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alright so we just landed here in Seattle and I'm waiting to find Jerry and I managed to cut my finger on a zipper imagine that I don't actually know how to get out to the curb okay why not I've flown here before I remember exactly what's going on camera she saw the camera and she was like hey so she was giving me like praise the Lord sign or something I'm not really sure I could so I just have to find a filthy STI somewhere the hell I managed to cut my finger am i reaching them for the camera see we can see it Carolee see it right under there oh yeah there you go somehow like the zipper like under my fingernail and just like filleted it does not feel too good Wow zoom on this camera is pretty insane I should be able to see him coming from a mile away we see a filthy STI you know I see a god-awful yellow cross over or crossfire boring vlogs incoming would be funny if he just like left me here you're on your own brother I wouldn't actually put it past you to do that either he would totally ditch me here at sea-tac and be like hey you're on your own it's funny when you're vlogging and stuff the way people look at you like what the are you doing why are you holding a camera pointing at yourself and then I'm like hey you know what why are you pointing a camera at yourself oh this is New Age is there any point he was trying to record with this exhaust yes it's it's you can't filter it out either New York exception alright this is how loud my seat was I changed the exhaustive wouldn't be this loud I know I like loud exhaust though if I don't like drum in the seat droned really bad Oh dinner rally you did that residence at normal speed yeah the freeway was just that resonating point all right well some time here I guess I'll turn off this camera what are they saying right here let's zoom in on the comment dude in this car with this image stabilization I can fully zoom in on the comments and read them while we're driving while we're driving with the balance wow I love this camera your show up yet no it should be here today hold phone hello the comments are going too fast actually read it but this can't do it all right I'm gonna turn this one off okay wait Oh God conserve your nine hours of battery all right yeah I'm not looking at the road this is unsafe how about I point the camera at the road and usually the camera they've been on that the Maryland that's all for just holding the cell phone yeah uh needles and yeah a little camera-shy Jackie you point that over there J I have a boner cameras pretty sweet and it's pretty stable man oh it look it it's like put boxes around our faces like it's like please knows who we are yeah it's like put a box around the losers I like how Sony figured out like all their focusing problems like one generation after I go buy a thousand dollar camera and like doesn't work and this thing is also a photo camera with the 20 megapixel sensor in it so you just select copy to switch it to the camera mode and push the button to take pictures no reason like I don't know I'm certain that the DSLR stuff is really good like for when you have to do really high-end cinematic stuff but it seems like they capabilities and these things are like just stomping on it this is an F 1.8 lens so you can Carl Zeiss lens right in the same ants with it DSLRs are officially for poor people if you wanted to buy that lens that's in that camera for a DSLR like an equivalent lens you'd probably have to spend more than that camera cost then granted it's it's 1.8 through 3.8 but still through 3.8 MX zoom we're on like a DSLR lens I was on the lesser expensive side I like 5.6 yeah so Haley world's most boring clogged ceiling coming well you know anything that's all - I didn't I didn't vlog a damn thing on the airplane because nothing happened like literally nothing happened I got there and I went through security olla babe a bomb checks might keep my computer though they swapped it and stuck it in a machine and everything so I put my stuff on the security I go through the guy is a total so I love saying I put all my stuff on this on the belt I go through the little body scan and I go through the other end and all my stuff comes out it's it from my computer and I'm like um nobody says a word to me or anything I'm like uh I'm thinking the worst like someone just like scooped it up yeah I'm like my computer and the guy was like oh yeah I think I know they're going to check it like why they need to check my computer then they take that stupid wand and they start out wanting the exhaust and they start wanting all around and they put it in a stupid machine that like scanned it again and then they took the swab and did a test on that and then they gave it back you know ten minutes later when I asked him I was like what was that all about apparently the size of my computer yes earning them like you could hide something in it yeah look what you do this x-rated anyway apparently x-rays don't go in too bad then they then they went into that wall stir it's a TSA randomize I'm I got all right no table I mean this is megawatt was like it's like the Titanic yeah where these pellets and drinks like an earthquake up in here we need some shoes so Jerry came up was a very ingenuitive ingenuity a very smart way of leveling the table show what you use cray-cray the word right pray for the craic that weird easy deep on the ground feels like you mosey into work well you to bevel feels I know I can become a table repairman Tavian leveler team yer you got a tool belt full of crayons you know exactly where at Starbucks right now and I'll give you three guesses as to what Jerry's doing right now he's poop napping so Jerry got the same exact camcorder I got no Big Joe in touch tips Jerry mmm Jerry bought something on my recommendation and that weird I did I didn't even do any research or nothing I was just like it's good enough for Jay it's good enough for me and now we're trying to figure out if we can't set this up for some sort of a webcam for the drunk talk coming now are you not drinking at all I'm not drinking but I took all my pain medication from my back moments ago so you're just you're still gonna be crazy I'm still gonna be crazy okay so you know it's depressing drinking alone that's the problem and I can't just be like no no cuz I already promised everybody else I'm gonna have all I have two shots with Jay I'm just not gonna have 16 shots like I normally would I have a lightweight so two will be like 16 and no I'm not an alcoholic because I only do it when I want to do it not because my body tells me to why I told you it's time yeah that's my that was my alcohol harm somebody create that an app for the iPhone called like cook called like the alcohol armor that's like lets you know when to drink your next beer to keep your buzz going yeah alcohol ambassador yeah the alcohol ambassador it's like we have detected by your body weight that you have insufficient pair of your bloodstream another day every 15 minutes don't be hilarious I'm gonna they're being easy after mate you don't you steal a tap patent pending the bus driver starts dinging well you go to Vegas that's all you hear over the slot machines it's really creepy like it looks like a lazy eyeball and then I like locks audience like hey what come on wait for it it's a really lazy eyeball should have turned on our dead weight Oh is he an MTP mode again hold on there anybody else Barry go wait wait there and like move around in there though it's like it's awesome it's like it's alive a little bit for like graham centered snorts optic stabilization same-day freaking media snobs I love Graham though he's the only person to know that's bigger than you I love graham crackers mmm that Graham yet so I can't raise a cracker hmm that's read it's a little bit it's okay those white people so it's acceptable oh yeah wiper was a white privilege wave your Confederate flags there no no that has nothing to do with white privilege I'm more of a go to Starbucks kinda white privilege guy as you wear the NS a shirt then I say they like to watch I'm so I'm so sorry should be I feel like we I feel like we've been here before junior you're running around the room trying to prepare for things yes because I don't put anything in the same place twice this is more setup that has ever been put in Tech Talk ever it is he is now about to put sheets in the lights please that wax paper for your chocolate parchment paper to diffuse that'll do this professional photography tip here bulks Jerry takes the parchment paper you shout on in there get a real good oh yeah I feel like that sounds indoor give it up it's true it's true I had sex way more than once no it was like at least three thousand but there we have proof for once wait are we counting like with another person are including ourselves because it's including ourselves I get ron jeremy run for his money okay that right arm forearm just put it this way if I was ever a boxer my right arm would be for the gap right you kill you one little Julia me right I was gonna set it brother all right let's see better I don't know I just wonder where the alcohol is oh yeah I got it look you can see me dancing around Tiger about to take a Dookie hey I get a little uneasy when you're squatting behind me like that Jay a little uneasy coupe nap I'm doing poops neat all right so we need to get you some Alex yes it's knockouts all right I'm on an out fighting mission woman now finding mission you want to figure out how to get this set up here then our microphone - there's a place and friends where the naked ladies dance there's a hole in the wall cuz I drilled it there in your hand - oh the battle scars I know I did I literally drilled into Miami yeah like luckily I stopped before I went to D ladies all right day two here in Seattle and I'm in the man cave all alone and you know last night the Tech Talk was just a little bit uh off the chain I guess you could say barely remember the last time I drank like that I don't do it very often so you don't like it I don't care too bad anyway it was nice to cut loose and it felt really kind of nice I think I remember bleed downstairs apparently Jerry had to like walk me down the stairs and he had to prove you to bed not take me to bed don't confuse the two I'm in the man cave this morning it's eight o'clock I'm up I'm dressed I am cleaned up and ready for vlogger fair and who do you think's downstairs snoring like a baby you guessed it so anyway thanks for watching last night's Tech Talk probably one for the record books I might unlist it simply to make it like an Easter Egg video so anyone who finds it it's like oh my god Jay is so stupid other than tastes more stupider than he normally is stupid something like that all right well today we're gonna go to vlogger fair we're gonna have a good time I don't know what to expect I've never been there I get to meet some people I've always watched their videos and definitely looking forward like Shay Shay Carl he's gonna be there I'm looking forward to meeting him he was one of my early inspirations for the weight loss not this time around his his shayla's videos over on his Jay loss channel definitely inspired me in fact that's where I got the idea I want to ride a bike because that's how he started losing his weight and so looking forward to telling him that but anyways I make it out of here guys we're gonna see you well later today but whenever I make this this video hopefully I get this video up soon I don't know what's going on I I really don't know all right guys I'll see you the next lock give me a few of them this weekend all right bye