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Star Wars explained by a CNET intern who's never seen it

2018-08-28
hey my name is Perla I have never seen Star Wars before I've seen like posters of Star Wars I've seen like you know lightsabers and stuff at the store when I go to Disneyland I've been on some few Disney rides and Tomorrowland I'm gonna answer a few questions ha ha and see what I know pew pew there's a robot and they lead you through a galaxy where there's a dark side there's Darth Vader who is against the light side the dark side refers to the Dark Side of the Moon Pink Floyd is a band that I listened to sometimes the dark side and the light side are on the same moon and there's one on the light side and one on the dark side of it the people who practice with the force are the Jedi's I know Luke Skywalker is a Jedi they're fighting on the light side against our theater they're protecting the force Darth is like the all-time bad guy Darth Vader is Luke's father and he has like a kind of voice he is the leader of the dark side he has a mask on his face that changes his voice because he's Luke's father so he's trying to be like You Don't Know Who I am the Death Star what Darth Vader is protecting I have no idea what the death it's for death it kills people maybe it's like a black hole kind of thing wait I think the Death Star is maybe Darth Vader's like ship that I think is Luke Skywalker and he's a Jedi and he is like the main protagonist of the light side and he's fighting for the good of the world it's a robot that's friends with Luke Skywalker and he does a lot of things I know who he sounds he's like beep beep he looks like wall-e he's not and I'm not really sure who made him or what his name is but he's a friendly little robot that's Princess Leia I've seen her hair everywhere I'm pretty sure I was Leia for Halloween Shh like married to Darth Vader and then falls in love with Luke Skywalker but that would be weird cuz that'd be like his mom marrying him she turns to the light sighs I think she was on the dark side I have no idea what his name is he's kind of like the robot like I automatically know who that like that that guy is in Star Wars and he is definitely on the good side and he's kind of like the robot in the sense that he helps the robot but I don't know his name han Solo he's on the dark side and he helps Darth Vader to kill people I feel like he's kind of like the comedic relief that's what I'm looking at was um looks kind of like that snail and Monsters Inc like the that woman snail thing so like she's kind of funny so I imagine him being kind of like a horse snail mix no I've never heard his voice before where am I Luke Skywalker like kind of like the little annoying high-pitched voice that doesn't even look like it's from Star Wars I'm he's like probably a funny character um plays some comedic relief but other than that I have no idea he's probably on the good side too because he looks pretty like a good guy I have no idea who that is here is that the guy in Indiana Jones I've been on the Indiana Jones ride in Disneyland she's I've never seen that guy before he looks like the comedian George Lopez he's probably a bad character because of those eyebrows and that like really deep furrow between his like that but it like stretches all the way up like I couldn't take this guy seriously but he looks like he'd be on the dark side I think Star Wars fans are totally justified there it's a really intense movie I know that Star Wars is major in pop culture and there's a lot of sequels and movies I know that I would have to take at least a full day if not like to to watch all those movies and I would like to do that soon pure may the force be with you can we not include that last bit about Pink Floyd or because that just makes me seem ignorant I was no no
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