Gadgetory

Hey bridgie the elf here I tell you being one of Santa's elves just ain't what it used to be kids used to love my fine craftsmanship but now kids all want these high-tech toys that look alive it's putting me out of work I mean have you seen what's hot now everything has got these newfangled sensors like this little fingerlings monkey it's the year's hottest toy it just senses when you hold it different ways swing it around give it a pet on the head it even listens for kisses and then there's the fur real roarin Tyler the Tiger he knows when you pet him in certain places and reacts when you roar at him rah every toys just loves to chat it up like magical princess Twilight Sparkle she knows when you pet her cheeks and touch her horn breakfast is a wonder and powerful thing even the worst enemy can become first you need understanding and she just goes on and on about friendship and magic yada yada yada hit me yeah well my my little horsey gets magical hiccups too here's a minion MIP turbo Dave you drive him by waving your hand around in different ways no remote control needed there's even a mode where he could be a guard to look out what anyone gets near such a pleasant sound and parents are gonna love all the little accessories that can be lost which each have their own special sensors like with Zoomer the show Pony she responds to different items like her carrot her Apple and if you give her too much of the sugar cube she's gonna spin off into a sugar overload and get this she knows when you brush her hair who can compete with this but in all my elfin years I have never seen anything as realistic as lava Bella she learns the talk the more you play with her she can be tickled she plays peekaboo she also interacts with accessories like this little lamb toy she'll suck on a pacifier or she'll drink from her bottle when it's near her lips but don't try to feed her when she's full but this one really puts a jangle in my jingle the hero droid bb-8 that actually follows you and obeys voice commands bb-8 how are you parents need to spend some time learning how to get the head and body all synced up and charged cause it ain't no is easy come on bb-8 I need a cup of hot cocoa let's go a smart toys these days I got to sign up for that robotics class