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you know the parts of your body where you only sweat like four months out of the year that's happened to me now in the middle of winter it's disgusting out today I should have called out sick well we're out here in the park in the middle of February it's 75 degrees just the way nature intended if I'm gonna answer some questions I gotta find some shade at flow turbulence in honor of burnout paradise getting an HD remaster what's the next EA game you would like to see get that treatment it can't be Mass Effect that's easy mutant league hockey mmm because it was like a hockey game where you could play as a demon or a which there was no penalties you there was just death so like you go on the power play because your guy died because he got decapitated or something right it was just like across the way right that's the name of my new band slug Zamboni at row nose has there ever been a good year of CES I'm sure tan blue wants to know our rear speakers really that important for surround system here's the deal wireless speakers all the ones that I've seen they're kind of garbage but I think you need them for really good surround sound so you're sort of screwed maybe the thing to do is get a wired one figure out a way put those wires under the carpet get someone to do it put them in the walls it's way worth it I don't know about Star Trek if you could be the creative lead on a reboot of any game what would it be SSX I would love to bring that back I know they had one a couple years ago but I want a brand new SSX game I would love to do that and I would also love to bring back eternal darkness that was one of my favorite games of all time on the Gamecube like psychological effects in the game where they would like pretend the game shut off or like the volume would go all the way down but it was all fake like the sanity effects they called it really rad bring that back I want to be in charge of it thank you you know yeah absolutely not it's so goddamn hot out today what's that one TV show that everyone seems to like but in your opinion sucks West world isn't that good everybody don't treat me like a piece of crap that show treats me like garbage two different timelines going on at the same time oh the big reveal is that the good guys really the bad guys don't do that to me don't treat me like garbage AB that shall cost so much money to make it should be better and you know what else I'm boring oh my god is it boring put me at Abed Westworld Jason wants to know what are some of your favorite games of all time we simply don't have time for all that I'm just gonna say off the top of my head Bioshock and braid Jeff what kind of phone do you recommend for someone that doesn't care about phones but needs a phone and never wants to buy another phone again just get like a used iPhone eight who cares right just it's got a good camera it's gonna do you good you'll be fine and it's the perfect phone for people who don't care about phones I don't understand it and like it is so uber violent like how graphic does that show need to be were there any pieces of tech you impulse bought or techy feds you went all in on that people mocked you for were they right they were all definitely right when I was a kid I used to buy all these nonsense digital watches that did all this stuff that they didn't need to do like you don't need a watch to control a TV I don't know why I thought that was cool but I got one I also had a watch that vibrated when your phone would ring how do I knew that for it but I bought it was like $400 it also went off actually well from the microwave would run to like why can't they just be robots with like gears spilling out of them and they're like no we made livers and pancreas is for these robots to wear these draw whatever you want to call them that show sucks greatest movie ever made trick question Terminator 2 Terminator 2 is a great movie but I don't know you can't pick the best movie who's got a favorite movie if someone says they do they're lying but it's the big lebowski mister fireball is there any game in your history you wish you could take time back from yeah I would like to get my freshman and sophomore years of college back from a little game called counter-strike 1.6 I didn't even know who my roommate was I played CS one six day I was the man I could see like the Sun going into the lens that's okay looks okay John says you Dan a B Alex and Vinnie have turned into superheroes overnight what are each of your superpowers I don't think it's speak for all the giant bomb people but my superhero ability would be the power to find shade wherever it might be even in the desert because I am a pale man and I need to find shade whenever possible if the Sun is out I mean look perhaps I already have the power your skin's gonna thank you your skin's gonna thank you shadow monster the amount of lobsters in the world has increased 1000-fold they're now everywhere what is the first thing you do there is no time my god what do you do with all these lobsters I know I'm gonna be eating a lot of them for sure but I feel like they would have to be a part of everyday life so perhaps we could train them to do some sort of skill like repair phone lines or you know dig tunnels this is just off the top of my head well put these lobsters to work is what I'm saying it's all right charlie come back here Charlie all these people are scaring away my friends at stumble stumble you're on a breakaway do you go five-hole dude I wish I could pick a shot when I'm on a breakaway going through the goalies legs that's fantastic I just want to make sure I'm even gonna hello sir I just want to make sure I'm even gonna like get the puck on net let alone score Lambeau wants to know of my favorite non Devils player at the moment P case you been at big fat Chris do you go to the same hairdresser slash barber every time or change it up that's a real sensitive subject man I've been cheating on my barber I moved out of Hoboken and I used to go to this guy we had a really cool thing going on I don't know if he misses me but I really missed him because the stories we would talk about ancient aliens and how the moon isn't really a plant a moon it's just like a space station he was a good dude I miss him a lot I don't know if I should say his name is that stuff yeah it's Nick a Geno's in Hoboken I miss you man I hope everything's going well Adam says chips even know me Adam well this was a lot of fun wasn't it being out in the middle of winter when it's 70 degrees no it's not it's actually alarming anyway I'm not gonna be here next week but the week after that Abby Russell from Giant Bomb joins me on the show she'll be sitting right here in this area perhaps have questions for her have questions for me comment like subscribe we'll see you next time Oh