Gadgetory

so the other day I'm sitting at work working on some project with a deadline when my coworker process set up the wall today he says let's blow this popsicle stand there's a game tonight and I'm like I gotta finish this project and besides I don't get out till 5:00 come on Joe he says after all it's five o'clock sub-layer right that's like boss projects out of the office and says hey what is this let's get back to work okay I can't the questions stuck in my head I mean is it really five o'clock somewhere and if it is where it's like a zombie virus I mean I'm sitting in meetings thinking is it five o'clock somewhere right now so I start pouring over maps looking in atlases learning obscure facts about daylight saving time and time zone like Antarctica keeps daylight saving time even though the Sun is up 24 hours a day where the fact of those cool dials on watches that you can turn to show at time of this somewhere else are pretty much wrong 50% of the time I can't take it anymore so finally I decided to do something about introducing the 5 o'clock the only cloth that tells you where it's 5 o'clock right now no matter where you live in the world this is one of those goofy five o'clock cephalic walks even by an Amazon or Ebay this is a well-researched precision manufactured piece of art and it's being offered on Kickstarter on a limited run to celebrate the projects of including an exclusive gold edition commemorating the Voyager Golden Record thanks for your support I've never wondered why they don't make model airplanes out of what really open they're made out of I mean seriously carbon fiber has revolutionized the aerospace industry and there's still not a carbon fiber model airplane on the market I wanted to fix this little problem and that's why I came up with the fiber glider a revolutionary model airplane built from carbon fiber the fiber glider is an innovative redesign of a classic bolsillo glider it uses aircraft grade carbon fiber for the wing fuselage and tail which is not only stronger than the balsa wood and plastic used in other airplanes but is also lightweight and durable allowing the fiber glider tala of any model airplane while still looking amazing our counterweight is machined out of high quality brass and is adjustable to allow you to adjust the flying characteristics of the aircraft spend the weight to the front to go for distance or spin the weight to the back to fly high the included rubber band launcher makes flying the fiber glider a piece of cake right out of the box anyone can grab the fiber glider and launch it over 90 feet the purpose of any model airplane stand is to create the illusion of flight and the zero-g stand holds of the fibers lighter in a way that no other stand does its base mimics the shadow of the aircraft while two crescent-shaped pillars hold the airplane up creating a dynamic illusion of flight you have to admit this is going to look amazing on your day you