Gadgetory

hey I'm Emily Dreyfuss and I'm Korean TV and welcome to the final episode of rumor has it that I'll be co-hosting sad face but don't worry the show will go on after Emily leaves but for today we're going to try to cram in all the things that Emily loves most about tech rumors into one show okay wait does that mean that we're only going to talk about cable cutting innovations and that every single Apple rumor you're gonna sing to the tune of achy breaky heart no first up an apple rumor I promise I won't sing it because my grandmother told me I'm tone-deaf but seems lacking i watch is really gonna happen see what I did there even apple analyst Gene Munster our favorite person in the world thinks that apple should make an iWatch now the New York Times is adding credence to this rumor with the cool news that the iWatch will have curved glass Corning's new flexible willow glass that we saw at CES could be the mysterious curved glass in question I think that you should buy this for me as a consolation prize for you going to Boston and for me singing achy breaky heart definitely more xbox 720 news source speaking to gaming site kotaku has reportedly obtained two xbox 720 development kits as well as a system overview document which details the specs of Microsoft's next-gen platform and that source is the magical super day who has been a next-gen console source before who is this guy and how does he get all this stuff no but according to super super diet and updated and improved version of the Kinect will ship with every Xbox meaning it will no longer be an optional add-on gamers will need to have the new Kinect plugged in and calibrated for the Xbox to work at all according to the sources see I can see how this is a benefit for game developers if every Xbox has to connect every game can be developed with this tech in mind however for people living in a small apartment this news is terrible if I start dancing around in front of a Kinect I would knock over my couch my coffee table a cat and would possibly fall out of the window how is that fun now before I leave the show forever I want to use some of what I've learned from watching the rumor mill like a hawk lo these many years to give you my top 5 predictions for the future of technology forever and ever number 5 apple will release a new iphone it will be a negligible improvement over the last one and then they'll do it again number four samsung will also release a new phone that is negligibly better than the s3 and it'll also be pretty good it'll have more features in the iphone 6 but no one will care whichever phone you like more iphone or samsung half the world will think you're worse than hitler and the other half will high-five you number three people will finally revolt against the notion that laptops are dying and tablets are taking over listen humans still use language to communicate and language is composed of letters which have to be typed up in order to form words so therefore we need keyboards so therefore we need computers so their number two wearable tech body monitoring tech and our newfound obsession with neuroscience and body chemistry will conflate into embedded gadgets that will tell us when to sleep when to eat when to get some sunshine and why we should suddenly listen to half of your music and those gadgets will be able to play the happier music to boom and finally number one this is the technological advancement I want to happen most and I believe in my heart that it will though I will be a wrinkled and gray and too feeble minded person to enjoy it by the time but one day my grandchildren will witness a revolution the cable companies will release us from the shackles of advertising and pre bundled cable deals and let us pay the cable TV ala carte they will treat us like the adults we are the studios will realize that advertising is a broken model that has ruined print media and it's coming for TV too and they will go where the New York Times bravely went before them to a subscription-based model and all will be right with the world bravo Bravo that happens what do you guys think will any of emily's predictions come true which ones do you think will come true don't forget to vote that's our show everyone wait why are you dressed like a hot dog because I've secretly always wanted to wear this and I thought you were going to make me wear it for humiliation one day but you never did so I decided to take into my own hands because I probably got the ps4 release date rumor wrong and I won't be here when we find out what a way to go out Emily classy as always it is also as a hot dog that I want to say to you my co-host and co-parent of our show rumor has it that I am so happy that you're going to take care of our baby while I am gone living on the east coast and if there is anyone in the world who can handle the demands of a feisty cranky selfish sleep-deprived constantly pooping rumor mill it is this lady right here and I promise that I will send you child support from Boston and buy a child support do you mean that you'll still help write it of course I will even over skype right and that's our show everybody please share your rumors that rumor has it at cnet com or call us up 1 800 750 cnet and tweet us love you guys i'll miss you I'll miss you you