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this episode of TechnoBuffalo is brought to you by domain.com Don injure listen you can tell I'm upset and I feel like I've got a right to be upset let's talk about Apple a little bit listen I got my start reviewing Apple products that's what I did for the first like a year and a half of me on YouTube my first big unbox actually my first video I ever did was in a boxing of Apple's old Santa Rosa MacBook Pro I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Apple and as I've grown as a reviewer I don't really care if it's an iPhone or an Android I review every product on its own and man Apple has made some big mistakes and from a path that was really clear and straightforward they have veered like all the way off to Antarctica so let's start this beard rant with the new Magic Mouse so let me show you a little something here this is a Magic Mouse probably the most under Gunawan being used but it's fine they've had that for a while but let's say you're using your new Magic Mouse and dies it runs out of batter and you've got to charge it as these things tend to do how my friends are you going to plug it in put in new double-a batteries nope not anymore plug it in from the back nope apples beautiful design or design is first and foremost and it's unapologetically plastic they put the freaking charger on the bottom of the mouse how you gonna charge this pull it pull it big deep breath it's on the bottom how can you use a mouse like this riddle me that people I don't understand Apple you're always designed focused what were you thinking putting the charger on the bottom you made a mouse that was like marginally useful with multi-touch gestures and swiping and turned it into a brick for the hour that you're targeting it I know what charges fast what have you something to use it while it's charging I just don't get it you're getting annoyed you're getting very annoyed getting your mouse let's talk iPad pro toss me ah he thought I'm not gonna iPad pro coming out I've used one at the event Apple's positioning this thing as a mobile powerhouse with the latest technology the company has they got some cool tech but there's one glaring omission this tablet that's the latest and greatest most powerful it has all the coolest technology does not even have the coolest technology at Apple offers no 3d touch in this thousand dollar-plus tablet when it gets SPECT out why okay and maybe the argument is made the panelists too big technology wasn't ready yet for a large screen tablet I can't understand that but then why position is why released the iPad pro now you've waited this many years wait you can put the latest tech in your latest tablet maybe they're holding out for dec generation similar to the no camera the first generation iPad so I got something from generation to in which case you are screwing your consumers over who's going to spend the thousand odd plus dollars for this gigantic tab with a gorgeous display with fast hardware and a really quick processor and not be able force touch to FaceTime your mom you got actually tap a button then tap another button my mom your mom that's too many buttons Apple dude all right I just got to feel like I got a I got a center myself a little bit good idea all right so I bought the new MacBooks they came out thin light relatively powerful up a claim that was going to be good I'll do any video editing on it so I figured for what I do mostly managing the site emails YouTube videos general computing the new Mac will be fine but to hedge my bet I paid the extra money and I upgraded I got the faster processor X RAM more storage I got the fastest one Apple makes and watching YouTube videos while editing a Word document slows the thing down what I if I can do that on my iPad but my computer slows down I'm spinning I'm so mad I don't care if it's got mobile a more it's got an a 9 or where who made the stupid chip if I can't do something on it why does it exist if you wanted to be a piece of art let me hang the damn thing on the wall but don't sell me apples and then give me oranges oh you like that I like that that's what I did in fact the things gotten so slow over the months up and using it I think about replacing it at home with the surface pro 4 which is then light and I know I can watch a YouTube video while editing a Word document that's my thought on it I don't I don't get it Apple you had such a clear path you redefine the mobile industry you had the best designed hardware the best design the laptops tablets that were second to none and then everything kind of fell off Android caught up in a tablet apartment lanova was putting out crazy awesome designs for their laptops they flip around I don't know what you're thinking you're putting charge on the bottom of things you're not putting your latest acknowledging your products make your products that are just slow find your way back home Apple this guy's going to be pissed and a little upset and I just wish you'd do a little better job 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