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whats up guys its Jase two cents coming at you with a live-action film here no commentary over gameplay just my face in your computer and today I want to talk to you about something that I think is a real issue in the world and that is we are marrying our smartphones our smartphones are taking over our lives and we just can't get away from them no matter what we do and no matter how hard you try in the communications age you just can't get away from your smartphone it is taking over I I gotta take this I'll be right back so if you think you're not married to your smartphone there's a couple of questions I can ask you and find out whether or not that's actually true question number one when you wake up in the morning what's do you do first check your smartphone or brush your teeth that's gross your hygiene is appalling and so is mine question number two when you go to the bathroom what do you take with you I bet more of you check to make sure you have your cell phone with you whether or not there's actually toilet paper in your bathroom speaking of which I gotta go see a man about a wallaby ok what's your article but not only is our life being invaded by this little guy we are actually becoming more lazy because of this little guy for instance have you ever called or text message someone in the other room because you didn't want to get up and walk 10 feet but seriously man the things you can do on your phones today it's just why wouldn't you want it in your pocket constantly or in your hand or in your ear or in your butt sick why would you go why would you go there but look at all the things you can do on your cell phone you can email text message send pictures take YouTube videos and vlogs and upload them order pizza oh man I'm fighting a little bit of a cold sorry my voice sounds a little bit raspy here but you know you're just gonna have to deal with it cuz it's not gonna get any better but you can check sports scores you can check your stocks and see how much you know Facebook's falling or you can see how much apples gone up and down and Google's gone up and down blah blah blah blah blah you can check all the stocks you can check and see how many people committed suicide at Foxconn today there's definitely an app for that but you can play games you can surf the web pay your bills get turn-by-turn navigation spy on your wife or girlfriend check the weather scan some bar codes the cheapest price buy something at ebay amazon find a date on craigslist her adult friend finder every once in a while actually make a phone call but having so much information at the tip of your fingers can create a couple of problems in your life and I'm completely a victim of the smartphone addiction you can do anything under smartphone practically and that leads to a lot of distractions and we all know that friend or that family member who never puts down their phone it's like no matter what they do the phones just glued to their hand put down your phone already seriously get a life bro but all seriousness folks there's just those people out there you just want to take their phone use you want to smash it because you know their world will come crashing down you become addicted to this technology you can't put it down you're distracted you're in the movies and you're texting and you're getting elbows by the wife because you won't stop checking your subscribers in your messages on YouTube and stuff you mad bro a couple of other negative things when it comes to smartphone technology is you just have this overwhelming desire to have the newest hottest phone on the market right you buy the galaxy s2 yeah yes this thing is top of the line and then the bastards come out with the galaxy s3 and then Apple has the iphone 4s and then they come out with the iphone 5 and now there's already rumors about the iphone 5s and the iphone 6 and the iphone over 9000 how do you deal with that you just buy them all that's what i do but you feel like you have to have the latest phone out for whatever it is that you like whether that be Android or Apple or Windows Phone 8 or blackberry blackberry sorry I just threw up a little in my mouth oh but you know you you got your brand new iphone 4s right and you come home and you're like yeah I've got this badass phone and then you see that facebook message from Billy Bob who says just scored an iphone 5 you mad bro and you're like why yes make a cat just got murdered but you're like yeah bro I am mad cuz I just bought this one and then then you have you have that one I don't know go kill myself no disclaimer suicide is not cool it is not accepted it is not a way out if you feel like you have to commit suicide because you don't have the latest various technology please seek help or email me and then you go and you are you go to buy your brand new phone and you're like yeah made up my mind I'm gonna get the galaxy or I'm gonna get the iphone 5 but what what size do i get what do you mean there's there's multiple sizes i thought i had this all figured out you always do this to me I'm sweating now loses you get your phone and you're like okay I'm gonna get a 16 gig is that enough well I run out of space experts did actually determine that you could free up a lot of space on your phone if you just deleted any images you had a videl oh oh my god she just sit there mind her own business and all of a sudden is just like where Jays two cents comes in just sucker punches it's not nice smartphones have made us so connected with each other that you expect an instant response most of the time right you receive a text from from from the house where is my phone oh my god ever scare me like that again I can't stay mad at you you get that text message you're like oh yeah do I want to go to the movies tonight ok cool you text back and you go send then you wait you wait and you text again hey did you get my text anyway so then you call why the hell isn't she texting me back and by she i mean my wife because I would never have any other she in my life I bit my for 13 years I am a happily married man and that would nothing can change that not even the smartphone but then you go there she not actually text me back so then you call one ringing two and a half rings voicemail well she just pushed you in a voicemail how many of you done that how many you have received a call and you're like oh I don't talk to that person so you go Boop voicemail well the person on the other end knows oh it didn't ring seven times it rings 7 x on verizon before it goes to voicemail it rang three so you sent me to voicemail how many of you could put down your phone for one whole day and not touch it not look at it not check voicemails emails text messages YouTube nothing I don't even know if I could do that I work in IT it's impossible for me to do that but I don't even think I could go from the moment I came home to the moment I go to bed without checking my email on stuff there's times during the I may hear the phone vibrate on the nightstand and I've gotta roll over a check it was it YouTube was it work was it there's no one else too early ever messages me see technology just made me realize how incredibly unpopular I am so what do you guys think I want to hear from you what do you think cell phones are smartphones in general are doing to your lives are they doing you a lot of good are they doing you a disservice by making you feel like you were just attached it is it's a part of you you can't get rid of it and just to show how committed I am to the whole concept of marrying your smartphone I practice polygamy alright guys so that's my challenge to you to see how long you can go without actually using your smartphone in one particular hello be right there buddy oh uh the pizza of my wife ordered on her smartphone just got here so I'm gonna go get that and eat some dinner you uh check out my other videos and one last thing guys if you haven't noticed in the title already js2 sense is 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