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there's me with Reggie Watts there's me with the broken lizard guys there's me with James Gunn and here's me with Josh GAD well last week we asked for love questions because this is our Valentine's Day episode and I'm your love expert I guess I don't know what makes me a love expert I've been a relationship for a very long time that's gotta count for something what the hell is a love expert doesn't matter let's get to these questions you and your wife get to go on a romantic vacation to a fictional video game setting of your choice where do you go I feel like we would probably see what the Green Hill Zone had to offer I'm Sonic the Hedgehog even though it's kind of like beachy I feel like I could like find a place to relax there and oh you know what is really nice the the snow level in Mario 3 where you're just like sliding on your butt the whole time it seems like a fun vacation good question what's the best song to help get someone over a broken heart and I guess that's why they call it the blues by Elton John God that songs beautiful do you enjoy those chalky message heart candies does anybody really have you ever seen anybody eating a bunch of them like out of a cup or something they're just to send meaningless messages to one another or to throw at people it's someone who has been in a relationship for a while is the expert it's not someone who bounces off relationships all the time the on the I know love at it's humanity what is the best food other than spaghetti to reenact that kissing scene from lady in the Tramp assuming you're a dog you don't have to be a dog to do that sour punch straws Twizzlers Charleston chews mozzarella sticks and onion rings we've been together at 15 years man what doesn't who know who knows a lot better than that at Virtua mantis now that Taco Bell has a wedding chapel what other brand should host weddings medieval times it's been 15 years I didn't even get to try out the swipey apps best 80 / early 90s hairband ballad Tim you've asked a question that has literally infinity as the answer but I'll just pick one out of thin air winds of change by scorpions what is the best video game love story ever told and don't say Link and Zelda all right I'm not gonna say Lincoln Zelda I'm gonna get serious with this one The Last of Us DLC the relationship between Ellie and Riley like amazingly written a beautiful story that is the best worst date experience Oh IRA it was my senior prom when I had asked this girl to go with me she's like yeah I'll go it was like the day the money was due and I'm like you're coming right and she like totally blew me off have you ever bought a Valentine's gift knowing you would get more enjoyment from it than your significant other yes I thought my wife would love a big-screen TV and she didn't it was like I showed up in a tux and I was like hey and she's like in sweatpants is like sorry dude I'm not going but she definitely ghosted me back then that stays with you I'm almost for 36 years old I was half my lifetime ago that stays with you I know roses will be number one how do you know but what's your top three flowers to give on Valentine's Day I have opinions on flowers there's something a little weird about giving someone you love a dying thing it is actively dying fine let's put that aside I like the dead flowers that you can like decorate a wall with they're already dead so it's not a sad process and they just look nice you can make really interesting sort of sculptures in wall art with that best themed Valentine's cards you can remember from your childhood Ninja Turtles ones it was all Pizza like everything for them is pizza they're so one-dimensional I love the Ninja Turtles but all of their Valentine's cards were like you are the cheese to my pepero we get it you guys are turtles and you like pizza but they didn't branch out at atomic death cult how do you celebrate Valentine's Day with mrs. Jeff Barney you asked at stacy blair your pick this year the notebook or the notebook I guess I'm freaking watching the notebook well that's gonna do it for another episode a quick question thank you so much for all the comments and questions hope you have a fantastic Valentine's Day even though everyone knows it is a holiday make sure you spend it with someone you like or love or whatever it doesn't matter because even love doesn't know what the hell love is so make sure you comment and get a question in for next time like and subscribe we'll see you next time oh do these glasses make my eyes look weird