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so I don't know I mean the vagina is the vagina is actually engineered to stretch okay we're relaxed oh oh we're live we're oh yeah I probably should get a little warning oh well that's fine but China talk number 282 we were we were just talking about how skin stretches and retracts when you get fat you get skinny and we were all wide like vaginas aren't the same way well Jerry was talking about that that what is it beats to beast or what is it Oh Beast the Beast okay he's my new hero online like I actually you're not my hero anymore he is that's fine that's fine I don't want to be your hero you'll always be my hero sandwich J no anyway he was talking about this will beats the beast guy and how you know he's he looks really really cut but he's got a lot of loose skin and stuff and I was saying that I'm really fortunate that I really don't have a loose skin problem then and then Jerry was like well my wife's vagina you know didn't like blah blah blah after after our heads and actually heads in or whatever and I'm like the vagina is actually engineered to you know retract and but you know what I realized just after saying that statement your wife had a c-section so I caught it when you said it but still even so I mean like women they give birth obviously don't come out the other side like passing watermelons every time they go to the bathroom I'm just saying like there is some retraction there and the chat wit silence is 40 I'm gonna be the weirdest starting conversation ever of a Tech Talk ever in the wait wait we've talked about it before though where we were like you know if you guys heard the conversations that took place before the streams actually started yeah like like Jerry just family goes oh my god there's dry white stuff all over my desk and he's like flaking it off I'm like pick it off of my fingernail don't worry it was Greek yogurt I think that we could tell it was Greek yogurt it was Greek show yeah it was great if you know what I mean hanging out hello so I'm not going to tweet this out real quick we are right right tweet this out too so people actually come in 1 4 82 or an 81 be your choice take whatever you want all right so let's see ok whatever okay remember last week we were having ISP problems which cut us short at like 30 minutes so okay no ISP problems because we don't have III going on today now the reason why we're calling it technically 81 B is because we're gonna reuse the topics we never got to last week we're pulling those right out of the hopper so before I roll that intro real quick I just want to say I'm roll the intro and then Jerry and I have decided that since you know you guys know since January I've been doing the go team J thing the weight loss thing a lot of you a lot of you like it some of you don't if you don't that's a huge bitch sorry to - freakin bad but Jerry is on board now is you're going you're in week 2 now right uh yeah week 2 of go team barnacle ease go team is it go team barnacle ease or go team Jerry let's go go team barnacle ease ok barnacle ease the fat when Jerry's skinny on the inside barnacle ease the foul oh so you're bringing up the Jerry yeah it's like it's split personality Jerry's the skinny inner personality and barnacle esis now spoken fat personality gotcha there you gotcha I gotcha so uh no I just figure we eat the started beat show we just kind of do like a quick update on how our stuff is going because the public accountability is what why it works for us it's true and then we're getting into the topic so I'm gonna go ahead and row that intro eventually it's so weird that I can't hear it but it's going though that is a very insensitive term overweight people losing weight overweight I refer gravitationally challenged gravitationally challenged I like that I like that Newton's friend alright so I mean all right so I've been in a lifestyle change now for six months I'm pretty well acclimated Howard I'm not following you J I'm not following you ok I just need to get that clear to everybody I know everyone everyone seems like yeah how do people think that like you're trying to like carbon copy what I'm doing it's not going to work it's not no we do completely different things J gets on his little little bike and butters up his thighs and goes and rides like a hundred Moss chamois butter I shall I think even get some of that dude I seriously ripped the skin no my thighs last time I walked up the hill what my thighs don't rub but I I do use the Shambu butter for other sensitive parts and sensitive regions mmm I didn't get some chamois butter you can just go to a bike store though I try to talk before and that didn't work out too well you should use Gold Bond Gold Bond somehow makes me feel like I'm like elderly or something if I have to slather on the gold bond I'm doing her oh no gold bonnet gold wants a powder it's actually an athlete's foot powder but it burns like crazy if you put it on like like chafing thighs yeah I'm gonna pass on that I think I'll just I'll just stick with the butter maybe a real butter I can't eat the real butter but can i slather my thighs with it but but go low fat you gotta go margarine won't flash English today but anyways guys my I'm doing a diary buddies like you need to call it a lifestyle change fine I'll give it okay it's a lot you know what I got called out on that when I once said that I'm not on a diet and if you look at the actual definition of diet it simply means a list of foods that people eat it doesn't mean you limited to a specific list of foods it's just whatever you consume is your diet but to let you guys know this is the thing is everybody's like you shouldn't eat like a rabbit I agree the first week I took things a little too far I've adjusted them for this week and I'm still losing weight like like crazy so what I'm doing now is I'm eating I'm still eating a lot of meat a lot of protein low carbs I'm trying to eat more fruit in the morning and lunch instead of at night and an item focused on eating protein and the cool thing is though is when I have a really bad craving I'm like this diet I'm gonna jump off the way again I'm done and I've been there like I don't know four times out of the last eight days but whenever I get to that point I just go take a peach out of the fridge cut in half sprinkle cinnamon on it stick it in the oven and take it out and it's literally the most delicious thing I've ever eaten like I would pick it over ice cream I saw that Instagram foam photo you did after my ride today I was tempted to try it I got it so let's just dude it's like it's way better than you'd think it was for some reason when the peach gets really hot in the oven and it caramelize --is a little bit it changes the taste and the texture of it so it tastes like you're almost like eating like an ice-cream or something it's smooth nice so you're on the wagon still you're gonna have those days where you're like this but you know what those are the days those days are going to happen you're gonna you're gonna fail yourself a few times alright yeah but it's gonna be how you respond to that failure that ultimately leads to your success not that you had the failure it's how you responded to it well so far I've only had during my whole diet I've only had the one cheat meal so so that was good now in that cheat meal me up bad like literally I was sitting on the toilet trying to like yeah that skin never would have recovered if anything came out I mean it was that bad yeah and so now I'm back on the way again I've been eating good but the cravings are starting to go away I still have them but they're they are going away because now it's like I like bananas I love those salads I started mixing up like you suggested and doing fish and meat instead of just me and it's it's all health I mean I'm getting there and I weighed myself today at my lowest I was to 88.1 but I know I lost a lot of water weight cuz I was out walking in the Sun today sweating my balls off yeah so I imagine I'll probably be up around probably like 291 292 but still that's down from 308 at my if you weigh fast it in the morning when you first wake up yeah and then you weigh again and let's say like 6:00 in the evening you can kind of take the medium of those two numbers and figure out what your actual weight would be that's what I need to do cuz in the morning I'm everybody's like you'd think you'd be your lightest in the morning but you're not not always no I wake up and I take my weight in the morning I'm like weird that pound come from and then like eight hours later I take my weight again and I'm like three pounds disappear no you want to hear scale no you want to see something that messes with your head is I can I can weigh before I go on like let's say a forty mile ride yeah I can way before that ride and then way after and it could be upwards of five pounds difference in an hour I can also reweighing yes from sweat or just just from sweat and exertion and then I can weigh again in two hours and be heavier than when I started so you the worst thing you could do is weigh yourself constantly keep that in mind but I just want to give an update on go team J you guys know at the weight loss competition at the gym there was one week left final weigh-in is Tuesday the 30th and for the like last two and a half months I've been chasing down first place is this this girl in first place and weighed in on Tuesday and then they uh played updated the leaderboard I am officially first place now fifteen point oh five percent body weight loss and she's at thirteen point five eight and I still have another week to go and I've already dropped two more pounds in three days that's right a little bit I don't know she's never there when I'm there we come at two different times to do our weigh-ins I bet you she is past my trainer is her trainer he said that she hasn't come in sense oh she's probably eating a bucket ice cream now oh it's all for naught jbv no no it's not over yet one more week so she could be crash dieting right now I'm expecting her to crash diet so I'm putting in some serious like she's all just doing like prune juice chasers I know I know that's how the asshole beat me in the weight loss contest back at Microsoft he literally just sit over in the corner of a little cubicle chugging his prune juice all day just going to the like eight times I'm like dude that doesn't count as weight loss yeah everybody did well one last week was actually eight point two pounds of actual weight because my water weight doesn't fluctuate like yours nearly as much sodium probably in my diet than you do that's one thing I haven't been watching as my sodium high blood pressure or anything so I was like ah it inside of it I have very little sodium but yeah I'm down 62 and a half pounds sixty two point eight pounds something like that and what a period of time since I was at your place God dude that's nuts yeah so I'm at 2:47 right now and my goal by Tuesday at least to 42 I want to lose another 5 this week did me torment you with pizza at PDX land like like get your will he's put up for when I was pretty fresh in my lifestyle like food changes when I was down there and you you saw on my face it wasn't eating easy but you also saw that I stuck with it yeah it also made you feel like too after you ate a slice yeah because I had you know I had my cheat meal I saved it for when I was down to your place that we had and she is with you if you don't eat it all the time cheese's out of the day I want an entire week without eating any cheese for the first time you got to keep in mind I mean I put cheese on everything cheese on my eggs cheese on my french fries cheese or cheese on my cheese cheese on my Cheetos no but it was so bad when I eat I went made nachos with cheese on them and it was that you know oily cheese yeah oh dude my guts were just like bro oh that's like that's what I used to like feed my body every day and it was fine about that I just don't have like a beautiful poop now I love how everybody's like a little Tech Talk all we're doing is talking about like pooping and losing weight but you know what though people people care and that's what they keep activists so that's why we do these updates yeah care about people we care if you don't care yeah you're a son of a bitch yeah or the other son of a bitch I haven't had fast-food in six months so I don't even I wouldn't even want to think about what happens if I did to biscuit and I basically almost got like murdered by everybody on line for it so I've accent I've had nothing but home-cooked meals ever since I changed and I've had a couple of nice restaurants they'd eaten out out at like for Father's Day I took the whole family to a place called Paul Martin's which is like a steak house okay and they had a Father's Day brunch and I had like mushroom egg white omelet you know with spinach asparagus and fresh fruit so I like that's not even really like eating out you know what I mean I know eating for a purpose instead of eating for sport is boring sometimes you have to get really creative yeah just keep it interesting though so anyway yeah guys we got rid of all the assholes that left cuz they don't care about us now the ones that care about us let's give them some tech Jay no we'll spend the first 10 minutes probably of every Tech Talk giving updates because I mean I'm surprised like I guess I was on the front page of Reddit because of my weight loss thing a picture that I put up and then it's it's still like on that first page of PC master-race sub-form where I guess a lot of people were like wow in somebody who's into tech and fitness is really cool your your camera is like completely autofocusing like crazy is it really yeah you drink your cup and it focused on your cup and then it focus on your mic and then it focused on you this is what happens when you use a Microsoft product normally I use a c920 logitech but no this time I pick up the Microsoft web cam that thinks it knows focus better than me cuz Sachin Adel runs it now everyone keeps telling me I'm on this side how could I be skinny in 247 pounds I'm cuz you're like 18 feet tall oh yes I am Groot I am Jays do you sense that doesn't sound as cool as I thought it did I didn't know that was been diesel I didn't the first time I watched it and then I was like that has to be the best casting call ever like imagine if you're Vin Diesel and you're just sitting there like dude we're gonna pay you a million dollars here's your script Groot we are good done all done drop the microphone bitch I'm out gets paid like like $25,000 word hey I still didn't get you a link to the doc like the email I sent it to you in the chat on on skype I can't take it in Skype because I have being captured right now and if I do that it on capture you wish you couldn't take it in Skype where do you want to send it where do you all my Senate Jamie mail it I said email it you've got to use email really Oh guys blame Jerry right now for not be able movement I am yeah he did not receive it and he did not that was very unprofessional DJ so everyone asked about the fury X my video goes up tomorrow here's my fury X right here I'm actually this is my piece of it's mine to keep I'm not gonna give any details and I'm just saying it's a piece of I know nothing about it probably as an Intel processor in it haha see what I did there yeah segue so anyway guys my video will be up tomorrow I'm done recording with this for now I'm gonna be doing professional application to benchmarks on this to chest test out that 8.6 teraflops but actually in the meantime it's gonna be heading over to Paul's hardware I'm gonna loan it to him cuz I'm really interested in his take on the matter and I think you guys are too so I'm gonna loan the card to him so you guys can see what he has to say about it just go sold on ebay you know that guy's shifty is he's gonna give me 10% okay that's okay then he's gonna sell it give me 10% he's your launder hardware launder alright so we talked about the 1818 tea slapped with 100 million fine there they're appealing it but you started to talk about Stephen Elop leaving Microsoft's yeah so anyways everybody refers to this guy is the mole so if you guys don't know he was the CEO of Nokia during the acquisition that I've known his mobile Department by Microsoft and there's a lot of evidence and proof out there to show that he actually had interaction with Microsoft long before the acquisition and that there was a huge conflict of interest and they also I think gave him was at a 25 million leap off the docket I think it was 25 million dollar bonus bonus yeah bonus yeah it was 25 million dollar bonus for him getting the Microsoft in Nokia deal sign so basically at Microsoft acquired Nokia so the CEO of Nokia gets a 25 million dollar bonus from Microsoft for signing that deal so that whole thing just wreaked I'm sorry but any normal person on this planet could live off the interest on investments of 25 million dollars as a one-time feed never have to work again nor would your family or your kin yet this guy gets it as a bonus that's a white bonus now what happens in the end are they like shutting down the division slowly yes so so well they're not shutting it down what they're doing is they're downsizing because they're rolling the division into Windows so Windows is now gonna be the mobile platform the desktop operating system and the game console all all in one division so basically they have three times the duplication and they're getting rid of all the duplication but the thing is they're saying that he's leaving that the Ilan's basically leaving wouldn't you sue as Kurt no but here's the funny thing is working at Microsoft leaving never means leaving nobody ever no have you ever had 25 million dollars exactly they're basically asked to leave and part of them getting their severance package or whatever is they have to be nice on their way out sorry Oh so I think he was note there's no kicking screaming stomping exactly I think he want one of two things happen these this is all conspiracy theory folks but I think Ilan was either redundant so they decided just to kick him to the curb and he was I think one of the original players to be the CEO but he got beat out by such an Adele but anyways I think he's either being pushed out or he's leaving to go try and head another company to be a mole again and try to acquire that company into Microsoft because he's already done it successfully once so he's actually so it's like Microsoft denies all existence of this guy's kinda like the CIA Jay get caught you're on your own yeah it's like it's like here's what we're gonna do we're gonna just let Ilan go he's gonna go pursue his career it let's say a rival company and then he's gonna work his way up to CEO because he's got excellent credentials and all this and then as soon as he becomes CEO Microsoft's gonna be like hey want another twenty five million dollars then Microsoft owns the company like that that's I mean that's the far I'm working up the name of this guy that I that I did a video on last year that was that you know what was his name his name the guy who talked about the always-on DRM for Xbox one before it was launched how he you know he oh yeah that guy put his mouth or whatever then he was like gone yeah but but they say that he had you know on his own recognizance like resign I just kind of what you talk I know I know a lot of executives of Microsoft like personally like people that I would consider my friends they have resigned their commission to go either retire do other things and by resigned it means the board was like we need you gone so we're gonna give you like 5 million dollars if you just send out an email saying you love us keep morale like ha I'll tell ya now I worked for a large company back when I was like in my early 20s in bet I didn't have the greatest workers your early 20s once well I was weird I was a long time ago so ok I wasn't the greatest at work ethic and I mean I was still like living at home and there's a spider in the corner of my window over there I don't like spiders there's a black widow that's like a California no the black widows mostly stay outside in the shed that's what I have my black widow farm is in the shape so so anyway um what was I going this oh yeah ok so keep long story short I was called into the office one day where there were several bosses my direct supervisor their supervisor and like the general manager of the company and it was like you know please have a seat it was like oh I know where this is going I'm about to get fired and and basically it went like this there were two pieces of papers slid in front of me one was your resignation and one was your termination do you pick which one you're gonna sign one gives you dignity and one doesn't so that's basically the choice I was given you can either resign or you can be fired we highly recommend that you resign that's kind of the way the conversation went so yeah I think I was 19 I think it's actually more beneficial to the companies if you choose the resignation path because if they fire you then they have to deal with all the legalities of you attempting to get unemployment and all that stuff and then them stepping in and having it oh that was that that was the other thing too because I did get fired I want to say what what I did for a lip for a living back then let's just say I drove a big truck and I was told wear brown pants drew they were purple oh never mind then oh I see what you did there so anyway I was I was basically told that due to the negligence of my actions should I pursue unemployment that it would be met with in court with you know evidence showing reasons why unemployment would not be beneficial so they had it all like well thought out let's just put it that way but yeah that's hardcore well I'm pretty sure Microsoft ago similar to that except for the difference is they don't put both options in front of you so much is one option as a stack of money on top of it right you're like this is the resignation path and as you can see it has a pile of thousand dollar bills on it that's that's pretty much how it goes with Microsoft right yeah everyone's asking how old I am I'm 34 so this was a long time ago least a year 34 we've gone over this like somebody you're younger than I am we've gone over this I don't know how many times look like 10 years older than me how could you be younger than me 10 years older than you well you know when you've got rosy cheeks and they're always shiny hey you know what I noticed though some of my gray hair starting to go away a little bit I'm getting some color back Jay I don't feel bad for you cuz I've got like a billion gray hairs in my head okay sir yep you got enough of them that are like what it blends with the other color it just looks like you have like this sandy awesome hair color for me yes I got like a phantom brave I've kind of got like the Fantastic Four thing going on yes you do the doctor well I don't know if I could get fired yeah if I could get fired from Jays two cents and take a twenty five thousand dollar bonus hell I'd probably do it anyways long story short Elon probably was fired is what happened but in a way where he gets a lot of money and he gets to leave and I would not even be the least bit surprised if we don't find out six months down the road that he's the CEO of another conflict-of-interest company that Microsoft might go hard micro hard it sounds like a website for it nevermind anyways yeah poor you guys see it because I want to know if my conspiracy turns I did midget porn oh how far into Game of Thrones are you now okay so now I think I'm almost a diary into season four almost oh yeah well they're attacking the wall don't give anything for anybody oh did I just well they know eventually it's gonna happen right that wasn't really a spoiler huh no I what we're we're halfway through season five we're about to finish it off so I'm sad I don't wanna have to wait a year for everyone else to what I heard that John Hsu I went all right though heard he's he's perfectly healthy and nothing nothing happened to him everybody's perfectly healthy in that show no one dies know it if you need a lazy did you see the mean what is it is it who's the writer on you know what the only Gregory are are something like that or George RR something anyways I saw a meme that had a picture of Star Trek it was everybody on Star Trek that meant any anything like Captain Kirk and Spock and over and they were all wearing red shirts and it's like if if the guy if the guy who wrote Game of Thrones Star Trek yeah cuz the guy the red should always be buddy in Game of Thrones like nobody's safe it was like it was like in Space Quest I don't have a last name you're gonna die no you know nobody gets mutilated but I have decided I need my very own reek you need a reek I did a reek of my own I could get so much done if I had to reek and no but did take him they're lopping off their twigs and berries that's how you keep them loyal and so you keep them it seemed to work pretty well you almost got his freakin sister killed oh my god spoilers spoilers spoilers this whole show spoilers hi every great bringing it up I remember I by the way I've covered up the chat but I heard that guy in Game of Thrones has sex with someone's boiler Oh RR martin okay I've also heard that the girls in Game of Thrones have sex with girls are frequently - oh my god that show you know what is I always refer to Game of Thrones as HBO porn cuz cuz I mean it literally is like actually it's more like a shop or porn but it's more like show time show times a little more known from known for the softcore in my opinion that's true well I remember growing up like when I was just the last at night I used to go over to my grandparents house just because they had Cinemax and they were sold that they'd always go to sleep like it 8:00 8:00 p.m. before anything came on Cinemax so they had no idea that Cinemax just ran like softcore porn all night so I just go over there when I was like 12 years old and just watch porn till like 2:00 a.m. is awesome everybody's like why do you like to go to see your grandma why do you stayed over grandma is a nice lady nice lady and she makes good good ass bread man aye it's like back in the day remember the the cable boxes with the scramblers yep it was like the RadioShack parts list to make your own descrambler yeah it's like trying to look through the lines and every now and then you think you saw a boob but it's just the forehead with a pimple yeah and then it would straighten out never straightened out it always be black and white - I saw something it was always clear that's what I thought was funny as they'd scramble it like oh yeah here let's protect your children from it but all yours your imagination sometimes is better than what's on screen though that's true if you imagine if you're a blind kid like if you're a blind kid that's basically watching the porn channel is unrestricted access to the porn channel élisa élisa made says did jerry jerk off at his grandparents yeah it is entirely possible that that happened dozens of times grandma's like shampooing the carpet the sheets always crunchy okay we didn't move on oh like you weren't a 12 year old boy once come on give us remember 12 you're the one that already told me I was born a 3xl he didn't have internet back then okay but we have to get by with the skinemax back then it was like when you had 28 baud modem and the image is slowly coming in and you're like God I don't want to see your face just keep going down and they like freezes yeah this site you downloaded porn back in my day a TDT phone number entered nanana okay initialize Z modem okay bunch of characters across the screen initialize transfer wait 24 hours and then have like a naked picture of life do you remember like okay so how do you rickroll someone today you you put a you put a fake title they click it and then all of a sudden you nose did you did you did you like Zac then yeah then it was that it was a normal female body down to right where the cleavage would be and then it's something totally nasty below that so as images loading in you're like yeah yeah yeah oh what the hell's II have to wait another 50 seconds or whatever for another picture to load I remember the first time that I experienced graphical internet so just so you guys know like 3d everybody takes graphically the young generation exactly porn okay ASCII porn was never something I was interested in but it did exist and it was a real thing fulfill a real thing have you ever been to read it I've been to read it but I haven't seen a ski for and I'm gonna have to go check that out and you been to the comment section in YouTube yes have you been to the comments section of this livestream yes anyway that's got way off the rails but but anyways god what the hell was I just talking about no no I'm all looking through the chat here you're talking about like non-graphical that's right so so before the graphical internet where you had a web browser you had a terminal program that was only capable of showing text and colored characters and that was how you experience the Internet and if you want to download a picture you would literally initiate a transfer downloaded exit out of your terminal program open up your image viewing program and then load the image and that that's watch one to look at one image now with the graphical internet I remember was it spyglass mosaic was the first web browser ever used I respect it was graphic before that we all used links which was the text-based Linux equivalent but anyways I remember spyglass mosaic over 2400 baud modem and it's like you'd go to a web page and it would start loading an image and just like those BBS days just be like 8e I'm that's what I'm saying though when the image loads as long as you know that's what I was referring to the image is loading and you think you got something good because the top third of the image looks normal but then it like they they Photoshop the image so at the bottom it's something completely nasty you wouldn't want to see like it's just completely Photoshop minutes to download it said well that I can bitch brown brown blam-blam-blam-blam well I say we do a live stream of nothing but your mouth music just start up to be a couch all right here let me uh let me give you some Vidya some Vidya there's some vid yeah there we go all eight pixels came in came clear came in very nice and clear vid yeah there we go we got the vid yeah refreshing the stream all right and we're back right hurry back uh should be right back it shows it's online for me is it working to say online alright what's going on guys all right so you had some other stuff on here that you wanted to talk about I do but I'm wondering how much of that you still want to talk about or if you wanted to if you want to talk about the two things I had the two things I wanted to mention let's talk about your here well we'll leave these for the last if we have time let's talk about your stuff okay one of them you brought up and I agreed and be getting some what called out but then then slowly defending their use of the of an Intel i7 4790k in that tiny PC they showed at e3 and just to be absolutely clear everybody called me out like oh man that's such clickbait AMD didn't try you know AMD knew exactly what they were doing they were a hiding anything I understand that I completely understand that but still you should never use your competitors product you just it unless there are some unlesss like if they make something different than what you make but in this case AMD and Intel are direct competitors at the CPU level it'd be like Lamborghini putting a Ferrari engine in one of their cars you know it was a better engine but but as AMD trying to get in to the systems integration game or what you