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what's up guys you're watching Jays two cents and this is tech addiction the weekly show that brings you some of the crazy news happening in the world of technology Apple has just filed for an entire portfolio pattinson is apparently going to cover what they are hoping to bring twist in the near future called the smart shoot the whole point of the smart shoe is that it's going to tell you when it is time to replace your shoes it's gonna have sensors processors and apparently it's going to hook up to your smart device and give you all sorts of information about your body how many steps you've taken how many calories you've burned what you look for in the opposite sex what kind of movies you like how bad your feet stink but I think the craziest thing is in the future now we're gonna have to start saying oh my god I gotta find an outlet because I have to charge my shoes of course this is nothing more than a patent so who knows that this will ever actually come to fruition Apple is definitely the leading innovator of writing down something on paper and rushing to patent it that way if it ever comes to reality they can go ahead and Bank on us speaking of Apple you guys know I like to dog apple a little bit and their stocks fell over fourteen percent this week so could this be the beginning of the end of apples raining global dominance in the world stock market a lot of analysts feel but this might have something to do with the dmca is ruling than it is legal to unlock your smartphone devices including apples to use on other networks is expiring this actually expired back in October but they decided to go ahead and give the public three months leeway to go ahead and continue to legally unlock their devices could you imagine what that prison conversation would be like what hey uh so what are you in for oh I got my wife cheating on me so I killed her I killed her dead and I put her in the lake but I didn't know that dead bodies float so no Here I am how much time you lookin at I said I'm gonna be in here for about four years palau you oh I i unlocked my cell phone from verizon and i made it work on sprint wow i'm facing ten years so the creator of Legos has been accused of racism for modeling Jabba the Hutt's palace after one of istanbul's most revered mosques is that right fat camp that can't be right the Turkish cultural community in Austria has called for Lego to make a public apology for frenching religious and cultural feelings apparently to create Legos you not allowed to have any sort of feelings whatsoever but Legos come out and said that this is nothing more than a coincidence they are mad because of the way that the Hutt's are portrayed in the movie and they feel that it gives a negative connotation with the Turkish people come on people this is a little bit ridiculous just because a building may look a little bit similar to yours does it mean that you guys are all walking around fat slugs who are gambling all the time this is honestly got to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard could it be because of the fact that star wars the old republic is releasing an expansion that is all about the huts or could it be because of the fact that Disney has already announced that they are making a seventh star wars movie to be directed by JJ Abrams there are some people that are not very happy about this some people are not happy about this at all if you're like me you love mechanical keyboards and if you're like everyone else you really hate the sound of mechanical keyboards because of all the clickety clickety clickety clack that they tend to make mechanical keyboards made their first debut back in the 1980s with IBM models that featured fully metal constructions and very very responsive tactile keys because of the mechanical switches but overtime keyboards have been made to be more quiet they're made out of thin membranes with plastic construction plastic keys on top of rubber membrane so that you don't drive your co-workers insane so if you're like me and you're like a very very tactile clicky keyboard check out Martius wireless Bluetooth keyboard which has all the functionality and feel of a tactile feedback of a fully mechanical keyboard but at the same sound level as your standard office issue this keyboard could be a little bit pricey though at one hundred and seventy dollars there are some other options on the market you could check out corsair razor thermaltake a lot of these companies make great mechanical keyboards designed for both gaming as well as just comfortable typing the last thing you would want to do is have a very loud keyboard that annoy people hearing live streams or maybe co-workers that would be very irritated very loud keyboard hey you want to keep it down over there i'm trying to do tech addiction my bad have you ever gone to a dating site have you ever heard of match.com match com has all sorts of commercials all over TV and the internet describing how using match com can help you find your soulmate your lover your companion and how it's a fully safe website to use however one woman found that that's not entirely true and that you cannot throw good judgement out the window simply because a website says it is safe take for instance a las vegas woman by the name of mary kay beckham mary used match com to go on a date and that date ended up stabbing her Wow I got right to the point on that one didn't I I'm sorry guys I like to do comedy on the edge but Beckham is suing match com for ten million dollars from misrepresenting the website in saying that it was entirely safe however right at the bottom of every single page on the website there is a huge disclaimer saying that match com is not responsible for any sort of harm or damage or injury that may come to somebody out of using match com it says that there is absolutely no replacement for good judgment and the person using the website is one hundred percent responsible for their own safety these are the kinds of people that require us to have some of the most ridiculous warning labels in the world I swear to God at work we have a shredder that shows no paper clips no cardboard no fingers and no babies I can't you can't make this up it says no babies right on our shredder these are also the same people that says it is not safe to operate motor vehicles while using a blindfold guys just use your good judgment this woman wants 10 million dollars because she was stupid all right guys I got one last announcement that I want to make if you were in the orlando area do me a favor check out the news on Monday night on Fox 35 yours truly Jays two cents is going to be featured on the news remixed with David Martin they're going to be using some footage from my working a nighty sucks video and its promise to be very very funny so if you live in the area doing a favor record it and send it to me of course I can see it online they're going to put it on their facebook website and they're also going to put it on the fox 35 website but i'd like to see how it looks when it airs on TV so if you live in the orlando area hit me up send me a message I'd like you to record it and find some way to get it to me even if you've got to take your cell phone and just pointed at the TV you gotta be one of those guys do it okay guys I'm gonna go ahead and get out of here early sorry there's no tech dumbass of the Week couldn't find one and I'm running out of time to get this show edited put together end up and online thanks once again to all of you guys who came to my livestream on Friday called tech talk with Jays two cents we had over 70 people in there at one time and it's had over 500 playbacks already I appreciate you guys for your support I'm Jace to census has been tech addiction I'm going to go ahead and get the heck out of here because I've got a lot of editing to do