Gadgetory

I never really cared much about the movie avatar but after visiting Disney's new Pandora world I'm filled with the urge to adopt this baby Banshee and spend all my money on merchandising how did this happen after all James Cameron's 2009 sci-fi blockbuster was so long ago but Disney found a way to breathe new life in magic into this universe a land inside Florida's Animal Kingdom theme park the goal is to envelop you in the native Navi culture first off when you travel to another star system you better eat some funky look and alien food the Pandoran twist on a cheeseburger comes packed in a soft bow bun with little gummy ish Bobo balls sprinkled on the side kind of taste like a little cheeseburger in a world of blue people naturally there will be blue deserts and apparently the Navi know how to party because there's plenty of colorful booze see if you're afraid to ride the banshee this could give you a little bit of courage all of the Disney employees here are trained to speak in the native Nobby tongue and if you're wondering what they're saying about you just pick up an electronic translator for $20 stick in the card and hear the pronunciation sim back Oh beautiful I love it see boxing buckle there are 90 cards to collect with bonus packs sold separately it's easier than Klingon for $75 get your face scan to make yourself into your own Navi action figure and for an extra charge there are plenty of accessories to jazz up that loincloth but money is no object when your nerding out after all the only way to truly honor the ancient Navi culture is to take some of it home I want them off