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okay you guys asked for it last night on tech talk you wanted me to vlog this weekend getaway so that's what I'm gonna do we just got in the car we literally just left the house and we're all at each other's throats already I've made one turn one turn that's because we have the little one back they're going to time to go is it time to go mommy just got home from work so she's all stressed out and it's friday and packing and I'm you what I can't find anything i'ma can't find any she can't find her charger for phone or her battery case or any of that stuff so but you know what I don't stress out on these trips because I'm used to this crap in fact I've got two more trips coming up those of you in upstate New York I'm heading your way and those of you in Chicago i'm coming back your way I'm not going down to the to the old NYC from upstate no that's like an 10 hour drive you want I should get some starbucks do you want to go to Starbucks I need some coffee in my veins nothing showed up on my wall three times that thing has a million views in 4 days by the way no it did it went up it went up four days ago and it's got a million views yes I do want some starbucks in my veins I'm gonna get the IV attachment while I'm here so she's pregnant so she has to drink decaf haha sucker hahaha how you suck shower me with your sweet sanitary seduction asst seductiveness where am I looking forward to my life for you that windshield is busted right now would be hilarious honey look I'm getting publicly blown right now he got smiley okay I've always wanted to do this and not a single was given right there I have to try harder next time oh we're finally on the road but you know California and all traffic it's about a two-hour drive normally a little bit less than two hours but in this condition as you can see it's going to take us probably two days maybe yeah probably about two days guys detour dinner time we slept place that I came to a million times while growing up called Tom's farms old fashioned hamburgers I'm telling you right now this is probably one of the only places that ever make me excited for a hamburger I don't care about hamburgers not in the least this is probably one of the best you would ever ever ever eat at least am I kidding look at that mm-hmm fat guy like again I saw here you see were by the little lake and stuff sorry little man made pond there's a little rubber ducky over by the large bomb uh yeah so when we're done here we're gonna go to the general store buy some dried fruit snacks and things and the bird will come back for another fridge oh yeah we fed up with these birds are come running up to you kind of like Disneyland Birds watch see if one will do it oh there he is see ya see if he'll come you ready ready hmm I know let's try to get up there is see steal your food around here vultures we're in the country store and have a dilemma um you guys know I've been trying to you know watch the waistline i'm watching to grow mostly look at this everything you see me surrounded by right now is all sugar-free chocolate covered stuff everything you see here sugar-free chocolate really sugar-free everything it's just I want it all I want every bit of it was that place called it's just the farmers market and candy shop we got out of there with dried banana chips sugar-free dark chocolate covered almonds and sugar free English toffee that's mine you can't don't touch my toffee or I will break your hand off what I didn't say breaker I said break your hand off you don't need your hand to give birth God women these days well we were on the road making pretty good time to the wife decided she wanted to stop at some gourmet cookie place here in temecula so we are not even halfway to san diego yet and we've already been on the road for two and a half hours we finally made it to our room the kids doing the potty dance she's she's really really gotta go so not a bad room huh it's a Hilton so it's not so bad but a little desk here pretty decent view outside you know no it only took us I think four hours to get here it could have been worse right I don't know we're gonna do tonight we have absolutely nothing to do probably go to sleep and watch her do the pee dance back there this is what I put up with it every single day well as you can see I'm exhausted cuz that little one forced me to share a bed with her and kicked me all night long at one point she almost pushed me off the bed this little twerp you shut up and get back to your studies shut up but only the one is cycling some action movie inside the basement where's the car we have lost the car the hell are we it don't look the same not over you Luke oh so it feels like 19 hours with the driving at least over the last two days of being stuck in a car we're here at Legoland California somebody's excited okay I'm not gonna lie it's I should a lot busier here than I thought it was gonna be never be here before I know what to expect my I looked at it online a little bit but it looked kind of boring but you know I guess for your kidney hook Legos this place is pretty damn awesome but it's a lot bigger than that I was gonna be so hopefully bring it to the day they're only open till five I'm gonna find some big leo something big and Lego and go breaking I kind of thought this place was going to be boring I mean they got some kids rides and stuff but if you take a look behind me just the amount of effort that they put it did his little Lego cities are just like jaw-dropping I mean they've got New York City Las Vegas there's over a million Legos that make up Las Vegas right here alone so it's just like holy cow me look they even got you know pull back there I've got the dolphins swimming around the Mirage is pretty much to scale this is this is pretty intense I'm not gonna lie i got the MGM grand over there the Venetian all that in the back it's just so if I look at this in ago this is just a little bit intense I don't know how great it but I mean look at new york new york hotel behind me right there that is just crazy you like it can you build this at home can you build me a lego las vegas at home no way we don't have enough Legos I mean like they even have a little Lego Las Vegas police officer officer that pulled over a drag queen I mean that is just totally Vegas right there and what you see behind me now is Lego New York City and the freedom tower right there Lego New York City I don't know how many Legos is said we're in there for the entire city but wow that's uh I could do that call shenanigans on this Lego Mardi Gras I see Biebs I don't see any tops of Legos so quick man now guys we got the Lego Naboo battle and then went all out yeah this is a whole area of nothing but lego star wars models yeah cool stuff I point out that i think i am officially too tall for this ride the dragon coaster legos that's gonna there's the ocean oh boy Oh fast for that I was gonna be concerning it's a kid's roller coaster interesting-looking apparatus wonder what it does let's go find the Dragon real go sir chillin here shark so I kind of like to think about myself a little bit of a little bit of shark or me gonna maybe I'm just a clown fish and shark infested waters of you good morning it's Mother's Day happy Mother's Day so the wife just told me that did you know that the newborn mother spell the spell hahahaha baby you weren't baby did you know that the newborn baby smell makes women horny know what you said hey I'm not exact not verbatim but same thing I totally missed my turn I'm not used to this whole vlogging can hey everything we're going to mimi's for breakfast that's where she wants to go tour she always wants to go I'm kind of bummed I was supposed to meet up with a friend today that lives down here and he's actually the very first he's actually the very first person that ever took a chance on my channel and was willing to send me a product to review and I mean he's since moved on to a different company and whatnot but we were meeting friends and i only had 500 subs when he sent me some headphones to do review on and we've remained friends ever since so I I kind of have like a special place with him in my channel because he was the first guy that was like yeah I'll give you some product to review sure why not and it kind of started it all for me so anyway it's going here and get some breakfast and hopefully we beat the crowd when Hall is grandmas and here trying to keep I know I think we needed the ad is this the same name as we ate at that one time when we came down her last time it sure looks like it did we even eat last time you're doing are you making me a Picasso are you drawing i think it's a Mona Lisa now that I did not go to starbucks yet we're gonna go after okay so we headed over here to balboa park we're gonna go into the what is this the reuben fleet Science Center we're gonna get some science on here ready ready for some science kid yeah for science Bachelor here's a little bit creepy got a little bird cages enemas nothing with speakers being different bird group for science and this is cool it's a fiber optic lighting each strand has a different string on it that makes a 3d image so it looks like there's this guy because outline the silhouette inside you walk around it it is the illusion of a 3d image that's really well creepy or just decided to make this in your spare time without us a little bit of a genius hi jigar about this rag but she's a little bit of a genius so we're pretty much done with our weekend we're heading back home now I've got my Starbucks so I'm happy once again because I was having a myriad how long is a fortnight we were I don't know why we were discussing all of a sudden like how long is a fortnight and how long is a score because of Abraham Lincoln's four score and seven years ago our forefathers i'm not going to actually get into the whole little speech but for the Gettysburg Address but I think I started talking like a night for a second there and I was like okay so a fortnight is two weeks I was wrong on both accounts this will not make it in the vlog shut up women Mother's Day or not i abused you bitch I told you I I told you the fact checked at night you did okay okay and I even said before that I might be wrong hahaha doesn't mean I just because I thought I was doesn't mean I have to like it but hope you guys enjoyed the blog I don't know if I'm never gonna do it again on this channel I really like holding the camera people are always like who is this guy why Dylan up a camera is he famous know he's fat it can't be famous to tell you hi oh yeah I was filming on I was filming on the roller coaster seeing that at legoland with a thing was spinning around and I was like nope I'm not gonna go on that it turned in like it turned in like faced me for a second and the guy and the ride was like ah hello oh they're like flew away again so that's good alright guys I'm gonna get on out of here hope you guys enjoyed the vlog if not well know what do what again no I'm gonna get on out of here guys I will see you later never trough the camera and I'm gonna beat this one to death now