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- tech tips coverage of Computex 2013 is powered by Western Digital our trusted gaming gear partner is Corsair Vengeance and our trusted retail partner is NCI XCOM I'm sorry let's say I do good job slick okay so here we are at the we're discussing well thanks for that hey have you learned how to century yet no go away no screens and stuff check out this candy coat it all right Perry Toby no tomatoes hold on what what is this supposed to mean if I'm stinky tofu so I started to feel sick I think I wasn't the only one so we've moved on we're gonna try taiwanese fried chicken we're definitely going over the box on this one yeah it said yeah it smells like a like a pungent mix of livestock manure and yeah I'm hoping the taiwanese fried chicken is ready there's the pink and purple guns that obviously everybody needs oh there's one on the wall over there I wonder if it's like tied down guess we'll find out nope all right so only forty five hundred forty five hundred whatever those are $50 150 bucks that's not too bad for like a pink gun I could like close with it bikini probably gave her a Brit the only one I actually like thank I'm telling you tell me more about how you're a wuss waters waters - ha Oh your feet are red poor little baby so this is my first foot massage there's my ugly feet apparently I get 30 minutes of foot massage there's looks like we feet so this would be new and different okay there's diesel hooking up the camera with all the you know new monitors that are attached to it and here's b-roll our B cameraman and slick our B host our B host that looks way better than me now that's a nice tie clip you've got there are you sir can't focus on it mind you it's too shiny awesome we're not sure whether this is whether this is like not touching a lot of cultural significance here in Taiwan so I'm actually not quite sure what they were going for here I don't know if PC for personal computer records for political correctness because this is the first time I've ever seen Asians different why are you so excited about this exactly well for one I don't know I do know that there will be two casters here are ptosis and tasteless and oh my god this is gonna be awesome it does make sense if you want to get somewhere more quickly sure yeah so the taxi pickup evidently requires me to keep going straight and then go around this way or I could go the way diesel in it's just clearly faster so I think our cab driver is actually watching TV right now to see the GPS is up there on the left and that just appears to be like a show I mean we haven't crashed yet sort of like Wild West in terms of this there's a whole episode of self-park about like ear sex I think their eyes yeah we're just we're discussing Taryn southern because hi turn southern if you're watching this I'd really doubt it hi Kanye West if you're watching ha ha ha so - how was your fanboy starstruck you know you know what I you know what I think I think that there are much much less awesome people that I could be starstruck by like I don't know there's this weird gamer that hasn't won Jack all in the last while that Diesel's like nerdgasm in over what says what's his name like stinking prime or something like that he's bringing crime and he was huge it's not one yeah you hear that word was that's that's from his biggest fan so that should be all you need to know he's built he's building up the suspense that's his plan I'm gonna be the comeback kid exactly be the comeback king yeah yeah change from brain King friend to the Mad King fun comeback King friend because you're so far gone now that it's almost hopeless that's not the first time that's happened if you can turn it well no even if unofficially no it's not to millions oh it's one lane because you drive in the middle of both of them I wasn't I wasn't even recording any of that Oh top rap yeah okay show me the door apparently wasn't recording this you just fixed the door handle okay well beer all rip the door handle off and then and because he's just a brute of a man and then slicks a carnivore and that somehow relates to his strength and I'm summarizing what was actually really funny the first time recording but we're not actually recording the line this is this is a true comedy of errors right now you can tell the story now well apparently just because I've looked a certain way everyone assumes that I'm the longview speaks Mandarin whenever I'm paired up with as opposed to him they assume you speak Mandarin you don't even look Chinese though okay so tell me tell me about this used to cut your own hair okay why hey nobody knew I can lay on there so that just means or it means favor to bike No