Gadgetory

these are the top five ways to fix Superman on film this is Superman right now it shouldn't be here are five ways to make Superman so much better you might even like him on film at number five vibrate sure let's believe a world were a man from outer space so happens to look like a human being and has nearly limitless powers due to the Yellow Sun but are you telling me that no one in the world has taken a clear picture of Superman and figured out who he is between facial recognition tech and everyone having a camera in their phone his secret identity should be blown by now so let's use a trick used by Superman in the comics that a certain Scarlet speedster uses frequently on TV vibrate slightly that would mean every image of Superman is blurry that would protect Clark and his family and speaking of Clark number four make Clark Kent distinctly different than Superman in the current movie universe this is Superman and this is Clark Kent each man is the size of a brick wall the method of handling the Clark Superman thing was well explored by Christopher Reeve Clark is so vanilla he does not stand out Clark in the modern movies is kind of a jerk to his boss which should get him noticed a bit and number three smarten up the current Superman in movies might be the dumbest version ever I'm talking about his lack of intelligence here he's not the smartest character in comics but he should be able to put together a few thoughts at any given time that could avoid all kinds of messes in Batman V Superman dawn of justice spoiler upcoming is there any reason he couldn't have one of his peers used that kryptonite spear instead of deciding to do it himself that's just one instance of super stupidity and number two cheer up no one really trust Superman in the movies why I don't know maybe smile more how about talking more Superman is so dour perhaps he'll be more cheery after he comes back from the dead at number one let him be good what does Superman stand for what's his rules great questions you would think that two movies would establish what exactly is at the core of Superman that Captain America movies showed you you can have a character who stands for truth and justice without being completely boring and if you think i have a marvel bias I don't the 1970s Superman film also managed to do the same thing if the goal is to do the storyline from injustice where Superman becomes an evil dictator maybe the audience would be more invested in him if he was a true good guy before turning evil no one watches this part so I just like to say I was not a Superman fan until I read the man of steel mini series by john byrne it showed why the character could be relevant and interesting go read if you get a chance anyway I'm I as actor I'll see you online