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let me get on this motor boat hey everybody welcome back to this let's play with holiday doc and Jace to sense this is episode he's really gonna go there aren't you I'm never gonna live that job never so here we are we're already out here doing a quest we're going to save a guy I guess and I'm shooting rockets in the back of this car and guess what just because I have a huger huger blast radius doesn't mean I have any better aim so deal with very very true so I guess I guess it'd be nice to get some feedback on our first let's play I didn't really see too much besides you know kind of cool yadda yadda book I'd really like to see some honest feedback but we got a cut scene right now holy crap she's sure spot her name's teensy likes cuddly and short walks on the beach the jibes oh did see that you looks couches did you bring me that 24-piece Ellie is a big girl like I say I'd like this here some actual feedback after we're done this episode and we didn't script this one at all we don't even have it we don't have a topic in mind Oh topics no nothing maybe we'll just talk about these big chill juicy delicious boobs right I don't think you can handle that woman and she's like three times on ice she defends you over it and fuck you with her clit oh man all that real herbal look at him but much like oh ho it's a way that Ghost an extra what's that next yes yep you guys look perfect we reach let me get out on the motorboat hey oh gosh okay you've heard your winnings wait wait let's go up here haha wait here we go here we go yes le sammich le sandwich that's terrible let's do this quest wait wait first class fine shower yeah wipe wipe her peas off I'm glad that the analytics say that my audience is 24 in plus because it's a Stiga doctor I think testing says inappropriate like motorboating and sammich a 400 pound woman huh every time she moves I think she's gonna knock me out with them things whoa whoa whoa back up bro it's like it's a Jabba the Hutt sister the Mexican drinking worm stop it mm-hmm let's go that's horrible this whore hey G you got a timer this time right I'll miss you le i miss you i don't see a timer no like for our time on the actual episode yeah it's all in my head okay we're gonna go this on by feel in this one room ish huh we gotta kill these got hair excellent that'll do it whoa ever you can't drive over those things well there's a chopper after us I need to heat seekers or something there we go oh my god oh I got blue hey sounds on to my little friend even under the day dad get so good mm-hmm Jake that trunk there for a box of Twinkies all speaking of Twinkies and horrible American accents I watched like a marathon of honey boo boo don't ask me why it's just it's like it's like look the deer-in-the-headlight thing you just you can't look away up we can't look away and I guess I know I'd spherical reality TV sting that show is definitely not scripted that is just no I mean there and i'm not i don't like reality TV at all I can't hit the chopper and we figure this guy first like I don't like reality TV at all except for things like cops or you know the stuff that you know is not scripted but God if the United States isn't just being inundated with these stupid shows like the hills and you know keeping up with the kardashians and all that shit oh my god I don't even want my daughter getting anywhere near a TV cuz I'm afraid she's just gonna get stupid by the minute just good well you've already started down there Stace to prefer what you know damn for me hey we watch honey boo boo and she learned about biscuit and where baby come from and kind of come from the biscay no cuz it kind of looks like one if you cook it from Harvey's some arbys I could not believe half of the things that were coming out of that child's mouth yeah couldn't it I think I've seen one episode and I've never ah can do it that just that makes me have a lot less faith in the American race repopulating don't put me in a box well I'm sorry rose hey here's a character car van what happens if we killed it Isley car vin what can we do I'm gonna rob them all right I got your tix bro contact you did it is a weapon crate up here you can probably use this stuff okay but I'm uh that's okay I'll go the incoming car don't blow it was long ranger what is he doing down there oh dude him watch this go grab the loot ah ok grab the loot to get up on that oh oh my God he's driving away without me with all he just ran me over ok what happened right there do you need revival yeah truck ran me over what a dick I know because he didn't get the loot quicken off I'm trying to but I was also trying to attack them I'm gonna shoot this club for guys by the way it's not even shoot at it don't worry hey doing here we go Stan in front of my rocket for a second okay one sec how about so we need one more tactical right yeah reality honey boo boo I can't believe that Joe it is awful but it's like you know at what point do the producers realize you know what the reality of this really sucks so I want you to say this and you're mad at them for this reason and okay go need more anger I mean you know what really kind of started the whole scripted reality thing what I think Jerry Springer I think wow I didn't really watch Jerry Springer when it was new yeah i mean we're talking about 92 he I don't know pre focal point turn whatever you want to call it that dude ran for mayor but no he didn't yeah mayor of what I don't remember god that's awful I think he ended up pulling out but yeah he turned politician of all fenced Jerry Springer politician and then his like bodyguard took over a show right yeah he's got his own no he's got his own show it's called Steve that's original as creative oh my god she waddled over here she rolled past in to get right on them things you can get a ride on her back Oh bottle too haha she like a she's like a 900-pound penguin is there anything around here where I can sell some yes yeah real there I gots to sail some things here you stop the shield this time yes I have a shield that's cool mm-hmm I'll be waiting in the vehicle for you I have stuff to equipped apparently weird we go ok ok wait and you know dead damage went down I don't want no no it's good are you really debating what weapons are gonna miss well we could be killing noobs trust me the weapons are about to get in this next quest fool are becoming what is this is le mobile yes always did like better spot I'd be helpful I thought I did but he's jumped in the back there you I have sparklers as a weapon whoo oh dear okay interesting hey dude when I tried this cool ice it was it was pretty awful took me forever died a whole bunch lost ton of money but now going through the second time should be pretty easy now we just roll up we hung car horn and they let us in we rape face rape faces meet me where I don't even know what this weapon is though it's a saw blade Oh see so I have different blades oh alright we have to get out oh we can't take but I can attack these guys right here dang i like these saw blades hmm oh hey out you're gonna hang on the truck I was already killed like Bud guys right now get up it's okay I got proof thank you I got recordings bro I got spoof in here why you kill guys I'll Luke oh my god what did you do always a fire I feel how's it feel here we go k by the truck I get back in the truck now know who is this guy he's got the door for a shot gaped he duct-taped people to a shield I see that it's amazing I want to do that I may be fo ya little midgets at is Mary midget oh no no no do you actually have to kill his midgets yeah I already killed him oh sure he does a he does a captain america I did it I did it next week though yeah you you totally did all of that I did it ah Cully one what's this thing is it's like the eye of kilrogg no you gotta stick your penis in there and rotate 180 degrees so if you could just get on that that'd be great hmm it doesn't seem to be working my penis is now itchy fuckem every episode involves penis this is not oh no that's all you drop that are we gonna travel top it I like the clock ticking it's like old school yeah was at the end of that yeah told her wow so I know no yeah it's a why but that guy was big and scary and yeah it took me a long time to be in the first time well get me this time obviously that's what saved me just sayin' me make sure I get the right shot ease on Oh bad guy he's big and Gary I guys probably gonna poop on your chest yes you just did if I kill somebody when I'm down like that I automatically get revived but you kill them before I could this guy is coming for your head that's okay I'm get it running I love the midgets oh I see my the voice acting in this game just makes it all worthwhile well it is totally good I think video games have totally stepped up their voice app I think alright haha I need help here somehow the log something is shooting at us we're all hiding in the corner some heels over here let's go oh the dialogue is just so loud oh yeah loaded in my face I'm down I couldn't eat away me I'm gonna have to turn dialogue way down it's so loud nothing apparently I have to revive me twice no I killed a guy so I'm up I'm on fire I'm on fire I'm on fire again I'm down again this is depressing if this game wasn't like fun in the sense of everything else about this game I would have probably quit a long time ago with how bad I am I don't I don't get how can you be good at you keep running like directly at the enemy well intimidation you know no photo I need an actual rifle i don't remember equipping two shotguns now all right i turn the dialogue down a little bit I think it's gonna have to further go down i leveled up a horse to you know just being in the same room as you I just you know totally walk around with a giant rape rape whistle around my neck I always say it's hidden in who you know you know see what I did there yeah yes it's checking all right audio should be a little bit better now she was getting way to overbook get louder is there another boss fight or something coming up here ah there's four boss fights oh well I think it's gonna this is a good point to cut this one episode call this episode 2 and do you want to see how much worse I can get at this game you got to come back for episode 3 episode 3 will be on my Channel next time episode a tree trace dry I don't know any other languages to say what you know three means alright guys thanks for coming hope you've enjoyed my mediocre gameplay with epic commentator holiday doc see you guys next time bye thanks for watching episode 2 of our let's play borderlands 2 with Jace two cents and holiday doc put the word motorboat down in the comments so i know you made it all the way through this 18 minute let's play click the video on the left if you haven't checked out episode 1 and click the video on the right for my brand new series coming out every single friday called tech addiction where I bring you the latest in 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