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what's up prizefight fans it's time for Tex ultimate Throwdown showdown I'm Brian Tong and we've got a face-off like no other we're taking the two biggest names in tech and throwing them in the prize fight ring it's Bill Gates versus Steve Jobs and this one's going 10 rounds so hold on to your butts round one is baller status whose pockets are lined with so much cash that money ain't a thing and they can make a brain all day Bill Gates current net worth is that fifty eight billion dollars and Steve Jobs is at 5.4 billion Bee Gees rolling 10 times stronger this round goes to gates first you get the money and round 2 it's all about power fortune releases their power 25 lists each year at the end of 2007 Bill Gates ranked seventh and who do you think is numero uno you got it Steven Paul Jobs he's change the game for computing music wireless phones retail and Hollywood and no one has more influence over such a diverse group of businesses jobs flexes his muscle where even at 1 next up who's got three fridge you've heard of the options backdating scandal with SJ but he's been clear that VG this guy has a criminal record he was arrested for speeding and driving without a license sure it was 31 years ago but there's the mug shot to prove it that's right gangsta gates takes the lead ground for education both Bill Gates and Steve Jobs dropped out of college to pursue their dreams but the odds of you doing the same thing taking over the world and ending up on a prizefight pretty slim so go get your diploma and educate yourself people nobody gets a point this round next round it's vector you've heard the stories about Steve Jobs plus he outright smack talks Microsoft in his keynote and have you seen those ads what he got planned we just gonna copy everything you did in 2007 no contest here Steve Ott was the dick six employment history Bill Gates has run Microsoft his entire life and is stepping down on his own terms to run his foundation Steve Jobs was ousted by the company he built then returned to Apple to make it bigger and better than it ever was SJ is pulling away and I can hear the Apple fanboys cheering with glee appearances next whose passion is fashion Steve Jobs you know he looks in the mirror like a lot picks out the perfect pair of Levi's and he uses that lint remover on his st. Croix black mock turtleneck before lacing up his box fresh New Balance sneakers now William looks in the mirror twice a week maybe in the morning and if disheveled his style well then he's got it but he wears different shirts ties pants even colors he changes dates gives us something to look at every time and he takes his round we're almost there people round eight is cult leader status who makes people cheer even weep and scream like little girls at a Hannah Montana concert when he announces the latest product even though everyone in the crowd already knows how it looks and the specs for it three words reality distortion field it's a real thing look it up in Wikipedia and when 3G actually gets announced oh all hell is breaking loose Jobs can lead a cult like no other next round it's all about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are both married men so who has the hotter wife and you have to pick one it's really like comparing apples to oranges and if you have to ask me I'm picking apples baby so after nine hotly contested rounds SJ leads five to three this doesn't look good for BG what's the final round that will decide it all it's philanthropy who gives till a hurts I'm sure Steve Jobs has privately given to a lot of charitable causes the fact is he terminated all of Apple's corporate philanthropy programs in 1997 the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has donated tens of billions of dollars in every US state a more than 100 countries the bottom line B G is changing and saving lives we're giving him a triple point score in this round so total up the final score and it's six to five making him your prize by winner thanks for having fun with us and I hope I didn't hurt anybody's feelings cuz at the end of the day both of these guys are billionaires I'm Brian Tom and we'll catch you guys next time on another prize fight what bro