signing off for kelsey adams Bonnie Burton Steven Beecham Danny Gallagher and Jeff Sparkman we'll see you guys next time take care you