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hello welcome to another episode of the 404 show on this Friday September fourth my name is Jeff Bakalar across the table rust rush Nick how are you hello Jeffrey September fourth what a lovely day this is man you just sound like the unenthusiastic weatherman I know I don't know September for I don't know I have no attachment to september's a month it feels very like wishy-washy I love it because it means summers on its way out yeah summer to help us kick summer out the door making sure the door don't hit it on its ass on the way out mr. Justin you go back in time Oh little do they know we actually just have a sound board with Justin quotes that we're just gonna be tapping three it's it was compiled by Jeff what's up for us how are you man I'm doing well thank you for doing this yeah uh I teased a surprise guests in our subreddit and everyone knew it was you Oh is either meet Danny DeVito or Louie CK so I got the winner there there's always like one or two people who constantly think those high-level celebrities are just like like you wouldn't be advertising that for months and read like I actually got those yes exactly like I would not have liked shouted it from the rooftops yeah nope surprise Louise you get are you guys just me so how you been would it would it would even up to and I think are you can you stop that I knew you're gonna bring that up start the show Chris Rusin engage yeah I know thanks a lot another one bites it does no it's perfect so so yeah what's your what's your deal with the has life been no I was gonna say life has been pretty good i've been on a mission of personal wellness lately I've been really trying to improve my a couple things about myself physically are you juicing yeah I'm shooting no juice fasting oh that kind of just like yeah I'm shooting steroids into my bath uh no no I've been doing yoga lately oh yeah I've been trying to really improve my posture I got a visit from my cousin who's from who came from California last week and he's in PT school up at USF I don't know what that stands for his physical therapist got it and he made a lot of comments about how crappy my posture he just kept bringing it out which is true I've had scoliosis you know when they did that test in the I school in middle school everybody has scoliosis is gonna be worse over the years yeah you did they didn't say you have scoliosis no I think not we all look like mr. burns yeah but they would say get a brace yeah not that bad maybe I'd better see you you actually had it um I didn't have like 0 up 0 you look great yeah posture I didn't realize hold on I move myself oh yeah right I mean it's very difficult none of the chairs that we have in the office or the subway seats none of them really when themselves too bad yeah so I've been really trying to focus more on just standing up straight and even when I'm in my seat at the computer I won't lean over because it's a bad look yeah I don't know if you've ever I saw a few photos of myself too and that's kind of what triggered it for me just looking at myself and big oh god that yeah okay a Tyrannosaurus Rex so I've been enrolling in some yoga classes lately just started that last hot yoga no just regular normal so so hot yoga's when they like make you sweat yeah yeah I'm trying to improve my posture or not but yeah it's like normal yoga you you'll get that out of just like doing the standard car yeah do you do it you guys do I have done actually the most recent time that I went to yoga was on the beach in Long a Long Beach Long Island and I went out with v friends and my girlfriend and one of my friends was like hey they're doing a free beach yoga class and I look great so we go out there it's 5pm we're doing yoga it's very chill it's on the beach and the beach garbage truck no joke parks three feet behind where we're doing yoga and parks there and starts like grinding trash for about a half so it's like hot garbage yoga it was not the most relaxing experience I know that's the thing about doing it in New York to anywhere you go yeah right when I lived in the city i would go to yoga for the people and the address was on 666 broadway yeah which is on broadway and bleecker like you know right in the middle of Soho and there's cars honking and stuff it's just a very jarring experience to come out of that yeah class and right onto the street again but now that I'm living in park slope I found one that's kind of in the neighborhood it's very chilling a fire and wow man now my thing is that I understand the I understand the benefits of meditating and feeling peaceful but i'm not a spiritual person sure so it's really difficult to not feel like that's kind of corny for myself like i'm forcing myself to adopt another person's culture almost yet but it almost feels co-opted this is amazing because I see you all the time yeah and we talk a lot right and this is never come out I did not know this about you that's my fault what I said it was recent those it was asked it's within the last month month okay but I only go maybe once or twice a week so you've been three times yeah haven't gone yet action just planning on the role that's amazing good for you and very happy for you you do have this I want to say positive aura about you while I'm trying yeah that's amazing you know we have yoga in the office Jeff you're welcome to sign up I haven't done it yet but there's a sign-up sheet there is and we're doing it next friday so so i am not a flexible man no neither am i that's what I'm doing me doing yoga is like you know making an action figure like contortion like that it just won't work yeah like his arm just simply won't extend that far yeah I'll say you're like fart a lot yeah I would imagine some of the poses squeeze that as much I've had I've had worrying moments in doing it what's the there's this there's a sketch out there where someone's like pushing their legs back and like the yoga instructors pushing someone's legs back a person just right there it's common that's a normal because they're doing so much bending and your I contestants are moving around you just fart a lot of them are supposed to sort of engage your digestive system Mel with that so maybe that is what yoga is about maybe that was just like lost in translation over the centuries taken helps just fart release like sort of meditation I mean that's good to a lot of people have bad gas which yes to gastrointestinal issues man that's gonna be a very educational show I think so we've got a lot to talk about i want to congratulate you on your shoulders back a little bit you know you arch your back yet you know pretty our guys know i'm just gonna say like so i make a conscious effort while I'm walk down the street to have better posture I don't have the caveman posture whilst walking down the street I think it looks weak and unhealthy so I make a conscious effort to like really look ahead yet my head up the hard part is because we use our phone so much always looking down right so I've started holding the phone above my god really no just like a psychopath like a crazy person like an old person huh yeah Wow alright well the best of luck to you in this new endeavor you know let me know if you do really inspired me as Mark you ever see more rounded up Susan yeah so for his shoulders are back but you gotta be honest yet that s shape to his own so here's the deal with that though mark is constantly in pain select whatever he whenever he walks around like he's he's grunting on the end because he's been work that he worked out like 30 minutes or so mark will never be the one to admit this but he's constantly hurting himself tearing workouts I think he just pushes himself too hard out look he's in perfect shape yeah I mean you can't really say you can't criticize his his you know sort of well-being but he does kind of overwork himself and he he's constantly throwing out his back off his knees are all jacked up and I'm like dude I can tell you're wincing as you walk she doing that like I helped him pick a box up the other day and he was like they're like Mark you know you're like a double black belt in tae kwon but the outside looks good the outside looks great you know when you stand like that you kind of give off this air of confidence yeah that I think is in total stancil urban it's uh it's a it's definitely a good look that's for sure our we've got a lot to talk about on the show today um let's get to it right away I want to just kind of dissect / unpack deconstruct this whole force Friday star wars that sense I'm so like I am NOT a Star Wars guy at all I I casually enjoy the first six films what sick I'm sorry first three and then I'd like I like the Darth Vader one I like episode 3 okay okay okay it's best out of the first well sure does not know at a free piles of take this far the most corn in it yeah so so yeah so now with uh what's a--what's a call the force on wake awaken the force awakens force awakens with this film coming out which is not out til December sandberg it's only September yeah and already the marketing merchandising floodgates have opened and it's become this phenomenon and yes the bb-8 the rolling Android the little coy it's it's cute it's undeniably and fifty dollars it's a hundred fifty bucks and it's basically this product that that company spero made just with the head on it zero it makes you wonder like hey how much was like Sphero and Disney in cahoots where it's like hey put in a freaking rolling Android movie will make millions of them will sell I'm like yeah it just feels weird I wasn't that impressed by it we had on the office yesterday people were I mean it's okay it just looks like an RC car worth about 150 buckle my should ask me for that at slapping well yeah I guess so the coolest thing is the head because it can roll but keep its head right right to me that's a fun but it doesn't really do it looks drunk it looks like it's had a few too many so I searched it sphero to point out which is the latest version of the normal one that's not painted is a hundred and twenty eight dollars and the BBA yeah is 150 but get this there's also the Sphero alley which is sort of shaped like a cylinder and it jumps you can roll it around I've shown that and that's a hundred bucks I saw that a toy fair I think you should that is probably that's the one to get ya on you control that with your phone yeah I'm gonna take the bb-8 home with me this weekend and screw with me a party will be really obsessions let's see who wins in a fight party or the bb-8 uh but what is force fried is that were they just release a so that's like the right that's the branding you know disaster that they've come up with okay we're like last night at midnight or ever was all these star wars the force awakens products were released gotcha or announced or whatever the hell it is and it's such as toys I saw a Chewbacca coffee creamer sting from like coffee mate and I wanted to jump off a building and there is a certain point where all this keeps going and I kind of kind of want the movie to suck because of it sees because it's like I did enough yeah I I don't think the movie's gonna suck I don't think so either I don't think it's gonna suck that bb-8 everyone's gonna fall in love with that thing but here's the really funny thing people literally the amount of time that you've seen bb-8 is about a second and a half that's literally like all you see him in the trailer that's it he's gonna face adversity he's gonna what if she's super racist is all exactly like he shows up he's like an you know those black people it's just completely racist in a galaxy far far away you know what Scott trust that Lando Star Wars does have a history of like super kind of racy seriously just sorta Star Wars so I think JJ Abrams is smart enough to avoid that what's the what's like the slimy mechanic what was his name the flying by konoba yes but noticeable was the bad guy yeah it was in the Padres yeah but everyone's like oh that's the Jewish right it was joy wait well here's your only like Arabs to I've ever heard misters like a stereo like a gypsy what can you bring him a photo of him uh he looks like Gandhi is that either looks like that all those you sort of does I don't they said that charger was supposed to his accent sort of sounded like like patois like a Jamaican pack yeah it's like Jamaican which is certainly accurate yeah i mean that i can see that it just kind of readjust did not it was not necessary any and the oh wat oh you got all right and also weren't the Trade Federation guys they're like really asian and like to the point of not yeah I never got to I think people will just needed more ways to hate on them there's no shortage of really I feel like oh that's my bed with the end here Oh play some water sound effects in a second listen to this we have that sedation I remember no parkin it oh dear wait I feel like that's someone doing his voice no I think that's him so bad hey maybe you could help with some deadbeats who owe me a lot of money I mean look like you that's good and he's talking about like getting money back yeah he's a loan shark he was yeah he was coming it was pretty safe is a grease man yeah like this he's like a sketchy slimy think of all the coded language that must have been in the script for George Lucas to write and be like well he's got a big nose and he's green don't you think laterz their word like throne yeah like there was thrown out dialogue like some droids trying to gym last or next week I don't know man but there's some just not right about about water yeah so I agree I think JJ Abrams will avoid I do I think I think I mean Adam driver is clearly belongs in the Star Wars universe yes they won't need to put any makeup on it so ever uh-uh no I do think is a fantastic actor I mean it's amazing like you know there's somebody out there collecting all this stuff like buying up all the Chewbacca coffee creamers from the ground or met in 20 years i'll sell it on ebay for millions of drug that doesn't happen like BBH already going for 359 days yeah but selling or actually selling I saw offered I saw one auction end at 272 or 378 I they sold out in stores I don't know apparently they're at bed bath and beyond yeah I was like sweet Bed Bath finally get music beyond checking that box we're checking that box with the bb-8 I don't know I don't know it's it's worrying I die I think the movie will be very good I think he makes good first movies the star trek movie was great the first one at least yeah and the first season of lost is very good I think seconds Star Trek's good to the second one it wasn't bad I wasn't like snow fine yeah it was uh he i think he is he's he's not like we don't need JJ abrams but like I'm glad he's here but I was would do it right and I think like someone else in his spot I think he's doing exactly what he needs to be doing and he's feeling that hole yeah you know god you're standing at you're sitting up so straight make you feel self you like a dick yeah punching over damn it all right speaking of non-stop disappointment Apple is getting ready to have an event next week and this you know yes usually things leak out but we know every single goddamn thing they're doing next week we we we know like what the keynote looks like pretty much at this point we know what outfit Tim Cook's gonna be wearing it's ridiculous arm so yeah there's uh there's been that happening all week new Apple TV we're probably gonna see an iPad pro like a 12 superb a guy super big ipad pro 12.9 inch I don't know who the people that were like the the way normal ipad is not big enough yeah what's the regular iPad so I think that's nine yeah I want to say it's like ian is like that so it's Louie let's it's much bigger like it's considerably bigger and I just don't know who that I guess artists maybe we're like it needs to be even bigger yeah that kinda cool game you could have two browser windows up open at the same yeah I think that it's a rationale for it so I mean what did you that yeah I mean I don't want to go down this road again be like this all pros never good work people aren't gonna buy that yeah they will I personally I mean everything they make is so big now yet the iphone iphone 6 plus is enormous um you know I don't know I feel like an iPad pro like that's a third thing about the 13-inch because this is 12 9 what the how big is this 13 right so that's a 13-inch MacBook Air we're looking at right here so imagine just the screen enormous how do you even hold this with one hand and like do stuff it's got to be a pound right they can't make it more than a pound like whatever threshold probably I don't know yeah I know also a new Apple TV I'm excited about the Abbott was what do they said about the Apple TV so the apple TV is likely going to have an a8 chip your side which is essentially with the iphone 6 so are you able to run iOS apps on it yeah so it sounds like it's gonna have an iOS 9 core go side which I guess means yeah sure it'll have and that's exciting because you functional II like if you went out it's probably gonna be 150 bucks you went out let's say you wanted a gaming console for your TV you could buy this thing 450 bucks and play iOS games that either a you bought already cuz on your phone right or be you just won a new game oh it's three dollars and you can versus like a 60-hour game for your TV yeah they're also expecting another IP mini refresh and I'm excited Apple watch accessories um and obviously then the phones ooh I think it's funny cuz that really has taken a backseat because everyone considers this an S year yeah it's you just gonna get a success in a success pro yeah plus whatever the hell it'll have forced touch it will have some other stuff but for such thing I don't know man I don't get that either yeah it's just like it's it's a sensitivity feedback thing uh yeah if you push extra hard you'll feel something come back on yeah yeah and it like yeah it's it's got to watch right yes six will the watch the watch hazard watch as yeah yeah yeah it's like the lunch so that's that's your that's your Apple preview for next week yeah it's not I don't think it's an earth-shattering year but there are products that I think people are like so they have a lot of stata though I mean and and I would imagine this is covering everything I can't imagine them being like oh right and then we also have like a new I mean the probably of new imacs to like that what is that a Steve Jobs move except steve jobs movie with Fassbender is coming up pretty soon this week that comes out next month oh yeah okay uh anh tuan was on wednesday i interviewed alex gibney for CBS oh yeah who directed this documentary yeah he did going clear all clear did i interviewed the scientology director on he made an i don't have this guy makes all these movies he made another movie about Steve Jobs but it's like oh right Steve Jobs the total f an asshole and all right and I think that's what the Fassbender movie probably goes into a lot right but like my first question for him was like all right and this like students legit one Oscar sure he knows what's up I'm like why does everyone try and tell this story and like no one really ever able to like permeate through his establishment Eve jobs and I don't think more than half of them know that i'll give you a perfect example why this happens ok John Lennon John Lennon was a huge asshole wife or my father horrible they're real asshole right and yes and things that he produced became more important than the things that he did as a man so I guess it only happened so the only the opposite is only true if you're Bill Cosby yes well his comedy clearly didn't overcome his raping of 30 women well he in some circles made Kim laughs after that sentence but yes I mean it's absolutely awful what he did I don't think Steve Jobs or uh John Lennon achieved the horrific pneus that yeah I mean yes we need like a Venn diagram just like three circles of perfectness yeah um yeah What did he say anything he is like he was just very blown away as to why no one really understands this and he's like but I get it you know he gets credit for revolutionising the technological world and you know you ask like a 15 year old about Steve Jobs and that kid says oh he invented the iPod iTunes ipad apple TV like he is a God and on one hand it's like yeah he did a lot of great stuff but he did it at the sacrifice of like hundreds of people he in the movie I didn't get to see the movie unfortunately but I saw the trailer watch a lot of interviews about it he like straight-up destroyed a few people's lives in the wake of his success there's there's like weirdness about like you know weird sex scandals also he had like a movie child isn't like supporting very like yeah the rabbit hole goes freaking deep on this yeah so anyway the film is called the men in the machine and i believe it's out in theaters and on-demand today if you want to go check that out ah but anyway we'll have live coverage of Abby with the very innocent Tim Cook on Tuesday so follow along with that he seems like a nice he does seem like a nice guy I got nothing against mr. cook um alright before we hit the brake monster selfie case is this the monster this is monster the company that makes this of 70 hundred seven hundred dollar like hdmi cable right so just as a shattered passed with no this splash page with the website is horribly looks like a Prada yeah advertise yes super so I brought a magazine advertising when you go to monster safety kake.com yeah explain this beautiful disaster so monster known the world over for ripping people off for crappy hdmi cables has made a selfie case for your phone Oh disagree there's a visa nada well I got it attractive people on here anyway oh yeah yeah so they made this selfie case for your phone and it's a phone case that's sticky on the back that you stick to a wall I guess glass so that you can take sexually suggestive sometimes photos of yourself and maybe your mate in the boudoir yeah now what's weird there's so many layers of weirdness to this yeah first of all who wants a sticky phone case that you put in your pocket than it sticks that sucks it's your phone covered in dust and pocket girl right especially if you're bringing into the bedroom god knows what its gonna get stuck too oh but secondly who is gonna spend the money for this and third how much is it I have no idea it doesn't matter doesn't matter it really done here is good and how much is it too much how do you not have a shelf just put your phone on a shelf what is specific case for any platform will hold it hold your phone in place and it seems like it's only gonna stick to very specific yeah it seems like they were using auto glass yeah you know what it reminds me of it's one of those reusable sticky lint rollers yes they were advertising on TV this that's pretty much the same technology right you just wash it when it gets dirty yeah I get sticky again the price is actually provide dollars yeah the price is pretty surprising it starts at 30 bucks which is that's a normal case it's actually not okay what do you mean it start because we'll the plus is five bucks more got that'll cost you 35 but it's still a hunk of joe like who wants this thing I just don't know if I would trust this to not just fall down and I'm saying like you're essentially put giving everyone a case where it's like yeah this could fall pretty easily I also don't think that's a selfie at that point it's not your window is taking a photo of you yeah is what that's like people were saying that Pluto had a selfie but it didn't of course cuz the satellite sector o know exactly what there was a segment on John Oliver's like people referring to selfies that are clearly not selfies and it's just good are you doing now doesn't it make you mad yeah it's really mad just walking around because you know how many people take selfies while they're walking up the stairs to the subway that I just want to really don't understand you seen that right I've never see the light of that yeah I guess so or are just on the subway and I saw it the other day I saw um a girl taking what had to be 25 self I know that's that's residents a one selfie is okay yeah but like she was and she not hosing and choose it and I don't know why it infuriates me like it does you like you can't put into words like we were talking about this uh the other day like why is a selfie stick so awful like what now I I agree it is and you got to take a deep breath but like and you know because why is it so bad i know i don't actually agree with you I think it's great I don't think it's so bad and here's why here's why I don't think it's so bad even though I agree they look obnoxious and they're terrible to look at and you people look like jerks and you admit you do have that that feeling of a sort of resentment anger yeah I totally get it I feel the same thing when I see people wearing Google glass yeah but with the selfie stick if you're traveling let's say you're in Thailand with your significant other and you're traveling around with just you two and you don't want to constantly give your phone decided that yeah I get it so for from a tourism perspective I'm not totally against it the reason it's so off-putting it's because it's so narcissistic it's like the autonomy of narcissism yeah because you're just constantly like a little good and you're just in your normal you just do that in the mirror at home but now everyone's just doing in public and it's like it's a shame feeling where you catch somebody trying on clothes in the dressing room you know kind of like do a bunch of poses and it's just something that should be private you're right but it's really not supposed to look over the border Justin home and I'm in the dressing room now I got tossed it I know yeah you can't help it let's go with this much golly I'm tip but yeah like I someone was I was like I don't know I can't I can't put it into words but they're just the worst but I mean we're all guilty of taking photos with our significant others at places I wanna see I try and keep it to a small yeah I'm pretty so I get one photo that's what I'm saying yeah let's take one and move on yeah don't spend too much time on it have some what would you call that some some humility humility yeah have some have some respect for yourself I know yeah all right I don't want to I don't want to make this go on for two nite before we all just blow fuses we're going to take a break when we come back much more to get to man there's a lot will try and cram it all into another half hour more for for right after a word from our sponsor hey do you need a website you know what I'm saying I do I would i seriously would love a new website because i just don't have the time uh why not do it yourself mmm which actually now that I'm reading this out loud I think I might do it myself with wix com when you're running your own business you're bound to be busy so I can't identify that i don't have my own business sure but you're busy I'm busy I can identify with that even and because I'm too busy making website has to be easy that's where wix com comes in with Wix it's easy for you to create your own stunning website no matter what business you're in ah wicks is gonna have something for you it's used by 60 million people 60 million people throughout the world and wix com 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have to dress up to come on the show the way the gingham on top and plaid on bottled very bold I not plaid that's mattress Oh Madras I'm sorry I do like that no look mixing I guidance so before we talk about your attire and why it's related yeah it's related i also want to like let you know so that's madras so that's like a very fine flannel is like a fossil record oh the shorts is called madras yeah what's the top this is game gingham yeah do you know that yeah I just said it I don't know what any of that is it's a pattern anyway when I look at that pattern gingham Kingdom dots in between no I see it moves it vibrates yeah we're def ivory for you kind of oh yeah I think that's it's supposed to be kind of that's actually my nipple it's like right here in between like your clavicle yeah that's moving at a very fast rate for me it's like vibrating yeah I can't look away from it is it what does that mean you're dying or you're high no I'm both um yeah like why does that happen I don't know I don't know it's anyway it's a mystery comes in like all your in flip flops aren't you casual Dan here yeah I usually try to anyways I work from home so I can wear whatever I want it work but when I do come into the office I try to like not you know wear underwear yeah i mean just lay it up lay it all out there sure and i look at his feet no Michael yeah look at this guy's feet yeah but your feet up on that chair no I don't ya so to see it you want to see this you broke his toe so you broke which your pinkham the pinky day oh you broke your right pinky toe has that happened what are you doing well I just step did you step on like a tennis ball may feel like that's what would do it I'm very dainty in this instance I was walking back from dinner with my girlfriend i was wearing these flip-flops i could see on say yeah they do it yeah pre wife and she was one she walked we were crossing the street and she was walking slightly ahead of me and I just walked into the back of her ankle and it was another way that's the right way now here's the string class so I'm gonna put my I'm gonna put my my other foot up here whole no bones dude what is that if you'll notice my toes are very long they are except either they're weird look oh right where does your pit your pinky no no I'm sorry your second toe and your what does that mean to your big big toe are the same light yeah that's that's creepy super smart I don't like the people who have the the mill to that second total and it's longer don't ya does that come up a lot that's a problem so I this happens to me once every five years or so just cuz the toes are so long just because the toes are so long and if I slam it into something hard enough how many times you've broken it down probably five or six times you gotta go to the doctor and be like oh there's nothing you can do yeah so I've gone to the I went to the doctor the first time or tail and every single time they're like mitt nothing we can do not i mean you can go on the internet they say the same thing cuzzo I you know I just put an ace bandage around it you know essentially buddy taping it so you can't do anything um well you can't run no I can't run but not that I do a lot of running in general yeah sure but it sucks but I you know it heals after a couple weeks it's just of all the limb breaks is probably the most humbling like you don't get a lot of sympathy for a tow break yeah um and it's just a little embarrassing and annoying and I made some noises after like what would happen to know the street because I like it happened literally in the middle of the street I was crossing the street and had to like hop to the other side were you I was on like 20 second and broadway yeah and had to walk a hop to the other side and then like sit down in front of a store where there was like a couple and I'm this like scream like yelling chicken ambulance right we can you I don't want you trying I'm not below at the my head don't do that but just like would it sound like what what kind of noises were you making they weren't like girl cuz i make startled girly noises as you all know we can share that story another open you are about that but in this instance it was more because i've done this before wasn't surprising so why it was just like a ah but more emotion behind it and I was like ah that sucks that sucks it's what you normally wear sandals um if it's nice out i try to not when am I going out what I feel like is I you know I'm jealous of men that are able to do that what is it I just can't I don't know I i doing yoga now you have two words there's no no I wear sneakers to the studio and then I take them off while I'm in there but i think it's just my own self-consciousness maybe about my own feet or like to roofie no not at all but i just have never done that before I never worn sandals outside like to the beach yet to the beach I grew up and it must feel really good but I never really had opportunity to do it I wear them like whenever I'm walking for more than five minutes yeah I wear sneakers right yeah I think it is I feel like it's subconscious worry that I'll have to run and you know maybe something will happen and I will be able to jump over a fence or like outrun a murderer or something like that yeah it you know we're in New York anything could happen all right and it's an errata one I don't want my downfall to be a flip-flop that's in a rational way but it's a rational that's like you know yeah that'll crazy up but yeah I guess I'm sure we come from like I I've transitioned I used to wear flip-flops pretty much all summer long never with jeans cuz I'm not of yeah not a total ass what are you doing but but I would wear like if I wore shorts and it's a summer and I don't have to be dressed up I'm wearing flip flop but um yes socks are horrible in the summer yeah yeah never wear and you also can put foot box on without bending down you don't need to like exactly it's great you're like ready on the dog oh no no two ways about it you know but the second I have like a more than like a five minute walk ahead of me you need that support in your foot yeah i'm the same way I don't go long huge walks and lots not sandals right look we can all agree sand and sandals are bad like jellies any kind of not foot what is the determining factor is like a like a woven sandal yeah or um you know like a banana republic sure oh yeah like super fruit yeah you have a linen suit right exact exact we're talking flip-flops that make the flip flop right noise slaps very important that you assholes that's what that's what we're talking about all right getting through a lot today yeah whole gamut of topics do you want to go through my other brief malady which is also maybe a little more disturbing absolutely have to do with your body yeah it does I went to the dermatologist recently cuz i don't know i'm wrong with you God guess I had like that too I had like a weird-looking mole thing and I got it I checked and it's fine this is pale white people very very typical have you ever been to a dermatologist what is mole yeah been determined okay so it's a it's a skin doctor yeah yeah yeah so agree when you don't have like your skin to know but like you know you're not susceptible to awful Sun right over here yeah but anyway go on so I went and and so it was fine but while I was there he did like a full mole check and there was a mole on bike up it wasn't an inappropriate place but it was a place that I couldn't personally check how do OLX old you about it no heats he did a formal charity side it's like you did a full mole check well they do have that glow body body yeah get you get but nique my doctor like it never had that before see is that a white person's gotta be I mean I'm sure Asians get skin cancer yeah but you know you have a darker complexion yeah your body's cooler with the Sun then then Russ or mine yes where was the mall uh on the back of my left thigh so your butt like just below below it was like it between my butt and my knee essentially on the back nine so like really not easy to look at sure you could not see it without a mirror so he's like well everything looks fine this one looks a little weird we could I remove it right here is that son of a bitch off and he's like you know it's very easy remove we use this device actually one second I'll go get it for you hmm and worried about that thing that's nothing so he comes back and he's like okay so this is called the punch oh the clutch and we just punch out the mole old like it's a freaking piece of paper and I was like I'll just keep an eye on it how does that work can you google that oh no I'm not yeah do it do it he that instrument I mean it looked I was like a oh he kind of described as a cookie cutter oh my god okay and it was it was just really now you can't freeze that that's not that's not using the freezing situation you that's like sort like not serious surgery but it would need stitches it's a punch excision excising incision and see no yes no sighs I yeah yes I don't want a light switch is I see what it is so it's essentially imagine like a clicky pen yeah but instead of like a pen colors ago it grabs a late right horrifying and comes in a circular blade that's funded that you can probably do that yourself okay but the second he said oh we call it the punch I was like no I would I would let him do it why not it's it's scared so I have a lot of um they're called cherry um this is maybe we're doing TMI uh what do you they're like little red dots yeah they're called it's called like MBO embryos something like that okay totally benign sharp they're totally fine were like super white people get them to pop up um I only have like one really big one on my front thigh okay like where your quad is yeah okay so I have one that's got like a little bigger and I was just at the dermo no Mike hey turbo he even has an abbreviation yeah I'm like hey you know this thing's kind of getting like in my way yeah it's like pretty much rests on my phone when it's mike weir maybe the radiation is like gross india maybe maybe it's going like antenna anyway so aha other guys she said no it's not like it's not it's not gross at all it's like a red bike Dome looks like a ladybug yeah that pulsates named it ok it's Beverly so justice is always like hey get rid of Beverly I'm like I don't know it you know I is it cuz you you say you're bothered by it or she bothers she's bothered by it I'm worried or gross though she's not worried it's gross that is completely benign later they're totally comment say was rubbing against it was like turning on your phone and slightly over like it rests in the camera sense ok i just did that to make it oh my god ok no it actually turns my screen on yeah um so yeah so it's just like kind of sitting there and i asked the derma time with it is she said well first off it'll probably like 300 bucks cuz it's acid attack cutter yeah because it's not a cancerous or anything like that so I'm like all right that sucks go on how to hear it in this yeah and they freeze it they inject it with like a little bit of like liquid nitrogen or something like that and then they just like cut it off with like a plastic knife yep a plastic knife yeah like she showed me the tool they use and it looked like the kit you get with like takeout they don't shatter it like tyra to know so she cuts it off and then and then it got gross and she's like and then we just kinda we just kind of scrape out everything else I'm like well I don't really need you to do that for 300 bucks I don't I kind of don't need to pay you to do yeah why cuz you're gonna do it yourself because I'm gonna go home and do it go for it on my own time still a technology podcast or when you guys sort of pivot science technology okay yeah medical technology yeah this is all consummated and just talking about a plastic knife that's technology and beyond technology India and Beyond speaking of other things that aren't technology we got wind of this Banksy exhibit in England a couple weeks ago when they were setting it up and by now you probably know about it it's called dismaland it's a parody on Disneyland and you know you see like what's going on here it just feels like maybe the worst Banksy effort in a while and I'm not it feels a little on the nose yeah and a little maybe it's how overproduced it is that it's kind of cuz his stuff is obviously very well produced but like it almost feels I don't know what it is I yeah it just feels off I can't like it's too clean I guess it's almost like someone else trying to be banks which let's be clear Banksy is not necessarily it might have started as a person but right now Banksy is a team of people probably a team of what do you think Justin okay so this is basically a theme park that was put up by banksy right yeah and it has a bunch of what like he likes all of our pieces inside there's a fake carousel speaker so everything is like very dis it's a disappointing Disneyland is like Cinderella is like in a car or a terrible care horse carriage crack right well it's not just Banksy which is I'm reading it here there's fifty eight artists that okay okay sorry so that's even trig Lee and a lot of like ESPO and stuff right so there's so that's not just so he kind of organized it yeah and it's a and it's a gallery an outdoor gallery right it actually looks kind of cool if I if I were in the area I probably good I would definitely go to it I think maybe just sound like the surface may be looking on the outside looking in it just sort of feels like like MIT Russa like it just feels maybe a little overproduced I don't think it's I think it's you know I remember what he did two years ago here in New York that was kind of fun yeah I feel like that the Wonder Banksy is always just stumbling upon it you know I mean or there that surprise element of where you know when he sold art to random people right natural park right that was cool because they didn't know that they were buying a Banksy right you know uh telephone booth pops up out of nowhere what is this and then you find out later it's Banksy write this yeah it feels weird because there's probably a press release that went out with it right right yeah I guess I guess that's the I I think you put the put into words perfectly we were trying to say it's just it just seems a little like corporate corporate know anyway ironic charging to let people in I think they are see that's because I think you tickets I don't know for sure I don't want to say you it was probably very expensive to put on yeah but I don't I don't think I mean all this stuff seems expensive oh but Fatboy Slim is playing there so that's low paying for all right back there we go help him pay him pay the bills sign me up all right moving along we want to do a segment of our show we're going to called really bed explain like I'm fives so as people might know sometimes we bring explain like I'm fives to the show and we query each other to see if we know the answer and I looked online today specifically on the on the reddit explain explain like I'm five reddit which is quite good usually and there was kind of a lack of good questions actually so few good questions that I decided to be better to list all the bad questions that i stumbled upon so here are four bad explain me like I'm five s that questions that I really didn't need the answer to write like why are you even asking that yes cuz usually those questions submitted or are like oh yeah I never thought about that but yeah so question number one why is it so important to take a body a bullet out of the body why is it so important to take a bullet out of the body lead poisoning me of I mean it's probably pretty damaging and yeah there are a number of reasons I'm sure there's a very specific medical reason but the big one is there's a bullet in your body I weren't born with it doesn't was it there this morning nope okay maybe get rid of it yeah Wow explain that like I'm five here's another one why do dogs seem happier after haircuts I seem happier after haircut so I do you feel bad for a lot of dogs in the summertime walking around in New York yeah they just and this vest they can't take off and then they get a haircut and they're happier pretty clear uh this one I like why do you have to flush some urinals while others are automatically time that's their different urinal as long as erectors is seriously what the hell is wrong with people I don't know how do you put that under that's the internet who flushes a urinal by the way what only anyone do that timeout what you don't flush not a urinal why do you think there's a flushing handle tube you watch you just let it sit there well it really depends on how high the flush is and if I'm able to kick it with my foot ticket I never touch handles especially you're gonna then wash your hands immediately after that you're here yeah washed right after that interaction that's true but I still kick it anyway I still do a crescent kick I kick the toilet yeah I kick the toilet brush so I'm not I don't completely unafraid what you can give it the old like yeah I'm not dirtying up my for I'm just to flush some other dudes p you bite your peer to flush the urinal yeah yeah you're in all i'm talking about you a urinal i know the difference yeah you're in no google a fiction you know why that's disgusting for everyone else in the world right drains right there no no no not those holes in it nobody the no holes are not placed to and I pee on the cake the first of all I'm talking about the ones we have a hundred feet away I mean the ones i have the sign above that says flush the year they put that up there because I sign my name those are little pools at the bottom that don't automatically green there are no pun is gonna be without the water there's gonna be remnants of your piece staying in the urinals thinking it up um yeah I guess that's a Pawnee go ahead of this just can't be bothered with that stuff them no well maybe with your new yoga attitude you'll think a little bit more flexible enough right that's true I get it you're at a sports arena I don't care yeah yeah if it's a trough to shy or imagined yeah but the White House of flushing the toilet and your though I don't think they have yours White House don't does he know how come nobody has urinals installed in their house I'm gonna do that are you you definitely should you a totally because they're the best what their eyes Pete standing up no because sometimes even when you pee into the toilet water what are we talking about right even when you pee into the toilet water sometimes the splash will come over the standing of all being in a toilet is the dumbest thing we do that is because as men it is the dumbest thing we did I get it but that's what makes a bathroom smell when you guess you're never gonna install a urinal in your house after my toilet is freshly cleaned yeah right yeah I get it I'm like man I'm gonna ruin this thing right now or do that sit down you should sit down yeah let's start sitting down if you put him in the house my house I'll get a checker up well I would get a second shower head installed in my shower before getting a urinal though I don't like the other side of your other side of the show there's no space that's not covered by water right or a double shower what happens if you turn the water on too hot and then there's nowhere to escape these riots too i guess you'd have to have a second water main yeah yeah uh that has been a fantasy of mine a sort of like chest to floor I like the 10 all the way down those are gross no what yeah as you get dirt in there in the gross I'll clean it okay you really you're gonna get down there and clean I don't know either way urinals in the back of our house when I when I move into a house yeah okay happening of the dream wait there was one more explain like I'm I've will wrap it up here why does time flows only in one direction probably a good stoner question ignoring the grammatical issues I'll give you this it's the least stupid out of all that because like guess it's it's a little ridiculous but it's also like stoner Iwo yeah as I'll give them a little bit of creditor can you guys answer it arm yeah that's the thing like I don't necessarily have an answer I think the answers like it just does well time isn't necessarily linear so you can't say it's in one direction right I think it's pretty linear I think time has been traveling in one direction yeah whatever yes about 14 billion years yeah is that the answer that is the answer yeah but you I mean anytime can't just go backwards unless you travel faster than the speed of light and then x not going backwards you're just not traveling through time the same way we all are you get that here I just didn't stroke like just like where are we great yeah would you know yeah I get it but that's are just interesting questionable yeah I don't think that's a bad is not the word how it was written that's it out it's how off how romantical yeah why does time flows only one direction that's a good that's a good segment though what what other l.i five of you guys discuss I think we like something we did the five six seven eight 10 right but this that's not a stupid one why do dancers count off five six seven eight said oh that's a great question and it was the answer the answer was because they started they want to all start on one uh-huh so they count five six seven eight back it so they can all start at one at the same time because the it's an eight bar count oh all right that makes sense no steve told me a really interesting fact yesterday steve guttenberg i was talking to him about records and he said the reason why they call them albums is because back in the day when they were only 78 you could only have you know two or three songs in a 78 they were really short and so if you wanted to buy a full record then you would have to buy literally an album full of 78 crazy like a bike that's thing and that went away when you could fit a lot more on but sorry lady then the word album still applies to that kind yeah yeah that's that's pretty neat huh good look at us cuz it today hang up the phone yeah seriously like that um let's get to our product hunt game of the week gee I'm surprised you even are allowed to do this what I mean like I get it this game is the most popular game of the month / summer yeah let's get to it Metal Gear Solid V V see the video about 5 SB it's v good marketing yeah yeah is Israeli I yeah yeah you're so you you're where metal gear yeah but are they on the fifth game yes so are I mean they are in the numbering the numbering yet the metal gear solid right yeah it is but it would be five and Hideo Kojima's like a kind of obsessed with this whole V thing it's it's complicated yeah trying to understand the Metal Gear narrative is like the easy answer is like well they just want to use metal gear solid 5 because it's an easier get name to sell right but that he's a crazy person and like was like well you know it's v because his code name is V and Bobo on and it really has nothing to do with like the events of metal gear solid four really I mean it does because it also takes place before it yeah yeah like I very removed so like every metal gear game and I and I barely scratched the surface when it comes to comprehending this whole narrative yeah but like every metal gear game takes place in a different time okay and they're all like clones of each other to like snake is constantly getting cloned right is that yet also true big boss was cloned isn't big boss snake big boss was the first one and then and then yeah did you play the first Metal Gear yeah I did and you like that position one yeah I did that's a pretty good stuff so it's I mean the story is totally incomprehensible but this game is quite good it's very open worlds really good and it doesn't have the like 45 minute long cutscenes like make the other game such a drag you play through yeah and you can attach a balloon to a sheep and send it up into the sky can do that to anybody anybody isn't that weird why would you want to do that to like bring them back to your base yeah so then you have a sheep at your base it's very weird like your blue there's just this amazing juxtaposition of like Espeon like stealth espionage were serious and then it's like all touch of balloon to a bear need to go away you're like or like I just unlock the ability to make a horse poop yeah and then the horse poop makes enemies spin out if it's on the road oh I will it's all around weird but it's undeniably fun it is very cool uh just switching gears real quick to the subreddit I wanted to call out DJ snypa one saying I'm a new listener i love the show I just want to say I heard about the show uh from the Beast cast I checked it out and was greatly surprised to hear us I'm a big fan from his polygon beast besties show I've already listened to about 10 episodes back I can't get enough of the show thank you for the great podcast no DJ snypa thank you thank you and go back and you'll hear Joe back even further further later on now you have to go like three generations of host Zach and you'll hear hundreds of episodes with Justin you yeah speaking of Justin you thank you so much for being here yeah round of applause for Justin you like this was a lot of fun uh you'll be back again sometime yeah I like our this happening every now and then it's it's it's fun yeah absolutely I want Lily with me next time I that'd be really really nice you or joss whedon either one who ever you can you know Evers available uh you want us to like send people to something of yours is there something you've written lately promotion just follow me on Twitter yeah yeah twitter.com / malice Brutus there you have it make sure you do I need HTTP before that you do yeah in the double slash with 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