are you sick and tired of push
notifications emails text messages and
snapchats is the nine-to-five too
serious
do you often confuse your food with your
phone then you need a banana phone
banana phone is a Bluetooth enabled
mobile handset that connects to your
smartphone so you can talk to your
friends and family on a banana we like
to think of it as a phone with appeal
and we're taking a bite out of the Apple
accessory market one banana at a time oh
hello there welcome to banana lap let me
show you what we've been up to we've
engineered a robust banana handset with
you in mind based into this delicious
design everything you need to spark real
conversations a touch of a button on the
bus on the beach at your office on the
street show the world your wild side and
that you stand for endangered mountain
gorillas yo banana call max
Yello hey you get it tell about the
grill yeah I'll tell them about it
banana phone giving back is important
we've developed a partnership with
gearing up for gorillas a nonprofit
focused on conservation of wild mountain
gorillas and Braga National Park and the
DRC not only is banana phone hilarious
but it supports a great cause as well a
banana phone our vision is simple talk
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and the co-creator of the mini working
wit incredible styling two men I
wouldn't help you fit in with mini wagon
waiting for you Lily Jeanette so I
created my own and I'm making it up you
can use it to finally stop pressing the
snooze button and wake you up in the
morning make you a delicious home-cooked
meal can't afford a guard dog to me will
protect your home from intruders keeping
your valuables safe and down great job
to be he'll write that essay you've been
putting off for the past three weeks and
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not feeling enough energy for that last
set don't worry
something will keep you motivated at the
gym entertain your animals
look how much fun they're having
distract your angry BOTS from all those
reports you forgot to deliver over the
past quarter
I smell a promotion coming impress your
friends on social media how the road
trip buddy that'll gain you access to
the carpool lane and all your favorite
songs are his favorite songs - feeling
competitive challenge to be - a game of
wits and few comes out on top
sink his battleship do you find yourself
home alone on the weekends or your
friends just always busy you'll never
have to drink alone because to be will
always be by your side
what Steve you need to take out the
trash now
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Louis can you set the table please no
mum you just took the catalog you're in
an actual laughs wrong with you you men
never do more than welcome that dying
what she doesn't know is that I can have
a bar and have a beer okay
I completely understand can you just
hold on one moment okay can you see if
you can say mr. Smith pale I think it's
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incapable of multitasking who can
multitask
a shower a great easy well I live my own
so I can do what I like in December 2016
we launched our bubble body wine holders
so people can pound for themselves have
a glass one with minimal fuss in the bar
now the very very success and some of
the feedback we got is that people who
like this year version for beer cans and
pint glasses so here it is the Handy
shank no DIY requirements a simple peel
and stick technique perfect for any beer
lovers bathroom and keep your shandi's
handy with a handy Shandy
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whoo hi I'm Bert waffle Minh are you
tired of being an indecisive pathetic
loser I know I was let's face it
decisions are hard and for some people
like myself they're really hard like all
the decisions do I want coffee this
morning
do I still find my wife attractive do
lizard people exist I don't know and
frankly half the time I'm not even sure
enough to commit to that answer and
that's why the fine folks intubate labs
created the decision ER with the
decision every decision is easy as pie
or cake or whichever one you like better
hey decision er do I like pie better
than I like cake not a chance
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making decisions has never been more
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you love me daddy
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baby he sure did thanks decision her
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consequences of decisions made this is a
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