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so it's crazy because tonight is our holiday party on a tuesday yeah it's a little anti-climatic one of those will know if your call in sick tomorrow why you call in sick there are people in this office I'm telling you out there I've seen them there are people out there they don't know it but maybe just maybe if the mood strikes in the right fashion they're gonna do it do you think that's what's gonna happen I think I took I think these two people are gonna bang yeah it's already gonna do put like blue-cheese trackers on all of them to make sure that you can see them all they look these two one into a closet together this is their own business okay so you're not dragging mine say it's not a discovery special just saying like it's it's the it's just the excitement of all the possibilities in the Wonder so you're just gonna sit there and kind of like tent your fingers and just wait for something to happen no again none of my business I just think it's amazing to know that like there are two people out there on the floor they don't know it something's got all the forces all the all the lineup everything's gonna conspire together the over there wind up having an awkward cab ride yeah and then since tomorrow's Wednesday it'll be a very awkward Wednesday yes let me see a couple people see that's the thing see who doesn't give each other I contact tomorrow or somebody's excessively friendly to another all of a sudden I feel like people think we're kidding around but this happens I promise you this happens right yes it's gotta happen in at every holiday party across the country yep two people awkwardly slobbering on each other if it's in an office it's like on a weird Xerox machine just getting nasty staplers and office supplies fallen from the shelves that's a good thing we don't do the actual party here it is good to have cameras and lighting and all the lighting and cameras what's that and cameras and camera and there's awful lighting Numidia live stream button there like no this would be great no one's getting lucky with the kind of fluorescent lighting in here harsh like super unflattering yeah all right i wanna i want to wish everyone a happy holiday season that's what i want to do enjoy your awkwardness and your slobbering and may all your shady office hookups go over well it's tuesday december ninth let's start the show much river I've ever heard like two people say oh we met at an office party right when they already know each other though yeah but that's I don't know we got together yeah like how how'd you guys meet Oh believe it or not it was an office holiday party seal the deal there must be was right up there with the the woman who says that she was Kat called and that's how she met her husband right why not there exactly how often um thanks for tuning in to the 404 show today I'm Jeff Bakalar I Zach tars to my left Arielle Nunez over there in the role cube yep you had frozen so I was a perfect shot of RL is going I'm just gonna hold that face the whole show so we've been getting a lot of responses to the news that we broke out last week about how 44 in 2015 is having a baby it was having a baby but it's also going audio only mm-hmm which you know I guess I expected the amount is maybe a little more than I realized or anticipated rather so I guess it's probably apt to to address some of that you're making this sound so freaking official is like okay so we're not doing video and I'm sittin like I you know I get people are upset this one our buddy here err some of his video I'll make a find it um his name's Calvin he's not happy we could play some of it right here let's play that real quick remember Kelvin oh I consume you guys okay I have you guys here one and I'm playing some league of legends on the other or some whatever other game you know battlefield whatever I don't know and then I have liked which open over here seems like you're multitasking a lot while you're watching our show how is even watching us we can watch all great how is he watching us it's just a little eyes so do you have sir also on anyway he it's a funny video actually and obviously we appreciate him Calvin taking the time and sending us into us so you know some people are locally upset and I I I empathize with that and I get it but it's kind of what we gotta do and he actually said like you guys are not moving to the future you're taking a step back and not that was the one point where I just actually did not agree with what he was saying just because I think podcasts what do you have it just seems to be getting increasingly it's really about the words it just looks angry so I haven't seen the video entirely yet I'll start to frown a little bit I just want to leave this in the background the whole time I knew that I loved it it's a good video it's a funny video and if he lets me maybe i'll post the link to everyone so they can check it out but for me it's like I get it podcasting has never been more popular though and the popular podcasts are audio like cereal I think that crazy oh this american life WTF i mean the list goes on and everyone's got an audio podcast and that's what this show is it's like we said we were filming a radio show yeah man like the fryer word stern look at the microphone how the hell is it go work out there there's a giant hint that this is for audio really because I why should just have a nice little lavalier yeah a little mic and not these monster things looks like Mike and Mike on ESPN right and that sound like watching that I'll like watching boomer and carton those guys suck man oh yeah that's an Emmy they don't they're CBS employees they're always on the TV downstairs they are hmm I do like boomer not their graphics I don't really care for that everything else anyway that's a new york thing anyway um so that's what's gonna happen uh and you're gonna get a longer show out of it and specifically to your point Calvin I think you can afford not staring at one more screen there right I just think you should have the waveform up man what's that up look at that and watch it go by way more dynamic than just it which is one shot we're just sitting like this that's it anyway I guess my point is you know we can't make everybody happy but just take some comfort in knowing we're making ourselves happy so if that's not good enough for you I'm sorry but that's how it's gonna that's how it's all those videos over I wanted that to go on forever it does every minutes and 53 seconds gets he gets in there just in the furrowed brow he just just look so hurt a week from tomorrow is gonna bri social so sad wicked said kelvins actually looking at a smaller sadder version himself in this in the shot yeah can you make that we're gonna miss our still image for today seriously that's gonna be a real man you made it congrats are not happy you're a meme no chips ahoy let me just say that I've always been told the key to a successful ending is to end on your own terms yeah you know and this is this is something we're doing we all have other things that we want to pursue in the future and all things have to come in to an end it's better that we end it on our own while we feel like we're at a good level then to gradually fade out people just forget about wait I was gonna make the show suck until we go into audio only that's what I've been doing this whole time anyway so no one could have put it better than Arielle yeah just you know he's all like he's got perspective and he's got like intelligence and stuff like that once it's not going away we're still do we just go to the next room I mean we don't put a camera on there there's a drop cam no then we're back then with the whole thing starts over again listen we put a camera in there as well do how we wind up here in five years again it's a cycle I like two cycles how that vicious cycle worked um alright so that's that right we could put that to bed for now sure a week from tomorrow Steve Guttenberg is gonna be here and that'll be our last video show nice okay so that's the wat that's the 17th it's the last show for a while so getting the way re oh you won't be here for that right no I'll be here tomorrow I mean no week from to a week from tomorrow Oh probably not so your last video show is probably gonna be Friday right yeah well we're not doing video on Monday or Tuesday oh no oh yeah we have a beer for that okay I thought you were gone all next week not all right yeah great so then we got all our scheduling we're talking about that's how you do it speak of talk about talking it out I you like staring at these people we got a Windows be rigid I know I just I do it all the time ah it's good thing we're getting a ting there's a squirrel going but um all right yesterday at the last minute I talked about our new contest that's going on I felt like such a dick because this is a really cool contest that it is really tough to talk about before lunchtime but Omaha Steaks is teaming up with us to offer 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there's this thing called sony ever heard of it yeah oh good it's very exciting now he's been hacked again and again and again and again and again again again it's kind of like a monthly thing with you guys but whatever well there was a lot of stuff that was leaked including a passwords and social security numbers or whatever but one of the weird ones that was leaked was a section called 2012 comments it's actually written by a bunch of people that work at Sony and there they are grousing about a number of things but the headline at vulture red Sony employees really wish they'd release fewer Adam Sandler films I can't blame them cuz they're like we have these great movies like Moneyball and like we don't have to like dumb it down have the lowest common denominator like Adam Sandler I think he's hurtin with this you think he's upset by the fact that Sony itself is like well yeah I'm sure he's blowing his nose with thousand-dollar bills I mean I love Adam Sandler he has a very special place in my childhood heart that said you can't deny that his last real good movie was Big Daddy which is what how many decades old to least one no right it's over another one as crazy so I mean I did I stopped watching them like once it hit that one I'm like I'm not watching this well the south what was the movie that he did that I think made it made his sort of comedic relevance jumped the shark um Scott after waterboy that might have been too usually big daddy was after I know that's what I'm saying that like 40 dates where that thing was called with 50 first date that one that was good yeah that one good it's like okay let's just get these two together again is like nope not watching this is good I don't believe you it was good it was good but it's the same storyline as every other like rom-com you know totally and they play the same roles totally and he's always like haha you know and he does that laughs and you like plays with a penguin you're saying this is good no but it was it that movie was not what made his career jumped the shark it's not it was something after that it was before Jack and Jill maybe he was click I hate that movie maybe is that stupid click the remote control yeah there's that and did what punch-drunk something like unsure on glove was not a comedy and that was fine it wasn't supposed to be funny that's a PT Anderson move you don't mess with zohan how about that one that the one yeah a bit it although i feii find people every now and then that that's claimed they enjoy it I don't know anger management wasn't bad that when I saw what the jack nicholson yeah that one was pretty good all right i'll give you 50 first dates is after that which is where i'm saying he started to suck you don't agree then he goes over to longest yard which is one of like a lot of people click is right after that would you go is god-awful there you go king of queens I think it's really this one don't you don't mess with the zohan that has to be so hands really as own hands probably the one then you got zookeeper Jack and Jill that's my boy grown ups 2 there it is yep and the grown-ups thing that the grown-ups thing sure he's got a movie called cut top 50 that's with that Chris Rock I'll even say this to thousands Little Nicky that was a mile of garbage not a huge that's the one I forgot not a huge fan of that one mr. deeds was pretty good though like this is when the Sony leaked the studio needs to change needs to change deal structure that has been in place with Happy Madison as this arrangement has disproportionately benefited adam sandler and his team relative to spe it's totally true that was like easy it's like athletes who sign these like front-loaded contract deals we're like to get all this money up front and but it goes on to like 2048 you know they're still paying these guys like this guy 7d he's been the deal for like all of the season yeah Adam Stanley said we're getting no production out of him are we still paying him you know why do we stopped it was not producing on the field and we're into him for another 30 million dollars for the next two years I'm just glad you know sometimes we see enough trailers I'm like how the hell did this piece of get made I mean there was like a decision made and like people sat in a room like yeah you know we can raise money and there was like negotiations and that kept happening with Adam Sandler movies and so I love that there's one line in this internal employee conversation there is a general blahness to the film's we produce although we managed to produce an innovative film once in a while I love how nonchalant they're talking about this social network Moneyball the girl with the dragon tattoo we continued to be saddled with the mundane formulaic Adam Sandler films and you know what from like a real business perspective they're not wrong they're not wrong Adam Sandler movies just on with the you son is 11 we're not getting even be I think big daddy is a great film I really do happy gilmore Billy Madison all that stuff that really sounds good but like you can't you get like I don't know grown ups 2 and you're like telling paying this guy for the obvious wants to do like wasn't it did he actually go on television and say that the one of the reasons he takes films is so he can go work on vacation that's how he actually decide yeah I guess there was some promise before funny people came out but that kind of fizzled I don't know but then that thing that's what a boy movie now netflix has got to deal with them so we don't be having to deal with him on the big screen it's interesting it's interesting to get behind the scenes sort of stuff i love that sort of candidness um alright i want to talk about tinder a little bit we ever know and then we bring up 10 there are three of us are all um you know tied down for the part and I guess I wanna say it's one of my life's greatest regrets but yeah I kind of wish i had a year on tinder I kind of just wish and I know Stacy's like you know she but she totally feels that regret also she does not because we don't love each other and we're like thinking about going elsewhere with our lives it's because you just want to be able to play that game at some point like if I had tender in college you know right never gonna be like lost opportunity no is on the only one thing I wouldn't mind I'm right there with you anything about yeah how much like in my face rejection i got just to see thousands of that like happening of the course of college would probably very depressed did but digital rejection is so much you so much of an easier to imagine I've never used the apps have no freaking idea how it actually is like him any idea I do you just like it's kind of like a mini facebook mm-hmm it's like super micro profile if you like somebody swiped to wonder ahead and you swipe right if they match and in education right if they've swiped right on you I believe it's right if they've swiped the correct way for you to it like lets you know otherwise you don't get any notifications it's kind of this goes into nowhere right and they look like that you could chat with them mmm yeah like a rejection is just never hearing a hearing about it does only have this giant thing a notification system a 25 here all the people that said no doesn't work like that anyway this is a story about how one guy hitchhike and use tinder to do uh just that across North America yeah this guy named Dan Beaumont and he we've just doing this hitchhiking thing already they figured he had this tinder app on his phone he goes okay what if I just changed my bio explained that I'm an adventurer that wants to hitchhike across North America maybe I could use this in combination with other things like Craigslist and couch surfer or couch surfing to find a way across North America and he freakin did it he went over 12,000 kilometers which is like Oh 7,500 miles across country and people were totally willing to pick him up and drive in places apparently people were really excited cuz he's a Brit one of the most freaking questions charming as one most freaking questions like all my OMG do you have an accent a lot of girls were right back and goes maybe like no I'm just born and raised in the UK he goes no accent to which i replied ever heard James Bond speak I sound like him brilliant done deal the world was this guy's oyster so this guy traveled yeah older across the country with this using tinder really people are asking if he had an accent that's what this guy says it's wrong because I was matching man maybe I'm just jealous cuz i know that accent works it does but it's just like the hell you need to ask for you right dumbass oh right he's meeting with a matching a lot of curious american girls so he just like banging his way across the country banging anybody I'm sure it doesn't say that I didn't say didn't do it i'm sure all platonic and alone yeah when they they just drank wine and talked about you know my so-called life that must be it that's actually sebastes 24 there's no freaking way he knows what that is true its way before that's like probably would will be you bond over friends you probably caught the end of friends the end of resin he's on a syndication you know when friends is on channel 11 oh I so wrong I've seen friends it's no problem well hey what's that you wanna bang no prob I just need to go you're James Bond oppression as much to be desired stop James Bond it's just like says he sounds like oh I can't do James Bond gonna be all slick and everything that's not something I can do either that was like my whimsical London guy kind of sounded like was it Andre from that leaked it I don't want that I'm sure anyway so yeah good for this guy man he did it if you want to read the whole thing it's over on the show notes will post the full story how this dude did it before he did tinder by the way they only got about 8,000 kilometers so when he was just basically just a guy out there with a thumb so we got a lot more miles by using tinder actually so twelve thousand of them 12,000 kilometers that is I mean we're fishing as hell because he was able to like find love and travel at the same time that's what it is what's dis tinder ever slogan I have no idea I could find out it's just be like at the least you might get a han ji 10 ATM at the end of that it's close very close to a very least you're in it for a hanji it says it's how people meet halos M EA T there's a caption contest winner right there it's how people meet ah watch tinder plus what's that tinder plus is the new premium service we get higher class people no no tinder plus allows you to like grab the one that got away what so if you like accidentally like swiped left as you could look back on the widgets why plump I think that's what it is or force is a notification to go by that didn't exist I don't think they're showing the realistic sort of like tinder relationship here well there's Sam 25 like that guy's hand is way too sturdy feel like most people using tinder or drunk you think so because they're just looking for hands all the gestures looking for some companionship practicing gestures already why in the wee hours of the night mm-hmm you don't think so am I in my stereotyping uh I was a bitterness I think its bitterness cuz I I think I think if you had to and you're like okay wait a second this is my chance i want it i don't want to accidentally swipe you would have a steady hand as otherwise you could accidentally match something you don't want I've kind of done like the over-the-shoulder tinder thing where I live vicariously through a single friend okay it's not all it's cracked up to be you're swiping for them he's not just like oh no thanks new things new things would would would you know it's not like that I'm sure there's some bros out there who treated like that though anyway there there's the undo that's what you were talking about right you can undo and there's also another thing and I think tinder is entering like the traveling at the market too we're like I'm only in you know Toledo for 48 hours so like you set up your hotel actually hotel anymore you set up your car you set up your flight information and yeah find where you're crashing right with tender right and it'll be like oh there's a single person on the 10th floor of your hotel get at it you know and you get there there's like seven other people you're like oh who's your first up take a number so how it works that's pretty messed up all right you didn't have here Oh some drone stop drama drone drama yeah we said it was gonna happen this is that big we told you so all we do is predict the future so freakin take that TGI Fridays they're highfalutin drones with mistletoe this was such a poorly conceived idea well if you guys don't remember there's like this promotion and TGI Fridays where they will fly these drones around with mistletoe because when this mistletoe you kiss the person you're with like ah except this time there was it chop someone's head off say I kind of nipped somebody's a part of their nose off Oh honestly so it was pretty frickin bad that's bad but not it's not decapitation no it's not they were apparently some journalists from Brooklyn daily went out to check it out and the quote is it literally chopped off a tip of my nose it took part of I took off part of my nose cut me here right under my chin so she got cut twice and said she yeah I have no yes oh yes you got hurt twice by this drone because you know that's the way this is going to go down this is this is the exact kind of press TGI Fridays was looking for this I mean this is it jackpot guys Jackie I mean what are the odds is gonna happen again right that's the one you want to go back you go back to that place this isn't like plane crash this girl's bulletproof now so you always want to eat with her kind of like you go fly with the person's been in a plane crash alrdy it's not gonna happen again no not to this lady a photographer she said she's happy that her eyes weren't damaged and they have a great line at the end of this who wrote this piece this is from grub street it is unclear if anyone kissed her in the aftermath of the incident oh she was bleeding profusely so Russell Joe is still there i mean the rules are in effect they are right about that I don't understand that what why a plant over somebody's head means to kiss them yeah you understand why an app swipe is ok but not like a finding pieces I mean it works it's low test is just like just like some mysticism I'm unfamiliar with the origins of stores some sorcery it's unlike Catholic sources sounds like some samay wanted to like okay let's see how can I get her to kiss me I got it I'll try some like if you're underneath this plant then you gotta kiss me I don't know how old is that tradition hundreds right hundreds of regional feels it feels old it was around when we were kids yeah it was for sure so it's gotta be older than that before we were kids definitely I mean I mean why we were sperm Michael Jackson sang about it was about Santa kissing mom underneath the mistletoe which it was years ago which is cheating yeah no I'm care who would a messed up man and then what else uh maybe it did start with Michael Jackson maybe he created it he was granted I'm today I learned Michael Jackson invented the mistletoe also isn't that song older than Michael Jackson though no pretty sure is it like a cover it is it is older but it's also not because he created it before he was born dave is my bday right makes sense he's Michael Jackson finally a story that's close to arielle's heart a bike thief was chased and then caught in real time on Facebook Wow yeah maybe you don't update your status that you've successfully stolen a bike is that what this is about no see then that would be a very interesting take on it's actually the person who got his bike stolen is the person who actually he knew the person who spikes being stolen so he immediately wrote it on on facebook and explain it the actual description look at Jane Jamie's Janice how do you say this muter oh I don't know your guess is as good as mine I'll say Jamie's commuter there's studded tires but bright blue Krait attached to the back rack so that this full description of the bike and within like a couple hours they actually like the friends like unit here they actually track down where the bike is they're actually saying where it's going the bike is heading towards sunrise now but how they just freaking knew it was everything was because it just happened so they were like dis around this area apparently but I don't understand how Facebook could have done it like how like who saw it I think a lot of luck is involved here to posting for Zoey Prince flasher bikes alone from back there so they all had like they're part of a group though that's probably why they were all like at the same area sure what was going on but yeah this went down pretty freaking fast interesting this is that amazing let's see I'll call Zoe come and get it wait who has it on my way Danvers then in Rex's you guys thank you so much i'm almost in tears reading this thread i can't believe it so they actually get this I'm happy for him that wouldn't have happened for me no no if I would have posted something on because I don't know any of my neighbors if I would have posted on it like I'd probably just get like a couple likes that's it my bike's getting stolen my friends will just like it hope you get your bike back break yeah like sucks man sucks sucks bro a lot of sucks bro yeah exactly also the group's Twin City stolen bikes there you go there already like vigilante activists in the neighborhood watch yeah that's pretty cool maybe I should get to know my neighbors well if so we're join some like brooklyn-based bike recovery program yeah to the idea is that if you get your bike stolen to put it on facebook yeah I guess you know like clearly this is more efficient than calling the police they kind of freaking back are there there's the actual bike then there's the so nice looking bike nice but you know where it is you know where you can find it I'm gonna steal it now this all backfired now that's pretty cool ah what's the best um app to put on your computer so if your computer gets stolen are you familiar with those apps like a LoJack lane yeah nope no why cuz I every now and then you'll see a story on reddit where a guy was able to recover a computer and like take photos of the thief you know through through its you know through the front facing camera I feel like that happens all the time this isn't like find my Mac have that built in I think there's something like that but it's like it's never been a worse time to steal a laptop if you like well get it's like if you steal a laptop put a freakin posted over the camera yeah we got a GPS and the second you connected to the internet like if you ever plan on connecting this thing to the internet you're screwed you're screwed so this will figure out a new way for thieves to do this properly that's it and a new show um a steal yeah that's our that's actually what world that's was gonna be right here on this side he had exactly oh original points that way you go hey Jeff look over there and then I got my xbox with that that's how i got my xbox little smash and grab uh here's some calls from the public let's listen to these fine people time to show the love 86 404 cnet also got some emails see if i have time to get to that remember my idea to crowdsource the baby name yes going on for a fourth crew I'm glad the voicemail of 6 i'm wondering in this day and age how voicemail can even get full with a cheap storage ill stuff is but whatever 1 jun 3 i'm jeff wanna congratulate John the baby I know you're going to crowdsource the name potentially I did that with some of my friends and I you know good luck with that because the number one name that my friends wanna name my son was a genius and I think for certain reasons people don't name the kids Judas anymore but I love the show keep up the great work late that's good advice Judas I mean it's not like I have to do that like I don't have to use the no no you did say your crowdsourcing so now you have to do it yeah but so now you're bound by law yeah I know I was a lawyer you know you're the authority on this kind of stuff clearly I must know what's going on so this is a binding contract that you have screwed up here's another voicemail real quick about black friday stuff we were kind of playing it down how it wasn't that big of a deal but in in other parts of the country it was a very big deal hi guys this is priscilla calling you from the Mexican border a longtime listener first-time caller and it's lovely to see eyes on something it doesn't include the tricks video I'm just calling because my husband my dog and I were completely outraged by your analysis your dog was out really kidding I mean you don't raise his dog so maybe yes my dog is not like outraged that at you know I podcast this dog might be on the order no idea what you guys are doing up there in New York but way down here we sat down to 11 plates of food and afterward went out to see what was going on with this black friday madness we'd seen people lined up outside best buy since the day before Thanksgiving lines of amia supermarkets cars throughout all the parking lots throughout the two weeks before Thanksgiving so we wanted to see some of the craziness sure enough we went out and Walmart was blocked by police tape and lines it wasn't a space of it looks cuz someone was probably killed there over like I don't know unless I thought the last like piece of gravy or something less panic baby she goes on she says like it's still a very big deal and we're wrong that we said Black Friday's kind of fizzled probably right well I think in some places yeah like if Walmart is like the big attraction of the town maybe we em if you got one center where all the the town folk can can like fall on at the end go this is the place we're gonna go to yeah you got that kind of problem but like I mean if you got a big enough area just got people dispersed right right do you think it's fair to say that Black Friday is more of a suburb II kind of thing yeah medium and I think it's really more an online thing let's keep coming up with more wrong theory and yes they're just eerie i think it's just flatly rural that's what it's about it's all these freaking farmers man obviously New York is a it's an insanely commercial City there's a lot of shopping and all that but you know I don't think it's it's just we can't tell because it's just always crazy and if Black Friday makes it a little crazier that's not enough of a change for us to notice yeah i mean i didn't don't think Abel Damon go out on they're not supposed to that's the rule that's like the unwritten law where you're just like oh it's black friday don't leave no I think I got a bagel that day I was exciting well it's scary yeah there was no crazy line there so clearly because of Lenny's on 74th that is the truth for all of America sorry lady you're wrong and thanks for remembering I used to get some other horrible place that was how you really feel like I got stories stories I can do without a camera yeah maybe we'll do that when we get into the podcast studio that'd be real are you gonna try the you can actually have a website for the crowd-sourced name thing no there's somebody didn't name my daughter com really yeah Amelia Savannah joy McLaughlin what I'm not making it up there's nothing really funny about it but you can see all the first names ever submitted I like the ! idea just name your kid an exclamation point just name them hashtag oh my god you realize someone in this country is named hashtag probably has to be there's no way that's not the case at all the a names here and I bet it's sparrow Lester wrong airblaster that's where blasters a freaking awesome name I don't know why you'd use it for a care airblaster Bakalar I'll get on a blaster and I was look I was I was kind of hoping it wasn't gonna be something with the name blaster what however fun Joker I was gonna name it amber amber cromby Hollister middle name will be and that's perfect see it always sounds like a like a law firm what do you think of well I don't want to go I don't want to give any of the ones we're noodling 7 I'm also worried that we have like we have to close friends who are giving birth before us when anyone and we're worried and they're both having boys and we're worried that we're going to be doubling up which just shows you how trite our name ideas are got a copyright them now seriously I'm sure the first middle won't be the same but first I just don't want him you're gonna buy the dot-com for the kid and you're gonna buy that you're gonna get the at gmail right now because again the three names is gonna be hard man I guess I should get the the Twitter nayagan then Twitter do it now get their Instagram screwed like I got the dot-com for my son's name immediately and then I grabbed it I grabbed the at gmail one just so it's waiting for him yeah although I don't have a twitter account for him I'm okay with the with the with the lead I might do that like really soon but you know when he gets old enough to do his own gmail he's gonna want to be like dark horse 53 we can oh yeah he do it everyone but y'all know the professional ways but he's ready to be a real party yeah yeah i mean like it like we goes to college or something you might have like a college in eighteen years man good christine lee foss like you know a couple hundred thousand dollars per ticket through one of those dams I just hope it's free like that's where I'm kind of holding out for like a lot of great countries in the world have free higher education right I feel like we should probably no no no see the way works here is crippling student debt exactly to the Machine and that's why they want you to keep doing it that's why you can get credit credit cards at college when you have no credit history and they give you a t-shirt yeah like this is friggin awesome a t-shirt I got like a daily planner I got a frisbee too yeah maybe they cut up the cards oh my god touching this stuff you out of your freakin mind twenty-three percent that's pretty good that's exciting well if you have a holiday party coming up in your company make sure you you take advantage of it and you have fun all right we'll try and do that tonight at ours and we'll be back tomorrow with a brand new show until then follow us on Facebook Twitter Instagram Reddit and all that other stuff and we will be back tomorrow with a brand new show until then I'm Jeff back alone I'm a doctor I'm are yelling yet thanks for tuning in to the 404 show high-tech lowbrow we'll see you tomorrow