Gadgetory

that should be a great president well you never saw a guy with a chainsaw hand before he doesn't care what anybody thinks I'll be at a press conference I get three bad questions and I'd shut the whole thing down and walk out because I'm the president he's running on get out of my face leave me alone the next one of you primates even touches me I'll talk to you when I want to talk to you let's talk about how I get back home I think we should get rid of taxes everybody dies here it's just a rule death taxes more death and I don't pay taxes so all I know is death yep we want axes not taxes meet with the Soviet Union because I'm gonna be so hungover I'll be the greatest negotiator ever is you just the guys in your office Oval Office like Putin you just go right right for his throat right right from the go get and your own guys have to pull you off of him and his own guys you know and that's how you start negotiations you go for his throat oh well the bedrooms got to get you know black lights water beds bongs you know we got it we got a deck that place out better ventilation so we get the reefer going you know so that the Secret Service guys don't get all weird you know you allowed to write in a vote so I think he's gonna get the write-in vote so you won't have to make that horrible decision ash will win the world will be saved when evil shows up it blows up still working on the slogan axis not taxes