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nope oh that wasn't so bad we're only three minutes late based on a last-minute OBS so what's up guys JC sense here we are doing Tech Talk number 152 with Jays two cents and Bart inoculants sub carnacki lols so I made the stupid mistake of going yeah sure I'll update OBS right before we want to use it nothing good comes up updates right before you need a system right Jerry that's right but we do it every time hell I'll take it one step further I've updated my BIOS before a live stream before oh gosh yeah well I actually that happened to you when I was up there when you got william remember we tried to our our life a stream and nothing was working on your machine and I was vlogging it and you were getting so irritated with me I'm always irritated with you that's when people don't realize I guess that means you're a good friend or actually I guess that means your family actually your family if I'm always irritated with you and I just want to kick you in the balls it probably is it's it's family that's we're not friends your family everyone's saying that my mic is only coming from the right ear I can fix that hold on Jerry you take the show while I go touch the camera okay all right well welcome everybody to Tech Talk number 152 yeah we're gonna use the F as five next week because Jay is trying to go way too professional way too fast with live stream Here I am sitting over here with them with the best camera equipment that I have best audio equipment I have and everything in J season like broadcast level over there he's got he's literally looking at my face on a teleprompter guys I don't know if you saw his little pre stream he did over on Twitch with periscope but he literally has my face on the lens of the camera like I didn't even know teleprompters could be used for such a thing but hey whatever it takes to get him to look at me uh guys also I have a camera too today I usually don't do this on Tech Talk but I figured since Jays going all out balls out I'd go ahead and use this now I got the robotic camera this is my GoPro Hero 4 attached to mr. robotic arm that I'm working on so hey welcome back Jay did you get a working now yeah you he's still working on it okay he's gonna go work on it some more so if you guys didn't see over on morning coffee well it should call the afternoon coffee or afternoon Red Bull yesterday it changes every single day I unveiled robocam you guys wanna see robocam check this out here we go rollin domed up going to the high shot see it's like I don't have a camera man like Jada's because you know he's all baller status I got to use cheap little 3d printed robotic camera man almost all I own camera work I got in constantly training me but I have to actually keep setting up OBS now while we're going so screw it I'm never doing a no BS update right before a stream again sorry probably a good idea so yeah I got robotic camera man here so if you guys want to see that or you want to see what's on my screen you know I just push this button just pop around we're working on the code to smooth it all out right now right now we're just using a beta code from a long long time ago but it's pretty cool turned out good close up guys just a test real quick you should hear me in both ears now not just your right ear although my right eye was making love to your right ear I love all of your ears so when I make love to your left ear dude nice and now we're back to the main cam so is it all working now Jay are you satisfactory means here what was the problem was it just cuz you using professional audio equipment Lee had one XLR plugged in or what I don't know every what's this right here is clipping now I'm not clipping on my end it's weird I mean let me listen back to it hold on nice so is it all working now Jay are you satisfactory ease here what was the problem was it just because you use some professional audio time you had one XLR plugged in or what oh my god the professionalism here man is unparalleled son parallels here guys you can even look at my window that's what my window looks like you guys want to see my computer you wanna see the computer here let's drop it down you guys to take a look inside the computer just think it's so baller there you go so if you guys know now I guess you can oh my HDMI cable got pulled out fix the audio see it's hard to tell who's lagging with observing oh and now you just unplugged your camera I'm trying to fix it right now hold on we're back we're back i I didn't put enough slack in the cable for the movement that I asked it to do it it excellently it didn't it up I'm sorry I'm sorry Jay here I'll turn it around Wellesley right there I'm sorry I apologize it was I'm sorry I'm so sorry I didn't mean you oh god I almost hit in the face all right we're going back to main camp really on camera let me unmute the stream and see if I can hear you hold on okay I can hear me uh come on you guys say something maybe how I feel on the show yeah I can't hear your audio is not working on stream it's not working on stream no I'm like I'm watching the stream right now and your lips are moving and nothing's coming out I can hear me but I can't hear you but when I talk the meter moves nothing no BS ever ever ever I don't know half the people are saying audio look at this look at the chat half people are saying audios fine half the people are saying Jay turn up how do people are saying Gerry is too loud Jay is low Jay is I'm definitely louder than you I I don't have it up very loud I can't hear let me turn up my actual feet over here give me say alright here we go troubleshooting the audio is really quiet on the stream just in general both of us are you guys noticing you have the Turner of audio way the hell up Nick come down here take the channel 2 on the FS 7 take it off auto and put it just the game I'm afraid if I go up any higher I'm gonna clip I'm already in the yellow we need a we need a third part no no it's not that if you're if you're in the yellow that's that's not it's something else I mean that's that's what it's sending to the stream so oh wait hold on do I have hold on I think I might know what everybody in chat saying audio is perfect the audios perfect audio is perfect Jay is clipping Jay is too low like everybody's given a different answer so this could be a you know can be YouTube issue cuz you're just sending up one stream okay the wife just texted me and says she can hear me fine I'm just a lot quieter than you okay so want me to turn my game down no oh I just pulled you down testing testing testing testing testing test okay what Nick would you put me up to you okay how is that everybody versus this we had this all set with the Epis Evan let suppose good with the Epis Evan it's just the teleprompters for the air we give us five I mean the Epis Evan is with teleprompter attaches to you so you just had to go more pro man you're like fs5 don't know it's it's not my fault I mean according to be s everything's working fine like the the audio meters are pegging negative 6 on both of us I don't know Jay I kind of feel like I'm hearing racecar driving excuses here now everyone's saying Jerry's too low that's impossible [Laughter] here I can adjust my volume just by going like this or like this look just you know I'm a very dynamic human being I don't think I have the component on my compressors up halfway so I should be pretty level stop touching stuff Nick if you guys can't tell you're spamming the chat so fast that none of your message is matter because we can't read them no the chat literally just looks like a dot matrix printer running offline all right so I'm gonna do this blah blah myself off ah oh yeah what are you doing there I'm just yeah he's doing things oh but yeah you monitoring through there so gonna tell you anything though it's not clear it's like a puppy there mm-make watch me just put your face in front of the camera quick at least say hi everybody it since you're right there now come on Little Nicky yes I can't see you because I see the teleprompter okay everyone's saying it's good now okay we're just gonna leave it here I'm not touching anything anymore actually my edit J this is a professional this is a professional podcast now I'm adding a game filter there alright I'll switch back to my primary I should be HP good now we're both were both hitting like negative 6 nice beautiful that's a good place to be Kari good welcome to the show guys only 12 minutes late that's actually good that's like that's good you got you gotta make him you gotta make him want it you got to make him crave a Jay Jay is clipping kind of robotic I don't think I'm clipping but you know if I am clipping so what I mean you said you sound great over here but again that's Skype but I imagine if you were clipping the microphone I unless well you got a separate microphone going in the other camera right my camera will not allow the microphone to clip oh you've got a was got it got a built-in compressor oh that's cool oh wait the compressors built right into the microphone yeah it's built right into the Sony preamp Sony has the best audio preamps of any camera that's pretty badass that is badass I have yet to use the one on my new camera yet because I have to I use the Mk II 440 mic and it has an 8 inch mini jacket but it only allows XLR on that camera to use that the auto game mm-hmm if you use the internal mic thing where you just plug in like a little mini jack on the side of it you have to set up you have to set a level well I mean it's no clever ya know I remember I've got two of those mics and they're good but my problem with them is like you said they the three input settings on them are so vastly different and the I'm gonna take the gain off cuz everyone's like you're clipping so you put the gain on okay the other problem too is that like their fall-off range is so it's so narrow so it can sound great in a certain range and then once you go P up past that range a little bit then it just falls off like terrible oh yeah no no and I honestly I think that's by design because it's designed to be a little bit more near-field so that if you're in a loud environment like it works great a lot like a vlogging camera you get it within like 2 or 3 feet of you yeah but I know what you're talking about when you put it across the room it just you lose all the dynamic range out of the voice like all of it je fais red now yeah I saw the replay I looked pretty red when I was uh well but I was laughing um I don't I don't I don't like this level of fubar but it's bound to happen right what do you do a live show anything could go wrong it kind of gives you a new appreciation for like the news right totally anyway you got the new robotic arm thing there how much does the better I do I already told him about it well you're off like doing all your little camera of thingamajig ins but anyways I can tell them exactly what it is the robotic arm is created by a company called hattington Dynamics and they're basically trying to create robots for the masses that can do anything like 3d printing you know a pic in place using them for assembly actually they want to make an arm assemble another arm is one of their goals well all the parts on this with the exception of just a few things in the electronics are all 3d printed all the joints on this all the effectors all the wheels all the cogs everything was done on a desktop 3d printer so these are incredibly effective in cheap little units to operate compared to like a lot of the stuff out there that's like you know tens of thousands of dollars for something similar but what really makes the arm special isn't necessarily the build of the arm it's actually the software behind it and right now I'm just using their old really really basic software for moving around and looking at things like if you want to look at my computer screen for instance I can click I'm using my stream deck here to control this I did that programming yesterday so if I click over the camera now you can see my screen I can also bring you down you can look at my keyboard it's wobbling yeah you know the reason why it's wobbling right now is because the servo is overcompensating basically it's going this way and then it's going this way and then it's going this way so yeah it's fighting me as I push on it watch I'll push on it see I push it it just comes right back yeah it's that's why it's jumping around like that is because it's it's basically thinking it's completely rigid and there's no flex in the system which isn't the case it's sitting on a table on carpet so so it's overcompensating so they're writing the code right now to fix that but yeah this thing when it's done it's gonna move completely smoothly they're they're doing this in CIM Attucks programming right now that allows it to accelerate and decelerate smoothly it also knows exactly where it is even by the weight like if you add weight to it it'll actually push back up to the proper position because it's not just going by the steps on the motors it's using these optical encoders and it can figure out how much flex there is between the joints and compensate for it so how many weights in that handle this one can handle one kilogram of weight as it is right now unless you count counterbalance it then you can cancel out the weight you can go up to several pounds I was gonna say I wonder what would happen if it was if it had a little bit of weight added to it just so that it can smooth out the motion oh it does heavy cameras are smoother cameras because there yep so yeah and we tried that we try to see I'd like if I put my finger on top and I just add something there's some static weight to it as I move it makes a dramatic difference like watcher I'll just move it over like the window watch I only add some weight to it I pushed it past this limit so I was like ah screw you uh-oh there goes I think it's like trying to figure out where it was but if I add a little weight on the joint it does definitely smooth it out a lot so though he's talking like only a few ounces you know yeah see this right here see that's much smoother and that just would be putting a little bit of pressure down on the top of it with my finger what like what if it was like rubber bands oh just to create some kind of dynamic pressure on it their attention yeah ah you could do that but I'd prefer them to do a method that didn't actually put resistance against the motors but uh I don't know that might actually work that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea to try but they can work it out in software the cool thing is the robot knows exactly where it is because of the combination of the stepper motors and the optical encoder wheels which can get down to 50 microns just give you guys an idea how's higher resolution than desktop 3d printer as far as being able to go back and touch the same place in 3d space over and over and over again but the software they have for the acceleration everything like that it knows what kind of loads in tension are on it and it can calculate that so that when it moves to its destination it comes in with the right deceleration that it doesn't overshoot and slingshot and if that's the code they're gonna send me next that things like all we're pretty printed isn't it except yeah most of it is like if you look at it here so the arm the only parts on this that aren't 3d printed other than the electro sar this arm right here is a carbon-fiber rod right there and then this arm down here is a carbon-fiber rod but all the connections the joints themselves the gears the only other thing is the transmissions the bearings and the transmissions obviously are metal but they're off-the-shelf parts but the whole base everything here the even the optical encoder wheels which I thought was strange I was like how the hell deep 3d printed optical encoder real because I'll let you guys know the optical encoder real what happens it's basically like a brake beam that goes through a bunch of little slots in a plastic disc and based on the light shining through those slots that can determine exactly what the position of something is and these are 3d printed and you'd think with how shitty 3d printers are it wouldn't work but they actually wrote software that compensates for it so you can put a shitty printed optical encoder disk on there and it'll basically learn all the little points on it by moving the arm to all of its extents and compensate for it what about as those points wear down as they point down you have to recalibrate the robot but luckily there's no con to physical contact with it the optical encoder skates over it so there's nothing touching it so technically it shouldn't degrade unless you bash it into okay Jay looking at the news reporter right now Jerry never talked about because Jerry has a different camera angle he's down there Jerry once you point your camera real quick if you turn at your at the screen to show what I look like now can you show oh sure sure yeah I can totally do that I'm gonna go and flap around Jerry has a cooler angle let's go screen the big camera there Oh God okay that's what you look like his campaign was much different he's got a lower angle here all Bulls can peek under the desk but he hasn't paid a monthly subscription so he can't be under there yes so my robotic arm you'll be able to see a lot once again doesn't he figured out yeah it's funny I was actually looking at your your camera right now right cuz I'm looking at the camera if you guys haven't seen the periscope ordered the Twitter pictures I we've set up a monitor on our teleprompter so that when I'm looking at Jerry that teleprompter is nothing but Jerry's camera so I'm looking at Jerry right now I can't even see the camera lens but you guys think I'm looking at you it's just like the news right so I forgot that it's a mirror so I'm wondering like why is all Jerry's images backwards I do think that's a pretty cool idea though because I've never thought to put an image on a teleprompter you know I've always thought that they're predominantly used for text but it makes sense if you want to look at a camera make eye contact with somebody you're interviewing that makes perfect sense that's what they commonly do or is that just something that you're you're like it I can do it I'm gonna do it I'm sure people use this like a teleprompter in all kinds of weird ways you know so I don't know we tried to put a monitor underneath it like on the floor but it was wasn't lining up right so I was with the atomos under there I mean the most as a is a 4k monitor reason MP but how about we get into the title of this dream the world the end of the world is closer than it was yesterday that's right all right we're talking about the Doomsday Clock for those you guys who don't know what the Doomsday Clock it was a basically an artist's conception from some guy named was it what is a mortal mortal Langsdorf I guess he worked on the Manhattan Project and so so so basically the idea of the Doomsday Clock is how it's a symbolic a kind of gesture of how close we are to nuclear annihilation now recently they've also added climate change on there too so it's how close are we to human extinction either by nuclear or environmental reasons or a combination above basically they've they've come up with a formula or an algorithm that determines based on current world events the current status of countries and politics and all this stuff and the technology advancements to determine when the human race will annihilate itself and they don't and it's not specifically to the date it's just how close we are well not like symbolically but but not not the specific date but how much closer we are and once you hit 12 o'clock that's it that's game so when the nukes are launching that's 12 o'clock so what you guys need to know now is according to this we have just moved 30 seconds closer to midnight that we were so now the clock is at 11:58 p.m. yep closest we've been since the 50s like like sounds like the Cold War right and before that it was world war two that moved it if they find is crazy is they have this timeline this arbitrary timeline very arbitrary that is built upon current events on an open-ended timeline trying to determine the end of time when they're both time has Nolan reference so it's like well we're just established we have 30 seconds closer to 12 o'clock but we don't know exactly when 12 o'clock is gonna happen so 30 seconds could be 30 million years for all we know true sure I think it's more like a running Def Con though you know like you have the Def Con levels when you're going to war I think I think it's kind of more a running tab of that where you don't necessarily step down the levels you know right when the end of the conflict happens you step down the levels based on how close you're getting to disarming less nuclear weapons less tension as the tension goes up you know this also goes up in combination with that and they said the reason that it went up was because of the nuclear proliferation our presidents you know angry attitude towards other foreign powers there's a whole bunch and climate change climate change factors into it too but that's that's why they're saying that we're getting ever so close to the think of it like odds it's it's more of the potential for nuclear war today is higher than it was yesterday well yeah because because advancements of Technology even in third world countries are those that might even be willing to use such weapons which by the way I'd still like to point out the United States is still the only country to ever actually use a nuclear weapon in war that's true it's one of those things where as time progresses the technology of uranium and plutonium or whatever that is this is going to increase with a lot of these nations what what I think is what I'm curious about is has that clock ever gone backwards has anything in society ever been like faith in humanity restored we're gonna put 10 seconds back on the clock oh yeah yeah no I wish I had the whole let me see if I can find it I think I still have a tab open for it there actually is a projection that shows that it did go backwards need aliens not just forward progressing it actually does go backwards when good things happen nucular nuclear hey I forgot every time you say the word new nuclear you started debate on the way it's actually pronounced to do cooler a nuclear it's a big-ass boom followed by a lot of heat okay all right here we go I think I do you think if a nuclear device was detonated in society and someone's yelling oh my god it's a nuclear bomb do you think someone's would be like it's not pronounced nucular its nuclear as the as the wave if they are they've got some serious priority they got to deal with before agents oh I can't God I can't find the graphic but there is a graphic that shows that it did it did go backwards significantly every time like when the nuclear disarmament happened in Russia and the United States after the Cold War it dropped way back like 20 minutes before midnight I mean it was like way down but now it's the closest it's been since the Cold War so then so that's I mean that's saying something Wells if you believe the Doomsday Clock but realistically it's kind of a fear mongering device if you look at it but at the end of the day all it's saying is that based on the amount of nuclear weapons that we have the basically the mental state of the president and the people around him that are capable using those weapons the hostile intent towards another country that also is a nuclear power that was a big one that pushed it up because you have to acknowledge that you know even though North Korea can't launch a missile 20 feet to save their lives actually it's not true there actually got some pretty good missiles now I got some lunch at OHS quite a few people have mentioned this but James M and Chet actually took it to detail he said fall of the USSR in 1991 let it back to 11:47 p.m. we're now at 11:58 so yeah we're really really really cool remind me of those those pastors that try to predict you in the world and they're always wrong right they're always oh yeah they're always wrong but that's because they use it as a way to get money from people well it's basically just an odds game right I mean just just because you're guaranteed to have 99.9 percent odds of winning something doesn't mean you're gonna win it you know it's like it just means it's likelier well that makes sense it was likely er because we have a president that's capable of doing something we have missiles yeah it's not likely er its nuclear you sure a way Locklear hey whatever happen our I would like to liken it in to the RNC Luke tables in world of warcraft house dumb boots only have a nine point one percent drop chance but it's kind of nice actually guys you have those myself I wish I could meet them so it's kind of like when you're you're trying to run after some sort of the rare mount that support 1% drop chance and you see people with it it's HAP it can happen that chance is a chance no matter what right I just hit myself in the face with the camera I saw that did you put a smart I thought I had the position just right just one like clubs me in the face with a GoPro so basically I forced you to hit yourself in the face you did you did you just you just caused me to punch myself in the face your your genius what does it you're no you're a political genius hey yeah totally politically incorrect guy you never me that's why I could never have just like that that live stream boy your cam in our studio I'd forget it's going one day and then like my life as I know would be over yeah I can't have one of those up here in the nerdy K because i dial honestly dog shed eating him Televi i didn't have a shirt on when we were doing like soundcheck well I couldn't let here I couldn't see below your waist when you turn it on you were sitting just like that with my shirt off and I was a bit worried for the first I did have hands off but that's a rare occurrence up here just see you know ok so yeah anyways doomsday doomsday clock guys we're the closest we've been in probably 70 years 60 70 years to nuclear annihilation when did this war or a tsunami killing us all when did they start just not important what's that when did they start the clock the clock when you see if I've got that piece of information the clock was started let's see here June 1947 would be the first the first time that that Myrtle Myrtle guy came up with the idea but that wasn't when it was actually like it was it was just an artistic project at that point but then I got taken further than that I have a feeling that it was like in 1947 is something along the lines of man the Doomsday Clock it's brought to you by Lucky Strike cigarettes like it was sponsored it was a spark so one of the blurbs I got is a set is that our science and security boards track the number of statistics looking for example at the number and kinds of nuclear weapons in the world the parts per million of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere in the degree of acidity in our oceans and the rate of the sea level rise that's what's currently calculated into the Doomsday Clock figure this seems to be rising but California be be drying yeah I think you guys are probably gonna break off and become a boat at some some point you're gonna be the world's biggest luxury cruise liner not right choice Oregon's gonna sneeze and we're just gonna turn into like a vapor of dust gone look on the bright side you guys a lot of plenty of water then all around you I'm drinkable today obviously practices the impediment off-camera excellent execution maybe I practice talking normal for the camera did you ever think about that hmm people are so mean you know every time somebody trolls me I get really sad and I cry a little double pieces Jay I saw you in real life why you right now on the screen so we're even yeah there you go you see isn't that weird when people say that I've had people do that they just they just message maybe like hey dude I saw I saw you at the grocery store I didn't want to bother you Robin it's because you were getting that hemorrhoid cream that's why I didn't want to say hi to you yeah they let me walk into the condom aisle and they're like ooh mostly because you look like to sample before you buy so manyy gets like a bringing him home Adam all baggy what does the injector for the hemorrhoid cream have to be like three inches long is it for his pleasure I mean I don't complain I mean the applicator is part of the fun I mean if you gotta have em roids if I imagine it's like a it's like the movie alien it's like the tongue like another face comes out of it right yeah let's not draw mental pictures next time I go to the doctor to get my prostate exam I'm just gonna be seeing that little don't get don't get a proctologist at six foot four J I highly recommend going for like the smaller like like like my doctor used to have dr. Lee this little asian guy with tiny little fingers I wish he was the one giving me my proctological exams someone said why do you know that I assume justice Souter says why do you know that I assume he's talking about the length of the hemorrhoid injector thing yeah how do you know this Jay well I did used to live in my parents these leave that hanging up on the counter oh god never mind oh you just brought it you just dredged up a really scary memory so growing up in Gorst Washington like literally a town with 15 people like I knew everybody in the town there was every single person in the town we what's the city name literally the first letter of everyone's name just mushed together and that was kind of sounds like it doesn't it it kind of sounds like hey man they got like a landmark now they got a place called Ellen Dan Gardens it's a bonsai garden so dude they're on the map now and their post office is like 14 little mailboxes in the back of the kwik-e-mart they couldn't even make real life full-size trees in a state like Washington no couldn't do it couldn't do it so so anyways growing it when I was a kid I used to go you know into the bathroom and rifle through the drawers looking for there was always this tube that was like this big it looked like a like you know how paint you know that when you get a paint tube those aluminum those old aluminum tubes that like paint comes in you like squish up yeah yeah they're like they're like metallic suits okay so there was a giant one of those in the drawer and it had just I can't remember what the name on it was but it had just had some really plain looking text on and everything and then like later on in life I was walking through a store and I looked and I saw the exact same tube and it was uh was it that vagine' artificial vaginal moisture cream for old people and we were living with my grandparents so I was like tubes in the bathroom slowly going down and down and down and down and down throughout the month I'm thinking it's like toothpaste for old people no old grandpa was breaking off a piece and grandmas busy he was you know what though I would say that the artificial vaginal moisture cream is better than the the you know organic vaginal moisture cream that you buy in a tube don't think you can buy organic exactly why artificial is probably better in this instance that'd be a kind of a fun job to run there you know what are you doing here today well I'm here to donate some vaginal moisture I'm milk and Betty please put your legs on the stirrup and grab a handful of those paper towels over there and I'll just wring them out pour your knees to your chest and push you can only get this here on tech dog folks I did warn the wife before the stream I said this dream is probably gonna get weird today if you guys haven't noticed with we're gonna probably not talk a whole lot of tech this week yeah you know what you wonder why I'm in a good mood what I really know why I'm gonna give you this is you in a good mood I thought you're in a bad mood why this is you in a good mood why would you I think it's just the way you look you just always look angry like you've got resting bastard phase well tell me something I don't know all right so you're happy you're happy look at what that white happy because as soon as the end tech talk I and mind a little mini vacation until next Tuesday oh a dude were you going away okay good enough he's like I'm going to this hotel on this street and I'll be there for 14 hours of it yeah the wife and I the wife and I are cool a little a little mini-vacation it's gonna be nice dude that's awesome that's awesome where the kids kids go understand would it be a vacation if they were going not really know wouldn't know there they are staying with the sitter see the youngest our youngest is now old enough to where she's not all like attached to the boob anymore that she used to be yeah and so you've seen before like how attached she is no yeah it's not like that anymore like now when we leave where she used to freak out me like no were you going on would you go Birdo take me with you now she's like we're leaving and she's like bye she's that age where she's just like she associates you leaving with just getting away with murder she associates us leaving what she gets to do stuff now because babysitters they know how to play the babysitter right gonna play everybody they're like little geniuses yeah uh all kids know how to play the babysitters although Xander he he does and ER for some reason just listens to whatever you tell him to do and he doesn't really fight you on it it's like Xander's idea of a wild time is seeing just how many rules he can follow like pretty much yeah it's really weird like you know if he's being disagreeable that there's something wrong like he's sick or there's like a physical ailment with him because he's just not like that like the other day he walks upstairs and he looks in the room he goes hey Dad can I come in the room and I was like no go downstairs is like okay she's like in that that's like how he is he's just he doesn't really get upset about things you go down he's playing with the toy or something like hey can I have that he'll hand it here whatever and they'll sit there you'd be like I'm gonna keep this forever and he's like uh can I have it back they were like no it'll be like uh okay and then I'll go grab another turn I'm like I'm just messing with you kid come here you know I'm trying to teach him sarcasm but he doesn't get he's just like okay I guess it's yours boy leave this to me yesterday he's extreme Israel oh yeah he gave me one of his diecast little Subarus that's a big deal to him massively like he let me borrow it once like he gave it to me and then he came back later and said I'm just letting you borrow that I want it back and then finally the other day he brought it to me and he said because we told me had to clean out his room and get rid of some toys he brought it to me he goes daddy I really know you want this you can have it and put it on your desk upstairs and I was like you know what that's a big step for him normally I would bite the head off the people in chat going I thought this was tech talk not blah blah blah talk but I won't do that because we had such a long hiatus and there's so many new followers since the show went on hiatus like February a year ago yep that they probably don't know any better that the only thing tech about Tech Talk is the technology we bring it to you via otherwise or via however you want to say it otherwise this is whatever the hell we want to talk about that's right Lee is the chipset bro so there's a there was a donation coming here I want to I want to read just because you had a couple of decent questions I think that could spark some conversation yeah these people these people are like supporting our drug habit so let's say these are their stuff are you drinking your liquid drugs right now mm-hmm my squeezing arm says hey guys thanks for the great content both of you inspired me to start my career in IT two questions the first one I think sir is a pretty obvious answer he says our cash donations okay or weird like at a convention or something Jerry weird but we'll still take them it's weird but Jerry will definitely take your cash may I would I would probably rather you go like like we go get a coffee or something rather than you pay me cash yeah JJ has figured out how to actually run a real business I'm still pleb status though so yes I will take your cash and I'll probably give you a hug and then I just send it on the corner street I just ride around on my arm I write my self-righteous horse as Logan I have no I have no problems accepting support from people oh my god this one was directed to direct directly says Jerry which sorts which search would you go for if you had no BA that's kind of an open-ended question though which what now certs certifications Oh what certification would I go for I probably like an A+ and even though I hate Microsoft now pry em CSE just cuz it's like so versatile I think you needed eight plus like just I know there's so many people eight pluses now I don't think it's gonna even get you an interview for one oh the truth no no but the thing is without an A+ if you have an M CSE stand alone you don't need the A+ like honestly even on the MC se you can get a lab job anywhere and they'll just expect you to figure out the A+ though however is really good if you want them to even look at your resume if you have no certification the A+ is the good entry-level certification that everybody looks for so based on the things that we were looking for when when I worked in IT and we were hiring people which didn't have a lot of turnover we had like two or three new hires a year and a couple turnovers a year was CCNA was highly regular like sought after because we did a lot of server and stuff with you know yes the Cisco certifications are hard to get though that is a really hard cert to get they are hard to get that's why I'm saying that want to go to route of getting searched to not go to college put the money into a CCNA or he said mcse or and it's like the thing is a lot of IT now anybody can honest to do like 16 year old kids can do stands just straight-up vit work you need something that says you are at least of the next level and networking is quite honestly where that's at and so having that cisco cert and whatnot is definitely gonna get you noticed in my google died over there there we go no it's like things are just being weird I have not updated my test bench yet because I'm terrified of the new the new kernel code micro code updates and firmwares let's talk about that dude computers are dropping like flies right now with the new the new micro code and firmware updates this this intel spectre and meltdown issue yeah it's a mess it's Souness bad right now well it's completely I'm expected it was like one of the biggest vulnerabilities ever found at a level that isn't easily solved yeah so in in to my knowledge nobody has at least it hasn't bubbled up yet to anybody has used this exploit successfully in an attack but everybody acknowledges that it absolutely 100% could be used if the hackers figure out exactly how to leverage it it would be catastrophic because it affects not just all well which one is its meltdown just affects Intel right and then there's it spectres on the whole town if meltdown it's more of a specific Intel my issue in terms of kernel level but right and then the specter is the one that affects all base basically all a sticks and it's one of those things where yeah cuz it's arm x86 x64 was that was the other one that it affected that the cell phones run some of the clock some of the Qualcomm it's like it's like they all ripped each other huh because the same vulnerability is in all these radically different architectures well they're all radically different architectures we don't they all based off x86 you know I'd imagine that they would be because I mean they all had that they they all had to start with probably the Intel compiler I'm gonna go out on a limb and I'm gonna say the most detrimental thing to the Intel kernel bug in terms of devastation and being you against the public is intel fixes true MA and Microsoft's yes because Microsoft has recalled the firmware wet twice now what I started out the firmware though the windows update what I started to say is there are three parties that involved here there are the CPU manufacturers so AMD and Intel great AMD is just trying to mitigate the amount of damage Intel's gonna be sending their way with their fix all right that's the reality of that AMD is indeed affected by the specter bug but meltdowns fix was affecting a lot of AMD systems AMD system who ain't even boot after that was funny though that the irony of that is awesome you know the guy didn't tell us like yeah we're gonna do this little microphone ik lick this whole thing ever just over every rice and processors the I the other group of people involved that make up a category of this trio is the operating system developers so whether whether it be Microsoft or whether it be Linux right these these these people have to go in and patch based on the fixes happening on the hardware level as I understand it though that was a temporary thing once the microcode fixes deployed then the OS fix is no longer necessary yeah but the problem is how well if these companies communicating with each other to make sure one fits hasn't stumped on another and caused catastrophic failure which is what's been happening yeah the other well judging by how fast they're movin absolutely like they're not talking the other thing is the motherboard manufacturers they're having to fix a lot of this too at a firmware level mm-hm and so the firmwares have been failing left and right so it's one of those things like right now the scary time to build a computer in my opinion just it's just on the software side of things because I'm tell you right now my stuff is working I have done everything I can to stop automatic debates from going through which you know Windows 10 is nearly impossible install new firmware is and stuff I'm one of those people that falls in the category I'd rather let the exploit exist until this is truly fixed then deal with all of this like massive running around with your head on fire levels trying to fix it because that's exactly what's happening they're moving so fast trying to fix it that they're causing more problems and actually repairing and especially for the end user on the on the PC space this this is affecting data centers more than anyone else obviously but in terms of these standard PC users are being lumped into these massive rollouts of fixes it is causing so much harm right now in the community yeah plus plus the BIOS updates which are ultimately the top level update that needs to happen to correct this issue because they're gonna be the thing applying the microcode fixed to the cpu uh they're dangerous is right if you mess up something in a BIOS you can brick machines and the enterprise level Hardware often doesn't have backups like the consumer level Hardware does like usually like the motherboard I having here the gigabyte motherboard has a backup BIOS if you if you tank the BIOS on that machine you can still get into the backup BIOS and presumably recover it on enterprise level they figure the people that are working with those machines have enough sense that they're not gonna brick the boxes so usually they don't they don't even bother putting the backup for Amazon you know we toast them they're toast it's been a long time so I've actually seen motherboards like mainstream motherboards shipping with multiple buyouts there okay so EVGA was really big I'd say z87 z97 Z 107 I'm not sure but they had multiple BIOS my Z 99 or X 99 classified had three BIOS on it I think it was executed either z97 or x9 classified had three BIOS three and I trusted me I used him there were times I just like worked my OC so bad even a clear CMOS was failing me so it was one of those things where it was nice to have that but I just the newer stuff ya see multiple BIOS is on there anymore by us BIOS spicy sees how do you say that that what's the plural of BIOS BIOS it's just BIOS the BIOS is's the BIOS is is I like that but but anyways on the Gigabyte motherboard I'm running in Houston it does have the backup BIOS because I only know cuz I did the patch I went ahead and bit the bullet and got in there and you're right there was two versions there was the original patch they did the microcode update literally two days later was another version so you know they revved it cuz they because just like everybody else they it up but so far I'm stable I've installed the update I've tested everything the system is still rock stable not seeing any notable performance change that though I haven't gone into deep benchmarking yet and this could presumably kill performance in very specific scenarios right because the whole point is changing how this random memory thing that lookup mechanism that speeds things up will no longer be possible Kyle Buchanan's a super chat said Jay when this gets done will you make a video to update we make a video to update the microcode motherboard correctly I assume when he's asking me as if I'll do a video about how to do it the right way the answer to that is no and the reason being is every single motherboard manufacturer has a different way of doing it some use some use a BIOS level flashback some use or some use a Windows or a built-in software that will go to its own bootable and then flash itself there are too many versions for me to do a video to apply to even the majority yeah plus that's not something you really want to be telling people how to do if they don't already know how to do it cuz the liability on that's gonna be high I mean the pucker factor on a BIOS update if you bump the power cable unplug the box UPS dies and chokes blow a fuse I mean there's a million different things that can completely you in the middle of it so a funny story when when I started YouTube I had an FX 8120 in a crosshair 5 formula goes across there 5 right yeah crosshair 5 formula motherboard asus rog motherboard so i was like the best AMD motherboard you could buy at the time and it didn't have a multiple bios switch but it did have like a removable bios chip so like i could actually pull the chip out with a pair of pliers like needle nose pliers it wasn't soldered in in any way yep they had this really weird issue back then and i don't think it exists anymore but if you tried to do a BIOS firmware update with an overclock applied it would brick it would it would just block a mid bios rather than tell you like you have an overclock applied please reset factory defaults prior to no it would just go and it would brick I actually had a my brother-in-law and he still has this motherboard today actually he had the exact same motherboards we've built like identical systems so I actually had to take his chip out of his motherboard plopping it what I had to do was plop it in my computer and then get into BIOS while the I was running pull the chip out because it would work right as it loaded the BIOS into into memory right so right now for memory take his chip out put it in while I'm in BIOS then do the BIOS flashback to fix my bad BIOS so it was doing this because it's awesome because the chip wasn't soldered in so I'd contacted Asus and this was before my channel was like anything I didn't know anybody decease I contacted their their customer service and their their RMA remedy was to send them the chip and then they would send you back a new one that's hilarious yeah I never knew that you could actually hot-swap those things I never tried but we're talking abouts the old american megatrends chips yeah they just look like a little uh what do they call them not a not a sodium no that's got the little pins that are like human here is coming off about my my they look like little computer bugs they were yeah bugs right so yeah I mean it was just so funny to me that at the time that a top tier motherboard you can you could load the BIOS and then once it was loaded into memory just pull the BIOS chip out switch it flash it you're up you put the bad chip back in yeah it works but I just find it funny that they would rather deal with this RMA service this this RMA process of telling people sending your chips and they would send another chip right it was it was in a little bubble envelope sure I cost some pennies it's like way cheaper than going through any other process but why could they just put in a piece of code that says revert back to factory settings do you want to proceed yes reverts off it goes well I mean come on that could have been fixed with the BIOS update the irony involved in that but still oh I see what you're saying load the other chip into it it boots up and then then pop the old chip in and revert it know right from what's in memory er know what I'm saying is why why would a soos go through the RMA process of saying send us your bad chip we'll send you a new one if you happen to break your board by trying to buy us flashback with an overclock applied because yeah I know if he caught that piece of information that's what was breaking the BIOS was if you tried to do a firmware update wallet overclock profile active so rather than have them have a piece of code in the BIOS flashback that forces it to revert back to factory defaults it just allows itself to try and flash and Brix itself oh I see what you're saying there should have been you're saying they should've been a catch-all and they're saying wait a second don't do this while you're overclocking and then they could have saved themselves a whole lot of hassle down the road or even force itself to go back to defaults and then do a restart before flashing that's how a lot of the other more the board's operate now yeah I kind of getting the impression these days that because there's so many crutches and so many ways to recover from stuff that developers are really getting lazy that's and being a developer myself I've actually seen like the evolution of that through my career at Microsoft was you know now that you got Windows Update and you can just deploy these patches and it used to be on every three months now you can do it every month now they're doing every week now they're doing test builds it's to the point now or it's like when you're sitting at work you used to be sweating bullets being like holy if I up this bug fix and I'm gonna break thousands of computers I'm um they're gonna fire me and nobody's ever gonna find the body but now it's like I'm gonna I'm gonna go home at five o'clock I'm pretty sure it's gonna work you know and then it goes out and breaks a bunch of machines but it's okay cuz windows update to this rescue we can just fix it again and again and again and I feel the same way with games especially electronics arts games if you're listening EA the updates surpassed the original size of the game by a factor of about 10 throughout the lifecycle of the game because they're constantly going through and fixing it now granted they usually have a little thing there's a good stuff date contains new DLC and new graphics and but no there's always that little subset of fixing this bug fixing this bug fixing this bug and it's like back in the day we had cartridges loaded into systems you bought software and software etc on floppy disks and there was no internet they had to get that right the first time otherwise it was a physical recall of all the product and putting it back out which was massively expensive right and they don't do that now I can't remember there ever being like I can remember there ever being this situation like that when physical copy was the only way where they had to do that I mean maybe it's because I grew up in the in an era that a lot of these young folks now that follow us have never experienced which is where the game had to be done and complete and fully tested prior to hitting the shelf I think hitting the shelf is the thing that's really strange it doesn't really happen anymore right so well the hell of a lot more testing was done I can tell you that because I remember which a Nintendo game was it was a maniac mansion I think can somebody confirm this maniac mansion I think was the game where I got the cartridge when the game first came out and there's a place in the game where if you went to it you did one action it would basically remove all the actions before you up your ability to get past that point you were basically stuck it was a hard bug in it yeah but you could but there was actually another version of the cartridge released with the bug fixed hmm so you could go and get the new version of it you know that was like their version of Windows Update but they didn't they didn't swap it out you had to actually go buy it and I don't know if those maniac mansion or if it was another game but yeah there was there was like a literal braking issue in it and there was also the same thing happened on the original Xbox you remember before Xbox 360 and Xbox one the original Xbox I remember there was a game on there where you've got to a certain point and if you did this action it would completely ruin your ability to finish the game like it trashed your entire safe I haven't run games yeah but there's one there's one in specific I'm thinking about the Microsoft didn't they litter literally put out there fix - everybody was make sure when you get to this point in the game that you don't do this make sure you know that's like their their their patch right because there's nothing they could do it people that were already to that point but I do feel like software quality has gone way down also you could argue that the complexity of software has gone way up I mean back then a lot of the was written in native code directly bare-metal now you've come to this evolution where you have Windows and Linux that have multiple rings you got the kernel you got the hell memory managers then on top of that you got libraries upon libraries on top of engines and now the developers like you know int main void create call function create game level good people return you're done that's all you know it's it's it's approaching that point now where it's so easy to develop software that you don't have to understand the fundamentals of developing software any more unity for instance if you've ever programmed a game in unity and I'm sure a lot of people in chat have it's a drag-and-drop experience yes you can go write a bunch of code and everything behind the scenes and make it do exactly what you want but you can quite literally go into the game and drag a sphere out there in a 3d game and then go in and write just a tiny little like five pieces of code they're like make the ball fall and bounce and it does all the gravity all the physics everything in the world so you don't have to be you don't have to have that situational awareness the developers used to have to have like when you were doing memory management on a certain architecture you'd be like oh this is x86 you can only address for four gigabytes of memory so I need to make sure that everything I do doesn't address over four gigabytes of memory now it's like it address a billion gigabytes of memory Windows will figure it out its memory manage you're smart but then you're working around all of the other bugs in other people's code yeah I don't it resided in that in that genre of work anymore that career it was such a burnout being in that that office I'm telling you the developer oh my brain doesn't work just thinking about it that was such a grind if I'm honest I miss working at Microsoft I mean if I'm completely honest with myself I don't think I'll just work like working for a giant company like that work for a small company where one guy's fuckup affected everybody and everyone ate over it you know what I mean yes I mean that's Mike Microsoft there was a high pucker factor for making mistakes but we did have a lot of nets too I mean it for you to up on the level where you're it's like you're gonna get terminated you literally had to have the bug somehow make it from your computer into source Depot then you had to make it from your branch to the branch above it then you had to make it from the branch above into the test branch and then from the test branch into the actual like company-wide internal release branch if somehow you made it through all of those processes with your fuckup well then you're like a legendary up and you're gonna get called on it but most of our stuff was what would catch those issues I needed we did address in here real quick do it he's off there he goes mighty Jesus yeah that I thought about for a second someone putting in a demo how to put a zip tie on your wiener what are you doing here somebody asks a question in chat isn't went by what's the best way to attach a fan to a case without screws so zip ties no I'm gonna I'm gonna show a very specific way that I do it though I've done this before actually and it works very very well it's just I need a fan to demonstrate and I'm I don't want to move a whole lot because then I might Jack something up thank you sir so this is the way I used to do it okay so can you zoom that it oh you can't we're not using the motor lens on there no don't touch it don't touch okay if you touches something something's gonna break okay so here's what I would do you got your fan you've got your case don't change your camera angles I'm a member I'm I'm looking at the lens cuz I'm talking to the audience but I'm forced to look at you now because of the telezart I'm sorry I can't concentrate when your face is really big okay no I'm not gonna zip tie my wiener like you said what Nick you gave me the side cutters back there stop it's not that funny no it's not that funny yes supposed to be the zip tie my wiener it soon as I pulled up the bed thank you sir yes guys I was too lazy to turn around grab that I'm on a stool okay Jerry stop it sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry okay remember guys what what you see down in the corner of this stream I'm forced to actually look at when I look at the monitor because I had the bright idea of studying Jerry up on the teleprompter and telling me about it so here's what I do if I need to attach something and I have no screws I've rarely had to do this but I did it before you take your zip tie you stick it through the fan like so right then you put that through the case you take another zip tie you just pull this zip tie through like that and then you snip the ends like so you are a genius and then that's how it stays in the case so that's the way I don't in the past okay I never thought of doing it that way that's actually pretty precise there trying to wrap it around right you know you have the hole for the fans may not have a way to go back around so you just zip one through zip it back the other side snip-snip you're good there it's a good idea hello lifehack never use screws again guys you heard it here you zip ties to hold your ads on and everything it's a tie your wiener yeah the zip tie your wiener when it falls off you YouTube can be beautiful and brave and whatever you put your wiener in the fan only when it's at full speed you like my little cooler fan that I have I need something that's quiet that doesn't show up on the on the microphone so I just got like one of those cheap little USB fans that I love so much you will sit you're on the battery pack running all day you want to see something really cool hey Nick come here I love having a remote-control quick I'm testing my wind filter here give me that as well grab me that that other in wind fan dude how good does that work edible fan hey Jay check this out so I got the fan pointed right at the spit the spit guard right uh-huh now watch come into a difference that makes yeah I imagine it actually doing its job hell yeah okay this is the in win Mars fan I love in wins fans I feel like in win it's the only company that's actually been innovating and changing a boring topic like this fans if you guys haven't noticed a sec sponsored just kidding they've sent me these there's some money I know just with you hey wait fans I don't do videos about fans anymore I mean what are you what is it about a fan I don't have the equipment to actually test it properly be like this is exactly how many h2o mm of HG ode pushes instead of pressure here's the CFM's and here's the noise oh nobody wants to watch that crap this boring so the only thing companies have been doing to try and make fans exciting is let's a million levels of RGB on it and let's charge $35 a fan and that way we can you know they can't even afford the lube after what they paid for their fans companies banks razor companies have taken them raised any fans no no I'm saying razors started the whole LEDs and everything you only use at night every picture of every product they've ever made is in the dark so this is the in win Mars fan now this fan admittedly is not cheap but it does something that no other fan can do so is it like not too expensive or is a little it's all metal oh okay I didn't know that that's an all metal design but it's got its a standard 120 millimeter mount right but are you ready for this look what it can do what so you can Matt is neat so you can mount this anywhere in your case let's say you want to focus airflow direction down on some yeah you can just rotate this and that's brilliant yeah does the wire go through the arms so that you don't have to have like a wire hanging out there or yeah it's it's all it's all like going through the arm itself where does where does it plug in where does the fan header plug in is it on the frame risen on the fan this is the base of the arm okay I've lost it oh it's right here derp it's right here so it is on the fan so you do have to route the cable well here's the thing though it's it's like a little mini jack it's like smaller than like even a 3.5 millimeter but that just plugs right into it like that is that part metal to that you're the one the round part everything everything is metal except for the little blades no the blades are platform finger or no just kidding so that's badass this is perfect for like the testbench and stuff right because I can mount this down and then I can actually direct airflow where I want it so this is kind of like an evolution of the gooseneck mount way saying I don't what are those called again I want to go see how much these things cost and when Mars fans like I said they're not cheap but they are definitely they're definitely my favorite company right now in terms of and currently unavailable but here's the thing are you ready for this yeah there are two there are two power connectors this one right here is a you can see on my camera but for you right yeah okay yeah so this is a standard PWM that goes into a little mini jack right here mmm and then that plugs into a header and it has a pass-through so it's it's got a pigtail on it or you have a USB right here so just like your little your little USB powered fan I can plug mine in watch we shut down the system hold on to be I will short it I got this I think oh look you got a battery pack you might be better off using a battery pack let's see suspense is killing me here holy so no it's it's USB powered so you could put it on your desk and make it go so I don't think I'm actually getting power off that USB though it's yeah txt motherboard and yeah so that's why would you not be getting power of you as we because what a motherboards now have data only ports like a little weird bro you might oh this I gotta see it work I know let me plug it into the PWM yeah just do that one oh that the screws it's a burner to cool like the base is actually threaded so it's just like a slick idea yeah well it's me cuz it actually would work as like a desk fan a desk fan here's the CPU fan yeah these things surprisingly move a lot of air like when I got these I was shocked at how much air pushes like I can have this thing sitting about eight feet away from me and still feel the breeze it's four dollars so yeah that the usb on the end of this keyboard is not powering for some reason is it is it a pretty quiet fan oh it was turned off there's a switch on the thing Oh how's how's the it's quiet I don't here pick it up on the mic well let me turn it hold on let's see her try not to break it yeah no it's boil oh why am i listening my microphone up nobody got that I thought no I don't hear it at all man is it a pretty good amount of air coming off it well it's also running off like only a so I haven't hooked up to the CPU header which isn't like Oh got you fan control do you have a pump header cuz usually the pump headers just run balls out at 100% it also has an LED on it you see the white LED oh I thought that was just metal reflecting that's cool so let me actually turn on the USB header now that was so funny do they even sell those right now or do you have like a pre-production product cuz everything says that they're not they're not in stock I don't know see in win Mars fan well because I want to get one just made me want this fan and I can't find it sorry I can find millions of in win cases though damn I'm not even not even new hangout USB headers I'm gonna find this thing if it kills me now if the stream goes dark you'll know why you can with short it yet don't short the USB some other words don't like that $59 via their own store this is a $60 fan that can't be right alright see we got here if their fans 60 bucks I'm gonna be like Mia oh there we go it's actually actually builds a lot of air well it's not gonna work out there so yeah they they even said so I'm just reading their little mission statement on their on their site here it's like first little cooling functions the Mars can also be used as a normal desktop fan to cool yourself when the gaming intensifies the power 2.5 millimeter USB connector and transfer power voltages from 5 volts up to 12 volts on hostis which for easier and convenient operation while using it outside of your chassis do you see it on my desk right now yeah pretty good breeze yeah oh hell yeah it's quiet okay yeah I can't I can't hear it at all oh so let's turn it pretty fast yeah I cannot find these things in stock anywhere chat crashed their website did that buddy people really just go over to in wind so anyway a win this is this is obviously my opinion but in win is one of those companies that I had kinda had my eyes on him for years and in the beginning I feel like they were kind of I don't know they didn't have like the greatest of products that their cases were okay they were like running the mill but then like right around 2012 they started just going out with these crazy designs and they they sort of become known for this super premium brand now like they're really expensive well I've seen the limited runs they did like what was the name of that one case it was like just a weird like Picasso looking metal plate with a glass on it yes frame oh is that yeah they had that at a PD excellent and I was like oh my god that's a beautiful day it's a single piece of like a aluminum sheet that's this break tin - its stamped and and brake press brake fit into that position yeah and it was like real tempered glass on it - right it wasn't like the plastic sides like you get on no same thing like my D frame behind me right here this green one it's it's not glass on it right now but it's all tempered glass like thick tempered glass do you like quarter intercept like that yeah who are they who are the guys that used to make those really premium aluminum cases back in the day that everybody wanted those Acacia lives in mountain mods no even before that yeah yeah that was it yeah they still around are they still considered like a good premium brand because back in the day I mean they were like the premium case to have they are indeed expensive there they are they are expensive there's no doubt about it so anyway if this vans sixty bucks that's pretty steep but I could see it being niche like this I mean what do they stick you for not what does it knock to a stick you for if you want an ugly brown Noctua probably 30 bucks 30 bucks so double and knock 2004 have neither lead articulate over 30 bucks yeah I don't I think that's a little little on the spending side then again these more often because know when we do our streams right it's obviously it gets kind of warm right so that's why I want to use this because a regular desktop fan is too loud yeah in this right here unless I put it right up against it it's but it's a nice breeze and they'll run off this battery pack forever I'm gonna point your mic at the fan okay do it I want to hear this music oh now I can hear it yeah can you still hear yeah just barely okay I know it's it's it's dead it's just about dead right there I'm like I'm like a foot away rigor so wow it's moving a good amount of air I have no idea what the CFM volume is but can you hear me oh yeah but you know what you know what this thing cost four bucks it looks ugly as though you gotta hit it with some crime on and you need an adapter if you want to plug it into your motherboard but hey five bucks man so apparently I have D dust in wind site I'm sorry guys I just got a lot quieter are you did you put your mic back in the same spot there we go much better much better very directional lab so apparently I inadvertently ddosed win-win I'm I have to write them an email later let them know what happened like sorry guys we send a bunch of people over to look for your $60 fan that's not in stock I swear okay so we got how many people were in chat right now I don't even know 3500 33,000 about 3,500 okay so 3,500 people in here let's just say let's just say half of them went over to the website curious as to what the price was if it doesn't take a lot to bring down a retail site I guess 1500 viewers cuz wreath I mean in wind probably is used to more than a few hundred at the most like when a new product launch which is a you know people hitting their site so I guess it doesn't take a lot to bring down a site anymore well a lot of the companies that create these sites do it through cloud cloud services and what they'll do is they'll buy a certain amount of bandwidth you know per month or whatever and it won't skit it takes too long to scale yeah so like they get hit really hard it's like Oh God we're getting amount of traffic that wasn't seen before and it takes the system a little while to adapt to it so everybody just probably cost like in win like 20 bucks a scale so the specs on the fan it is using just under one lot of power it's for just under 40 CFM I'm it's a decent met of airflow not a lot of pressure the site is literally not not not loading it is dead dude it without says service unavailable the server is temporarily unable to serve your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems please try again later it's a 503 service unavailable air from Apache so ya know we it's dead dead I'm gonna I'm gonna email them real quick yeah you might want to like let them know that we just we just tanked their site let's back up now I just hit refresh it's back up okay yeah but now the audience is gonna keep screwing with you probably yeah and I probably just like scaled their plans and now they gonna pay a bunch more money and everything I've got I've got all this texture on the thing it looks like it's a thirty eight point seven three cubic feet per minute air flow yeah so I don't know is that good or bad I don't really know what to compare it against no it's it's it's like middle ground okay I mean so it's 25 DBA or DB decibels alright in terms of noise I mean it's it's going right now I'm not sure it's it's probably I'm sure the audience can hear it yeah well 25 decibels isn't that loud no it's really not I like this oh this is neat I've got a I've got a few of these so I'm gonna probably start using the especially the summertime I just like the fact that you can mount them to a standard 120 millimeter spot like I know let's say you have a radiator that's on the top of your case right yeah yes in between the radiator in the case doing pool and you've got mounts on the bottom of the rad and it's just say you want to get some directed airflow onto your VRMs or something you could mount one of these underneath it and just swivel it and point it at the vrm if you're most people that's like a hundred percent function over form and there you go yeah oh there's sites dead again all right all MLM I'm on it yeah I'm pretty sure more than likely somebody in the chat decided to be all be da C with them but I don't that shit's gonna happen no matter what I don't think anyone in the chat is doing anything I think I think it's just enough people are going to it say sorry for breaking your site's patchy 5:03 air it's not like it's not like it's not it's loading slow it's like literally Apache cannot handle the volume okay so we're gonna write the apology letter to Edwin live so I was showing off the new Mars fan on my live screen and people all went to these sites to look it up and broke it my bad are they just are they just in win on Twitter there at Amon USA I think somebody in win USA you see my bad moderate moderate person said senpai notice me there you have been noticed and now you may go alright so this is okay and when I'm just gonna message him and say J is 2 cents broke your website this is something that I underestimate all the time I underestimate what happens if I mention a website and people go to it like I felt really bad for her NZXT because when I showed off the cam software which I legitimately used and still do actually on skunkworks it's how I control my view lighting I I wasn't asked to do a video about cam I just showed it off and so many people went to cam to try and use it that they completely tore down the site the problem is cam also connects to the website for a lot of its functionality so cam immediately stopped working for everybody using cam oops so it made a made NZXT look kind of bad but but the funny thing is they had they've since changed the way that software works in terms of pinging the server to activate like to turn on because of that so maybe something good came out of it well remember back in the day like a long time ago we had that one Tech Talk episode where you're basically you add was it like some kind of cloud DDoS protection or something like that you're basically like cloud pill out and it was cloud fair even cloud fair it was like please don't do that again so somehow we ended up getting them hit with like 20 Giga second or something bandwidth or you're like oh Touche okay so the the old website and what we Bri what we bring the website back the old website was being hosted in Austin Texas and in a legit data server data center yeah in Iraq and doing its whole thing and it was like so that attack was so brutal they actually segregated me and that physically moved my machine off the main grid because not only did it bring down the site it killed the switch like physically killed this one yeah and that dude told you I remember cuz you told me you said that the guy said because you're basically impervious to DDoS attacks so you actually surprised him I don't think I'm learning about the DDoS attacks even Anna even Amazon nope Amazon can be taken down everyone can be taken down yeah even I mean Xbox Live being taken down as a hell of a fee too because considering my car the size of Microsoft's datacenter and how much space they lease out from other competing companies yeah like it's nuts that they can take that down but luckily that flaw is starting to go away though the way the Internet's distributed now it's it's starting to make it harder and harder and harder for that to work it's not it's not impossible but if we're eventually gonna hit a point where being able to route that traffic and not have a stop before it gets to the destination is gonna be your you ought to be pretty clever to make that happen in the future especially with all the ipv6 stuff yeah I mean the Internet's gonna move a lot it's gonna move forward but then so will so will the techniques so yeah whatever that's a lot of the bots that are running on these ISPs and stuff it's really easy to identify them now like it used to be that the DDoS networks would just send out small amounts of data from each of the clients so it wouldn't be noticeable but the problem is now when you have like Comcast being so big when you have a hundred thousand BOTS all suddenly start sending roughly the same amount of traffic at roughly the same amount of time all targeted at the same destination it's it's pretty easy now for them to have you know business intelligence on the switch and everything they can start shutting them down and closing the ports all right so we've got 15 minutes left in the show it's time it's time to stop being serious we've had too much Tech Talk in this Tech Talk I feel like we have I feel like we've definitely fulfilled the tech Tech Talk quota here now I can't talk about things Nick and I like to talk about in our car rides hey Nick we need a topic throwing at us which we talked about no not the cars that's too straightforward quick come on now get weird come on get weird but stuff very talked about that we talked about the length of the insertion shaft of the hemorrhoid cream we didn't cover all the weird stuff yeah I can get weirder of course you can get weirder let's go to the audience aren't I it's gonna get really weird then you got nothing let's go the audience all right going the audience Nick's got nothing here go to the audience get a top I'm gonna go take a piss really quick when we get back let's talk about something really up okay all right here hold on let me switch over to robocam here okay okay I'm gonna get there you watch my screen yeah they're here watch you're all even bring it down so you can watch the screen while I'm gone here we go oh whoa that's weird the delay is real Oh Jerry just tripped over his mice camera again well that didn't work for very long because I think Jerry pull I think it pulled out his plug again all right weed stuff legal weed now that's boring trannies as in transmissions that's where I hope you're going with that no we're not talking about chicks with penises pedophile sex dolls there was the sex robot at CES there was that Jerry Jerry you employed stammering slugged are the camera unplugged it's all black oh did old battery wood didn't it the GoPro cuz I put a USB cable on there that's data only like a so what's our topic do we got one I don't know people want to talk about trannies and I don't mean cars yeah that's right it's hot but we're better off staying away from robot strippers that was a real topic at CES surprised nobody's mentioned putting a flashlight on the robotic arm because that question came up a lot during my stream Nixon the answer is yes mechanical grip you really you see you can't even get weird use my talk about car mechanics don't you shrug at me hi robo arm fleshlight no I already said I already talked about that on my stream yes it is completely possible this is old that's a good one hey did you see the Burger King net neutrality commercial no dude it's hilarious Burger King cave all the companies that you wouldn't think we give two shits about net neutrality they created a commercial where they set up the store is having the whopper have a fast track passage of a package so for $25 you get your whopper instantly otherwise you had to wait like 10 minutes or 20 minutes or 30 minutes and they had like real customers coming in the store and they're like well sir you only bought the whopper those $4.95 oh you have to wait 20 minutes to get it they're doing that because they're trying to promote their other packages to sell chicken fingers and stuff like that in the and the customers are just getting irate over it they're like they're like you know we don't we don't know the rules we just we just work here it's really funny all what I said yeah it's real no it's not I don't think it's a real honest ain't that a customers think is real yeah in the in the in the video it appears that the customers think it's real and they're getting frustrated they want to talk to the manager the guys like you know I don't make the rules I'm just following the rules and he points up at the sign and the sign actually has the three levels of whopper purchase like the whopper packages up on the up on the actual sign it's it's pretty good okay I think they killed it Nick Nick texted me more of a statement we are than a topic that the pullout method is not safe sex I don't know I got away with it for a long you got away with it with what the pullout method mmm dude I may be worn a condom like three times in my entire life like the rest of the time was just like I hate these things they're stupid and part of the point of that small well I used to just bust the seal out of the top of the 16 ounce coke bottles you see that you seen that picture that you see that picture I was going around for the longest time it was like a sticky note from mom or from dad or somebody it was like I just want you to remember to practice safe sex tonight and they like pinned a condom to like the cork board with the note on it yes yes I do remember that friggin hilarious okay so many people asked me for the post Malone PC I already saw that yeah Chet let's hear it I basically have a policy right now I basically am ignoring anybody that asks before the Malone PC all the answers they need are in that video that I did with him everything they need to know was set in that video so anytime somebody asks me what's going on with the post Malone PC all it proves to me is their comprehensive skills need improvement okay so what's going on with the Terry Crews PC okay well since you asked so nicely guys it's based on beer bongs and Bentley an album that has not launched yet the PC will not launch until the album has been launched I need the inspiration from the album to do the build why would I launch a PCE that he requested be based on his new album prior to his album dropping what kind of logic escapes you guys that keep asking me where is the post Malone build all I know is I better have a bong is the reservoir is all I'm saying everything's on everything's on the table but I can tell you I can tell you that the case is custom built is going to be the only case in the world like it is it a Bentley that's been converted to a case no unfortunately maybe it is it is a it is a case that is a one-off based on a new case coming out it is the only one in existence like it and it is going to be literally right up his alley oh it's a one-off case being created it being created by manufacturer are you modding it no it's being built specifically by a manufacturer that I reached out to holy okay so initially it is gonna be the only case in existence like it until everybody but the video goes viral then it's gonna be like now introducing special edition postman case tonight we'll play in penciler films because there's so many people they haven't seen that oh my god I don't have a screen capture like setup oh you don't damn it dude penciler films go look it up after the JED that's some old-school like they took all the GI Joe therapy essays in Boise the most some I I had them all pretty much memorized they're they're fairly derogatory to hit mistake Givens dick don't give him well your wake is doing on my leg it's so good it's so good so my favorite one is the computer you gotta walk us out he's like yeah the kids walking up to the dog is uh he'll now what's that dog and then the dog wants to bite it was like yeah this guy walks up so it's one the GI Joe guys he's like hey computer stop all downloaded and then help computer guys I confuse we got double games on it they make no sense they basically are the original GI Joe cartoons back from like the 90s and 80s when we were kids and they're just completely redubbed and it's hilarious it's so yeah it's so good pork chops it's making pork chops and oh my god comedy just isn't what it used to be man because is that a comedy just like somebody in this chat was offended like somebody today would be offended by what we're saying somebody that's offended right now in some way they took what we said to mean something towards them directly and now they're offended and I really don't give I mean you should know that by now but I mean it's just that's what's happened that's what happened to society as people became yeah snowflakes little snowflakes that melt in room temp yeah it's cuz the snowflakes get all the attention from the media oh my god I love this app society blackhat body massage massage it starts off with the kids want to jump over out of the bikes can't watch over the guys in the river music alright guys see if I can't set this up real quick and play whenever you just do we have to this is this is you reminded me of that and I haven't seen them in so long oh my god they're so good so good or no the best the best one is where the the kids standing out on the cliff or whatever is like hey mom look at me all up and flip there's like Jeju okay here's the pork chop sandwiches one let me see if I can't get a window capture here hold on but you can do J let me turn off V we turn on my dirty side self hold on have faith in clothes clothes out all the hubs all the states ending in hub okay so I just have to do this alive right okay I can't set up a nice little push studio there's a button that says studio you already push a button right now while we're streaming yes push the button that says studio run a report if we could go dark you guys know why okay studio mind okay now that's gonna open two windows okay now when you switch scenes we won't see it only you'll see the scenes the switch you get it set up and then when you're done click the button between the two scenes that says transition okay okay so how do I know what you seen them do so now if I hit a new scene it won't change anything correct on the bottom left I hit the plus sign yep click click it okay then we still see you so we see whatever in there now you can change that one all you want them when you're done okay click transition and it'll it'll transition fade from that one to the new one see guys Jerry knows stuff I'm the software guy JJ calls me for tech support all the time on cuz he can't be bothered cuz you too busy being pretty in front of the camera we're gonna transition now you ready a transition okay you're not cooking pork sandwiches stupid real good get the out my god did that smell detect it did you know going and you tell me do things I don't running so anyway if you guys go to youtube and you look up if you just look up GI GOP essays you'll just find like a ton of those there they are they're this this these came out before YouTube this was like e bombs of world era old school yeah and it was hilarious oh my god uh-oh react eclipses is offended he's just kidding I'm sure but there are to me see if I can find the computer one and we'll play that okay hopefully you guys could hear it cuz the is kind of low but the recording itself is low so I can't control that okay CJ IOPS a computer here we go oh alright hold on great I like this transition button this is cool doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo oh hell naw what's up dog my house my mom put a couple games on there not so good right there oh my god close yet I did close yet cuz you guys can see I don't run ad blocker I ain't any one of them guys I support my local content creator do a search for PSA boy falls off cliff oh do I want to see this yeah this is this is awesome okay last one it's the shortest one - it's really short okay is it Jojo yeah GI Joe PSN a boy he falls on cliff okay falling off cliff mm-hmm oh yeah it's 11 seconds yep alright hold on last one the one on the left should be the one you're operating on the one on the right should be the one the we see so anyway well there's a lesson to be learned there don't stand on the edge of a damn cliff that's right that's right but it's funny because in the original video right he gets caught by like one of the GI Joe guys they just cut it off make it look like he died yeah all right well we got one minute left guys remember as Nick said the pullout method is not safe sex I think it is I I've got I've got a lot of evidence that says it is because man I use that method for about eight years no ten years and then the first time we were like you know what we're gonna have a kid boom done yeah you sure you were shootin blanks dude the second that we want to get pregnant we got pregnant so I don't think I was shooting blanks I think I think I was I was just that way oversaturated yep I think I can communicate with the most like okay guys you also impregnated the neighbor at the same time she'd imagine more little barnacle he's running around oh I got one downstairs man got one downstairs you spitting image of me technically you got to little boy it's time to go I can't play the outro there's no out try stuffing located on here it's okay I got you covered weed you got a little button over here we just don't know good time please hit that like button and show all those 59 haters they're just a bunch of little bitches yes jump up to 3,000 likes only 3,000 likes or wrongly take down all the porn sites on the internet you won't be able to do anything fun tonight so yeah [Laughter]