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Ask JayzTwoCents (and Jerry) #2

2015-02-20
hey what's up guys Jays $0.02 here with my good friend barnacle ease barnacle ease nerdgasm and as you can tell we are not in my usual set nope I'm over here in the infamous internet-famous nerdgasm man cave nerd cave what do you call it bear cave right so where's the man cave now it's the nerd cave it isn't okay so anyway earlier today we asked for your guys's questions at hashtag ask Jays two cents and hash tag ask barnacle ease so today we're gonna be covering Jays two cents questions here on my channel if you guys want to know what he was asked head on over to his channel you'll find his link right down here and then you can see what kind of questions he was asked all we asked was that you guys kind of keep it fun light-hearted and silly not like you know Jay I have you know 20 Lane CPU how many processors and GPUs cut yeah we don't we don't we don't want to get really technical this is all about fun and if you're wondering what we're wearing I'm actually rocking one of Jerry's shirts here that says this shirt is for poor people it mine says what does I read it I think women can relate to me because I actually have breasts myself true story so Zane dark on Twitter says Jay will you clean Jerry's old system to show us what happens if you don't take care of your loop no because I don't want to get gangrene I wouldn't wish that on anybody I'm bored on Twitter says and he must have been bored with this question who has the better toilet Jay or Jerry we've sampled each other's toilets yeah it's kind of a weird thing to say well I'm gonna say you have the better toilets I think I actually do have the better do you have two buttons on yours that's strange yeah yeah he has the poop button and the P button yeah I have very sophisticated toilets you can tell from my poop now post you know it's pretty important to have a good toilet yeah that printer just made a crazy noise Master General YouTube says Jay have you ever been offered three cents to keep your two cents I think he's implying that maybe somebody wouldn't want my I just call you a cèlle maybe that too but I would totally take three cents hey pal me too okay so Jon grochow says on Twitter which one of you is the peanut butter which one of you is the jelly I think clearly Jerry is the jelly isn't it obvious cuz I gots the protein black dragon on YouTube says Jay what EVGA knows send you four nine eighty kingpin three four skunkworks two want to give away they don't love you anymore who says I don't have kingpins on the way can I have one for free and I'm not paying the shipping no court quark dreams says have you ever had an erotic erotic dream about each other hmm well it's kind of hard not to with those luxurious man boobs it's true it's true I've envisioned you as like this lava lamp of a man I've said I'm more like a pair of a man but on my fantasy you're not governor or Talib I think the only people asking questions are like Europeans by the way he says do you think road biking is fun good exercise I want to get into it it's a lot of fun it's a lot of exercise and you should get into it I wouldn't know I don't even have anything silly to say about it yeah he has a bike but it's sitting in the garage where he parked it when you got home it's a very very nice mountain bike that is seen I don't know a couple miles of a mountain and it's in it's very long lifetime onion asks Jay mind sending me a graphics card why yes I do mind okay so Marvin on Twitter disturbingly asks would you lick Jerry's butthole for 10 million dollars and with Jerry lick yours for ten million ten million dollars is a lot of money I mean you'd buy a lot of Listerine yeah down wins with the funniest question of the evening so far llama on Twitter asks who the are you I don't know grandma are you JS two cents okay this one's for both of us we can jointly answer this absolutely okay so if a B and Z on Twitter says to both of us what would your motivation to start your YouTube channels a there might be a little disappointed considering we both told these stories before yeah neither one of them had very climactic or majestic like no yours was like on a dare and I just wanted to test out a little like video camera thing and you did it Mike Mouse review right yeah I just did it to prove to someone it would never work this was never intended to start out as any kind of career path accidental success all the way dawn of all-time says have you two had the tingling time what's tingling time chip guy says if you two did a porno who would be the taker and who would be the giver doesn't really matter Pete Pete says I know Gerry has some stalker fans mainly Canadians but do you have any stalker fans no actually if you'd like to apply to be my stalker you can go ahead and follow me on Twitter Jays two cents or Facebook jst says he's very stackable Luke Richardson says are you really a dickhole kiss it depends on who you ask don't ask the wife she's probably seen it once it dries so Dakota more asked have you ever thought about going to prison if so please share yeah I think about it about three or four times a day it's more than me okay but last but not least video gamer bro says what's your five women that are on your free pass list okay so Everett there I've always had a thing for Jennifer Aniston she's a bit older now but still still still I don't know Jennifer Lawrence I guess kind of well she's already got her nudie pics out there she's got a little bit easy there um I cannot remember her name but she was one of the female doctors on house she has eyes I know exactly I got she's on tain I only need one I only need a spot for one and a that's her yeah she can also have four and five I'm liking this list this is a good list she could have four or five yeah oh wow so she feels like the last three nice she's hot well I'm not allowed to have a list so James Warner on Twitter says if you had to either kill barnacle YZ or replace the GPUs in your main PC where the gtx titan black what would you do sorry bro i'd be dead you sure alright guys so that's it for this edition of ask JS to sense but don't forget we had a whole bunch of questions we're gonna be answering over on marnik lee's channel make sure you guys head on over there I'm sure you guys are already all sub to him but if you're not on the off Japanse go ahead and head on over there all two of you and as always guys thanks for watching I'm having fun here in Seattle we're head to PDX land check out some of that footage in the near future and as always see you the next one also
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