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Tech Talk #153 - fFkwjki20%1k

2018-02-15
start streaming and go I think it's live oh I don't care I'm here whatever it's up guys Jesus another guy dude oh yeah nobody knows who I am anywhere my limited edition J's a dickhole shirt the one that has a little bit too much spacing between the a and the wine I like freaks everyone out but people people find something to complain about always but but you know we have this week we have the intro oh no it's going oh my god welcome to tech check number 153 I 20 % 1k that what the title is if you're wondered what is it what the title is that was Matt keyboard that's the winning formula is it it is shut up why are you laughing over there so I'm gonna be drinking piss water this whole show because we have a lot of Bud Light leftover from when Austin was here and yeah it's so basically I had owned it correct one two so basically um I had this bright idea of okay we got post Malone coming in the studio might as well the way I guarantee he shows up as I tell him I've got Bud Light cuz he loves but life right it is the redneck of beers J no I think the Miller High Life er or yeah or Pabst Pabst just kind of like coolers your your mind to work coolers I'm with Yonkers so anyway I was like yeah you know what if I dangled beer in front of him he'll come and it worked the problem was he came he showed up and within the first what five minutes of him being here we were out right so Nick or Brian Brian and Austin's like personal assistant had to run to the grocery store and they came back with like a thirty two back yeah out of control so so so junior you gonna like last week someone in chat said make me mother fuck off all right so anyway okay yeah I think I we stopped County at like twelve or fourteen shots that's all I know you're out of control I don't know how'd we get home did you guys did you guys just drive or did he have his cool card you guys take an uber or like what though he took is he brought his rolls-royce here we did yeah as a wraith and so he drove here but then when he invited us to come over I had to go home and change I want to change cuz I didn't I was I was just down a bit and so he had to go he wouldn't go back and take a shower and take a nap and then so we went home changed cleaned up and then we drove back out to Hollywood did you check out his Wraith what was there oh yeah they parked it in front of the club of course they did valet did that someone was leaning on it someone was leaning on it and nobody was saying anything about it and I was already drunk I was like no one gonna say anything about fuck this I'll say something glad and then Brian grabbed me by the pants he wouldn't let me go fight the guy that was guys we almost didn't get Jay back for tech talk the best part was when the night started I told I told post Malone I was like hey just make sure don't get arrested he's like no promises he's an honest guy right anyway Tech Talk I don't really have much anyway topics other than the only thing about tech about this show is we use it to bring it to you guys you guys are watching it on your devices that's it that's on it's broadcast via a computer using some open-source software so that's got to give us some street cred I'm not seeing a bunch of people bitching about the audios being out of whack I mean it sounds like audios working although I just got a bunch of notifications on my phone if I turn that Oh was that yours about to turn on yelling Nick that's how good my microphone is it sounds local I thought it was behind me it's probably just because I'm gonna say it's a spatial sound from those godlike headphones you're wearing or those the audio Technica's yeah the m50x is I think it's funny that you're still using like the old-school audio Technica's why not they're awesome I mean they are I like audio technica stuff but it's just it's just for a tech guy of your stature I would expect some like Sennheiser you know SD 800 but I'm not an audiophile that's true you're not you would even know where to plug the damn thing like why does this big connector not go into the little hole well I know why do my headphones newbie XLR come on I don't have hey hey I'm not an audiophile either I've got some nice headphones I don't have a single uses XLR sorry the beer is already engaged I wish I had a beer because then I can put it on this coaster [Laughter] yeah you know you know I do my best oh well Jay think thanks for still still keeping Tech Talk going so I at least have one one video or twice a month speaking of that guys this actually our last show and for a second I was taking you seriously without without random shit has been lately I was expecting to be like yeah this is last show so I'm gonna be tech talk anymore hey things haven't been random from my perspective nothing nothing's different from your perspective I didn't say different is it random things haven't been random so let's see here so so Lars says I'm a pet oh no I'm not a pet oh I'm a parent there's a difference a lot more letters involved I was the guy walking around the grocery store yesterday with candy hearts and big giant stuffed unicorns to him and you have any kids with you right no it was like a be like just me and I the the looks I was getting I was you could tell the people who were being judgey like trying to figure out and you could tell the parents like oh that's so cute I should Millie yes Fruma it's for my mossad flings no no what you need to do is roll up your sleeves on your on your t-shirt and then like go out and get your white van with it all and then do a Burnout it says free candy free candy free Katie oh my god well I I surprised Zander yesterday and put a TV a big you know my old my old 1080p TVs that you made fun of when you came up and said you could see the pixels from a mile away I put one of those in his bedroom and put his Wii U in there cuz I never play with the Wii you were this way chose his systems I stuck him in there he loves it oh my god what okay so I'm allergic to Bud Light I think and what I mean by that is I think I get drunk super fast off of it there's something about because remember I'm the gastric bypass right so drunk really fast but it's not the first time I've experienced this where I could I could drink Bud Light and there's something about it that just hits me harder than even like heavier beers like see I love we tales citrus ales like have Blue Moon you know that sort of stuff right I could drink that I could drink four or five of those in I feel damn thing I drink I'm a ghost bud no what's that I don't know piss to the pistil water ratios like nine to one ha yeah excited for me to get drunk off beer I mean just to even get a slight buzz I got a chug like four of them in 20 minutes I don't know it's just a Bud Light thing and my wife if she's watching I'm sure she remembers plenty of outings where why is there no percent number on this cuz it's probably not really beer Jay's like I don't know I get so drunk off the Bud Light but he's only been drinking a three beer bongs near beer dear beer actually one of the times the drunkest that I ever got like that hit me really really hard even worse than Jager bombs was the first time I ever did a beer bong and it was the last time I ever did a beer bong I took you know arrogant bastard are you familiar with that beer so arrogant bastard is like a really bitter beer I mean it is like ungodly you can't even drink it most people can't even drink it so you just beer bong it right but it comes in like a 24 ounce bottle and it's like I want to say it's like seven or eight percent yeah well they flipped one of those suckers over in the beer bong and just dumped it down into me when the gush and I remember it wasn't it didn't even feel like it was 10 seconds after I did that beer bong that I instantly just felt numb like I got shot with a tranquilizer dart yeah this shows gonna be a train wreck guys I apologize now so the people are saying it's 4.2% yes like it's like nothing that's nothing but but it's something about the Bud Light specifically like I've been to plenty of bars and clubs and stuff where I'm just like someone will just like order me a Bud Light or whatever and I drink it the Bud Light always makes me feel weird like earlier I was walking around telling it like I feel weird I feel funny you look at the ingredients like it's like alcohol whiskey I love whiskey but I couldn't I couldn't beer bong whiskey hell no is it a boilermaker what's the what's the one where you dropped the whiskey into the beer or is it whiskey huh I had a drink once where it's like you had beer and you dropped a whiskey it was either whiskey or rum or something but you dropped it into the beer and then chugged it next to the alcoholics expert what drink is that he doesn't know we're talking about I said drink he said he that's what a boilermaker is yeah how does he not eat so he's the alcohol expert he doesn't know what a boilermaker is like the most common like drink that like you you're never because it's kind of like Paul he only drinks they're like froo froo froo free beers Oh like you can only get at this one corner market in this hipster town he's a beer beer snob yeah whiskey bomb whiskey bomb nope that's that's it Oh see okay redeemed yeah so so he held it he got it I don't like him I don't like try to my also tried have you ever had an Irish Car Bomb they're asking about it they're saying it's thinking about it in chat yeah I'm realizing we have a lot of alcoholics in the chat we do well that means to be expected do you know how like investigated and and probably demonetized you're making my channel with all these Irish Car Bomb and chats it's it's ok Jay I'm gonna tell you how to fix it when it says that your channel has been D monetized you just go into the dash where you click the but this is Appeal in two minutes later it just turns back to monetize nobody ever checks it I've never seen that but I've never been you wanted size before I've had four no no six six of my videos demonetized three of them were new ones went right when I upload them they immediately became d monetized before they were in processing and I just went in as an appeal and two minutes later they went back to public and I'm like there's no way anybody could have watched at that period of time someone's saying it's called a submarine whiskey shot dropped into a cup of beer no that sounds too fucking complicated drunks whiskey shot yeah I'm drunk in words in a cup jagerbomb obscene jägerbomb in chat yeah team Jager Bomb Jager Bomb is officially my favorite drinks and I can't really have with more it's too sweet for me yeah be just you just plow that sumbitch down or what's that what summer you do it's a monster and vodka I don't know what that was called it's like a variation of the yeah I mean it is but but that one's actually pretty good too but I don't know there's just something about Jager and Red Bull they're just just like just like cores hit you the Jager hits me hard you know do you like the Jager into Vegas I do like the Eiger in in the Vegas oh we're from Wisconsin and we went to a Vegas with a Jager Bomb Jagr oh yeah my favorite pilot was Chuck Yeager that's why I like that gagger bomb when Yeager flew over in the war he was a jagerbomb what's Jagger all right speaking of tech news if there's any is there still a Tesla Roadster floating around up there somewhere in there there is it is it unfortunately its GPS was a little off so it's not going to be visiting Mars instead it's going right into the asteroid belt no no the peds already on the thing the thing's already dead not arranged but uh but but it's funny because they wanted to put it in this like elliptical orbit or basically go around earth and then go over and then start orbiting Mars and instead now it's it basically did one loop around Earth and now it's just flying out into the asteroid field so it it sucks because we're not gonna see it right I mean there's no way we're able to see an object that small but did you hear NASA actually did have to catalogue it is a potentially dangerous near or near Earth orbit object they said that on its current orbit there is a slight chance that it'll it'll get through the asteroid belt flip around and it could come back and hit earth it's extra na mcclee small but it was enough that they had to actually catalogue it you know there's an astronomically small chance I could flap my arms and fly should we catalog that that's true but but let's say it happens hypothetically speaking would say it's happens to zealand like how does it how does the insurance exchange happen there when the car just like rear-ends the planet earth at about 180 thousand miles an hour is that like faster would be going I have no idea but it's gotta be cooking man I mean it's it's gonna slingshot around a fucking planet it's got a game some kind of inertia from that I'm guessing I'm not a I'm a earth scientist not a space scientist they're different they put Astro in front of it when you're when you're out there somewhere yeah but you're still out there when you're here that was deep dude I'm curious how this is exactly the car floating around up there when they are at this flat whoa I didn't even think about that Jay you know a lot of Flat Earth theorists say that's why the missiles go up and then kind of turn sideways because it'll hit the roof [Laughter] did you see the oh it's it was the meme it was like the earth was a disk and it shows the meteor hitting the disc in limits spinning s flipping a coin what about the senator that was worried about Guam tipping over and capsizing but that's a joke no it's not a joke because this was this is from a few years back I guess but apparently there was a there was a military hearing taking place with Congress or whatever they were trying to get approval to like I guess I remember the exact circumstances they were trying to increase the population of Guam there's only like 5,000 soldiers right better agua naval Marines and Air Force moment and this congressman was like he was he sounded drunk right he's like so the the island is if a quick-moving rose 11 miles miles the narrowest 22 miles long correct and that and this gent this general is like I don't have those figures in front of me but I can get them if you're interested and he's like okay but so the so the square mileage of the island is roughly again the journals like again I don't have those figures but we can gather that information if you if you want and he goes my my concern here is that if we increase the population the the island will capsize the look of the generals face as he answered literally just like well we don't anticipate this we don't anticipate that being a problem but the fact that these are the people making decisions uh yeah yeah there are no forests at least it's an interesting time I mean nobody can argue that it's not an interesting time to live yeah I mean there's always something going on like did you just hear a jeep IR our Lord Emperor the FCC that they got net neutrality thrown in the garbage is now being investigated for collusion with one of the giant media empires that benefits him if net neutral base entitled rating at a level shit schedule was leaked because it was it was his schedule with subpoenas because he's a public servant right Louis schedule was subpoenaed and it was showed all the meetings of people he was meeting with prior to the vote and even the day of the vote he was meeting with Verizon and AT&T and all of them so I mean it's doesn't collusion collision is definitely going to be collusion yes it's I don't think that's gonna come to any surprise to anybody that he was collaborating with making money with the big companies you know yeah the guy that could never give a good reason as the wide net neutrality should go away like every single fact he would always give immediately was shot down by the evidence and he would just keep giving it that was like a chance to say well because I can't line my pockets with an open net brutally honest like it's like so why do you think that neutrality is hurting America I know because I don't pay as much taxes cuz I don't I don't have as much money to spend so this is the zealous work see I get money from Sinclair media and then I spend it on other things that are not Internet related I'm gonna I'm gonna I know you can't see me cuz it's delayed I'm gonna do my best age it I did it's his impression no justice facial impression oh okay yeah I'm waiting for it that's my best impression I get what his face looks like no I didn't just put my butt up to the camera I swear oh that would have been about the same effect I say although his name is strikingly close to a shit pie so it's like you're gonna eat a shit pie but what country is that that's into that the shizer stuff is that is that Germany is that do we got any German fans over there in the chat they can verify that it's benign Molina yes is two girls one cup like in the PG section over there oh here comes here comes the impression here comes here goes there watch it I don't know if I did it I don't know if our mine is I don't see you actually you actually look like you're about ready to fall asleep no no what are you laughing at yeah you were Oh agent pie it doesn't matter the guy the guy why can't we can't trust a guy Christina says when does the text hawk start when you get that fuck out that's when it starts yeah you just call me tits man called tech talk doesn't mean it's to talk about technology just a name just the name bro I'm gonna change the name of this show to just talk talk yeah yeah I like it talk talk although I mean hey if they want tech news I mean I can just click on random shit on Sina that they could just go look at their self like five hidden Mac OS High Sierra features you need to know did they talk about Nvidia turning okay that's a good one have you looked at that at all No so there's rumors of Nvidia coming out with a new card as rumors has it that it's going to be a cryptocurrency card whole big big fucking shocker there it's called the training or whatever like that supposed to be an homage to that that guy who just who developed the the turning machine right for the crypto the Turing machine the Turing's yeah turning I thought it was but anyway it's because he was the guy who cracked you know the crypto code so yep supposed to be an homage to him but so Nvidia is no stranger though to picking scientific influential people in history right kepler volta maxwell you know tesla yeah yeah Volta so there's no that's not new but this this particular timing of him of them doing turning or Turing or whatever it's called do you think they're gonna come out with a with a cryptocurrency optimized card that has that they will have no video display ports or anything on it yep I think they I think they absolutely should I don't think they should necessarily just limit it to that currency yeah Alan Turing he'd broke the encryption from what was it uh was the German Navy I think was the Germans yeah something like that and then even though he broke the code we never let them know we broke the code so he's still like and our ships in the fucking battle and let him die and shit dude that guy that guy probably had a rough time sleeping until I think he committed suicide correct me if I'm wrong there but that's got to be a rough life when you do something that's like yeah we're gonna just kill off about 50% of our forces and not tell them about it yeah upper hand I actually watched a whole documentary about the German u-boats and and how long we set ships out to basically get sunk because we didn't want a tip that we knew where they were yeah isn't that crazy like that's you just think about that you're like yeah I guess we won the war but fucking at what cost right yeah no better than the Nazis at that point yeah that nigma machine that's right it was that it was the Enigma machine that they cracked the reason for the grip that's that thing that's like this looks like kind of a wooden like clicker clackers like a wooden box with a bunch of gears and yeah they like it's a based on they they like reroll the encryption constantly so it's like every message is encrypted differently I have no idea so the and the cool thing was the Turing machine was completely mechanical yeah which was neat I mean it was like the size of a huge room that this machine was just clunking clunking and clunking away to crack the if you think about how smart people have to be the like not only cracked that stuff but just to develop it in the first place right cuz you're like today if you want to write an algorithm you just sit down you're like all right won't you just take 50 and bit shifted by two bits and then multiply it by this number back then they're like we need 60 for 10 2014 7 you know fuck figured all that out when I think about my biggest accomplishment in the last day or so it's the fact that I put computer inside of a beer I wait I put a beer inside of a computer and I I finally installed lights in my computer noise I'm looking forward to your video tomorrow is it going yeah it's like I don't watch much of your videos anymore you know because they're all just basically sellout garbage but that one I'm gonna watch J yeah I know I know you gave up making YouTube videos I didn't think you'd give up watching them to Jesus Christ actually you know what's cool though I actually got free internet speed boost to my internet provider didn't even tell me like I went to the speed test the other day I went from 250 megabit up to 350 megabit and they never sent out any notice no information nothin oh I remember my upload went from 5 to 25 after a car hit a pole they never say anything after that the internet provider would be like making people like acutely aware of that like look hey we're giving you more for your money but nope they just fuck him to flip a switch somewhere that's right an accident psychotic production says is J drinking no I take the blood like cans empty them and then I pour water into them because I feel more classy drinking water out of a blood light can't be in your dinky budded a blood like can you still drinking water so hey Hobbs cleared up the Alan Turing committed suicide because they chemically castrated him for homosexuality and then he killed himself Wow go Erica so first he breaks the encryption wins us the war and then they they drive in a suicide rock on well it's gotta be so just because he was gay yeah just cause gay we live in a very different time today oh wow you know the dude just like you know like sausage instead of clams I mean I'm just some design and they they chemically castrated important lesbians you what hold that up again that was amazing okay it's the best coaster ever been actually you got this I got this from Graham from Blair best coaster ever I just gotta flip it over every time I forget everyone stalls and ro come up into the room and he'll look down and you can tell his like cogs are turning trying to read the words and I'm like no flip it over he's grown up so fast man is he is he now yes yes well you know what - you got you got two girls man you're even you're even up against more opposition than me cos and ER I think I can actually keep like a mental edge on oh yeah your two girls when they get older I do have kids don't I you do you don't see them that often but you do yeah they're still alive I'm too busy I hear sing late nights at the studio's making videos for everyone a thumbs down and get their nose that weren't about I'm so glad I can work long hours for people to have a free platform to bitch about I know it's so funny cuz here people like talk about like what they do like hey what do you do for a living you know I work in Microsoft you know I work in the you know things we've got these tests and install these things and every blah blah blah blah okay Jay what do you do for a living I don't know I make videos and people the comments tell me to kill myself and then I ever once a while you get somebody on Twitter and then this guy DDoS attacks me what's a DDoS so you don't go into that what do you do for a living well apparently I impersonate jay-z yeah I live with everyone thinking I'm a black rapper you know you know it cracks me up is there is no possible way that anybody with even like one ounce of intelligence can draw that conclusion looking at that Twitter profile you know it goes like this every time this is not the J you're looking for well the why are you pertaining to be G James II I'm not I make computers well still you just you just stealing his name no it's J's plural lowers cases ei because he s was taken well you should change your name if you don't want this shit to happen to know should learn to read you should turn to look learn to look at a picture but every single time you correct them even if you're nice about it they get rude and snippy and like want to flip out on you in some way so that's why I go to now is I just retweet does retweet and I I so I get those messages are those tweets every single day I don't retweet all of them I just retweet some of the good ones but after that whole Trump versus jay-z thing then my Twitter was unusable for days no that was crazy I saw I saw the one that you retweeted where that lady just kept on fighting even kept on fighting like oh my god what is fucking wrong with this lady yeah seriously it's like what if my name is Fedor on there's every gonna be like dude your name is Doug use does your name you can't do that nothing nothing is worse than those that get offended on behalf of someone else everyone Saul I still get people tell me I misspelled barnacle barnacles and regather it's a it's a channel about barnacle reproduction on the whole boats yeah so somebody's like hey barnacles whatever six pronounced barnacle is he's like world's notes build a way spelled barnacles look how barnacles a spell he's like oh look god damn it I should I should have probably thought that through one I actually your name doesn't even spell out bar nuke leaves it doesn't it doesn't necessarily it spells barnacles no that's like but it's like it's like barnak yoli's bird Nikhil's barnacles barbecue barnacles would be would probably doesn't automatically yeah okay like night you know there's a cave I say how I want there it's worried like terrible names out that people have come up with right I mean geez to censor okay yeah sort of a sentence of articles where those a barnacles bit wit but the I mean but then there's like Logan Paul uh who that comes up with that kind of name I know his parents must have been really any people all keemstar wanted me to build him up here on that one keemstar wanted me to build him a robot themed computer a robot themed she's done it man she should have done it no I got too much on my plate right now anyway dude your audience would have doubled like all the internet trolls you would have picked up like your demographic would have blown up and like the 12% okay what's keeping my demographic in that 24 to 36 male range right now because that's exactly hey comments on videos or engagement and nobody it's more comments I'm not gonna get engaged I want I would rather have a fraction of the comments and have them be sensible because right now you can still make heads or tails out of them Oh God Oh what do we started in chat no oh my god what I recommended some modders for him to get his PC from and it's on its own course so well like that guy as you know is endlessly fucked with me in the past so fuck with everybody that's what this whole person that's what this whole persona is about pretty much everything Jay are you serious about keen that's an instant death off go look at Twitter there you go man twitter is an accurate record of everything that's happened to this world well you can see the interactions anyway nothing that doesn't delete it off Twitter every gets deleted you can always go to those like archive sites that archive everything like three milliseconds after you post it the Internet is forever like it's like black mayor we've been watching black mayor that shows amazing dude is so good although there are some hit misses like oh yeah I watched one episode that was kinda like me have you watched all of them mmm I don't know I don't think I've watched all of them in the latest season okay I just like all the way through season three I just started season four so what's your favorite episode so far okay guys real quick if you don't know first of all black mayor is a show on Netflix so if you have Netflix you have access to black mirror and the show is based about based on tech so it's like a Twilight Zone with tech so this is related to Tech Talk so it's kind of like outer limits but techie it's all tech based and it's kind of like it guts each episode its own little mini show so it's not like there's any you don't have to watch them in any particular order for it to make sense but but the technology is consistent through the show way darker though it takes you to like a dark place in humanity so so my favorite episode would probably the USS Callister it was a starship captain and VR okay basically holding hold on that's episode 1 season 4 I have not watched that one yet so you've watched more you're gonna you're gonna love it okay you watched more than you think then that's the last episode that I watched was that one and it was it was like it was my favorite and then my second favorite was the one were the the pedophile guy had to kill the other guy and they were basically like the text messages were pitting all the criminals against each other yeah yeah yeah I was called shut up that one's called shut up and dance yeah it was so dark because in the beginning you're actually kind of like pulling for the guy like why are they picking on all these guys and they don't know spoilers no spoilers I'll start sorry gonna watch it it's really just say this this show have you ever heard of like if you guys are watching this you've you've probably heard of people in the news that you just like like this recent school shooting right and there's people out there that are like you know hang this guy publicly you know quarter him whatever people talk about like these like I'm back in the dark days right public executions and stuff things that today would never happen because there would be public outrage but you but but this the sense of justice and humanity is like I want to get even so the idea is to be like terrible and repercussion to these people as a punishment right to make you feel better a society like this bad person just we just watched him get beheaded we're happy right but that's what this show kind of takes it down to to the point to where you're like it almost talks about things that you've heard society as a whole mention like this is this would fix our problems and you actually see it play out in a very realistic way and you're like oh god weird weird fucks like the upvote and downvote episode that now and like kind of resonated with me a little no it's the it's the five point the five star rating each person has a five star rating how about that one no the one where they voted they vote them up oh is it the five star rating yeah it was the one Thibault demand vote them down they have a score and once you get below a certain score yeah so basically this it's a total rating of 5.0 all right so that's perfect and basically like anyone that was like 4.5 or higher was considered like the elite class mm-hmm and then if you were like 4.0 to 4.4 then you were considered desirable and below that the lower your rating the lower your like livelihood was so basically any time you interact it with someone you rated that person and it was instant and and they all have like these implants in their eyes so you can see who you're talking to you can see their rating and stuff so the idea is it literally is like living as if your entire life was a YouTube video and everyone you interacted either got to thumb up or thumb down and your average was the way you lived like your life was based upon your average that was something that like dropped your vote or dropped your score down like people would just immediately look at you and shun you like you were like some kind of bum or some garbage person but regardless why you're dressed or acted but as I was watching that episode I was kind of like you know what though you would just be fake right and we won't just be fake which it talks about and this funny thing is like the girl like gives the guy a 5 right she's like okay Dean gives a 5 and he looks at her and he like touches his phone and it's like wah-wah like a 2.0 yeah and then she was like cuz she'd finally had enough she's like what the heck cuz if you got mad and like yelled or cussed it was like an immediate like 1 right yeah and she was like what the hell I gave you a 5 and he goes yeah I just didn't feel like we had a meaningful interaction it was like damn so imagine the internet trolls like actually could have power right somebody pointed out in chat to I actually I was getting war Vil confused a black mayor I've seen both episodes though I did see both episodes but Orval did it take on it where you had a raw number score and yet not voting down vote you actually wore a badge and people could walk up and just poke you in the chest and like a vote you down vote you in public oh it was basically a ripoff of the black mirror episode but I've seen both the black mirror one with the black mirror when basically everyone's smartphone just you rated every person yeah like taxi rides the the barista the coffee shop you know all that stuff you just interacted with them so could you imagine if we actually lived like that and here's the thing we're kind of getting close to that we are because that's because I've got like a four point eight nine goober rating and I'm like yeah yeah I'm a desirable writer you know and the thing is you you've used uber uber right yeah so you use uber and if you see a driver that's got like a 4.2 you're kind of like Oh what happened here you know what I mean yeah so it's like you start judging the person by their rating before you've even met them or if you have like a really shit uber score nobody's ever gonna pick you up like you're basically just blacklisted so yeah it's totally is it might be one service but what if every service starts moving to that model yeah you're just walking around and and and the thing is like in that one episode there's a there's a interaction where she like yelled something in public and got mad and everyone driving by and walking by I was like bear bear bear bear like just downloading her as they went by they'd even interact with her it was like she grabbed my attention as being a negative person so I'm gonna download her and that sucked about that is the premise why she wants to move into this she wants to move into this this nice apartment and they're like yes we you could move in as soon as next week oh oh this is a problem and she's like what and it's like well you have to be a 4.5 to live in this depart in this and you're only a 4.2 she's like oh that's not a problem not a problem at all so there's even like life coaches in their entire job was to help you get a better rating like they were giving you strategies of like where to go and who to talk to you and what to do to get desired because the only way you could pull your score up honestly is there's more weight given by the person who votes you versus the vote you're getting so if you get a 5 from a 5 right if you get a 5 point a 5 rating from like a four point nine that pulls you up faster than if someone that was like a 2.0 gave you a five so it does wait and Orville did something similar to that too where they had like a coach that was like hey dude you gotta go on TV and like apologize you gotta mean it and you get you know to make your score go back up and shit you know like coaching them and it just reminded me like the Logan Paul stuff like dude you got to go apologize publicly man you got to say you did it wrong I don't take your licks I get this random email I hope he's watching right now can you tell me how to fix microsoft c++ runtime library error thanks wait you don't want to do that Jay I'm surprised what I love is just the fact that they'll email me at once and they can't me go fix this okay thanks bye I had a guy emailed me about a month ago and it was real it was a really nice mail so I'm not gonna like name the guy ever be mad or anything but he's like literally he's like can I can I mail my computer to I'm having a problem with my mom's computer can I mail it to you and I was like so I was like I didn't reply I was just like like can I mail it to you question mark I'm like no it doesn't I can't do that like I'm not if the guys watching Jerry has a public p.o box just send it Oh son of a bitch don't even dude fucking laptop chilli peel box are going on the garbage actually for all of you guys watching Jerry has a public p.o box just send him something he loves you meal he'll I do love fan mail but but if you send me this shit or whatever the glitter bombs I'm already well aware what they look like and throw away party received them several times really do like lying shit yeah I got a I got a half a gallon of lying shit is that like one one bowel movement it's like well no no you can get it and what is it like pint quart something half gallon and full gallon but a full gallon of like shit from a line is like 150 bucks or something stupid yeah just that half gallon couldn't but couldn't have just sent you $75 donation instead they could because they just send me a big bucket of shit and it went right and as soon as I knew what it was they knew what it was immediately when I popped the top the smell was fucking nasty and so I just I just dropped it Lupo stuff this is the post-op spray smelt like fucking a zoo all day imagine the guy who has go collected oh the guy who had to go collect no not the bin the guy who has to collect the lion poop from the fall from the savanna at the zoo there's a guy there with like a little thing oh yeah I haven't got a bag of dicks yet Hobbes will top asked if I got a bag of dicks cuz there's a service where you can mail a bag of dicks to people all right no no they're like candy dick oh because you want to put your mouth come on keep up Nick come on can't get good help these days thank you sweetheart I got a cock coffee delivery here beer we got your hand out for money you gotta get on camera here where's your tip I'll give you the tip later Oh God and with that guys we're gonna go and shoot her down yeah Jay the man the legend holy shit that's hot did that just come out of the machine sous-sous her like she's McDonald's I'm gonna sue you like McDonald's that'd be funny I sue my wife and she just gives me my money back gee I want to see you down that Bud Light lol first I've been able to watch live I have been watching for years shit that fucking fried my tongue thank you sir but unfortunately I can't pound beer part of a whole gastric bypass thing I had nine years ago if you pound beer does it just like slowly start coming up your soffit get some foaming out of your mouth I can't yeah I physically can't it's too foamy it's the carbonation in the and stuff so I can't well I'm the heaviest I've ever been right now and I keep thinking about getting a gastric bypass I'm like yeah like yeah because I keep thinking about all the people to get them that like said I can't think of a single person that got one it didn't have some weird after-effects I I don't look at nothing old Chuck a beer as being a weird after effect I look at being able to ride my bike lift my weights and climb stairs and not have a problem as being a good side effect sir I thought you had other problems like digesting certain things was like dairy or something not dairy I thought you had other things than just beer is beer the only thing that you have a problem well I didn't carbonated oh okay so it's just carbonation okay so you came out better than my other buddy who said that like dairy made him sick yeah I mean I'm sick you've seen me drink my coffee and stuff yeah no no I know you drink a lot of coffee you pray drink more coffee than anybody I know I have at least one latte day sometimes you're seriously like single-handedly funding the the caramel macchiato market yeah I do have at least one latte a day it is a good drink though the upside-down caramel macchiato you definitely sold me on that like the last okay so you know what and turn in a coffee table so talk suddenly I'm some i slurring there's technology man they burned the beams with a fucking big metal bin that some you can control the snow machine with an app mm-hmm i slurring a little bit I'm sorry so um I was talking about something was it Oh coffee yeah um I forgot oh so the reason why I drink them the reason why I drink the macchiatos is they of the lattes they have the least amount of calories of the other ones like the white chocolate locust and all that stuff they have like 500 600 calories the lattes have like 300 still that's for a venti right that's for the big one yeah that's like 320 it's a lot but still it's not bad it's a lot but it's not compared to like some of the drinks it's our bucks that are over a thousand calories ridiculous yeah I mean in two drinks you could literally consume your entire daily and take a fuel like that's that's nuts Andrew Murphy and chat says yes you're slurring a bit there's a little bit a little bit we like a slur EJ you know you know why people can't be mad at me and stuff right now anyway I'm giving away a lot shit giving away monitors I'm giving away a four thousand dollar computer we're doing the post Malone you find the parts for him we're really given to you though the they all were provided for give away but do you think that really matters to me I at the end that doesn't count though that doesn't count because you're giving away other people's shit doesn't matter if you J if you want to be charitable man you got to go out and spend at least fifty thousand dollars of your own money I've already spent more than that in my own giveaways I'm pencil toppers okay well what would go in the back of a pencil yes the ones are going to the back of a pencil they will am stylus is cuz nobody uses pencils anymore a stylus topper it's a stylist opera how about Jase two cents pasties they just look like two pennies let let this go on record right now if a set of J's two cents pasties show up in my peel box I will wear them during one of my morning coffee episodes and I will block Jerry from that day forward you have to block my 75 troll accounts too bitch oh it's easier for me to block him is for you to make him why actually not true I actually have a script they can they can randomly generate a gmail address and a YouTube account in under 10 seconds because I did research to figure out how to I know how you get any likes on your videos yeah go look at my subs they're all like afj three to seven random image to from Google search funny Jerry has exactly 75 likes on every video no I wanted to figure out why in the fuck these bought channels because I the same channel five five times I reported the same exact channel with the same exact name the unofficial barnacles nerdgasm channel I poured it they I thought they weren't deleting it but then I went back and looked through my email email they were he Neal me and me leaving it are you sure it was well cuz you're I mean you're you're seeing the same display name on a different account every time right but but it's because the fucker literally has a script that just goes to a bunch of channels it creates the Gmail a random gmail account associated with a random YouTube account it just starts cop downloading the videos and re uploading them to the new channel or is it all here's a good let's talk about giveaways for a sec um I just did one I haven't got a giveaway in forever but I just did my first giveaway for like a year Hawkins and Chet says do these giveaways actually give you more views over time I doubt they abused your boost your viewers more or go out buy even 2% it doesn't matter to me because of the fact if I'm in a position to be able to give something like that away to somebody out there somebody who one day was like I like this guy he's got a cool channel subs whatever giveaway rolls along this guy suddenly got a $4,000 computer that I gave away whether it be a sponsored computer or not makes no difference do you think the guy at the ends gonna be like my own Jaden actually it's a little less important I don't care he's got a $4,000 computer isn't give a shit it's a it's just about doing that I mean it does help boost stats a little bit but giveaways to boost your stats only works when you're a small Channel because you'll see the huge the huge gains it's like those big spikes the big spikes when you get to a certain point don't show up in the grand scheme anymore it just becomes fun to do the giveaways and see people get excited about it it depends though it for from purely marketing perspective just just from my giveaway of the razor phone is as long as you do a giveaway in the context of something that relates directly to what you do you do attract an audience of potential people that want that part not everybody but potentially want that product because that's kind of a given up they might stick around that's a given though I mean that's why not seeing me giveaway you know what's a I came to think of anything because I I'm so streamlined what we do if I was suddenly giving away a bike you know because yeah that's not gonna help you at all as a matter of fact that would hurt you in the longer I don't care about that sort of stuff I just I just like being able to actually give away things I actually added it up huh I wanna see you give away a bike oh I'll give away your bike you're not using it I know I'm not your little the old battery bike I said why not wrote it the other day well you didn't rode yours more recently than I did then I am gonna sell my Santacruz blur though cuz I I'm so out of shape right now J like I talked man it's it's like hard to even admit it to myself out of shape I am right you know you know who's getting in crazy good shape right now as my wife she's doing like three or she's doing like two workouts a day right now yes she told me I saw on Facebook she said she joined two gyms and I was I got to do a double-take I was like ooh wait yeah see gym and then you go to another gym yeah the first gyms like the first gyms like a CrossFit like a high intensity thing and then she goes and works out with me just lifting in the evenings that's awesome man yeah she's on it man I told her I'm on that eat anything I want don't give a shit that you know you you might get there and look skinny and I'll stared yeah yeah there you go I'll look at you from a distance and make you feel uncomfortable tells me he's not gonna get uncomfortable cheese with you no no the reason I haven't been doing much online lately is cuz my back has been fucking killing me it's a level where medication is almost ineffective now so you take pain meds and stuff long enough they stop working they stop working they straight-up stop working so but the problem is I can tell now the deterioration of my back has actually advanced quite a bit so I need to go see the the spinal doctor but my insurance right now is all fucked up and stuck in limbo because of the S corp stuff you know you know it's like the whole business thing I got a CPA that I'm meeting with on Saturday once I get that all figured out then because in Washington state I don't know if you know this but they fucked with our insurance thing up here where we weren't allowed to keep our same insurance plan they only have three plans that you're allowed to have as a sole proprietorship and all three of them aren't aren't accepted by any of my personal doctors any of the hospitals I went to and need the specialist you know it's no different than California it's stupid though it's completely stupid so so now the solution is once I get the CPA and I do the escort payroll bullshit which you're all too familiar with once I do that then I'm eligible to get any insurance I want yeah which is just dumb I don't fucking understand that like let I'm paying the same as everybody else just let me have the insurance plan I want I don't understand why they restrict it so heavily for sole providers you know stressful is right now we're expanding hiring more people and trying to find the right people you know I mean that's hexade and chat says she didn't join two gyms she met two gyms with a smiley face I love everybody in chat this happens every single time I talk about my back pain smoke pot smoke pot CBD take CBD smoke pot smoke pot like lit up so when we went out with post Malone I got a contact high they yeah well here look let me explain something real quick here J - all these people exists malone doesn't do pot anymore like he doesn't smoke at all when he was with us it's just there were other people on the patio smoking oh wait he doesn't know no he's pretty he's I think he like every now and then does like he was mentioning like every now and then he does for like headaches and things but no he's just he's like off everything Wow fucking super kudos to him man mhm me on the other hand people that talk about I gotta explain something you guys okay I actually have to take opiate strength medication for my back and that's not even working trust me if only its heart working THC and CBD ain't gonna do shit and I'm saying that from experience because I did try it for two weeks cuz my doctor suggested that I try it as an alternative and I tried it and unfortunately it was it was it was almost next to nothing for pain loss I mean it was slight but it was it was almost next to nothing now the problem is the medicine that I'm on which is opiate based is also becoming largely ineffective especially when I'm mobile if I'm stationary it still works pretty good but because I refused to take a dose any larger than I'm currently on but don't you have a spur done I do I have a spur that's a base that's never gonna get better until you get that shit ground down and I know because of where it's at it's not easy but that's never gonna get better well here's what they told me this and they're gonna update the recommendation when I go see the spinal doctor um the last time I saw this final doctor was four years ago and he said he highly recommends that they do not cut the spur off because it's too close to the sciatic nerve where it's resting on it they risk nicking the nerve and they said that could cause massive paralysis more pain that I'm in right now so no no Jason's right I do have to lose weight guys guys hey no mistake I'm not hey I'm not promoting this I'm 320 pounds right now that's the heaviest I've ever been in my life and I interject on that please do um everyone's go-to answer when someone's overweight and claims about back problems is lose weight lose weight lose weight that'll fix your back when I was 494 pounds I had no back problems I had my back problems started after I lost all my weight because what happened was when I got that big I rearranged my body my spine the angle of my spine the angle of my upper back my neck my hips everything was under stress and it compresses right and so over time if I'd stayed that big for many more years it probably would have become a bad problem with my back or sure bending over at the waist and stuff wasn't very that's just that was muscular that wasn't spine so it wasn't that big of a deal though I didn't have any back pain when I lost all my weight my shit rearranged again everything got completely out of whack that's what my back problems started so when I see people just go to that go to like oh you're fat lose weight that'll fix your shit that's just ignorance let's just try ignorance because I've lost a hundred pounds three times in my life I was down to 205 at one point I was working at Microsoft because we did this mash diet and it actually didn't it helped my back pain a little bit but it didn't solve the key problem of that nerve that bone rubbing up and down on that nerve that's gonna happen in anyway but yeah I'm gonna wait now or I will admit actually losing weight would help me because I have severe scoliosis too so particularly with scoliosis weight can be an issue because your spine is so curved but but you're right it's not gonna just fix everything it's not the holy grail just like some people think weed is the holy grail somebody in the chat says you're addicted to opioids of course I'm addicted to opioids when you take opioids for seven years you do have an addiction but the one thing that I did is I chose never to take a dose that was high enough that puts me into any physical risk so I stopped taking it every year for a week and when I stopped taking it I just get like flu-like symptoms but if you that's why I won't go up anymore that's the thing as I could fix my pain tomorrow just by going to the doctor going okay it's been another year or two let's up the dose but that would then put me into a territory where it start getting dangerous and I don't I don't want to fuck with that yeah that's bad so so know I'm the right at this point up highest dose I'll ever allow myself to be on when I started saying when I started seeing a chiropractor of course my audience takes the opportunity to tell me how I'm just and subscribing to pseudoscience and it's bullshit and this and that after one year of chiropractic treatment and by the way my chiropractor is a doctor he has an MD and he just he was kind of rare it is rare it is rare but he is an MD but he just he just chooses to do holistic approaches to treating treating the problems rather than masking them through medications and so what happened was CES last year Nick was there he'll tell you because of my back problem in my and my SI joint dysfunction my sciatic nerve would would get pinched in or the piriformis muscle would get inflamed and pinched my sciatic against my hip and then I would completely shut down from the waist down I was practically paralyzed and I would go from standing to sitting and then would be able to move like my legs was just completely shut off like there was there was nothing there I couldn't I would if I went to take steps I would probably I would practically fall like Nick and my brother-in-law Frank he used to help me at CES both of them were just like are you okay like they had to carry everything for me because if I had to stand or sit or lay for any length of time I got stuck in that position yep fast forward one year of chiropractic treatment this CES not a single problem not one problem with standing on my feet for hours and hours walking twenty five thousand steps a day no problems whatsoever just because of adjustments no medicine not a single medicine for my back no adjustment your right but chiropractors the problem with them is you don't know which ones you're getting like a lot of people like I went to chiropractors for when I got in a car accident when I was younger they fucked me up early back I went to another one when I was at Microsoft and they fucked me up really bad and did way more damage I can see I actually got shut down because he ended up hurting somebody so bad that they sued him and wiped out his entire business a year later I can see I can see that being a thing you know fortunately this was this was someone that Jennifer was already seeing and it was it was coming he came highly recommended from multiple sources that we trust and I'm glad I did it because I was I was like everyone else like no no chiropractor it's not for me not for me the only thing I haven't tried that I should try acupuncture oh I've actually heard good things about that because it treats the nerve the nerve itself which is like the source of the pain so I thought about it see my back pain is not gone my back pain just went from being severe to about a constant three the thing is instead of it being a three attend a three es7 a five attend a five a seven it's like a three or four a three or four maybe a five here and there a three or four three so it's so much more consistent that's what I tell people I'm never I've never even been out of pain for the last four years the four years I'm always in pain it's just tolerable pain versus intolerable pain yeah like I can either walk with a limp going ow ow ow ow or I can just walk and feel a click in my back and it just hurts a little bit yeah like a two or three versus like a six or a seven but like you said I have the same problem we're about two or three times a year all be sitting in a chair and I'll lean it just a weird angle and I'll feel a twinge it just feels like a like a severe pinch and then the next day yeah Felicia's like helping me get to the toilet like I literally can't stand and put any weight on my leg at all yeah last night last yesterday I was dead lifting almost 200 pounds which is something I last year I couldn't even deadlift the bar which is 40 42 pounds or 45 pounds yeah last night I was doing almost 200 so I mean that just shows you in the tree like in a short timeframe going from a problem I had lived with for years just suddenly just like oh my god I actually have my lower strength back yeah well be in a bed for 22 days in December is what fucked me all my core strength disappeared and in my entire life I've never had that happen yeah like it actually kind of scared me because when I finally started getting I'm moving around again I noticed that I was having a lot more severe pain in my lower in my lower back than I was before and I realized it was because since I was in bed for so much time with pneumonia and and ripping that that muscle my leg god I just saw I just saw Nick back there that freaked me out I see him back there and the pain the pain is is pretty dramatic in that some people actually had someone in chap mentioned near blockers that's another thing that I've been looking into but the truth is I don't want to solve it with we we knew when we started the pain management that it wasn't an endgame solution yeah we knew that opioids can't be an endgame solution because you will adapt to them no matter what the dose so you eventually do hit a point where they're just no longer effective I mean they're slightly effective but they're just no longer effective and when you hit that point you happy it doesn't matter you don't just switch from like you know oxycodone to morphine or oxycontin or fentanyl which is like the fucking king of ever you know stay away from that shit because that will that will seriously fuck you up really I'm throwing paper towels at Nick good but but but the thing is another thing that really pisses me off is and everybody deem demonizes opioids and medication because of the epidemic I mean there is an epidemic more people die from that drug than anything but there are some people actually there's a lot of people that can only be treated by that drug even even in the short term that is the only thing that actually works so it kind of pisses me off when people just say they are you miss what's that Nick Nick miss the replay where I threw the parole paper towels at him oh I'm listening oh yeah Oh a node nerve blocking brings up other issues yeah no I've heard of the side-effects that's the unfortunate thing with medication is there's no such thing as a medication that is free well it's like sports its exports medicine how much sports medicine is actually just masking pain so they can keep playing when they're doing so much damage like like let's just use the knee so the knee is a perfect example the do cortisone shots in the knee when they're tearing cartilage and stuff mm-hmm and and massive meniscus tears and things and so they mask the pain so they can keep playing but then they're completely destroying their knee in the meantime so they're actually destroying their future in order to play today but you know because the contracts and multi-million dollar deals and this and that you know that's what they do they sacrifice their bodies for these for this money speaking of which I know if we have any I don't know if we have any Tampa Bay Rays fans but I got approached by a Tampa Bay Rays player about a BC baseball setup what about the the float tanks actually the float tanks do help my back a lot I need I need to do that more it's one of those things where it's like you just got a budget the time to you know drive over there do the float and get back after budget about three hours but uh but no the float tank actually helps a lot if you guys have never done an Epsom salt float it's free to Mandy what Oh Bernie sorry Bernie films I love you too have you ever done J have you ever done a deprivation tank float I have not I don't I don't think I should be lost to my senses yet all agree that that's a pretty bad idea it was gonna dylan steve says this isn't tech but I don't mind I'm not gonna get mad at anyone that doesn't realize this tech talk isn't about tech because we've been on hiatus for so long it's so many people who just don't realize Tech Talk is a show where we just talk yeah we use we use chance to busy now this is my J time okay here we go man get up get up off J this is my J music I want to hear this monologue I'm ready I'm already know I got it I got something here go so guys you have to understand this is this is my time with J okay J I used to be able to sit on the toilet and Massa Jim at any time of any hour that I can get a message back that made absolutely no fuckin sense and made me smile but now the guy is just so busy with his post and alone send his terry cruises that this is the only time i get guys you just got it you just gotta understand that I don't want to talk about technology with J I just want to be with J I just want I just want to be around J you just want to talk did y'all like two more minutes I got what two more minutes two more minutes I'm not going to talk for two more minutes then you don't miss me at all I do is yeah I miss ya I love you I want to do do sexually inappropriate things to you from a distance yeah I know actually got intense art when you said that Oh dinner really like my voice got normal again know when you're like I want to do in sexual things to you from a distance it was like fuck taro I start playing the by the porn line I love my J I love my J no matter how much of a dick hole he is I will always love my game well I got it I'm wearing the shirt this is one of my Christmas presents for my wife yeah a lot a lot of people always think that you're like mad at me you're being a prick to me or whatever I'm like guys it just it just just Jay this is just Jay online this is how Jay is and plus you're like a hundred times busy people don't realize how much of a workaholic you are to like Jay doesn't know how to stop working he literally has two people to have people like pry him off of work with a crowbar last week alone I don't know date is Thursday okay there was three different days last week that I was here until 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning and I was here till 2:00 in the morning Sunday night even on the weekend and then this week actually it's been fairly normal scheduled but like I said I wasn't kidding either when I say I make these videos to get people a platform to go up there and bitch about but I'm not gonna change anything I'm happy I'm happy with where we are we've got a ton of support the socialblade if you go look at the social blade numbers they they don't lie you know I mean the the trends are there and we're making the right choices and if you don't want to tell me I'm your channel failing it's like you obviously have never taken a look at the numbers but I'm gonna say I'm standing you usually are doing here I'm staying true to my the reason I started this channel which was to be able to make entertaining videos about tech and help people learn something and become that's always been my goal and this is that's why our motto which is not like public anywhere it's it's on all of our documentation and stuff when we when we do our our sponsorship promos and our sponsorship pitches and stuff is our entire goal here is to create prosumers out of consumers consumers consume prosumers actually teach and so that's why that's our motto we create prosumers and that's when we're gonna change so your contents always been absolutely solid and consistent like you definitely ticked the right boxes to become a professional technology YouTube channel and part of part of my team you've got a studio you've got the right equipment you've got the right people involved you're gaining the right attention from the right people yeah that's why that's why a lot of people ask me to remember the remember the tweet a while ago where people were like oh what was it they said that we should work together something like that and you said something to the fact that we picked two different directions or we have different directions yeah and it's absolutely true and the thing is even back in the day when this was just a hobby for you we still had pretty different approaches in pretty different directions to things like going back and watch some of the old the older reviews yeah I did like you know just sit in your studio back at your house I was I was watching him with my wife about a week ago and I'd brought up the keyboard run you remember the keyboard the mechanical keyboard review that we did the first time I came down and saw you oh yeah yeah well we like we like tag-team that one yeah we tag-teamed it but it was interesting because we were both you could tell that you were bringing your regular stuff to it I was just bringing my regular stick and it was kind of this fusion of two completely different angles right unstuff we both had comedy is one of our angles but your application of it was completely different than mine like we we had a lot of differences in how we did our videos well remember when you got the tightness yep I mean your tighten the yours and Adams approach to doing that tighten video was obviously well hey different than ours but also to a shower I mean and fast forward now Here I am cool and computers with beer it's a lot of people remind me every day that it's like oh hey if I had to made the same decisions you know and I had it done you know the sponsorships and got studio and hired the people I would have been successful like you but the truth is I wouldn't have been guys because that's not what makes you successful it's like it's Jay's alignment and ability to execute on that that's just not how I am I think the only thing that really kind of irks me is is the con of some of the viewers that feel unfortunately this is a very small minority so guys don't guys don't think I'm applying this to the whole the whole fan base I'm not this is a very very small fraction of a percent of people that feel that we owe them something because the viewers allow us to have this life and I think that that's a bullshit statement because I agree first of all yes the the viewers the each individual viewer obviously has an individual opinion but those opinions mix together into a 1.3 million subscribers create one giant flavor of feedback right so as each individual little flavor but then there's like the overall flavor and that's the one we have to listen to not the individual guy saying this and that and this and that because that one guy can get pissed and and get on his little soapbox and tell all of his friends Jay is an asshole don't follow him and they might they might as a collective like go off but they don't affect anything in the grand scheme of things if the only thing that turned them off was a difference of opinion or a difference of style that's never gonna hurt me in the long run unless I go out there and make some really stupid decision like really stupid right yeah you it's happened on YouTube before people the Logan Paul for example he's not into the woods and start Lee taking pictures of dead bodies hanging from trees yeah you you've gone a wrong direction but his channel is big enough to where that didn't hurt I'm in fact he ended up growing off of that but yeah but of my channel the size and I'm at that could that could tank the channel because they've digitized so that's an example but the point I'm trying to get out here is which came first the viewer or the channel or the video so that's obvious and you keep and you can't have a video without a viewer which is how we all started every single one of us started with zero views zero subscribers every now a single channel started with a number other than zero and we work and we work and we work to try and make decisions and to make a video and my mindset has always been what would I watch right to make a video that make people want to come back and keep viewing so if we put in tens of tens of thousands of hours into this as a hobby and then more so as a career to make people want to come back and keep watching our videos do we owe them do they owe us or the way I see it it's level playing ground I don't owe you you don't owe me that's the way I look at this so the mindset of Jay you have that studio because we we allow you to have it as viewers it's complete and utter bullshit that's why when anyone in anytime someone tells me that my answer is the same it doesn't matter if it's one five or 10,000 people that say this to me at the same time if you feel that I owe you all of this be in you taking all of the work and effort and decisions and choices and the risks that I made to build this channel then you can unsub and it won't bother me even if the numbers went red it won't bother me because at the end of the day the only people I'm left with are the people who believe in decisions I'm making so that's why I've never been afraid to speak my opinion so I've never been afraid to stand up for the my points of views whether they're popular or unpopular well you know I spout my point of view like no matter what and it's it's burned me tons of times one of those things where it's like I don't want to build an audience of people that don't like me for who I am so so what I owe the audience is to be honest true and just as real as I can be and that's what I try and do sure we take sponsorships one thing we don't sponsor is our reviews No you'll never find a review on this channel that has been paid for we do not take money in exchange for a review if they want to put an ad into a video or something that's fine but we will never take money for a review because then the review is invalid it's it's it's diluted by the fact that money was on the table so we can't we can't sell our opinion it's not something that I do or will ever do but we are obviously in a business here to grow I now have other households and mouths to feed that matter on the success of this channel and that's not gonna change but fortunately the decisions I made with the with my my scruples got me to this point to where I don't worry about the future as much as I used to simply because I just am like okay as long as I keep making these micro adjustments and heading then I think we're going in the right direction as a whole it's just it sounds so cliche but honestly the success is not measured by what we did to get here the success is measured by the changes we made the things that we failed at and that's that's literally how I run this thing yeah it's cliche it's cliche as hell but it's true there's a lot of people that like to look at what we do is is different than going to a day job and we vote that Nate jobs right we're both you know both an IT - yeah both have two previous jobs in IT if you apply that logic that like somehow you know somebody owes you something because you produce content that they didn't even have to pay for that was freeform or anything apply that to your daily job like I always got this when people say that it's not a real job yeah or you know it's not a real trap it's like apply to your real job when I worked at Microsoft I mean I could apply that same logic and say well if everybody thought that same way and everybody left Microsoft Microsoft wouldn't have a company what a matter is I benefited from working in Microsoft I they they paid me I got to learn things I you know it was it was a mutually beneficial thing because you'd be stupid to get into something that wasn't mutually beneficial and it's no different in this business absolutely what I kind of feel is that people look at oh you just make videos that's not a real job as much as I used to you though I used to get that a lot well but now it's now you just just drink coffee in front of a camera it's not a real job so what what's a job it's a thing you do to create income yes is a telemarketer have more of a job than us or do we have a look you think we're like purposefully generate income it really comes down to quite honestly people don't think a lot of work goes into this they think it's just a lot of money that shows up at the end of the day for us just getting in front of the camera and waving our arms yeah there there are unfortunately youtubers that do command a huge income for doing just that but I don't look at I don't look at the the Logan Paul's or the Tanner foxes or the pootie pies as them having less of a job than me even when I worked in IT but I think that we're a rare breed to be able to just be so concerned with our own little bubble that we're not sitting there projecting and judging everyone around us you know with 2018 is this the year of the pussy it really is I'm 2017 showed that the 2018 is not gonna be any different and the the hard worker and the guy who puts his head down and puts meat on his table and and is only concerned with you what he brings society that generations gone we're the last of the mohicans man yeah like I was actually laughing when you did your video on cryptocurrency and so many people took you seriously when you said hey just go ask Jerry all your questions I'm out like I have so many of my followers just go to war against each other on different sides of that topic and I had some of them message me and just say you know I fucking unfollowed you because I thought you were smarter than this bla bla bla bla bla I'm like I'm not worried the biggest mistake the biggest mistake I made in that video was this a very specific sentence I meant to say but it never I never actually said it I forgot to the guy in your point this was to your point to the guy that's out there and has a half dozen graphics cards or whatever just sitting around sure minam I problem is the guys buying five hundred at a time yeah that's my mom they're able to get five hundred at a time well if you're a manufacturer and you can guarantee five hundred without the middlemen aren't you gonna sell just like that yesterday and I've made that argument publicly on Twitter too it's like even though I look at the company and say if I'm gonna squarely place blame I'm gonna say if companies are for gaming let's say you create a product you say what did it specifically for gaming and you want to defend that is for gaming but my point is that's never been the case and video might market it as a gaming card but they are all too complacent so is AMD in any other company you want to sell all your stock that's your goal yeah and I don't think they're hurt they think that they're hurt in the future either because all this is gonna do is accelerate technology that's the other thing people get pretty they kind of they overlook yeah when they look at cryptocurrency it's like cryptocurrency is like pushing the speed of GPUs way past where they would be if it never existed today like schedules are getting moved up faster things are coming out now they're thinking about making crypto like we were talking about a little bit was that before the show we were talking about the crypto specific cards was that on the show well I talked about on the show that turns in video turning right right the touring-car ring at room which makes sense because ultimately if in I'll play devil's advocate to myself because it's good to have different opinions on things and it's good to have a lot of different information if it's in a respectful way the problem is Internet often doesn't know how to show show opinion without respect or with respect so if you have a card that's designed for gaming and of course all the miners are buying it well then you don't have enough them in the hands of the gamers so now the games are starting to suffer the bugs aren't getting fixed the games aren't getting optimized better games aren't coming out because those cards aren't in saturation in the market to utilize those features I understand all that from a software developer perspective so but the right move is happening and that is you need to have the card manufacturers creating a morsel that's more tasty for the crypto miners that they can sell for around the same price that the gamers can't buy even though it's the faster card they can't buy it because it's just for crypto and then the crypto guys lose interest entirely in the lesser cards yeah you that has to happen but again they have to be able to manufacture them in pretty high quantities if they come out with a crypto card and they start making like 10 of them a day we're back to square one I mean they really need to start rifling these things out in crazy fucking numbers if Krista if the dibadeaux if cryptocurrencies if Chris docker if Christo is like the butters if crypto is here to stay then there's no reason why they couldn't do that and take time to ramp up and make production but I want to answer a question but by somebody else Jay are you hiring interns we don't and probably will never hire interns around here the reason for that is one we do a lot of NDA stuff early access sometimes things that never even make it to public yeah I'm not going to be bringing people in here and out of here all the time whether they be college interns or whatever does that's a tricky thing to manage - really tricky yeah there's a there's a high level of access here there's a huge level of trust just having a person in here with the amount of equipment we have the money we have in hardware yeah interns are not something I'm interested in and we'll probably never hire or hire whatever work experience it's all the same so the amount of vetting we're going through just for the person we're hiring now is is insane tell me this do you guys have some good candidates already or yeah yeah so really well okay so I put out I was actually on a weekend away with my wife when I put up that job listing I was supposed to put it up earlier in the day I forgot cuz Bryan Bryan did the the pose but he did all of the the job stuff right Bryan's hand only all that not me and so it's awesome by the way we love Bryan Bryan is an unsung hero yeah he literally talked to me when I was having a rough time for a couple of hours I don't know if he told you about that or not but yeah it's hugely hugely helpful ya know he told me so oh yeah so I'm on this I'm on this date and we've gone to see Gabriel Iglesias and at La Staples Center and then my wife and I were at the bar in the hotel downstairs just chilling in the outside patio thing and I was like crap I forgot to post this so that's when I put up the tweet so we went to bed I woke up the next morning and I'm looking at the responses and there was no I don't have me emails but I was looking at the responses and I was just like oh god I look at all these people that one there they're trying to be funny and they're failing and two it's just like not a single serious response like a lot of people who were no offense if you're watching this and you're in the chat but if you were one of those people have told me they were like I really like computers and stuff and I don't know how to use a camera but I can learn no we're not hiring training honestly you had to expect that though you you you had them in the bathroom I understand I understand the whole like I'm gonna put myself out there but you had to know you weren't gonna get picked up to be fair I almost did it I um I I swear to God I almost went and took my old LinkedIn profile that hasn't been updated since I was gonna just send you a link to it and then asked if I qualified but I resisted but a lot of those people right yeah or or a lot of really qualified people that don't even live in the country I'm not going through the hassle of hiring international okay that's insane that's hard for a big company to do a little insane so anyway I was gonna kind of discourage I was like Jesus I was like well maybe tapping into my audience was the wrong place to try and find a person that would match our needs around here and then I texted Brian the the next day I was like dude did we did anybody apply he's like oh my god he's like my inbox like exploded and I asked him was like did we get anyone that's good and he was like dude you got a C so he started sending me he started forward in to me resumes and and the work experience and the the samples the serious people who applied applied along with sample work right obviously we need sample work with this that's good and we narrowed it down to our top six and the the bottom line was I started thinking about it I'm like you know what as a profession you're gonna do what the ad listing said you're gonna contact the person in there when it says email Brian send your resume and job history and all that - you're not gonna go up on Twitter and start being like I emailed you hey I applied hey no you're gonna do what the listing says and you're gonna let your resumes do your talking and that's exactly what happened so I completely underestimated the professionalism of those people that were qualified because they did exactly what this thing said have you actually conducted an interview yet are you okay we've we thought up six candidates okay so did you watch the post Malone interview the part - I have not watched part two you know okay that was actually filmed by one of the people applying a whole badass you actually got them in there - yeah there they're doing demo work we've scheduling them to come in here and do demos of their work in our environments you're a really good idea yeah and then they're all they're all locals and everything like basically if you hired them they'd be able to hit all the hours and everything and that or they'd have to already be relocating out here because we're not relocating someone gotcha gotcha how many how many people are you hiring again just one or just one but possibly two okay and it's basically gonna be for video on cam it's for post it's for post-production production and post-production that's cool yeah that's cool I just gotta learn how to use my shit that's my biggest problem you know I just went bought a brand new camera that's even like Fisher price level Jerry so that one that you were asking me about settings and stuff yeah somewhere yeah it's another one that's just a little bit bigger than this guy right here the ax fifty three but uh yeah I finally got to figured out it just it just took me a while but I can see what you mean when you talk to me about shooting everything in manual you like to control everything right people don't realize how fucking difficult that is like like it's you look at the camera it's like you turn it to green square or you're taking a video with your cell phone I don't think you realize just how much is going on in there as far as software to try to figure out what it thinks is the best thing yeah you know it's like when I because I was fucking on my camera it's like trying to decide between shutter speed and what's other one a habit yeah yeah so when you're trying to find the balance in there for what you want to get you want to get like crisper motion do you want to get softer motion do you want to get more light yeah but you under but you understand this union but you just have to understand the settings and it's just math at that point you know for instance I don't do the math I just fuck with it until I get what I want when I mean it's the math of it no it's it's shudders see for video it's not only shutter speeds also framerate so there's there's your framerate you're right you're you're whether you're shooting in 20 29.97 or you're shooting 60 or you know NTSC or PAL obviously in the US were NTSC so that's that's 30 fps all right 29.97 so for 29.97 you want to try to speed set to 60 which is double that and then at that point you're going to then set your aperture so if your aperture is let's say I say f4 right okay and you go down to F 2.2 you're obviously letting in almost half as much light so it's just knowing like okay if I go down to F 1.8 and I go up to F 1 4.0 we're dealing with almost twice as much light so then it's like how do we how do we bring that light level down well either you have to deal with like nd filters or then you've got to deal with increasing your frame rate or your shutter speed to a point to where you you find that middle ground torn out you're not getting that flickery strobe light look you know I never understood the ND filter stuff until I actually had a camera with it built-in because I got the three ND filters built into them we have a we have a visit we have a we actually have physical nd filters on for lenses as well as the ones built into our FS 5 and FS 7 mark 2 and then we also have circular polarizers that we use for when we're shooting glass you guys have to be using just thought wife senior setup use a fuckload of light I mean the fact is I'm using a nd filters indoor your basically create we're not using ND filter indoors but not outdoors okay there's an ad we shot with fractal out in the desert and we did it during low light and the shooting into the Sun and all that it's very cinematic I can show to you most applying what you would use the nd filters for in the first time I went out I realized that that's how you get that depth of field effect it's impossible to get it without an ND filter out exactly because if you're opening up the aperture and you're going down we're going to lower the aperture number the more light you're letting in it and the more depth of field and Bluenose dropping it down all the way and it was just literally blown out white like crying well in a snowstorm because you're opening up the iris which means you're letting in all that light in the sense getting you know oversaturated or over oh it was too much light so that's why the nd filters in theirs who bring down the light like the ND filters built into the FS v and FS 7 mark to go from one quarter all the way up to one 128 so we can let in one 128 of the light yeah so obviously a 1/4 means we're it's a it's a quarter stop right or a quarter of the light and it just goes from there so yeah I mean this is all I've never taken a simple a single classroom this is all self-taught stuff but the point is to bring the team to the next level is we I need somebody who is an expert in this somebody who this is this is their craft and and they're not self-taught there or if they are self-taught but they're an expert and that's exactly what been getting some of the people we've been hiring or looking at or absolutely in seed I mean it's got to be nice to be able to have somebody that you can get enough trust and faith and after they show you what they can do that you pretty much just go sit down in front of the camera and expect them to do the right thing well like anything else there's gonna be some time for them to learn this our style cuz right we're not I'm not looking to we're not looking to overnight like change the look and feel of our videos not buying it by a stretch I'm looking for more manpower more manpower to get more things done in the same amount of time efficiency you know if I've got somebody that's capable of editing while we're shooting you know another video or another part of the video whatever and we're leapfrogging our manpower then we get more done in the same amount of time yes what limits my my limiting factor here isn't capital doesn't take a lot of capital to run this channel it's time time and manpower is insane I'm curious to see if people like progressively once you once you hire somebody on I wonder if they're gonna like progressively start to notice any kind of a style change or if the person is you because you already had a pretty well one of the interview questions pop back to follow one like you look at your stuff with like the B Road the close-up b-roll and stuff that you do on the cases with really beautiful saturation and lighting and stuff it's like a lot of that looks like it could go to TV straight to teaming one of what we shoot in and we basically shoot in broadcasting format stuff too anyway so it would translate to TV but one of the questions we've asked is what we change on the channel in our interviews and and all of them had good suggestions things that I've even been thinking to myself were lacking in this area they picked up on it and we're like this is what I would change and that to me is that to me is a sign like okay good we were we've already got there's already there's already a vibe happening here you know what I mean because I wasn't a layer media just jumped on the chat you see they said remote that post production up here to Seattle Jay I can't afford dran when you down that cheap man I've ever worked with we're selling this dream man we're selling the youtubes I tell everybody grams cheap cuz he always comes over it helps me shoot shit like all the time for like nothing just to hang out he's actually actually actually have some projects I want a higher grand for though flam down here and have him work with us there's a couple I just having a chance to talk to him yeah he's good at what he does and and I have to admit I love that Viper video Oh God oh Jesus beautiful video you've ever had on your channel I like doesn't yeah I feel like your video the funny thing is when you flip between you can tell when you're switching between my camera and the red camera yeah like oh just it was all shot at high frame rate like 240 and we just sped it up where we needed to to get real-time yeah but I I started to understand it at that point because a lot of people like like think that you know red is overpriced I honestly think it is but but just the style in the way that it shoots other than the menu system being absolutely fucking garbage and it takes two minutes to turn on yeah it's it's got a lot of problems but when I saw that video it's like I understood in that moment like I understand why people spend all this money and put it well pain so when I was when I was at the Brooklyn nine-nine set for a day with Terry Crews I I didn't care about the actors I told Terry I was like look I'm not gonna bother the actors I don't care he wasn't concerned we we basically were there with a with a full access it wasn't like okay stay over here in the little observers area no we were full access I was walking right up into the set all right we'll sit in there with the directors looking at the directors monitors you know we were we were just part of the crew basically for a whole like 13 hours it was a coolest experience every didn't pick up like a Samberg hair and stick it in your pocket or anything in a wrap he was around for like five minutes but anyway so is it if anyone here is a 9:9 fan and okay how caught up on the show are you I've watched every episode okay you know the episode where they're trying to catch the gambler in the gambling ring and they take him hostage in the limo yep that's the episode we watched in film that's awesome so we were watching them film all that and the coolest thing was the way they had that limo set up it was indoors we'll have lights everything on they just had black curtains around it and LED strips above the limo to make it reflect down the side of the car so it was Island like a timer so the LEDs would just like go down the left side right side left side right side to look like lights going down the car so that was a practical effect you wouldn't yeah it's cool this is not CGI like with a green screen no it was an actual real reflection with with like re sky panels and LEDs and stuff so that's cool but anyway I spent I told Terry I was like look I don't care about the actors Adam cool Andre he's huge dope I like Andre that's the old guy the captain look but I'm not gonna even talk to them all I want to talk to is the production crew I want to I want to watch the camera people i want to watch the grips I wanna watch the lighting guys I don't want to see what they are doing well that's all I care about so he was like okay guys I go up there and start chatting with him and stuff so I was just watching them and they have babies ari I camera which are they use but they use Ari which is not cheap by any means obviously no I saw him in NAB they're actually like more expensive than red aren't they in some regards in some regards yes yeah so but Ari's also much bigger company the red Reds run by like a company of like 20 people you know as a small company but anyway they they never shut the cameras off they just they just have these massive v-mount battery setups and they and then the cameras is on all day because of the time it takes for it to turn off and turn on and the profiles they have set up and everything's matched they just once it's on it's on and then when they set it on their tripod it's just on the camera is always going guess yeah that's cool yeah but they also have massive I don't know what kind of batteries they're another V mount but they're massive like might be mount batteries 190 watt hours and it's it's pretty good size there's were like five times bigger than mine you know are these on camera batteries or they wiring them in remotely their RV mount so literally snapped right on the back of the camera well if they're not I think these were attached to a rail mine mines on the back of the fs7 it's it's a backpack and so it mounts to the fs7 and then it has an adapter cable that goes from DTaP into the cameras AC power so the camera thinks it's on AC oh but it also powers it also powers my Shogun my Atomos and Shogun inferno so it's one battery that powers the entire rig because I've seen a lot of the the cameras when they put them on the gimbal mounts and stuff like it NAB they always have a remote power source because they don't want to put that extra weight on the on the camera itself yeah I know mine's directly mounted to the camera but the camera is designed with the V mount backpack in mind so it threads how much energy your even your FS well your FS v was actually pretty efficient is the ff7 is efficient or does it thing chug electricity it's all about the same but the biggest thing with the v-mail was the fact that I can power everything on it with one battery that's not like any batteries on the recorder you need batteries on the monitor and you need batteries on the camera you know or the you know cuz EF here we are now in camera talk guys okay so it's both passionate about for very different reasons yeah so when you're running multiple mics we run two mics on our cameras so we have the boom mic and then we have a shotgun like scratch scratch audio right on the camera and so both of those are 48 volt phantom power and then you've got the camera when it's recording you know eats up when it's when it's recording and then you've got obviously the LCD panel and all that takes power then you've got either an external monitor in our case we use Shogun 2 Shogun and ferno's actually as monitors rather than recorders those eat power so it's like instead of having batteries for all this crap and things but to worry about plugging at the end of the day we have one battery that powers the whole the whole rig and it's on a and it's on a pedestal so it's like a big like dolly that we roll around the studio now with the fs7 on it I would like something small like more compact that I can actually mount on tripod with the camera that's what I was similar to that because I've got yep that's five that's five no but that's one thing I don't like I know you don't like that you're not a huge fan of the Sennheiser MKE 440 compared to some of your other more expensive stuff but I love that mic like it even sounds better than my ng might be only thing I don't like about it is the fact that it's 3.5 millimeter exactly that's my problem with it too and I'm like is there anything I can do about that if I adapt it and into XLR would that do me any good as far as no because it says it's its own it's its own source Collins we is what do we use I can remember and you're probably not gonna like this anyway can suck $1,000 for this microphone but Sony cuz your mic sounds good I mean you're out of all the channels that I've watched your audio when you nail it not like on the last video where you totally fucked it up your audio is actually so good it sounds like like me on my mic right here so real quick that our last video the the pub Jiwon I got messed up yeah so something suddenly nearby is interfering so today we fixed it by changing channels we just nicked it and catch it even though he had headphones on he didn't catch it so whatever so I on the another thing you could use that would work with your Sony because it's it this goes through hotshoe it's the Sony XLR k1 mk1 mk1 em so basically it's a it's a de dual XLR with its own preamp and it has a shotgun on it and you can plug another shotgun into it if you want but it's $700 but it runs on the hot shoe so the camera communicates with it and basically tells the camera as a internal mic communicate with the external mic and let that run the audio that's how we that's how we run our a7s2 oh wow so it's not cheap but it's seven hundred bucks I mean that's not terrible terrible and that comes with the shotgun and yeah in the interface in a second my camera has that exact same setup just not with the hot shoe thing my pee pxw has the exact same thing mounted on the camera already if it's built into it then yeah I mean it's identical it's the same damn thing here give me second hey panhead deal with that deal with it deal with it deal with it deal with it deal with it deal with it deal with it I like that yeah check this out so exactly I just said see you're not really doing yourself any favors by having that and then running this entire on it that's that's really redundant and silly it is and the thing is dole reason I do it is because when I tried hooking the rode ntg-2 my ntg-2 sucks it does so I just need to get a better a better my how much okay do you have a budget would you spend money right now I could spent I could spend my I could spend money right now if I had what's your budget I can price send about like I wouldn't for a Mike I probably won't spend any more like eight hundred no you don't need to spend that dude Audio Technica 40:53 be all day every day I love that Mike I love that Mike more than my Sennheiser MKH for 16 which is $1,000 shotgun mic so it's a foot weight 40:53 give that to me again 4:05 3b I'm gonna buy more of these mics I have the Audio Technica and they're super short ya know is that the one that you run on your little boom that I've seen when I'm in your that's the one that's been on the boom my 416 is on there now but we run that on camera for the FS 5 now no no I'm sorry that's on camera for the a7s2 ok yeah no I found it ok so it's about 600 bucks on Amazon I absolutely love that microphone yeah I love the way that Mike says it does it does it have to be I know the ideally you want to get it as close as humanly possible but does it have a decent pickup at a distance of about 6 feet yes and it's a hyper-cardioid so it has even more off access rejection so the reason why I bought that was because when I was still doing the home bedroom set up yeah that was the only mic I was able to actually use in that little bedroom you've been to the house that didn't pick up all the reverb off the walls oh my gosh cuz the echo is something that I'm still dealing with today that's the number one comment you'll see in all my videos no matter how much I massage the audio and audition you need to you need to just do a video and this will help your live streams too you need to do a video where you just have me come up there and literally sound engineer that room with foam in the right places because you've heard my audio in the old setup and that's what I had to do I'd love to have you back up here again but you're so goddamn busy like I don't I don't know I'll tell you the same thing I tell everyone else I'm busy until you tell me you want to do something and you pick a day and it goes on the calendar and then suddenly I'm not too busy because it's on the calendar all right well I'm gonna thank you because I do need to get you up here to do that cuz sound is my my number-one nemesis in this room lighting as a close second is more important than not then than video no I agree I completely agree with that the other thing too is I was fighting noise when I was shooting 4k on the new camera I notice that it had more noise than my other cameras like these yeah these guys and it's because the internal processing on these like takes away the sharpness and you lose a lot of that noise so I've been working on post-processing the video to get a better result and I've tried some of the noise what do you use for noise reduction or do you use active noise reduction at all straight off camera well if it's straight off the camera I don't have to do noise reduction because the FS 5 & 7 especially the seven have a really good built-in noise reduction but if we come off the Atomos cuz it's raw then yeah it's super noisy yeah I mean something like neat video is needed also internally to the camera has like its own noise reduction settings both the FS 5 and the FS 7 have built-in noise reduction could you tell me what those settings are called like Auto Street noise reduction it's because they call this they referred to this when it came out this is called the baby FS 5 cuz it's it's literally got 90% of the features yeah but they also called the FS 5 the baby FS 7 and they share nothing in common that's true well the FS 7 was the mark 1 versus the mark 2 or just any of any of them they're the same sensor and processor in it oh they are the 7 mark 2 is just a few small changes PL mount it's a Sony PL mount and has a variable nd and little things yeah I did notice though that it I ran one of the shotgun mic that shitty shotgun mic off the amp internally and I loved it when I put it on auto I could scream bloody murder at it and it wouldn't clip so unlike my other two cameras it does do that proper compressor is really good on that it is really I could talk cameras all day because I mean that's that's what keeps me excited about making these videos is the gear cuz I always dreamt about having this kind of gear and now we have it so I even kind of find it surreal just like looking at you from a distance from where you were in your tiny little room that was maybe half the size of mine here yeah like shooting your videos with your little DSLR like what was it a ok who shit it was it was it was like consumer green it was a t2i that did that only did 720p and I can only see about 4 or 5 minutes of video at a time before give me a little warning indicator for temperature and then one day it stopped turning on so that I had to scramble down to Sammy's camera and I bought a 70d a Canon 70d which I used up until I bought the FS 5 year before last in your video quality even what that was like absolutely amazing yeah it was good but now that I go back and look at it right compared to now with God sure it's just funny how there's there's that progression of like wow this looks really good and then it's like oh you look back you're like oh my god how did that ever think this looked good but I mean in many ways I with the other direction cuz like back when I started like let's go back what two years to three years when you were shooting I was shooting on a Canon 5d Mark 3 man my second camera was a mark 2 which at the time were like the best sensor you could frickin get the wife just texted me and said we should do spring break in Seattle cuz the little one has spring break at the end of March do it get up here man get up here what's going on though I have to have that conversation with her cuz there's so much going on so I'm taking my mom on a trip to Vegas just to get her out in a way we've got things go I've got track day in March I want to get you down here for the track day actually I do want to come down for the track day so if you don't come down this March for track day your next opportunity probably won't be till November what what date what day is it in March I don't remember 18th I think it is that it's a Sunday I think it will yeah I'm not gonna be able do it cuz I'm gonna be over at a Midwest RepRap festival and the East Coast what is that it's fucking 3d printer nerds jeez already but I've already got all my plane tickets and everything so that's something I'm committed to well well you know I could always uh we can always start pushing the buttons at old dirt fish and get a get around to going yeah I've been telling you I want you yeah I'm just I'm just trying to get in a little bit better shape before I bark up that tree because right now honestly I don't think I'd fit in their fucking car honestly anyone asking me how I feel about any other cameras than what I own I have no opinion because I only know about what I own like somebody who's asked me how I feel about the canon DX 1 or 1 DX ID I have no idea I have not used it and haven't looked at it don't care about it I don't form opinions on things I don't use so I can't answer that all I know is can and fell way behind Sony for the longest time on all all sorts of things but I know Sony is or Canon has made a big push over the last 18 months to catch up Sony is in my opinion is the clear winner for the consumer-grade cinema camera because I feel like you're gonna go from Sony and then you're gonna have to jump all the way up to like red to get to the next level like our sony fs7 mark ii and the way it's out rigged arrows fitted with our and the firm wears on it and the the lenses and stuff that's a that's a $20,000 rig but that's cheaper than this just an empty body with no attachments for a read and look at what we're getting out of it so it's one of those things where it's like justifiably I think the if you're if you're looking for something that is like professional-grade but is still considered a budget and yes I just called a twenty thousand dollar camera budget because go look at cinema cameras you can spend a hundred thousand dollars on a lens for a ray so this everything is relative and it's all relative so me I sweat I actually went backwards because I was shooting on DSLR is that the body's alone or 3500 bucks back in the day and now I'm shooting on sony handycams and I mean this this one is my first venture back into I think this camera was right around 3000 it was like 2028 99 or something it came out just about one of the price of fs5 buddy yeah so and it's everything it's the lens I mean it's fully ready to shoot out of the box but the reason I went that route is not necessarily just for quality which does a good job but the reason I went with it was just because I'm more of an ease of use kind of guy whereas you're more of a professional guy like if you asked us what equipment we we'd pick either one of us both creating YouTube videos it would be wildly different yeah there might be some things that are similar but like you you like that art you like to have artistic control over everything whereas even though I like artistic control to a certain degree I have to be able to one-man-band it and you got to admit your shit would be really hard to one-man-band at the way that you have it right now yeah and I could but there would be a see what we have now when Nick came on board it added movement to our videos more movement than I could have by myself cuz the only ways that camera could move if it was me is one if I wasn't on camera if I'm moving the camera or two it was on a slider which is just a weird sliding shot if you're talking that's that's it can be done but it's not optimal a cameraman allows there be more movement so that's why we have more vlog II stuff because it's vlog ish but still professional-looking yeah and there's love in our build video it's like you have a human presence right you have somebody going back and forth and everything it's like the viewer is is traveling back and forth and observing it from like a human perspective yeah you don't get that from a tripod right so sometimes I do it like I do shoot some of my stuff like with you know when I have a friend help me out like you know on the drone shoots if you guys have ever watched any of my drone reviews I did up at dirtfish they were all with the camera laughing Nick because we have these hand me the paper towels I said hey I'm not throw there's open beer cans over here dumbass so we we that's great sis J that's race it's races against asses not dumb people jeez anyway so we have these paper towels and you guys know the pain and when you go to tear off a paper towel like at the bottom oh that won't she turn off straight like the bottom part always just like now they're all tearing off straight wood anyway you go - but do you - tear them off it goes like halfway down the perforated line and then just rips you only get that from cheap paper towels J you need to up your budget Nick bottom anyway oh I need to get out of here 640 I gotta drive home still oh shit we've been going for a while I'm like you know if you guys want me to do another more behind the scenes type video maybe I will I I stopped doing them because they were our least viewed videos and the way I look at it is it people go just just take it or upload it on your second Channel I'm if I'm gonna take the time to make a video it's got to have return for me because I have to work I have in New York I have such little time to then make a video that's gonna go up on some other channel and then I still have to make another video for the main channel it's not worth it to me and then to put it up on the main channel if it's only gonna get half of use a normal video would then that hurts all sorts of things on the back end that I don't want to get into but it's it's one of those things where there has to be returned a video a video has the sort of guarantee as a certain amount of views or higher for it to be worth you know sponsorships and all sorts of other things so that's why we try and pick entertaining content like putting Bud Light down the into a water-cooled PC it's entertaining but it's gonna get probably get a lot of views because people getting salty and mad about it but we clean the system out at least the system's completely cleaned out and it's running right now so can you clean it out after that though like honestly we did oh my god I have a very interesting method for doing it but we did it we're all gonna see the video tomorrow guys goes live tomorrow we're gonna see Jay do some some ridiculous shit with water cooling that's Jay's dick and I kept drinking beer in between like when we were doing things so I progressively got a little bit more slurry and stuff as the video went on so we're gonna see a drunk no not drunk just just that's loosened up J Jason asked if I still have that knife of course I still have this rusty piece of shit under my dad's trying to give me tetanus every day you kidding me never get that knife ever it's even held under there with neodymium magnets to finish my thought about behind the scenes though it's really boring like when we're not making videos I'm up here writing emails I'm doing invoices or insertion order so I'm having meetings with Brian about potential sponsors or pitches and video ideas and it's just not stuff we can make a video about we can't do you think more manpower will free that up a little bit though um like hypothetically down the road Lucy you got a good editor you got a good video guy I mean could you have them hypothetically be like oh go grab some of the b-roll the behind the scene what just you happen to have it yes leapfrogging as if method we're planning on using here and what we're hoping and again this is Brian Brian's doing this not me I'm I'm following you guys you guys yes I've heard me say Brian a lot you don't really know who he is because I he hasn't been like super formally introduced he is the guy practically running the business side of things around here now and he's so nice you'd never understand how him and Jake could ever that's exactly why we get along to my wing or something like that but it was absolute opposite so he runs a lot of the back end around here now and basically we've had meetings and meetings and meetings and basically what we've determined is we are we are in a mission to free up 2 to 3 hours a day of my time we are trying to get me back 2 to 3 hours a day and that's what we're hoping and this this next person is going to be able to provide yeah because it is it is I mean I just just speaking from my own personal perspective when you start losing that the drive to want to just create something because you're so encumbered with other bullshit yeah it hurts man yeah I mean mine was all like financial and fucked up IRS stuff and everything like that I won't go down the list but but when you were constantly distracted by other things about the business you kind of lose some of what you had creating the content that made the business I don't know if that's particularly a problem for you but it was absolutely a big problem for me so I'm trying to do the same thing where I just clear shit just get things out of the way get my shit no so I can just focus on just making videos that's what I enjoyed doing in the beginning that's what I want to keep doing the wife just texted me and said Brian is the J whisperer or the other half of my brain no Brian Braun to introduce more people to Bret Brian's shy he's sort of skittish he's seen the cut look I don't even read my own YouTube comments anymore cuz Brian does it for me and it sounds crazy right Brian and I know we need to end this because it's time to go but I know he's not watching right now because his his wife its birthday so they're out doing their own thing so I can embarrass him without without him seeing so though he's shy but he's really nerded out over the numbers he's he's a he's a sociologist he's he's into sociology so that a sociologist makes a better brand manager than anyone with a marketing degree because marketers are bullshitters and sociologists understand people and that's what you need and Brian he understands people and so he he as a sociologist has has really dived in headfirst and Twitter and YouTube and all of that not as a user but as a as a as a you know cat whoa I just dragged your camera all crazy sorry guys me fix this whoa what did I do did you know when you resized the window it resizes it inside OBS too but you know um okay so he just try it was trying to make heads or tails of the pattern she's looking for patterns pattern pattern pattern pattern and I keep telling him Brian there's no pattern there's no pattern he's like bullshit everything has a pattern you know everything in life has patterns I'm like he's like you got there to kill a guy there's a pattern you're gonna get arrest you're gonna okay fine yes you're speaking very literal but I said when it comes to YouTube and Twitter and all that it's you could be doing the same thing in one week you're up twenty thousand subs versus the week prior doing the same thing you can't explain what happened that week you know he's like look you know social trends world translate okay fine that's you That's not me I don't care about any of that so he looks at the social blade numbers every day he looks at the comments he looked at the Twitter's and he actually compiles a report for me every week on this happened with not only my channel he watches everybody's channels so he's looking at the landscape he's looking at what the horizon looks like not for us but for everybody and he's predicting these chain before they happen and we've started kind of changing course before those waves of whatever hit us and it's working because the last six months we've grown more than before I hired it and and so and so he gets really nerdy over that stuff but he's really shy because he sees all those comments and he sees the things people say he's like oh my god did you see the comments on you got his video let's not do that you know I mean he doesn't really want to put himself out there because he just he's too nice of a person he doesn't want to deal with the hate you know I want to see ruined either and unite he's straight-up social virgin and I'd like to keep him that way ya know no matter how much people say that shit doesn't bother him online I mean in in bulk and at the right time it does it absolutely does you'd have to be stupid to believe anybody says that they're not affected by some negativity of course we all are I think absolutely handle it we handle it differently and and we can all say it doesn't bother us it does to some degree sometimes worse than others like right now I'm gonna I'm gonna save you for cuz I'm not I'm not bipolar but I mean I'm no I'm not not and so drunk though all the time now so so I'm just pretty level I'm not kind of like whatever I've read some pretty nasty comments today and it was just like huh whatever and has moved on I didn't even responders moved on and it's nice but there's other days I'll be sitting there on the crapper and I'm like no fuck this guy fuck this guy and I'll like I'll just I'll just totally take the bait you know what I mean no no I can tell - oh yeah and I'm sure you can tell when I do the same thing with all too often right I mean it's it's it's it's one of those things I just stopped lying to myself though now and I just I just take it a day at a time it is what it is gerrae wants to know if I read the stream comments no sir I do not like that said don't show Brian Lynas we'll take him away dude you know me people tried to steal him at CES like literally he was getting job offers oh I believe it I believe it I think I told you a long time ago that line is even made me a job offer at one time no here's that here's the thing and here's what I love about Brian so I've known Brian for a decade remember now he's the guy that pushed me into to go into full time where like self-employment and stuff so I've got my I've got my friend Josh holiday doc who who convinced me to start a channel and then I've got Brian who convinced me to go in at full time and then he's he's so many people tried to steal him at CES basically the conversation goes like someone comes up and this what I love about having Brian around specially at places like CES and the party's XYZ guy comes up to me he's like hey jam with yada yada I'd really love to collab with you or talk with you and it's like hey this is Brian my brand manager I'm gonna introduce you to him and I'm gonna go over here to the bar have a nice day and literally I don't have the conversation at all and Brian will vet it which is amazing because I don't have to and so and so what will happen is Brian will cook usually come over and be like that guy just made me a job offer and a my grill is like yeah it's so it's so sad and what it is is basically the people will see like oh Jays $0.02 success Oh Brian Brian's the back end we want Brian right and so they'll try to start trying to hire him as like a contractor or whatever Brian's answer to me is always the same the answer is always no because you're the only person I believe in like Brian only works with me and even takes the risk of working with me because he's like I believe 100% in what you're doing he's like I I know you as a person I I know where you're going I know where you've been and I believe in the success that we can bring this channel to and that's the only reason why I'm even bothering with any of this YouTube thing he's like the he's like some random SH remote Joe Blow guy wanted to come out for me 200,000 a year can go eff off because I don't believe in that guy and that and that's why Brian and I had this like crazy loyalty to each other surround yourself with good people you get a good product right before I go they ever tell the story about how I hired him no I don't think he did so he just showed up one day right as far as the audience was concerned like suddenly there was like a Brian and we're like who the hell is Brian right I think I was the same way like I just like you're talking about him on social media I'm like I don't know there's a guy I put out a Craigslist ad what am i friend so no I guess I've known him for years and years and he was over at the house he and his wife when we were having dinner at my house and we were he was here it's basically dinner consisted of me complaining like always complain about busy I am playing had no time for this no time for family no time I was like what's the point I'm making a crap ton of money if you can't even enjoy it right that typical answer when you're when you're broke you dream about all the things you do if you have the money when you have the money you dream out all things to do if you had the time and that's exactly how it goes and so I was just complaining about this and that and and was basically my complaints were the amount of time the amount of time I spent answering emails having phone meetings and marketing meetings with sponsors and this and that and it's just like we're spending eight hours a day talking about the things we need to make videos on but there's no time to make the videos cuz we're spending eight hours a day talking about it right I was like I was back in IT dude so anyway it's like scrum there's like an all-day scrum for videos is what it was and so anyway Howard though hey it's Chrome so bad that's why I said it I was looking for a response it's groans go ahead so anyway we're sitting there and we're having dinner and he he joke and he goes I should I should come work for you I was like huh yeah that'd be great I was like whatever and he was in still putting together its charter school for for foster youth and specializing in foster youth job placement and career advancement and getting them ready for society because foster youth are so much well foster foster youth are normally just like you turn eighteen it's like on your own good luck and they don't have the tools they need to succeed so his so his school it was about foster youth and getting them ready so I was like never even considered him because I how much time I need he's spending with that and there I was he's a looking for a job so I was like haha you know whatever funny no actually I I take it back stories wrong I jokingly said to him like hey you should come work for me he's like huh you know and it was just a passing joke well I'm I got up later and I was like rinsing my plate off in the kitchen he comes walking up to me it's like 20 minutes later he goes were you serious back there in the dining room and I was like about what hiring you and he's like yeah I said well I mean if you didn't have the school or whatever it doesn't seem like anything go wrong and he goes he goes well let's do it I said are you serious he goes yeah said yeah let's do it and that's literally how it happened over dinner jokingly was like you should come work for me he's like okay and the rest is like the lasts almost seven months now I've just been absolutely so yeah absolutely there's something I'll tell you some things online like on the back ends that proved to like what he's been able to achieve working for me that I couldn't do by myself like period you know that's awesome so the bottom line is if you surround yourself with a team that shares your ideals and your values which is why I say in 2018 i'ma take some calculated risks there's some things we're gonna do some investments we're gonna make and some chances we're gonna take that I think are truly the right thing I don't think you can fail man honestly I think we can fail but the thing is when we feel how we handle that that's that's where our success okay let me rephrase that you're not gonna fail catastrophically hope everybody gets setbacks right everybody even they like video to video it's always a setback and things happen that you don't understand or you don't you don't you didn't predict yeah but with Brian on your team he's basically gonna predict everything down with half a percent so I just sleep good at night the burns texted oh this is the Brian he built the computer for it yes same guy yeah he's awesome the guy the guy seriously like a it will jayjay you know firsthand how hard doesn't talk to me sometimes I mean and he probably knew exactly how to talk to you too he does he does he actually knows and I'm not an easy person to talk to when it comes to sensitive things mm-hmm I'm not you know I tend to get really am I'm a really emotional person especially around my friends so yeah surprised guys awesome you correct you cry when they're out of your peppermint mocha at Starbucks right I do I do well roll that fucking intro let's get you home and then I'm gonna sit here and procrastinate about shooting the video and then fry just go downstairs play video games on my knees screen all right outros run all right here we go
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