5 New Amazing Inventions That Will Make You Crazy#2
5 New Amazing Inventions That Will Make You Crazy#2
2017-10-23
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think about the underwear you're wearing
now you'll be wearing them for 80% of
your life shouldn't they be the most
comfortable thing in your water most
brands splash their cash and Justin
Bieber and David Beckham which means
your comfort said go back see that's why
we created Joey where's the only undies
your balls deserve ordinary underwear is
flat-fronted doesn't breathe and was
likely ride up and shave our
revolutionary technology was developed
to ensure the perfect fit for your
package the ergonomic design provides
you with more space and better airflow
for your voice to save you from any
readjusting and gents dare I say it this
signals the end of sweaty balls and to
help you find the perfect fit we've
developed two versions the pro for
casual daily wear and the ketubah for
the athletes amongst you the choice is
yours
we've spent months testing hundreds of
different fabrics we discovered a
textile to revolutionize comfort Down
Under
it is making sustainable Beach fibres
three times softer than cotton and you
microbial and dries quickly so you can
save your balls in the earth at the same
time we've managed to do all of this at
a fraction of the cost of traditional
brands by bringing jury where's direct
from our factory to your doorstep our
beta testers will tell you this is
better than any high-end brand for left
at the end of the day we truly believe
your chap deserve better
with your help we're aiming to raise for
our first big bull quarter and if you
pledge we'll send you a pair of damn
comfortable perfectly crafted sweat
busting trunks your junk has ever
touched just in time for the summer hi
I'm Jake I'm young we're the team behind
the jury worth over the last nine months
we've been working really hard to create
a pair of underwear that your board
actually deserve we had been through 25
prototype beta testing on a hundred
people for construction worker to
financial traders they all love death
and the results are amazing so if you're
ready for a pair of super comfy anti
roid sweat busting boxer briefs pledge
today and your balls were sent to you
wink tell me do you enjoy a nice glass
of wine I think you might and so you
know that as good as wine is when you
open a bottle it only tastes that way
for about a day but not with cuvee
because cuvee has a super smart bottling
and dispensing system that keeps oxygen
from touching your wine this is what you
order and this is how you pour it the
screen tells you what you're drinking
tells you how much there is left to
drink shows you the story of the wine
lets you rate the wine and even order
more hey guys what are we drinking well
I was gonna open a red and I've been
craving a Chardonnay closely now that's
a problem what are you gonna do open two
bottles well I've read it's fine no it's
fine no with cuvee you can have that
Chardonnay baby knock yourself out
pour both
take it apart it was one friend who
loves his rose a live person the rest of
us not so much with cuvee you can choose
between hundreds of varietals styles and
vineyards in order from the cuvette
online store or even from the bottle
this means you can keep more wines
around and not worry about wastage
oxygen never gets into this bottle so
every glass you pour will taste amazing
for up to 30 days
drink what you want always fresh one
glass at a time
you and I have something in common we
are dreamers at least I prefer to think
you are and dreams are real aren't they
but not someone else's only your own
sanity is not to have control of a
reality of the capacity to light up the
chaos the place of origin of all our
discovery when sanity is lost I go back
to my dealer priest or favorite book
about a self-proclaimed film Messiah
sometimes it helps we don't need to
venture to the stars nor seek to dance
at magnificent horizons far and beyond
maybe it is enough to take light where
light has not been before
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