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what's up everybody how you doing it's Friday februari fifth you're doing good it's friday who feels bad on a friday not rush rush nope not me I feel great how are you dude i'm good i woke up with a snowy world around me and then i walked here and it was like weirdly like spring so it's been a very odd day weather-wise is warm out now yeah it's like nice it's like 50 degrees something bad is happening what the world is not in great shape this should have been ghostbusters 3 yeah this is how it starts exactly that's weird yeah brief Segway the best way that they come up with to get into the museum and ghostbusters 2 is to reanimate the Statue of Liberty fill it with happy ooze play music and bash the ceiling open with the torch of the Statue of Liberty I think you're overlooking the fact that the Ghostbusters realized they needed something the city could stand behind and it's the overwhelming positive message yeah that the Statue of Liberty decrees that helped the ghost bust because that was the problem and ghostbusters to write the problem was that negativity and it was just a bunch of assholes yeah if you remember the quote from the mayor treating everyone like dirt is what something is every the New Yorkers god-given right right you want me to go on TV and tell them otherwise or something exactly yes okay but Lenny I mean come on so so what you think yeah do you think in this post 9-11 world if someone saw the Statue of Liberty walking down the street they feel filled with pride and happiness or they'd be terrified and the evil whose would win out well and viggo would suck the so little baby ghostbusters 2 took did not take place in that world as we don't know that's true that's why it's a work of art from its time it is there's no way you know look what I never really understood was like the way they start that movie off yeah where they're like oh forgot about how we saved the city right how do you forget that like I know there weren't cell phone cameras back how many years have passed is it like it's like four yeah it's not like it at 10 it's like four years and you know they're talking about like how no one appreciates them how they got sued by every you know a city governing body in the whole entire state and they're like oh we totally ate for that right and then people are like oh this that's that gigantic marshmallow man you did that yeah that's your fault oh so they blame them right it kind of blamed them photo/lee I think that's reasonable no they figured it was their fault I mean the thing did explode well like ghosts containing thing Walter Peck did that Walter peckville granted but like no one was in there to Walter Peck some credit man the guys passion about the environment that's sure like he did his job either I defy the head of the EPA in New York to have that kind of of due diligence yeah i defied I I would be sure I don't think he imagined the output no I don't think I go to the output I think if he knew the end result he would have said okay may take a minute maybe let's work this through yeah I love that guy by the way he is like such a great which is really what's his young asian tired one awesome it's so good it's such a sleaze ball he is he plays a great he's also in bio dome yes I'm system biodome lepidoptera hahaha lovely wow so that was a little tail spin that I freaking love yep um yeah so that's what's happening today in New York indeed avi go it's coming back the carpathian yes so yeah it's a weird weird day in New York weather-wise uh there's like this crane accident was challenged to I'm sure you might have heard about it on your local news channel because that's like you guys listen to whatever happens kinda weird but you know it was like on CNN news video it's weird I guess that crane accidents tend to make national news I think because they're of how like really scary they look yeah I think you have a really powerful visual and I'm not trying to downplay it someone die sure but like if there's like like for example a bunch of people fall in front of trains in new york city every year according to the ads in the subway and we know according to those ads in the subway that wait don't do never national news no yeah this is more dramatic yeah more of it i hate to just water it down and over something you have a crane falling on buildings that's crazy that's scary yeah and that's a bit something to look at yeah grim it's grim but i don't want to stay grim for long I want to get into what what more do they on the show again you're getting two shows this week that's a that's a special okay has that ever happened yeah well there was a tall one is a least 25 days a week really I remember you remember that I do but then we don't know people people we spake as a child and we grew up we put away childish things right that's precisely accurate not that the 44 is a child I should know it's very mature you know seen it's gonna start doing some more podcasts yeah yeah i think i can say that okay do you want to do another podcast for sure was never coming no I'm not gonna do it but I know they're doing like a daily one soon they haven't like a daily quickie thing okay where it's like news yeah yes sooner dish called the nooner they should we do a an auto one I think it's called all an autoerotic Association no not no not all right not in the vein of that I mean of automobiles got cars and could have been short for anything good literally could have been anything weird that's called autocomplete okay it sounds a little dirty us a little bit hey Otto to full completion yeah a lot of the roadshow guys are doing that fun I think we're ready up to Episode four on that so check that out if you're into cars is that weekly I want to see that's weekly and then I think we're doing other stuff yeah yeah someone had seen it was like hey we should do podcasts again when they were like well you know you've had a show that's that's got almost 1,700 episodes right and they're like never heard of what was a call oh what the hell is a cat some numbers it's just much numbers oh I don't get it screw that all right let's get into the stories of the day kids what do we got cooking here kids I want to talk about uber okay I don't talk about ubers new logo cuz it's the ugliest goddamn thing I've ever seen in my entire life it's awful it doesn't even make sense have you people seen it do you even know what waiting to logo is it is it the is it the one on the left or the one on the right one of them it's one in the middle so so I'll give everyone a chance to pull this up if you're not driving a car or hopefully you have to paint a visual picture yeah I'll try and do the extra I'll try and do that um so you're giving people a second to load this up on their phones or wherever they're doing just make sure you're not driving while you're doing this that's super unsafe ah the new logo for uber is what I can only describe is what looks like a little circuit board oh well let's okay so if you don't remember though the old logo is essentially a you with like some extra little limbs it's like a cup yeah a little bit of a seraph looks like a situation come up with a hole in the top it was very classy very distinguished I thought I think it was fine I think it looks a little cheap but that's just my general take um but they went in a completely different I don't understand yeah so the new logo at its core is just like a circle with a square in the center of the circle almost like a subway token yeah in a line coming out of the left of the square so it's not even a you anymore no it's not a letter it's what is it is it like an asshole is it like a GPS on the side it's an asshole yeah if you tilted your head to the side I guess it's a but um is it supposed to be a GPS indicator that's what I thought and I read a little more about it and they're sort of saying it represents like something on an atomic level oh right yeah so so when you stare this befuddling piece of artwork even longer you can kind of make out that there's these sort of symmetrical mathematically you know drawn circular lines that are in each corner of the bigger square that the circle and square reside in oh it's a destination is know it but is it I think that's what the idea is what it does is getting to a destination but it's not but that is there's a driver one as well and the driver 1 is a square with two lines going into it implying that you've done a pain side a hexagon yeah inside hexagon so you've done a pickup and now you're driving to other place no it's not good I don't I agree these are very ugly pieces of clip and what's gonna end up happening is like I feel like a lot of people were like might have uber on their phone and like wouldn't be able to spot it like obviously you can read uber underneath the icon but I know I'll tell you by the icon I'll tell you if they changed I'll bet they haven't you they did oh really it's a it's different look it on my phone here I can't even find it oh I mean it does say uber says uber says the word uber blow it but that's just because androids I hang your never you're never gonna you know what's even more horrifying than the logo which I really hate is how much they probably paid for this logo like you do you think people at uber are so far up their own asses that they don't realize that this logo would piss every single person attached to the company off yes that's what it is yeah cuz they've been living in a world of like pure profit for the last five you have just been eating money yeah just been like swimming in it using it to brush their teeth using it in their fireplace using it to warm their home yeah I don't like I'd be curious I mean I agree that like the old logo was not the best but I thought the old one was fine it was fine it was fine and identifiable if it like rope don't like when you get an uber driver and they drive up and they have the little thing in their window to indicate their that's a really looked good right it looks fine now it's not even a letter it's yours this sideways butthole driving everything what is this all coming at me from the side I don't want that in it and and the article i'm reading here from the Washington Post is like yeah some drivers are pissed including the guy this article talked to this guy aunt sue sarin he's like yeah this is confusing I don't you know he said he didn't like it he said I don't think it works doesn't represent uber they should be working on something better than that I agree yeah it through a band sue you're right yeah what are you gonna have this little like light up butthole in your in your windshield it might be because there was this tradition in Silicon Valley that was very popular which is just like you have a letter as your icon like you look at Facebook's icon and various other things like that was the cliche so maybe they wanted to like do something a little bit different this is different this is different it's just stupid say one thing nice about it I kind of liked the you can't say it's different gritted background like the little like artsy mosaic background that's about it are they different color I can't tell the ones blue and ones red yeah I can't the blue the blue is the normal uber the Rose a green it's like a teal it's like a dark turquoise one uh yeah this is fun it's not it's not good and the UH and the other one is like a dark magenta like a dark it is weird that they have to like two icons for drivers and well I get that like it's always been linked and it's a different app it's always been a two sided thing yeah we talked about this a while ago I'll bring it up again I'm trying to get over drivers like straight up telling me my rating when I get in the car uh is it a positive rating yeah I have like a 48 so don't you think they're saying it as like except five your rating is really good I'm good you know rate me well and I'll rate you well there's a lot of that going on yeah but the guy I had the other day come back from CBS said he's like Jeff you're he's like I don't usually he's like they'll they'll always preface it with like I don't usually tell people I am i but they don't my butt aka the new eber logo no um yeah he's like you got a four point eight men yeah most New Yorkers have four or below right I was like wow that makes me special I'm like and then we got into the show so I bring this up because I got a very candid conversation about tipping without with you / dryer okay so like I said I was like hey do you realize you know like we got I forget how it it got into it but he's like some you know he's like and people tip me and I'm like you know that's a weird way to ask me for a tip right by talking about how people tip you right and then I said you understand like part of uber early success was the the the peace of mind knowing that I kept them you're just not supposed like uber without saying it right Uber's basically implied and and don't tip because we're taking care right not of tipping but other way men enough to not require a tip yeah and it's like oh that's you know that's all propaganda I'm like I don't know they do like a boots on the ground grassroots yeah paint it's like he's trying to hurt her I was trying to swindle some try me and well well uber is trying to swindle stuff by the rates plummeting which they have in recent years because like they've become the norm so like they can lower their rates more dramatically so I get why he's doing that but yeah I mean I'm not gonna tip over drivers I'm sorry like even after this great conversation we had yeah I'm just not gonna give you know so so I got so so then I was like okay it's on this rhetoric conversation having it's on right and I basically got him to say if someone gives me a five that's just as good as tipping so like really yeah I guess it cuz you get higher priority right i mean i give fives you I throw five out like it's nothing yeah pretty pretty much I mean you don't have to do much you don't have to offer me water or anything to get a 5c I think everyone starts at four and you either go up or you go down from four okay or you got it because you know what they say about what you know how you do those poor those ratings of like customer service people where they're like please stay on the line to do a review of me oh you know what are you kidding but you know it it depends you son of a bitch if I ever how much goddamn time do you have if I have a really good person and they were really helpful I will stay on the line but the important thing is for those your the word as I understand it they only look at two reviews the five star reviews and the one star reviews if you give a three or a four or to see ignore and completely ignored right because what kind of although I don't know yeah I guess what kind of like amazing constructive criticism right you shouldn't even be they're at that point I even pay attention it should just be awful or great right I'm fine with that thumbs up thumbs down what do you need variance for well then if it's thumbs up thumbs down then then you're gonna get a lot more coming through where's like you know saying like a kid it can't be that binary yeah I don't know anyway thanks to what the hell was his name rich thanks to rich my uber driver hooking it up but you didn't tip him know it in tip of and I gave him five sec I gave him five stars cuz I said I would and he said he'd give me five stars yeah and then you know we shook hands and went on our way there is nothing better than sitting silently in the back of her like a really bad uber driver and being miserable and then yes the second you get out of the car you're like BAM one star why would you do that if he's a tear like I've had drivers getting like Oh accident all a bad drivers wait you've been in an uber accident like a fender be like no no no like he clipped the side of a toll booth with his mirror my generation yeah yeah you get a 1 or like he's making he's like a bad driver there's like various other things that can go wrong that i will once star people i think uber is on the cusp of having to deal with a lot of these little minutiae sorta things were like they're all like some of them are idiots with the phone and they just use their phone on their lap like oh look horrified if it's if it's mounted sure and then and they only use it like when they're stopped yeah I'm okay with it not okay with it if you're in like suburbia where you're driving like but when you're in New York and you're like stopped at a light yeah you tap stuff Ryan care sure but these morons using it while they're driving i'm just like that's not cool I was coming back from the airport and some guy he had it mounted against this here and then the phone overheated and he liked unplugged it and then is like trying to fix on his lap trying to fix the phone I'm like can you just like not to worry about I'll plug in the address and you can use my gps and he's like no no I got it yeah one star in one storm getting one star for that yeah exactly you deserve one star ver man bad new new york city taxes just need better software get with it so and you'll file a little bit of Vince on that I know are they have an app called arrow okay that nobody knows is that and knowing is it but it connects the like that's crazy it apparently it's uber yeah and then the price I don't know how prices are comparable I don't know how it works yeah they were share that's the problem is like you can't beat overshares prices there no wicked crazy ad and in New Jersey uberx dropped by fifteen percent i mean i'm trapped i'm going i'm coming back from devil games like I'm going from Newark to hoboken for eight dollars crazy it's crazy that it's just you're just not people use it in San Francisco is like a commuting tool yeah like they don't use it as like a special when it's that cheap it should seven bucks right where it should replace your car it's not all right that's enough about uber let us know what you think god dammit Hoover I want to talk about something called error 53 yeah I guess I didn't know about this until I read the link you posted in here and it's pretty interesting yeah it's real interesting and scary air 53 is a specific apple iphone software error that basically threatens to kill your iphone because it only appears when the phone knows it's been repaired by a non apple authorized repair person yeah I don't think that's fully accurate okay it's just picked apart a little bit yeah so I read the article and the idea is all these people essentially their phone breaks or ever they bring it there one guy was in like like Jakarta or flourish like in the middle of nowhere and he brings it to some guy to fix the iphone they fix the iphone it works great and then he updated the iOS 9 and the second he did that he got this error 53 brought it to an apple store and essentially they were like yeah it's toast it's done like it won't work anymore and the people are saying essentially it's a way to discourage people from going to third party retail places to get their phones fixed and it's a way to encourage people to just go to apple and pay apple to get their phones so that's the one side of it and let me start by saying i don't necessarily have a side but these are both sides from a consumer of a consumer standpoint that sound like apples take on it or their opinion what they've said is essentially touch ID is the little circle home button that reads your fingerprint and it's like the security device so what they're saying or this girl is that the phone can't discern they didn't say this specifically but essentially the phone can't discern the difference between a third party person fixing your phone cracking your phone open fix your phone and like a nefarious guy that's trying to hack into your touch ID oh you know what I say to that what make your phone better don't don't make yeah like work that into it yeah why me to do that right I'm Apple they put a man on the moon totally I agree with you I think it was probably an unforeseen consequence like I don't think they were like oh and this is also going to nail bunch of people they have got their phones fixed so and I I understand where that train of thought the fingerprint scanning stuff is super super sensitive material right yeah like it's essentially your password they're like if it's more it's more than that it's like it's like biological information it's like it's it's important that it's a password it's your key to your bank and wallet and money and yeah I mean that's a it's a big deal yeah so I get it I get it but there's got to be a way to and I understand like I understand their say there the whole thing is like oh you crack your screen yeah you're gonna go back to Apple for three hundred dollars you're gonna go to Jimmy who give you do it for twenty bucks right exactly um but there's there's got to be a finer sort of like line there yeah I mean whatever they activated in 99 point 0 iOS 9 that is increasing that sensitivity it probably needs to be dialed back the problem is Apple wants their phone to be the like yeah you can use this phone if you own a bet if you run a bank or you're the secretary of state or something and you don't have to worry about it like falling is wrong hands because secure so what they can't have is like oh yeah there's this thing where you just crack it open you connect these two diodes and you get right around touch ID yeah that can't have that so it's a weird situation but if it's impacting I don't know who knows how many people it's impacting but if it's impacting a crapload of people I think he needs a dog back and figure out another way to like secure it and then address it in the next hardware refresh or just like there are more like you could have like three stage security if you're really concerned about that level of security like or like or like maybe instead of error 53 three-stage security wait guess it should look of it if it's smart enough to activate here if it smart up to act my error 53 it's smart enough to add third yes fixed we fixed it I was entering what's-his-face oh the Johnny I've een yeah Johnny I've in yo the Oh Johnny I've you mean the Irish dude Johnny Johnny I fear we've made a decision aluminium bowls I was trying to answer speaking of security I was trying to answer any obtained security questions the other day and that i entered probably 10 years ago and two of the questions were like easy to remember and one of the questions was what was your first concert and i'll i'll say that's fine because i've never used it again and i changed it so my first concert was Billy Joel the problem is it's like a password so you need to get the caps right in the spacing right and I'm trying every option did you make it one word I couldn't forget like is Joel capitalized is it two words yes but it was taught me nuts I don't do that always make it one word are they always case sensitive I don't know I feel like they're not always phillies my bank doesn't do this is part of a new york government gotcha site and it was driving me nuts real quick before we hit the brake uh there's like there's there's still those rumors we you brought up in the pre-show hear about the next iphone oh yeah is that so that so the room the rumor the weirdest rumor of all is that the iphone 7 will not have a standard threw up um headset jack eighth inch yeah headphone jack yes in december's were like mid-january they've been around for a while they've definitely been around for a while I they've they're older than a couple and yeah I mean I'd be pretty bummed about that would you be bummed as much as like I would be more bummed than surprised do you mean like I would not be surprised would not be special you have would do that well after the the last Mac update which has had one port in it um the US one USB a seaport 3 port whatever it is yeah so I would not be surprised but yeah I'd be bummed it'd be a drag I I do wonder how much space that takes up and whether it it really increases the thickness like if you have to support an eighth inch jack there's no way let's see how much thinner how much thinner could the phone get you can shave off like this you want to be holding a credit card thick phone that'd be pretty cool you just hold in your wallet you could shave off probably i would say three millimeters on each side of the headphone jack and still have room right so again my point being how goddamn thin is his phone and i want to be able to like I want this family this fall through my finger cracks at the or LSD tabs just like that yeah I want it I want to be able to slide my phone into a vending machine dollar slot yeah that's what I want to be able to do well because once it gets that then you could just put it under your skin it's like a sub there yeah anyway I mean that'd be awesome there are really good headphones out there that people spend hundreds and hundreds maybe even thousands of dollars on and you're gonna come out and be like nah well theoretically I there would be a an identity which doesn't make me happy but like that would be the answer to a lot of people she's napped adapter I don't know it's a direct it's a direct we're gonna take a break before that I want to tease next week next week Vladimir duty A's will be here he said count apparently he says duty a you ever hear him say his name now so Vlad say CBS correspondent he's on he sits in for some of the hosts on CBS this morning sometimes he's one of the main account why what is the count about the name sound he sounds like a count no that doesn't he like a vampire not well I mean they're not all counts are vamp they're not now surprisingly enough account like what is account where's that conference like a it's like a Duke oh okay that's me sound Wellington or something like that how radomir duty a yeah maybe he says when he says his last name he says it's so fast it sounds like he doesn't even know how to say he's like I'm Vladimir dude it and I'm like why wait what come back and say again anyway he'll be here hopefully if he's not flown some to some place across the plan work mattis to cover something but yeah he'll be here and he'll be shooting the with us Vlad's a good dude where we go way back so that'll be a lot of fun and then the following week the 2d so that's the 12th is when my flat and 19th jordan hoffman is back to talk oscars joho that's what they call them that's upsetting Joho George often all right back with more 404 after a word from our sponsor I don't have time Russ is never enough time I'll have the time to read somebody's 4000 word dissertation those those long reads this long play journalistic endeavors their times thanks the problem is that I want to consume the content want a knowledge I want that yeah if you're like Russ and I you're well aware of all the good stuff out there on the 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anyway uh so Super Bowl 50 is Sunday arm who is playing Jeff you know uh don't wanna do not tell me I know it's definitely the Bronco good so I thought it was the Cardinals but it's not it's the Carolina Panther correct well done oh yeah that nice i nailed it and you name one player on both teams obviously peyton manning work that's all i can name you can't okay on the broncos yes and I know the quarterback on the on the UH this some um snow not I know I'm looking at him ok and see his face Stacey Hanuman fantasy ok cnet is very interested in his first name Apple nope his name is Apple Google Apple Tesla uber ago I Cena is interested in both names because both names are potentially tech inspired is there woods no I don't know why some woods uh CN this is initials oh damn it CN ya Curtis know Colin let's just stop kamla Oh Kemp Kim oh my god you don't know the West Newton Cam yeah it's a camera and Newton which is a nap forgotten Apple product that is a stretch I news I knew I know the name Cam Newton good work at least I got Newton there you I did you said cam yeah great okay fine come on up should i say fig next time would that be easier oh boy uh yeah so obviously you don't care all you don't care about football no it's the worst okay I care somewhat about football I get anything on it no I don't like I care I would like to bet on it if someone if someone in this office had a box pool out there I would give you money for numbers they don't there's no one doing a box pool it I'm seeing it loud enough so somebody can hear me yeah so I guess not not even you the guys always betting on stuff Oh Jake Oh typical Jake yeah I yeah why so you would do a bottom like I guess so it's something to watch and you're sort of invested in it yeah I won't I like gambling a little bit I don't like gambling and gambling at that point it's like the boxing the lottery yeah okay no but like if you get scale the numbers one and seven or like 4am been random I'm not picking those get it but like it's fun to be like all I need safety in three touchdowns yeah I agree it makes the game more its makes it way more interesting especially be careful is mostly uninteresting I like it on paper but I agree there's a lot of dead time there's so much dead time there's commercials after every goddamn thing they do yeah they flip the coin will be right back it's like it they kick off KITT most kick officer touchbacks and they go to commercial after they show a guy kick a ball into the green yeah and then they sell your burger get out for now it's a bummer I like what the what am i watching that look capitalism man i get it and i get it and football's not even a sport anymore it's like this religion the whole store like an infrastructure but the core of the sport i think is interesting the like offense defense like the very planned offense defense all right except there's like Claire I students every play and every guy's freaking brain bashing his head yeah it's been so so and then they're like oh we're gonna have all these and look catch the Super Bowl on CBS this Sunday's oh yes Super Bowl 50 on our own CBS network and is premiering right afterwards LL Cool J will be hosted know uh so yeah I so find they're talking about all we're gonna have 98 different they're doing like a new a new instant replay thing okay that's gonna look like bullet time feel like they've done that before yeah I think it's just a matter of degree where they do matrix sorta oh so they're taking like a ton of photos and the circular motion I've seen that but not with like a ton of it's like 45 jagged right yeah so maybe this will be better so you can see at what point exactly he was paralyzed so are though cuz it's like really is that gonna make people more excited for the year that CBS has two Super Bowl no it doesn't matter so advice doesn't mat and got Coldplay oh that's who's playing that really cool by coldplay man have they done anything the last five years yeah they have a new album 01 the song says Beyonce oh good for Beyonce guess is gonna show up in the halftime show yeah I'd say probably Beyonce she was in what last year two years ago I don't know i don't i don't really care for the the way I look at the Super Bowl generally if I'm not engaged with that thing is like a social event you have people over you drink beer eat bad food when you just hang out for a couple hours and you half watch the game but you just shoot the and that's kind of what I wanted to bring this up for how to survive the Super Bowl if you don't care right nachos and Puppy Bowl no it's all about the seven-layer bean dip oh yeah i mean i'm sure you can I don't like beans is the thing I just don't like them they're mushy do I bite do I just swallow son of a bitch I like it's sort of okay if it's with like a burrito cuz you need the burrito and you know how it what to do with like meat and rice I can't even share this podcast but like beans like my fiance has like baked beans sometimes I'm like I don't it's not appetizing I don't know how to eat you sound like Andy Rooney I'm not sure how to eat baked beans do I put them up my nose it's just very I don't like the texture they don't look appetizing so but in the seven-layer dip yeah what else is in there you got lettuce tomato cheese sour cream do you mix leaf no it's layered you dude I understand it's layered but after its lair do you that well when you pop in the household Tia chip how long is this tortilla chip that it's a it's a restaurant style thick you need a thick chip how much depth are we talking I think you're talking two inches it's like yeah that's it so you need inches so you need a very wide yeah wide tray Gary wide track I will take a photo of it stays is making it for the party we're going it must be hard to maintain the equilibrium no later no no no thick to wipe them from dipping it's not that complement it tastes essentially essentially the same if it was mixed no you don't know oh no why because you can't have certain layers touching each other like the lettuce can't touch the beans yeah I'm making I'm it's like Nazi Germany where you can't have like Germany runarounds exactly it right that the seven-layer bean dip was a culinary metaphor I knew it for World War two no but like so you have so you have olives on the top maybe like I'm sure a blackout they crushed jobs another likes full light slot no sliced black olives I've sliced okay okay sure tomato one two fought refried bean three sour cream for cheese five we say tomatoes I don't think so sex uh and then whatever we throw throw in whatever okay maybe guacamole no luck charms not gonna do it guac a freaking moly yeah I like guacamole yeah but I don't like avocado what the hell same with me i love i love pickles I hate cucumbers go figure yeah but how bad do you want this dip right now I can't anymore I just can't someone invited me to what's wrong rusty poo you silly dallas BBQ the night after i went inside the coen brothers movie would talk about in a second and I was just like I can't man this is what you turn whatever 30 plus no that's not it just made me it's just me like I eat everything and the next day you're not paying the price I I think it's even gotten better for me like I used to not be able to have like ice cream at midnight I can do that now what happened before when he had eyes it would just be a freaking sludge factory like it was the I don't need that it would just be bad news bad you have a very sense it's very sensitive my mom wants to take me to take probiotic pills just you think just don't make me feel or just eat that yogurt that Scott I whenever I take fiber supplement a little very I put a lot of leg work into making my stomach not awful I want to see you gain some weight I need to gain way it's been look I'm 32 I've been this wait for 20 years I'm not you even weigh more than 150 I know probably oh my god and it's just and you're taller than me I'm yeah maybe an inch taller maybe you're what can I like granted I understand why people think up to change it load of protein I i do i love protein i can't not have much start having three thousand calorie days 3,500 it doesn't advertise me like that's not like I tried the like post you would your favorite vice to eat cinnamon rolls so I thought at the super bowl party on sun boar or buffalo wings those are two things I you know but I feel like buffalo wings are not as bad I mean they're fried chips fried chicken well it depends on like the quality of the chicken and stuff like that but I will I a hundred percent if I absolutely annihilate like 20 of them oh I'll go to town and it's not because I don't have an appetite like I eat it just and there you like blue cheese it's fattening yeah but I can't have cheese oh that's right so I have rain stress we're at an impasse branches fairy tale get that buttery buttery creamy ranch I i have a very quick transversal period there was something so funny about like a heavier fat Russ fresh today I got to imagine one of these days it's gonna hit me by 40 and it's something do you drink a lot of beer I can't drink beer anymore i just-i can't-- beers gone beers gone beers I years vanish in the dash for the high drink tequila when did that happen like the last few years several years and I had one Heineken the other day and I felt sick i didn't feel nauseous I didn't feel drunk I just felt like gross like oh my stomach I wonder if there's people is any whores like what is I won't this again gastroenterologist listening and he's like oh he's gonna die in here no why would this be because your tip it's that IBS doesn't kill anybody I you think it's IBS no I whatever it is gore Crohn's doesn't really i don't think it's crying people the thing is i like have this list of things in my head that i can eat and be fun like i have an egg sandwich every morning and i can have bacon on that although I Alex does not want me to have bacon every day anymore because she thinks she read that article that gives me buck cancer which turned out to be BS but I'm still have weaned myself off having bacon every day I just haven't once a week now it's so damn good I love a turkey bacon yeah well it's process anyone any good anything cured yes bad news but apparently it's not what else can I put on an egg sandwich that's not like that is protein but not cured me that's purchase more X right tastes like the United sandwich every day alright if you know if you know a way to get rust fat yeah let's uh let's have that I've had so many people you got to work out every day you go eat 19 raw eggs like Rocky you so many people you could have more eggs or more egg whites if you don't want the cholesterol and just just eat like 10 egg whites a day I like that yellow part though that's the best part it's pretty fattening and cholesterol II clearly not it is what's up for me cholesterol ester alright well the mission to get you fat continues I am so yeah like for me you know i'm going to my buddy's house in Jersey uh you know I haven't seen him in a while so we'll get to catch up and 19 he's got a beautiful house but I don't when you walk in the door they all go oh oh it's just like Jersey Jersey guys oh oh oh oh is that a little Dylan a bed buddy yeah no it's not like I know I've hung out with your friends you're terrible uh so that'll be cool but yeah it's a struggle for me like Stacy's like I'll probably leaves in the third quarter how far is it from your place odds me like 40 45 minutes yeah she's a go probably during the third quarter I'm like dawn to tell me twice right exactly cuz that's the best time to drive home oh yeah no was no one's on the road that is I mean we're having people over our place and it's nice because I have no interest in like it's like nine o'clock ten o'clock at night I don't want to be coming over to Sunday night it's the worst Oh it'll be great it'll be like so by the time the third quarter starts it's almost like eight nine o'clock like walking around the garbage bag okay guys like do the scheme's time what are you doing was last year that big blow uh no last year was the good game with the Seahawks in the patriot yeah when that last section at a year before was I think local out with Peyton got right now right by you don't even know your call yes oh come on well both two years ago I don't remember san fran school yes was it for sure sure yeah anyway uh super bowl I'll catch it on CBS this sunday and i guess the commercials are exciting but they're not because you see them all before yeah and I guess you just wait to laugh it was exciting at one point I remember getting really excited there was a time when Lexi commercial right but there was a time when the commercials worse though such a mystery yeah and you had a lot of products debuting so you're saying let's make a few predictions we're gonna see a lot you mean brands that I'm gonna see a big Batman for Superman oh you mean trailer why yeah yeah the only movie thing I don't yeah probably by over superman and i would say a marvel what's the next Marvel movie a Deadpool Captain America oh that's the schedule is not a Disney Marvel that's the other Marvel oh really yeah but there probably will be maybe a Deadpool add is that the Sony more we don't have a lot of money though dead yeah then they made their move for like 30 million very cheap movie but they are spending on marketing are they really doing like the rom-com fake ad for it I've seen some of the marketing materials are like bring your girlfriend on Valentine's are like human great I think the markings for this movie yeah it's kind of low it's not it just plays into the whole thing I wish I could talk about it I just saw last night I can't talk about it yet um so what about I'm trying to think what else what other sort of brand surprises I feel like Squarespace is gonna do I know Squarespace is like new branding I wonder if they'll do it maybe I could see oh I saw that ad for the contest tiny coffee shop did you see they won like a contest with I forget the larger company but there was a contest essentially like hey what's your small business it was like into it had a contest it was like getting one small business a Subaru ahead and so there's this tiny upstate New York coffee place that like won a Super Bowl ad that's kind of like cool it's like cute little ad and now they're going to be forced to go to business because they can't keep up with the demand yeah uh it's the groupon effect um what about like um no because you seen at it CBS is rocking the Super Bowl although I know they would want to pay me on the center of the field they paid for some brand maybe the coin they flip on one side is seen it on the other side gamespot okay and it's my face and whoever wins gets bigger bonus and Daniel Dwyer on the other one could be maybe you are the face of seeing it that's what I'm told okay will end things today with a quick and dirty review of the latest coen brothers movie what is it called its called Hail Caesar I love it have you seen commercials for it all doesn't matter i have i seen the commercials but it wouldn't matter because I will follow those two guys through the gates of hell yeah I like the movie quick and dirty I'm not going to spoil anything I I would say if you're looking I would say it falls in the line of hudsucker proxy which is a movie that is not that's like one of their first ones right but that's one of the earlier ones with tim robbins i love hudsucker proxy it's not known as like one of the best Coen Brothers movies but it's good it's like very this movie's very camp seems very stylized very stylized and like over the top that's show hudsucker is the one you would compare it to yes it's definitely close to stop what about if you have to compare to a second coen brothers movie ah cuz no cuz I feel like not a lot of people have seen hudsucker proxy yeah it's not like Lebowski I mean it's like a campy or more of the top Lebowski and so far as like a lot of crazy characters in one central character I revolt by then right of all them they wrote it and directed where do they come up with this stuff they're geniuses there's no question like it's amazing how talented they are and they have like great people that work around them like their 7th ographers great and everyone wants to work with them so they get amazing actors and this sort of movie it's like an ensemble movie so you have huge actors but they might only appear for like a minute and it's just very weird and silly I don't know that it's going to be like universally praised the ver- the release time of it is strange like what do you mean in February yeah like don't I feel like if I'm a coen brothers movie I want to come out in november i know they're not like a blockbuster let know but they I feel like those guys get Oscar buzz every now and then this is not gonna win an Oscar okay well I think they probably knew I think a Martian would do anything yet here we are how's that movie nominee will talk to Jordan about yeah yeah but I like it overall I don't think it's there best stuff but if you like the comb brothers like sillier stuff I love this um I think you'll enjoy it and Brolin who's the lead and this is excellent like really really how long is it it's not crazy i think it's like an hour 45 if i had to guess it's perfect maybe yeah it feels very quick like it moves I'm really looking forward to seeing it I uh I'm just obsessed with those guys they're amazing they're fantastic uh yeah I just want to party with them right you just want to have a couple drinks and talk it over talk it all over with them yeah it's great all right well thanks for that quick dirty Hail Caesar is that out it comes out today what do you know if you ever want to take somebody to all these screenings you go to the problem is I'm not getting the screenings there I'm the plus one if someone else because I don't do moving Emery Keith so until Warner Brothers or whoever wakes up I was like oh this guy is really important you should be invited all right but until then I'll send letters to with whoever have to do that yeah thanks so much for tuning into the show 866 404 seen it it's our phone number can reach out on social media it's at the 404 follow us on our sub reddit reddit com / r / 404 we're on facebook as well just search for 4 on facebook that that wonderful site you update that I do I put up so for facebook and you didn't like witter I should put the show up everywhere yeah you know like it's funny the the what we have going right now is like a very autopilot e situation they're like we know we get people listening but they're just kind of doing their thing and they're taking it and they're like they're like I get what you would get out of you what I want you're gonna get me this thing every week I'm not gonna talk to you you're not gonna talk to me people can talk to us if they want you could reach us on Twitter we 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